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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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I loved Wonder Woman and am genuinely excited for the sequel, Shazam, and Aquaman, with the latter two looking to be genuinely good adaptations of those characters. I also really hope everything goes well with Matt Reeves' Batman movie and the planned Nightwing film.

That is all I have to say, really. Not gonna make a thing about it.


Iris had to refrain from screaming most of the way. As they passed through the mountain it felt different to when she had phased by herself. The vibrations didn't change, and they didn't keep speed unlike when she did it. Which meant that however he had done it it wasn't through the same energy source that she was connected to. She had to worry though, this power cosmic that this 'Surfer' seemed to have access too had her outclassed. The current issue was that there was a plane in her way.

Rather, she was in the way of a plane. He had launched her at a high enough speed that she was going to smack straight into it's windscreen, and while that would obviously be a bigger problem for her than it would be for the plane she couldn't imagine it wouldn't be the best thing for the pilots on their final approach to have a speedster turn to mush.

Focusing on the energy within her, her entire body started to shake as it sped through the air. Faster and faster as the plane got closer and closer. She closed her eyes as she approached it. The pilots and passangers merely saw a blur of red pass through the plane. Iris didn't even have time to register anything within the plane. From the stewardess she phased right through to the kid that screamed in panic as he saw the blur moving down the aisle between chairs. Phasing out the back of the plane she opened her eyes, turning her head as best she could she saw the Surfer watching her.

She wasn't going to let him take her for another ride. She was going to get down on her own. She remembered a story of an air hostess who fell out of the back of a plane and survived due to the angle she had hit the mountain. Spinning her arms to manuever herself she angled herself at a nearby mountain and started moving her legs as if running in thin air. It was a weird sensation, running with no resistance. She 'tripped' slightly as her foot caught onto something but through spinning her arms she corrected herself. It was probably just a pocket of hot air that had knocked her off course slightly.

She had to make this before the Surfer caught her. She had to take the fight out of the air and back to the ground where she had some control.


The Surfer coldly stared as the metahuman struggled to maintain control. He did not dare interfere with the outcome of the scenario as The Flash displayed a unique gift to avoid the seemingly certain death - the manipulation of the density of her own material body. It was an impressive feat for one who had seemingly only just began to develop their abilities, but it was beginning to dawn on The Surfer that this test was giving him far less idealistic results than his master would have hoped for.

Since the discovery of the meta-gene in the human populace, there had been a grand debate amongst the stars. What place, if any, did Earth have in the hierarchy of systems? There had been whispers among the dark that beings of supreme power, from The Guardians Of Oa to The Kree Empire, had been made aware of this phenomena through their own series of spies. They did not take this world seriously enough to take action, but they did intend to keep their eye drawn towards the insignificant blue dot that inhabited this system in the event that it's significance were to change.

That was why The Surfer had been tasked with this challenge. His master saw a grand opportunity to utilize these beings, should they remain underestimated by the controlling forces of the cosmos, for the gain and good of the universe. A universe that his master believed would seed it's own destruction with enough given time. If these metahumans were to serve as The Surfer himself would, there would be peace brought to a galaxy left to it's own devices.

But The Flash was one mere example. And she was almost as if a child learning it's first few steps. This great speed had been bonded to Iris West for a shorter period of time than it would logically have taken the planets of faraway systems to align, much less develop on their own. If she were the representative of the best that this world had to offer, with her power tapping into energies far outweighing any metahuman The Surfer could feel surging with life on the primitive world around him, then her display of power was... only serviceable.

And given the relative prematurity of these so-called amazing beings having taken their place in the evolution of what the humans called mankind, there was a chance that this test would not ultimately end in the Earth's favor. Not that it's continued thriving or assured self-destruction mattered personally to The Surfer himself, as he was simply honorbound to a more interested party.

But this was beginning to feel as though it were a mere game. Not a test of which the fate of an entire planet and it's race of dominant species relied on for survival. The Surfer knew in his mind that he would have to strike at The Flash even harder. Faster, more intently. To provoke a more direct attack and be judged against the vastness of The Power Cosmic.

Moving fast enough to appear as a mere blink of existence, The Surfer reappeared before The Flash as she continued to advance through the air. She looked horrified as her approach threatened to collide with the being, but he rendered himself intangible. Iris West no sooner passed through The Surfer's form as he re-solidified, turning to face her as she still continued mid-air.

"VERY WELL. YOU HAVE DISPLAYED SOME MEASURE OF WISDOM IN THE FACE OF PERIL. THIS IS TO BE COMMENDED."

The Surfer's hand began to glow with an unknown source of fiery heat, however, as his tone turned from cold, distant and precise to one of intermediate hostility.



"BUT YOU HAVE YET TO UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF SACRIFICE, AS ALL WARRIORS SHOULD. ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE."

With glowing eyes that matched the fury of his fist, The Surfer turned towards the plane that had once threatened to end Iris West's life as it advanced towards the far distance. With a casual raise of his arm, The Surfer shot out a beam of intense light and directed it towards the right wing of the plane's metal structure. It seperated from the craft in an instant, sending the plane hurtling downward. Even as he could hear the distant screams of the now imperiled passengers, The Surfer coldly glanced back as The Flash as she was still trying to save herself.

"RISK YOUR LIFE BY PREVENTING THEIR DEATHS, OR SAVE YOUR LIFE BY ENSURING THEIRS. IT MATTERS NOT. A SACRIFICE SHALL BE MADE THIS DAY."

With his board at the ready, The Surfer flew past The Flash and disappeared into the distance to observe her next course of action.


Yes! Already memeing


@Master Bruce @Byrd Man @Morden Man

Just to be clear, I have until Thursday (in America) ends to post, yeah?


I'll go ahead and say you have until Sunday in light of your roofing situation.

Don't know if it just got buried or what, but @Master Bruce I still have a post in the works. Work has been busy as well as preparing to start into grad school next month, so it may be a few days over the limit for my post.


Long as you're still with us, I'll try and keep you onboard. But I will be keeping a careful watch over the IC for the next few days.

That goes for all of you who're still on the block. Today's technically the last day for a couple of you.
Easy to guess at this point, but Batman won't be taking part in the festivities with The Surfer. I just couldn't find a way to justify putting an early-stage version of Bruce up against a god-like being when his worldview is so Gotham-centric at the moment. So he's not answering the summons, whenever or however the summons comes.

At least, not this time.

*dramatically cowers away*


Gotham City, The Narrows
Earl's Body Shop
10:15 PM


"I'm heading out. You good to close up shop tonight, Jay?"

Jason Todd wiped a bead of sweat from his brow as he finished another late-night break job, rolling himself out from underneath a recently restored Sedan. His boss, Earl Cooper, was just getting his coat on in anticipation of the coming rain. Jason looked back at his hand and smirked, noticing the grease marks on his gloves. He had only been employed at the shop for around four months, now, but Jason had long forgotten what it had been like to earn his way in a legitimate line of work. Before this, he had survived by living off of all of the skills his drug-pusher of a father had taught him at an early age. Theft, smuggling, beating people to a pulp to collect protection money. He'd practically considered it secondhand by the time he'd turned thirteen. But one night had changed everything, and now, the twenty-two year old had traded a life of physical abuse and reckless disregard for everyone and everything around him for a cushy apartment five blocks away, a girlfriend that had helped him on his road to recovering from a life that'd left him bloody and ravaged, and most importantly, a great job under a decent man who treated him with respect he never knew. Jason thought long and hard about how far he had come in just a few short months as he stood up and put away his mechanic's tools for the evening. Sometimes, it was good to remember what life had taken away to reinforce just how great things had ultimately turned out.

"You got it, Earl. Er, Mr. Cooper."

Jason nervously grinned as the old man chuckled.

"I keep telling you, kid, Earl is just fine by me. You have a good night, okay?"

"Can't hurt me to try, can it?"

The lights hovering above the front entrance of the shop flickered off as Earl gave his employee a customary nod and pulled out his umbrella, opening the door to a torrential downpour. Gotham City was notorious for it's evening showers, and no area ever got hit like The Narrows. It was as if God were punishing the city just for daring to exist, casting down a black cloud over it's most economically fractured area. If one believed in that sort of thing, of course. And Jason was a believer, given that the Irish Catholic blood ran deep on his mother's side. Tearing off his leather gloves and soothing his battered, overworked hands under the cool stream of water in a nearby sink, Todd took a look at his reflection before dunking his head down to splash the grease off.

By the time that he looked back up, however, something else was staring back at him in the far distance. A pair of white slits for eyes that glowed in the shadows cast over a corner of the building. Immediately springing into action, Jason showed the prowess of an acrobat as he leaped over the car's hood behind him and grabbed a rusted old crowbar, ready to hurl it at the intruder in the darkness. But whenever he turned back around, the "intruder" had stepped forward, catching his throwing arm in an iron-tight grip. Jason gasped as he realized what he was doing - and more importantly, who he had nearly just tried to mangle.

"HOLY SHIT!"

The Batman narrowed his eyes as he snatched the crowbar from Jason's hand, letting it fall to the floor. Todd turned around and leaned against the car, looking to catch his breath after the short burst of adrenaline had overtaken him.

"Christ, man. You just about gave me a freaking heart attack. I could've taken your head off! Anyone ever tell you not to sneak up on people like that?!"

Batman's glare indicated that it had never been an option. Jason apologetically held up his hands in defeat.

"Right, I forgot. You generally punch people first and ask questions later. Because nobody's ever gonna get the drop on the big, bad Bat."

Unphased by the comment, The Dark Knight advanced past Jason and walked towards a lever jotting out from the northeast wall of the shop. Knowing exactly what that meant, Jason hurried ahead and joined the masked vigilante as he reached up and pulled the lever down.

"That's the problem. Someone already did."

Turning back to the Sedan and the skeleton of another car that he and Earl had just started to work towards bringing back to life, Jason watched as the floor infront of him gave way to a series of hydraulics systems. It wasn't so much that the floor came alive, it just flipped in on itself in a gentle, but effective manner that thankfully didn't damage the vehicles that were now being held in place by electromagnets. On the new topside floor stood a series of titanium chests, flanked by a large computer screen that glowed with the insignia on the armored torso of the man to his right. Jason smiled, approaching the workbench that his mysterious benefactor had set up for him after talking Cooper into giving him the job.

The night that had changed his life? It may have also inadvertently given him a nice little side career as an anonymous contributor to Gotham's most wanted man in black. A fact of which gave him the only rush that he needed to stay away from pickpocketing old women and mobsters for good.

"Right. So we'll remedy that. What'll it be tonight, boss?"

Batman approached the terminal and placed his palm onto the onboard scanner, activating it. He had displayed some degree of trust in the young mechanic by allowing him to help with certain matters that Lucius Fox of Waynetech couldn't quite deal with under the radar, but there was still a measure of control that he needed to maintain over their agreement. And one of those conditions was that Todd not be allowed to use the computer unsupervised, in the event that the former criminal decided to try and utilize it for purposes outside of it's intention.

"I need to know the current operating status of our side-project, and how soon you can get it up and running."

Jason's eyebrow shot up as he heard that.

"Up and running? What, you mean now?"

The Caped Crusader typed in a series of commands, bringing up a set of advanced technical schematics that had been supplied from a source he had withheld from Todd. He didn't need to know the source of this project, just that his role was to repurpose it for Batman's specific needs.

"Uh, I mean, I can get you a working version online within the hour, if you really need it. But we're still a few weeks away from a complete demo, let alone anything you wanna take out into the field."

Batman gave a slight nod as he indicated that Jason take his place at the terminal.

"There's an assassin loose in the city. A new player, by the look of it. My usual contacts are unlikely to give me anything to use, if they're even willing to talk."

Jason shrugged. "What, and you can't get them to talk?"

"I don't have the time. There's too high of a probability that he'll try and take out his target again. I need to get the assassin's location before that happens."

Todd nodded, beginning to work his magic.

"Right. And you'll need a skilled super-hacker such as myself to get our baby boy to start walking. Or maybe crawling, since I can only get you a barebone interface to work from."

Batman grimly looked over the files as Jason began to digitally piece together the patchwork framing of a highly advanced artificial intelligence that was meant to serve as a guidance system in the modern theater of war. Soldiers that were currently stationed in Qurac and Kahndaq during one of the worst civil wars in Eastern history were supposed to have this technology readily available to them already, but a hostile takeover of Waynetech's R&D division had forced the project to be shelved. Luckily, Lucius Fox was able to save his employer a few working scraps for Jason to build off of.

It was alot to ask of a young man, much less any man, but Todd had proven himself to be more than up to the challenge if given the chance. And that's exactly what the amateur thief had needed all his life - one chance to make everything right. Perhaps that was why, when catching the thief in the midst of stealing the front tire off of The Batcycle during one of his earliest cases, Batman took pity on this particular unfortunate soul rather than inflict the usual physical punishment. Jason hadn't handled himself like a man out to cause anyone harm. He had handled himself as someone rendered entirely desperate by a system that had forced him into homelessness and starvation, as evidenced whenever Batman looked into Todd's troubled background. A few weeks later, the vigilante returned with an offer.

It wasn't much in the way of changing how Gotham worked, but it was a start.

"Annnd... boom. Ready to lock n' load."

Batman scanned the data as it was uploaded into a thumbdrive that could be easily ported into his suit. It wasn't going to give him the expansive remote control of Gotham City's power grid, as he hoped, but it was going to be enough to at least get a lead going on Deadshot's whereabouts. And with Harvey Dent's life hanging in the balance, that was as much as he could hope for.

"Good work. I'll contact you again if there are any problems."

Removing the thumbdrive as soon as the rendering process had been completed, Batman readily placed it into his belt. As he moved to pull the lever that would restore the actual workspace that Jason thrived in, the vigilante noticed that the young mechanical engineer was giving him a certain look.

"There aren't any problems, are there?"

Jason awkwardly rubbed the back of his own head.

"No, not with the interface. I just... there's no easy way to ask this, so I'm just gonna do it. Promise not to get mad?"

Batman glanced back at him.

"The things they're saying about you on the news. About, y'know, Harvey Dent. You didn't really try and do that, right? Because I appreciate everything you've done for me, but if I'm working for a guy looking to off..."

The vigilante held up his hand in a bid to cut off the sentence.

"The assassin that I'm hunting is responsible for this, not me. I was trying to protect Dent. He's... a friend."

Jason quizzically stared back, wondering if what he had just heard was true. It definitely didn't seem that way from how the District Attorney had talked about Batman to the press, but the more that he thought about it, the more it made sense. A public face of venom, a private face of trust. Just as his alliance with Jason himself was a secret, an alliance with Harvey Dent was certainly not out of the question for The Dark Knight, and having the D.A. publically rally against him was just the sort of thing that would ensure no one suspected the vigilante of having a series of allies.

The relatively brash young man had often wondered if he was the only one, and it seemed as though that was clearly not the case. Jason smiled, thinking of how cool it'd be to be apart of a whole network of people working for a man who beat the hell out of criminals on a nightly basis. It was like something out of The Gray Ghost, or one of the comic books that he had grown up reading.

Of course, that was a kid's way of looking at it.

In reality, he was aiding and abetting a known fugitive.

But to him, what else was new?

"Sweet. All I needed to know."

Looking back at the platform as it flipped over once more, revealing the two cars that were going to be giving him hell tomorrow morning, Jason began to think aloud.

"You know, I've been thinking about that ride you've been handling ever since we met. And not to knock it, but you're in need of a serious upgrade. Maybe if we collaborated on something, we could get you a new set of wheels..."

By the time Jason had turned back around, Batman was nowhere to be seen.

He smirked, his mind already brimming with ideas.

"I'm not taking that as a no."

Gotham City, The Narrows
The Rooftops
10:35 PM


"Alfred. I'm uploading a sizable data file into the Batcomputer's secure server. Make sure it gets through."

Pulling back the black leather cowl that adorned his head, making sure to stick to a heavier set of shadows to ensure that his identity wasn't compromised, Batman plugged the thumbdrive into a USB port that was built into the base of the armored helmet that he wore beneath the mask. Made up of a series of carbon fiber plates with a tri-weave layer of kevlar and nomex, the helmet itself looked like something best described as a monstrosity out of Cyberpunk novel, with exposed wires and a series of complex rivets and circuitry barely hidden away by steel plates. It was all protected by a thick plastic shell that made up the inhuman shape of the cowl itself, but even so, the vigilante wondered if he could do with building something simpler to fit his purposes.

"I'll see that it does, lad. I assume that whatever this is, it's the project you were referring to that'll aide you to entrap the esteemed Mr. Lawton?"

Batman smirked.

"You're partially correct. In reality, though... this is going to go alot farther than that."

Even as he spoke, The Dark Knight watched as a digital grid began to interface with his cowl's digitized readout of the cityscape ahead of him. Everything began to take on a blue tint, followed by a red one, then a green. Before finally settling on the chosen color of yellow, building up the beginnings of a program that would become instrumental in Batman's escalating war on crime.

"Alfred. I'd like you to meet Ace. Say hello, boy."

From the other end of the line, Batman could hear his friend gasp in shock as a three-dimensional face stared back at him, partially resembling a great dane. The program had been modelled after Bruce Wayne's late childhood companion, who had ran off into the woods behind Wayne Manor and never returned, only to be discovered by the billionaire later in life after stumbling into the cavernous depths beneath the mansion's grounds. The dog had fallen in and never made it out. This was Batman's way of paying a bit of tribute to his old friend.

Scanning. Subject identified as Alfred J. Pennyworth. Known associate of billionaire Bruce Wayne, former Agent of SHIELD. Authorized user of this interface. Greetings, Alfred J. Pennyworth.

"My word. You and your friend have certainly been busy, haven't you?"

The vigilante wordlessly placed his cowl back over the shell, again peering out at Gotham as he prepared to take his new weapon out for a test run. Stepping forward, he allowed the A.I. program to observe the city as Batman himself saw it - cold and gloomy on a rainy night, with shades of hope seeded throughout. Somewhere in the darkness, Deadshot was more than likely to still be waiting to take another shot at his friend, awaiting release under heavy guard from Gotham General. With Ace on his side, there was a slight chance that Batman could prevent that from happening. But he had to hurry, as the poison-induced coma that Bruce Wayne had sustained from their first encounter had the vigilante at a slight disadvantage.

Awaiting your command. What shall I do first, Mr. Wayne?

"Secure a private connection to the Waynetech satellite. Triangulate it to map out the rest of Gotham, and use that data to find a man named Floyd Lawton."



"We're bringing him down."
Ultimate One Universe: Year One Application



The Unflinching Traitor to Mankind...Blue Beetle!

"Where the hell are we?! Why am I falling?!"
"We are approximately eighteen thousand feet above sea level."
"Ah, ese puta madre! WHY?"
"No time. I'd suggest you brace for impact."





Full Name

Jaime Reyes

Alias

The Blue Beetle

Powers/Abilities

Synaptic Symbiosis Interface: The Scarab Parasite has embedded itself within the genetic code of the human being known as Jaime Reyes. It's fused together with his internal structure seamlessly, altering his physiology on a molecular level to make Jaime a more perfect host body for the Scarab unit. These changes make Reyes far more robust, even in his 'ordinary' form, and his energy consumption has been made two hundred times more efficient for added endurance at less of a cost. Most importantly, however, it is what allows the Scarab to communicate with Jaime telepathically.

Technological and Biological Assimilation: There is no singular race in the entire universe that can be described as perfect. Each has flaws- gaps in it's knowledge that can be exploited. The Scarab was designed to circumvent this flaw. It's body is the perfect blend of technology and biology, forged with the express purpose of assimilating and absorbing any and all tech it encounters deemed to be useful in the pursuit of perfection. Thus far, the Scarab has encountered nothing it cannot absorb within itself and make use of. Assimilated parts are typically 'upgraded' using other bits of technology already installed in the Scarab.



Origin

In a time when Pharaohs ruled and magic ran rampant through the earth, a great light appeared in the sky, followed by the thunderclap of it breaking through the atmosphere. An object from the sky, small enough to be held in the palm of the hand, would change the course of human history forever. But it wouldn't be the day it landed, for whoever had directed the Scarab here hadn't accounted for mankind's...superstitions. A tribe had seen it fall, and chased the fire in the sky to it's landing point. After much argument, it was decided that they had best hide it away- the gods would not want mere men meddling with their herald. The Scarab was placed within a tomb, deep in the catacombs of a mountain fortress for the dead. And there it would remain for thousands of years, forgotten.

It wasn't until 1968 when Dan Garrett, a young archaeologist on a dig in Bialya's famed tombs, that the Scarab was uncovered once more. Dan knew the object was different the moment he lay eyes on it. Fearing that such a momentous discovery would be stolen from him by his peers, Garrett hid the Scarab away, smuggling it back to his college campus in the United States. Garrett studied it for decades, never letting another soul know of it's existence. He obsessed over it's origin, chasing after extraterrestrial conspiracy theories in search of answers until the day he died. No one knows when Dan truly passed; he was out traveling the world on his unending quest one day when he simply...vanished. His estate chose to donate most of his belongings- including, unfortunately, the Scarab- to the Smithsonian Museum.

There the Scarab would remain on display until exactly a week ago. A small group of students all the way from El Paso, Texas had managed to scrounge up enough money to afford a visit to the world famous museum. Sixteen year old Jaime Reyes was among them, dragged along by his history-obsessed best (and only) friends, Paco and Brenda. He'd rather be nearly anywhere else, if he were honest; he finally got the chance to travel, but they wanted to go to a museum? Jaime, bored to tears by the tour guide, decided to slip off and explore on his own. That was when he ended up in the Bialya section: and that was when his life was ruined. The Scarab decided to awaken for the first time in three thousand years, bursting forth from it's exhibit and forcing itself down Jaime's throat.

Reyes blacked out. He didn't wake up again for quite some time.

And when he did, he found himself sitting across from an agent of SHIELD.

What makes this character 'Ultimate?'

When I set out to to create the Ultimate version of Blue Beetle, I had two goals in mind: Reworking the Reach to be more than another alien race that wants to conquer earth, and emphasizing how absolutely terrible it would be to be Jaime Reyes. He was your everyday, ordinary High School kid before one day an alien parasite forced itself onto his body and tried to make him a cybernetic murder machine that betrays the entire human race. That's terrifying! And I feel as if most versions of the character don't really explore just how frightening a situation this would be. So, I plan to rectify that.

Supporting Cast

Paco Tejas: Jaime and Paco have stuck together through thick and thin. They met all the way back in Kindergarten, and haven't spent more than a week apart from one another since. Paco's one of many middle children in a family of eight. He loves his family to death, but by God if he can't stand how crowded his tiny house is.

Brenda Del Vecchio: The coolest person willing to associate with Jaime, Brenda's been part of the gang since seventh grade. Both her best friends were made aware of her...less than ideal home life a long time ago, and they've done their best to support her through her struggles.

Ted Kord: Ted Kord is the owner and CEO of Kord Industries. Based out of Metropolis, the tech company is best known for it's advances in nanotechnology- it's one of a handful that's managed to avoid being devoured in the ever-growing titan that is lexCorp. Ted has always fashioned himself as a self made man, and he'll be damned if he sells his soul to anyone.

The Brotherhood of Evil: Yet to be encountered.

La Dama: A faceless crimelord and the queen of Texas's underground. Real name unknown. Influences stretch all the way down to various Cartels in Latin and South America.

Jasper Sitwell: The agent assigned to interrogate Jaime after the Smithsonian Incident. Special Agent In Charge of the Blue Beetle Operation.

Sample Post





Blue Beetle is approved.
I'm 35 years old. I don't believe in anything anymore. Life beat all the faith out of me long ago. It'll happen to you too.


Keep in mind that this man is from Australia, is married, and has a kid.

So avoid all three of those.

Are there going to be events for spacefaring characters like Star-Lord and Kai-ro?


Hmm. Maybe. There's a thing towards the end of the season that I could see starting in space for a scuffle between one or both of you. I hadn't thought about it, but it can work.

His Thor was quality...


True. And it was his run that actually got me into the character in the first place, so points there.

However, I must insist through your correction of me that your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.


Hold that thought. It seems as though @Morden Man is already a step ahead.

Nicely done. I legitimately didn't expect that.

Perhaps getting the heroes to the fight really isn't going to be a concern after all...
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