As Maleficent sat atop her ramparts watching Steffan's men desperately scramble to destroy every spinning wheel in the land, she let out a cackle that chilled the bone. With her Heartless, every 16 years, she was able to rewind time and turn her greatest defeat into her greatest victory. This was the best part. Watching that fool Steffan desperately stand against the inevitable. That's when she saw the 3 lights approaching... Not those 3, they were trapped in her dungeon, being forced to watch their victory be made into their defeat over and over and over.
"YRP!" They shouted as they transformed into Fairy-form, floating around the evil fairy. Maleficent threw back her head and cackled.
"Well... Isn't this precious?" She asked.
"Do tell me, to what i owe the honour of your visit.""LADY, YOU ARE SICK!!! Picking a fight with a baby?" Rikku pointed the knife at her.
"Oh my... Dressphere magics... How delightfully adorable." She sneered a smile that could curdle milk at 50 paces.
"You've insulted us once, never again and never will you bring that child harm either, witch." Paine replied. The sneer seemed to disappear at the "Witch" remark. She extended a palm and green chains lanced from the rocks around them to grab the 3 fairies.
"Tell me why i shouldn't just have these chains crush the life from you right now?" She growled at them. The 3 chained up fairies began to glow, before their costumes exploded, taking the chains with them, the costumes reforming into
Songstress outfits and they prepared as
music slowly faded in.You're a mean one, Maleficent.
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Maleficent, you're a bad banana
Maleficent, with the greasy black peel.Maleficent seemed rather amused by this little performance, so, the heartless that were staring from out of the shadows, she motioned for them to back up.
"You're a monster, Maleficent
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Maleficent...
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole"
"You're a vile one, Maleficent
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Maleficent
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile"Finally, Maelficent sent a number of Fira's towards them with a minimum of effort. The three combining their magics to each cast a Disenchant in response.
"You're a foul one, Maleficent
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Maleficent!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"Maleficent seemed to grow increasingly annoyed at this. She stared at the crow that was now cowering in fear of the response. At least that one knew it's place.
"You're a rotter, Maleficent
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Maleficent.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots""You nauseate me, Maleficent
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Maleficent
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce""Once again, the words that best describe you, and we quote." Yuna smiled, the threw of them raising up into a triangular patern.
"Stink, stank, stunk" Yuna launched a Fireaga, Rikku launching a Thundaga, while Paine launched a Blizzaga. Maleficent was mildly impressed, but with a flick of her fingers, the Heartless swarmed in front of her as a Demon Tower, tanking the powerful magics. The Demon Tower then launched forward, sweeping the 3 up in the darkness.
The next thing they knew, they were back in chains in front of Maleficent.
"Well, that was well choreographed and wonderfully entertaining, but now you die." She raised her hand to wave it, but then thought.
"But..." She tapped a clawed finger atop her staff.
"This game that i always win never fails to amuse me... But maybe switching it up a little every now and then may be of even greater amusement." She glided over to them as a spirit.
"You have 16 years... On that day, Briar Rose will fall for her curse and my victory will be assured... You have until then to stop me." She flicked her finger and the chains dissipated.
"Well... The clock is ticking... She smiled, before waving her hands and the trio were thrown out of the castle by a green hurricane that blew through.