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5 yrs ago
Current Happy International Women's Day to all the fabulous female Gm's and Rpers out there
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6 yrs ago
Bond, James Bond, 007. You can never be replaced and will be deeply missed sir. RIP Connery 😭
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6 yrs ago
Major Congrats to all my peeps in The Walking Dead - We have reached the 5 year strong milestone!!! HOLY SHIT!
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6 yrs ago
If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember: Vegans first, they are the closest thing to grass fed.
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6 yrs ago
March didn't come in like a lion... It came in like a T-Rex with PMS, and hemorrhoids, wearing barbed wire undies....
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✾ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚊
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⚘ A Brief History
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I've been at this a long time and when I say a long time I mean a long long damn time. I started out with table top, ADnD, back in the 80's, then dived into others: Nightlife, Mage the Ascension, Shadow Run, HoL, etc. Moved onto Online in the 90's. I've been running various incarnations of a single RP group for twenty years now. Worked helping setting up, building, and/or admining/modding various RP forums over the years: Adventure Quest, Priston Tales, War Gods, etc. It's been a long road filled with ups and downs. I'm an evil GM, you've been warned.

Outside of RP, I am a mom. Yup, I've reproduced and there are little Lady A's running around plotting their own take over of the world. I am a published author and once upon a time an award winning poet. I've done a lot in my life. I haven't done as much as I would like. I've grown a lot. I have a lot more growing to do. I love to cook, baker by trade currently. I went to university and majored in Mathematics. I've programmed websites, worked as a model, worked as a 3d modeler. Shit, I even used to dance. And have been known to sing a bit. Jack of all trades. Master of like 3, lol.


⚘ Looking Inside
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This is where I go into my personality. In the past I would normally make some self deprecating remark about how I am a bitch of a GM, pushing my rpers as hard as I push myself and so forth. Not anymore. People change, or perhaps they just come into their own. This can happen at any age. More than that it can happen several times over the course of your life as you discover and rediscover yourself. Everything happens for a reason, usually that reason is ones owns actions. Or inaction's. Right now, I am in a better place than I can remember being in the longest time. I am happy and at peace. I have no regrets. Maybe I should but I don't. I plan on keeping this peace I have found, I went far too long without it.

Currently I am enjoying several things. Some are things I have enjoyed most of my life: Coffee, chocolate, bacon, M*A*S*H. One isn't something I have enjoyed since I was seventeen: being clean and free of poisons in my system. It is beyond description and I love it: One-hundred and twenty days and counting. Music taste is shifting to more mood oriented than anything, strange I am finding a lot of newer Country I am enjoying and I have NEVER liked country. Watching things like Lark Rise to Candleford and being hooked to the point of reading the trilogy. Recently added yoga to my workouts and all I can say is, "Fuckmaste: the fucked up in me accepts the fucked up in you."

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The first step is scary.
Take it anyway.

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Danica Graves

Location: Southeastern Wilderness Area
Interacting With: @Sohtem



Danica decided to walk out of the forest, pulling her ear buds out and tucking them into the sports bra strap beneath her tank top as she headed back towards town. Whatever had done this, she didn't want to be caught unaware. She was glad she had after moving a bit when she heard someone calling out and turned in the direction of the voice. Seeing the red head her eyes widened a bit. She didn't run straight over to her, mostly stopping in her tracks and not knowing what to think of the situation. Was she hurt or was it something more? Watching her carefully for a moment, she opted to be the good Samaritan and start to walk over to her, cautiously, because you know nothing ever bad happened when you tried to help a perfect stranger did it? Yeah, NEVER!

Hearing her words she looked around to see if anyone was coming towards them but it seemed clear, for now. Stepping over to her as her legs gave out Danica tilted her head to the side. "What the hell? Were you part of that camp site that was torn up I came across earlier?" she asked as she took a look at the woman and saw her gripping her arm and the blood. Untying her hoodie from around her waste she wrapped it tightly around the woman's arm and tied it down tightly as she could. Once that was done she moved to stand and suddenly doubled over a bit as she pressed against her lower abdomen. "Ugh, I still got two weeks before..." she began before cutting herself off and looking back at the woman, taking her arm and wrapping it over her shoulder.

"We gotta move," she said quickly, trying to help her get back up to her feet. Looking around she took stock of their surroundings, getting a feel for the woods and what direction town was. Too many years up on the mountains looked like it may pay off, at least for now. She knew which way they needed to go, she just hoped that the quick first aide she had done would slowly the bleeding down enough so she wouldn't have to fireman's carry the girl out of the woods. Sure, she liked to work out but seriously? Hefting a red head down the trail was not her idea of a good time.

Then another wave of cramps hit, this time a little bit worse than the ones before. "Fuck me... Okay red, let's move," she said, getting her free hand around the woman's waist and trying to help lead her down a more direct route than what the path provided. As far as she was concerned, they couldn't get out of the woods fast enough; which was a first for Danica. She usually preferred the wilderness to the urban sprawl but right then, the last thing she wanted to see was another tree something could be hiding behind. Her eyes darting back and forth with each step they took.



Amy Chang

Location: Altsoba Methodist Hospital ER
Interacting With: Idiots (I mean The ER Staff, seriously - I D I O T S!!!!)



Things in the ER were running smoothly thanks to Dr. Chang staying on the staff's butt and not putting up with anything from the patients. People had a tendency to be idiots in general, during a crisis they turned into fucking morons. It seemed that the moron flu was going around as Nurse Gretchen, actually an intern but the woman had been a nurse for all of five minutes before going right back to med school since she didn't want to deal with bed pans, came waltzing through the crowded ER with a tray of open container Acids and Bases. She should have closed the container before leaving the lab, she should have taken the less crowded route through the north halls. But did she? Nooooooooooo!

The blonde bimbo, how fitting was that, decided it would be quicker to just make the hop, skip, and a jump route right through the middle of Amy's ER as the doctor was finishing up signing some discharge papers. That was when Lady Luck (Better known as Lady Lick Ass by some) decided to go into full PMS mode (it must be something in the water) and roll all the dice against the nurse and make her fail not only her intelligence check, but her dex check as well. Mrs. Johnson from earlier, you know the Holy Peanut Oil Idiot, came out to thank Dr. Chang for purging the demons from her children and instead ran smack dab into the back of Dr. Gretchen. Sending the Future Darwin Award Winner spilling out as the tray flung from her hands.

Amy turned to see what the yelps and screaming where about only to be met in the face by a liquid that was anything but a water balloon of fun. Suddenly Dr. Chang felt like the Wicked Witch Of The West and screamed out in pain. "I'm melting!!!" as her hands came up to her face. The pain was searing, clouding her mind for a moment before she grabbed the nearest thing in scrubs and yelling at them. "Eye Wash Station!!!" The orderly wrapped an arm around Amy's waist and quickly pushed her through the confusion and the commotion deeper into the ER until they reached the sink and turned it on.

Lowering her head down as quickly as she could until she felt actual water touching her face and then stood there, gripping on to the edge of the sink as her joints went white and she gasped for breath. The orderly standing next to her looking at the doctor and then over at the crowd as other nurses jumped in to get people back from the spill and check to make sure no one else was hit when everything happened. Amy just standing there, face in the sink as the water kept jetting up gently into her eyes. "Ten little idiots jumping on the bed, one fell off and is gonna be dead because Dr. Chang is about to slaughter someone's ass," she muttered under her breath over and over again. Each time she went through the verse she subtracted one until she finally hit zero. "Zero little idiots jumping on the bed, time to get a drink because they all be dead."

She wanted to move and look around, find the person that had done this and ream them a new one but she waited until the required flush time had passed and then went for another good ten minutes. Blindness was a pain, a blind surgeon was pointless, a blind surgeon during the end of the world was nothing but a damn meat shield. She wasn't about to be a meat shield for anyone, no matter if it was the end time or the beginning times. Taking a breath she held her hand out for a towel, waiting until she felt it against her finger tips before righting herself and pressing it gently against her face.

Slowly her eyes opened one at a time, carefully looking around and for a moment thought she actually was blind because of the darkness in the ER then she saw the flashlights in the blur and sighed at the blurriness. Thankfully though after a few minutes of blinking her vision cleared up and she was able to see the ER fully once again. Taking an offered flashlight from the orderly she started shining it around. Things seemed calm now but it didn't take Dr. Chang long to figure out who exactly had caused the issue, Dr. Gretchen was sitting there on a stool getting checked out by another nurse and looking like she was scared for her life; her eyes widening even more when she saw Dr. Chang staring right at her.

"Dr. Chang, I am so sorry!" she scrambled to say.

"Ta ma de, bizui!" she snapped, not even realizing she had gone full Firefly.

Warning, warning, target acquired, target acquired. All hell about to break loose. Evacuate, evacuate. Bitch move your ass!

If there had been a warning system for Dr Chang right then, that was what would have flashed along the bottom of the TV screen for the world to see. A beeline was made as Amy stormed over to the woman and let the insults and the berating fly. Some more of it coming out in Chinese as she stood there bellowing at the nurse at the top of her lungs. "Are you retarded? Seriously, carrying that stuff through here without even a lid on it? Wuh de ma! Jen dao mei they would hire a blond that lives up to the stereotypes! Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze! Jing-tzahng mei yong-duh! Go, get out of my sight before I decide to do a live autopsy on you!"

The girl sat there paralyzed before finally running off as Amy took a step closer. Shaking her head she looked around a bit, most of the staff just staring at her slack jawed. "Nee mun doh shr sagwa." Turning she walked off down the hall as she flipped the towel to rest on her shoulder and went to find a new pair of scrubs to change into. This night was just getting better and better. "And get the back up generators turned on for the love of god before we lose someone on life support!!!" she screamed as she rounded the corner.
@Pundii
@Lucas -
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Marc Tender


Location: Coaches Office Grimm H.S. Gym


Marc knew that question was coming. Sighing slightly she stepped over to the couch and sat back down, rubbing his hands together as he looked at the floor. Thinking back on that night, what had happened, how he felt seeing Simone like that. He had to take a deep breath before he was finally able to form the words. "Yes..." he said quietly before looking up at Ashley. He was surprised that Adelaide hadn't eventually told Ashley but then again, Ada was good at keeping her mouth shut about things.

"Simone and I were close, for a very long time Ash. We dated off and on in high school. She was my date to prom," he said before looking away and rubbing his face. Taking a bit a breath before continuing and finally opening up to Ashley about everything. Telling her about how Simone and he were close, how he had cared for her. That she actually cared for him. How prom was supposed to be the night he told everyone but she wasn't at her home when he showed up at her house that evening. How he still visited her grave every year.

"It's kind of become a yearly ritual now I guess. I got to her grave and talk. How silly is that? I sit there tending to a tombstone no one else in the world gives a fuck about, pulling weeds and planting new flowers while I talk to no one at all," he said shaking his head a bit. It sounded a bit off the wall as he said it out loud.

"I know you didn't like her, no one really did. And I am not making excuses for her actions but she had her reasons for being the way she was. Trust me, that wasn't who she was underneath it all Ash." Sighing he lowered his head and ran his fingers through his hair, pushing it back and smoothing it out. Now she knew. Maybe him opening up wasn't the best idea but she had asked and he wasn't going to keep everything bottled up anymore.

Standing up he walked over to the water cooler and got a small paper cup full before downing it and crumbling up the material in his hand before tossing it into the trash. "Funny thing, she kept trying to push me away. Like she did with everyone but you know me. I was never one to give up. Found this in her room after the funeral," he said as he pulled his wallet out and picked out a small piece of paper that had been thumbed over more than once. Unfolding it carefully before handing it over to Ashley.

Marc,

Listen, you're great. You know this and I owe you a lot but after tonight, well I can't anymore. You know, us. I'm leaving town, get away from my parents. You know why. Now, you need to do something for me. Opening that fucking trap of yours and actually tell Ashley what you need to okay? If you can tell me, you can tell her. End of story.

Sim~


"I wanted to tell you, god did I want to. After she died though, well I just felt like I wasn't the man for you. You had your path, I needed to find my own. By the time I got my act together, well it was too late." Shrugging slightly he looked back over to Ash and smiled a bit. "Sorry, I shouldn't have just dumped all that on you."
O.o ~catches up on IC posts~

@Nallore Ray would have to have 10 IC posts before he would be eligible and then you would have to not only state you want him to have plot armor but add another character to the mix. Like if I was to withdraw Astrid and Tati to only Rp Zoie, Zoie would lose her plot armor. Have to have a minimal of 2 actives in rp to have the plot armor for 1.
@Charnobylisk Last I knew the Twins were headed back to the infirmary currently and Kris left since your last post - SO actually might want to post for those two. Maybe see about moving the two corpses out of the OR, plus Leann's body out in the middle of the court house. (As well as maybe have someone bring in Caesar's from the Alleyway since Zoie made sure to keep his body blocked off. Would be a good time to get the dead that need actual burials together.) - and get the OR cleaned up after all the messes.
Welcome to the forum, things are pretty laid back here. Just be the Fonz and you should be fine and enjoy yourself.
In Hi O3O 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to our little slice of Neverland, sure you will find something to fit your Rp cravings.
A lot of people coming back as of late it seems. The addiction is strong. Welcome Back.
I dunno, looking for hello? Hello!
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