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You can count me in on this.

Even if someone is a filthy storm cloak huehuehue
@Rilla

You are a heretic and deserve to be burned
@Lauder

Wew, how close were you? Are you a Florida Man?


<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

THe Florida Man.

There is only one.


I'm alive?

I'm alive!

The cursed storm "Irma" shall now take me!... the power outage and shit service will
Name: Viki Woods
Alias: N/A
Level: 3
Date/Time: September 1st, 5 PM
Location: Work
Tag: @Holy Soldier @HeroicSociopath @Kafka Komedy @jynmi88@Leaves@RubyOwl @Majoras End Feliking (Level 4 boss)



“VIKI! Round up the workers and go deal with that problem! Try not to wreck the parking lot!”

There did not need to be another word said for the assistant manager to spring into action, Viki running to the cashier station and grabbing the intercom. “All employees, to the parking lot! Wreck this nerd!,” she practically yelled through the intercom before jumping through the roof, leaving a rather large hole, despite knowing Mr. Gar would not like that one bit. Yet, it was something that they would have to deal with at a later point in time for now it was time to kick butt.

She landed in front of the doors to the Bodega, leaving a small crater as the end of her hair started glowing green as she came to her full average height. A smug smile came to her face as she looked at the villain in front of her, a tall, stupid cat who seemed to have the ability to turn others into cats as well. Nothing that they couldn't deal with as a group, then again they would also have to be careful.

Viki’s hair split into four ends all glowing green and poised to attack the furious feline, crossing her arms before announcing to the villain, “I’ll give you one chance, villain, leave now or face our combine wrath! Also why turn people into cats? Dogs are better.” Her eyes dug into the villain as she restrained herself from attacking the villain, wanting to give him a solid chance of at least running away before she chased him down.
Name: Viki Woods
Alias: N/A
Level: 3
Date/Time: September 1st, 5 PM
Location: Work
Tag: @Holy Soldier @HeroicSociopath @Kafka Komedy




Viki had masterly dodged the rainbow of lasers, a smug smile on her face knowing that Tatsumaki would never be able to her with such a predictable thing. She turned away from the bloated form before telling both Jacuzzi and Tatsumaki, “Get to work you two, time is money and I want this place looking great for Mister Gar, that included all of his employees in their stations.” She gave a slightly evil chuckle before her nose smelled something, or rather she had just seen the fox for a brief second but it was cooler if she had smelled what was the pose of productivity.

“Lyle! Get to work or else!,” Viki roared, looking towards the camera to give a smile and thumbs up to Mr. Gar who was likely watching them all. “The freezer is out again and I need you to fix it before the ice cream melts,” the blonde stated before walking into an aisle that contained some weapons, inspecting them and making sure they were all in the right place. Everything had to be perfect, everything had its place, everything had to have a price tag, luckily Clay was doing his job unlike his good for nothing brother.

“Cleanup on Aisle… all of them,” Viki announced, allowing her hair to grow and grab mops and other cleaning supplies to get rid of the rainbow colored vomit. It was almost a subconscious thing, cleaning up messes before customers could get to her and complain, luckily there was no more blockage in the front door. With a sigh, the long haired wonder quickly finished the detailing before everything was put back where it was supposed to be.

“Good job, Viki,” she said to herself in a low voice, imitating Mr. Gar.

“Why thank you boss! I know I'm the best employee here!”

“Have a promotion! One-hundred dollars per hour!”

“Mister Gar, you know I can't accept such money! But thank you!”

Little did she know this was her talking to herself and not a scenario played in her mind.

The night was filled to the brim with ecstasy, Koan and Askia doing a very dirty dance that satisfied their most carnal desires. Though, the Kobold did manage to get her rest, allowing her mind to rest and relax in between two large cushions.when the supposed morning had come along, the mystic was the first of the two lovers to awaken, and silently did she move from her position on the jester to get her clothing on. She felt much better, between Koan’s healing touches and Askia’s natural healing abilities, the Kobold was in much better shape than when she had stumbled into the bar.

Cynthia was a pleasant sight to see, even if she was simply leading us to the destination where their adventure would begin. Yet, Askia seemed compelled to engage with her once more, ”I don't see you around last night. Was a shame I couldn't take you into my room with me. Maybe next time I can bunk with you.” It was yet another subtle attempt to try and seduce the merwoman, though even Askia was unsure that it would work this time since they were being led to an adventure of a lifetime. However, it was probably Askia's stalkerish breathing or something about her demeanor that probably would make Cynthia cringe.


Weeee
I have not been active at all, and it's not that I'm bored of this RP, I'm just bored of Keriss herself. She was not a very well designed character, nor will her type very well be. I just don't have much interest in playing her. Yet, I wish to stay.

That is why, if @Antarctic Termite and co. will permit, I was wondering if I could maybe trade Keriss in for a new character, a level one demigod. I have some though put into it and I think I would know how to introduce her.
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