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As the clock strikes eleven and not a moment before, the train's horn sounded off three times. Anyone who was going to get on the scarlet steam engine needed to do so now - otherwise, they'd have to find other transportation back to Hogwarts. (Strictly speaking, this most likely would be side along apparition to Hogsmeade village - and most definitely not taking an enchanted, flying muggle car). Students wave cheerful goodbyes to their families from the windows as the train pulls away, beginning the lengthy journey to Hogwarts.

The trolley witch was currently busy readying her cart of sweets, having dropped off a few in advance to the conductor. Most of the sweets are purchased during her first pass through, though some students may have brought food from home to eat.

In compartment 1, the Head Girl and Head Boy were waiting for all of the prefects to arrive. Penny Haywood was seated directly next to the compartment door. They had a rather simple talk to give - more or less outlining the basic expectations of prefects, which the heads of houses would elaborate on more later. Once that speech was finished, everyone would be free to go mingle in any compartment they desired, but usually the prefects tended to stay in compartment 1.

In compartment 15, Andre Egwu was running an Exploding Snap tournament. The players were mostly Ravenclaws, with a few Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors as well. Barnaby Lee was the only Slytherin participating, a miniature owl perched on his shoulder.

In compartment 21, Bill and Charlie Weasley were chatting about life at Hogwarts with Nymphadora Tonks.

In compartment 27, Merula Snyde was hanging out with the remnants of her gang. They weren't nearly as numerous as they had been in previous years, but they were still a formidable force of bullying across Hogwarts.

Paige Atwell


Location: Compartment 13
Magic: N/A

Paige glanced up from Hestia, ceasing scratching the black cat behind the ears. "Raww!" Hestia protested, before jumping down from her seat and going up to Zelda, purring as she rubbed herself up against her feet. Hestia more or less ignored Goose, wanting all of the attention for herself. "Take a chill pill, Hessie. Zelds will be around all year to pet you," Paige chastised her cat, shaking her head slightly. "You'd think no one pet you, like, ever." She then got up from her seat and gave her best friend a hug. She had written Zelda over the summer and had even managed to visit her once or twice, taking the Knight Bus to London.

The train started to move, Platform 9 3/4 rapidly disappearing from view. It was a gorgeous train ride from London to Hogwarts, although it always struck Paige as at least mildly unneeded. There were so many faster ways to get to Hogwarts than train. She could have had her dad apparate her there in seconds, but at least the train ride meant time to spend with her best friend. She was in deep denial about Zelda only having two more years of school. Paige had no idea what she was going to do without her. "Eh, not too much. Y'know, the usual sort of things. Making sure Hestia doesn't jump off the train after a rat."

"What about you? I heard your sister had to drop you off - I still want to know what her damage is, she sounds insaaaane."



The Hub - San Fransisco: December 24th, 2020 - 7:00 P.M.


The Common Room...

Just two hours after the party officially started, everyone was finally back at the Hub. The Common Room was a little worse for wear, thanks to the battle with the skrull imposter. Bottles of vodka had been smashed and the glass shards were lying on the ground, but of course Roman's corpse was certainly the most eye catching feature. He wasn't human - he wasn't a mutant, inhuman, or mutate either. He was alien. "If I'm not conscious, then it's rape," Novikova told her fiancée very seriously. Her bottle of vodka was finished and by some stroke of luck, she at least had enough sense to not throw the glass at Tinley's head out of rage.

"What the hell is that thing?" Raynor asked, incredibly bewildered as he stared at the alien. He hadn't seen one of those before. As the only living alien in the room (that he knew of), Raynor was a little bit annoyed that he didn't recognize the race. "It's definitely not from the Nine Realms," he then added, wanting to make sure that his importance as the alien expert of the group was underlined. Without his shirt on, he definitely looked the part. He hadn't seen one of these things on Midgard in the last twenty or so years either. "And where's Roman?" he then inquired, noting that the creepy agent was nowhere to be seen.

The dog named Max started to growl at the skrull corpse, before yipping his little head off. On the puppy's collar was a single name: Flynn. It must have been his gift from his Secret Santa.

"That's Roman," Novikova snapped, pointing wildly at the corpse. She didn't care to hear Tempest's little recap about how all of her old friends had had a fantastic time without her. She was better off without S.H.I.E.L.D. anyways! She loved working with Pym and the rest here. They even were thinking about forming their own team of sorts - the West Coast Avengers. Of course, she hadn't discussed it yet with Maria enough to mention one of the odder members on the roster... the Scarlet Witch. "We were attacked by a man who looked like Jabba the Hutt fucked a piece of broccoli - so can we get on with the presents already?"

"... I'll go put, erm, Roman on ice then," Bonnie said, feeling immensely better after Tempest healed her concussion. The ride back with Flynn had been fun, though she was blushing slightly. The scientific potential of dissecting this corpse though was incalculable and she didn't want to let this opportunity go to waste. "Raynor, would you mind?" Bonnie asked, gesturing at the corpse. The Asgardian nodded, picking up Roman carefully. Bonnie walked with him to the morgue and directed him, as Raynor slid the corpse into the freezer.

It was only a few minutes before the pair returned to the room. "Come on, Santa, stop shooting a porno with Chase and hand out the presents!" Novikova whined at Raynor.

Raynor sighed slightly, but he oddly didn't protest too much. Gathering the presents quickly from everyone, he distributed them to their proper honors. "Merry Yule, everyone... I, uh... I want to say sorry for being a jerk earlier... It's uh... Well, in my culture, Yule is about the promise of my dad returning from the dead.... That never happened."



Novikova opened up her gift, not expecting much as she had been fired after all. Instead, as she saw the guitar pick bracelet, the turntable, and the headphones, she couldn't help but break out into a smile. This was actually an amazing present and she instantly put on the guitar pick bracelet, chuckling a little bit whenever she read the inscription. She figured that Maria must have been her Secret Santa then, it was such an amazing present - or maybe it had been Sparky? "Bae, was this you?" she asked, looking at her fiancée.

As Bonnie opened up her gift and saw the medical text, she smiled as well. She loved keeping these on hand as reference in the lab. "D'aww, I love it," she said softly. "Thank you Santa - whoever you are."

Raynor hadn't opened his gift up yet, his hands twitching as he waited for Sparky to open up her own.


Guin Stark


Location: Galactus' Ship (Team 1)
Skills: Perception, Investigation, Telepathy
Guin groaned internally slightly, fighting the urge to ask Bethany to shut up about Alien or Predator or whatever already. She got that Beth was just quipping to lighten the mood, but it bothered her - like how it had bothered her that Allison had to kiss Pietro during the school musical. "There can be multiple final girls - AHS 1984 had two," Guin chimed in, glad that Allison had joined the conversation. It helped to displace the little blips of jealousy. "Maybe he'll have some obstacles or traps, like in the first Harry Potter, the series of protections for the Sorcerer's Stone?"

Mary temporarily pulled her attention back to Lance and his little green problem. Her explanation was pretty tight - Lance had gotten a blood transfusion from Banner after the ordeal with Mesmero. Maybe there was heightened levels of gamma radiation where Lance was on Galactus' ship that triggered the transformation. Pietro was right though - there wasn't anything they could really do about it, no matter how worried she was for him. They didn't have the time to go hunt down Lance's team and put the baby Hulk to sleep.

Glancing upwards, Guin frowned. The hallway they were in was thousands of miles tall. Thanks to the tech in the suit, she could just barely make out branching hallways at varying heights. "Kinda reminds me of a beehive..." she muttered, before kicking off and flying upwards. It was fantastic that she wasn't afraid of heights, as she hovered outside of the first new hallway she reached and the device said to go even higher. Going higher and higher still, it wasn't until she hit the fourth opening of sorts that she finally had gone high enough. "Device is down this hallway!" she relayed to her team through the comms.

So you and Beth seem to be pretty close - that's new... she mentioned to Pietro through the mental link, hovering at the start of the new hallway as she waited for the others to catch up. What is that supposed to mean?

I bet she'd love to watch Alien with you.

But I want to watch it with you!

Guin couldn't help but smile at that. Does that mean actually watch it or make out on the couch with the TV as background noise?

Actually watching it would be nice!

But making out...

You should watch the movie, it's a good movie... Then we can make out afterwards.

Fiiiiiine.

Neil Spellman


Location: Galactus' Ship (Team 3)
Skills: Telekinesis
Neil typically wasn't the most talkative person, but he was prideful. He was being criticized by the girl who had decided to become a human bullet. "To counter a telepath, you need a telepath. Otherwise, this could end up being like Mesmero again." He knew that Iris hadn't been a member of the team then, but the thought of having someone else control his mind again sent a shudder down Neil's spine. Mesmero had brought out his darkest thoughts. Sara said to hold off for a moment, as she was going to try talking to the gorilla, and Neil nodded. He was privately skeptical that the gorilla was just going to be reasoned with.

It wasn't too long before Sara announced pretty much just that - that they needed to unleash hell on the gorilla or they were all going to be toast. "Say no more - we'll send him straight to Dormammu."

Mira's almost Tarzan like approach to beating up the gorilla gave him an idea. Using his telekinesis, he tore a tree from the ground and whacked the gorilla over the head with it, sending the gigantic beast tumbling to the ground. Without even pausing to consider whether or not a gorilla would be hurt by this type of blow, Neil then whacked the gorilla in the genitals with his glorified tree-stick, and then again in the head. The gorilla was definitely wounded, but he couldn't see or hear, and he was conscious. "...If he wasn't evil, I'd feel a bit bad for the ape," he then mumbled.
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🏹 Arthur Twist 🏹 and ⚡John Watts⚡


Location: Big Bad HQ - Lowest Level: ???
Skills: Archery
Watts wasn't thrilled at seeing Andrew's body being brutalized, but it was for the best. The Cupcake Eater wasn't in control of himself, a homicidal mutant taking up residence in his psyche instead. At the very least, he trusted Belladonna to not use her sword to slay Andrew. He didn't trust anyone here beyond those he had arrived with. The archer was clearly a murderer and the girl, Elara, struck him as too innocent for this sort of work. But more importantly, they were wild cards - people whose behavior he couldn't anticipate. "We'll need to find a lab where we can work - Serval isn't safe to return to," Watts said. Maybe they could use a Stark facility. Or maybe a Pym one. Or perhaps Reed Richards would lend them some equipment? He didn't want to go to O.M.E.N. - they'd sooner kill Andrew than help him and S.H.I.E.L.D. would just leave Andrew to rot in a cage.

As Sapphire used her powers to place an icy bandage on Arthur's injury, he stayed as still as he could, wincing in pain as the extent of the injury hit him. He was grinding his teeth in an attempt to not scream. The ice was stemming the blood loss, but it did nothing for the pain. "Thank you," he whispered to Sapphire. He had always been alone on Krakoa, tending to his own wounds as best as he could. He wasn't accustomed to having someone else there to help him. His eyes then strayed over towards the fallen form of Pryor. He had come here to kill her, not to leave her crumpled on the floor.

A portal opened and Spiral emerged, acting as calm and happy as a cat toying with a mouse. Watts tried his best to listen to her and consider her suggestions, but he had abused his speed serum far too much that day. He wasn't a natural speedster. His body wasn't meant for this. His chest felt incredibly tight and shooting pains spread through it. Each breath was harder and harder to take, yet simultaneously each breath felt like it hardly delivered any oxygen to his brain. "Do it," he croaked to Spiral. He knew that abusing his speed serum could cause life threatening problems - and he doubted anyone else here would be able to restore Andrew. Watts felt like he was dying, so he had to give Andrew his best chance... and that was Spiral.

Arthur didn't care about the pain in his body. He wasn't going to let Spiral portal away Pryor. Everything today would be a failure if he allowed that to happen. He let loose an arrow, missing the Red Queen. He let another arrow fly, this time hitting Pryor in the chest. With the rest of her injuries, he figured that ought to kill her. He couldn't tell if she was alive or dead at the moment. "Pryor dies," he told Spiral. "The others rot in a cell."

Watts then collapsed to the ground, conscious but his pulse was weak.






Washington D.C.: September 10th, 2020 - 1:20 PM



The Penthouse - Shaw Industries...

"The information I have given you thus far, darling, is how I can extend a hand to meet you halfway," Emma explained. "I appreciate that I must earn your trust, and that you must earn mine, but we are true family. Related by blood and by X-gene. I want you to be a part of the foundation of Genosha, Leighton."

Reeva and Emma exchanged a quick glance after Max's request. "Of course. The White King is running a session at the moment and I am certain he wouldn't mind having two more to spar."

Emma chuckled slightly, shaking her head a bit. "Erik plays... rough, to put it delicately. But please, do follow me," Emma said, standing up from the couch and motioning for them to follow her to the Training Room.

The Training Room - Shaw Industries...

Polaris' eyes widened slightly as the White Queen managed to get the helmet off of Magneto. She had a gut feeling that Magneto was playing easy with them - no one ever really managed to get that helmet off of him. The X-Men had trouble with it and they routinely fought him with all of their might. "You need to try harder, Father!" Lorna snapped, enraged at the idea that he was treating them like children and not like decorated warriors. Clenching her fists, she sent more metal rods flying at her father's face, but he once more deflected them harmlessly.

Metal clearly wasn't working, so Polaris ran at Magneto and kicked him in the gut. The Master of Magnetism fell backwards, heading for the ground. But his magnetic prowess saved him, as he stopped his fall and came up to his proper height, levitating about ten feet off of the ground. He deposited his helmet back on his head firmly. "Good play - now, the aerial portion."

"I've located Jinx and the Three in One - working on sending a remote signal to their collars now. The Scarlet Witch is also there."

"...Aid her as well, Sage," Magneto said without much urgency or feeling at all.

The door then opened, revealing Emma, Reeva, Leighton, and Max. "Hold, please," Emma requested. Up in the air, Magneto turned his gaze down on the new mutants and Polaris redirected her attention as well, metal rods still suspended in the air around her. "I have two more for this session."

The Raft - Location Classified...

"It's common knowledge that Pietro decided to join the X-Men!" Wanda instantly snapped back at Jinx. Her anger and sorrow were coloring her thoughts and decisions, obscuring any friendship that existed between Jinx and the Scarlet Witch.

Jinx's words wounded Luminous, the egotistical experiment glaring at him. "I'm going to enjoy ripping your heart out," she threatened. It was her method of choice when it came to executions and the principle reason as to why S.H.I.E.L.D. had locked her up in the first place.

"Bold of you to assume we take orders from you," the Three in One said in unison, staring at Jinx. The triplets had lightened up slightly towards him, knowing what Emma had done to his mind earlier that day, but his instruction to shut it ruined whatever good will they had amassed towards him.

"I am the world's most brilliant mind, which is precisely why I don't need to tell you any of that in order to formulate a plan," Doom pointed out. "And I would not allow myself to be in this facility unless I wanted to be here," he then added. Maybe it was the truth, maybe it was a lie in order to save face and protect his wounded ego. "They'll bring lunch soon. They collect utensils afterwards. Do with that what you will." The hint would be clear enough - if Jinx wanted his collar off, he would just need to figure out a way to keep his utensil after the lunch trays were brought by. He could then use it to pry the box on the back of the collar open and from there, it was just a matter of knowing the 4 digit code.

New Mutant Underground Hideout...

Veil grimaced, agreeing with Sapphire's assessment. Even if they tipped S.H.I.E.L.D. off about what was going on, the odds of the agency doing anything about it was next to nothing. Mutant lives weren't a priority in this country. The X-Men were beloved because they were seen as being the good ones - everyone else was a walking weapon of mass destruction, not even seen as a living being with fundamental rights. "Right, we're on our own then," Veil sighed. "I'll make some calls to others in the Underground, let them know that we aren't taking refugees except for on a short term basis here... If we're going to bring these assholes down, it'll take all of our resources and attention."

By her count, they had about fifteen people here that they could count on. She could divide everyone into three groups of five. No one would be caught off guard by themselves then hopefully and made into another one of Sinister's playthings. If the groups were any bigger than that, they'd have trouble fighting effectively in those small spaces. No matter how much she didn't want this to be a deadly battle, Veil knew realistically that it would happen. She needed people she trusted in each group. "Okay, three squads. First one - me, Jack, Moonwalker, Spark Plug, and Blink. Second one - Colossus, Casper, Glimpse, James, and Negasonic. And third one - you, Havok, Sunshine, Feedback, and Magik."

"Sound good?" she asked Sapphire. Two of the groups had teleporters and if she remembered correctly, Glimpse was a bit of a speedster, so everyone should have easy getaway options. "Vulcan should be fine here if you can maybe give him enough drugs to knock him out for a few hours?"

In the dining room, Colossus considered Moonwalker's suggestion. He wasn't in charge of the Mutant Underground, so it wasn't his call as to whether or not they went off on missions. "I do not know if there is water," he answered. They had been in this new place less than an hour. "Supply run, da, maybe... But now is time to end Hounds. Supply can wait. Sinister, nyet."

"If Sinister isn't already in the wind," Blink pointed out. She didn't know too many details about what had happened, but she had gotten the basics that while she and Negasonic were gone, Vulcan had attacked at the hospital and the others had walked into a trap at the Cherry Bomb karaoke bar. "If I were him, I would have left town, hired some mercs to hunt everyone down who got in the way, and come back once they were gone."

"...Maybe I can give my brother a call, see if he'll come and take Vulcan," Havok suggested, looking away from his newly discovered third brother. "That or we just beat the shit out of this guy, make sure that he doesn't wake up this time."

On the staircase in the entranceway, Negasonic rolled her eyes slightly at Feedback. "You're a horrible liar," she told her bluntly. She was about to say something else, but her phone buzzed and Negasonic quickly went back to texting, writing what looked like a lengthy paragraph to Yukio.

"Belasco," Magik coldly, glancing over towards Feedback. "The demon who imprisoned me in Limbo, forging a portion of my soul into a bloodstone." Her words were quiet, quiet enough that her brother fortunately couldn't hear, yet loud enough for the other teenage girls on the staircase to listen.

"...I killed some purifiers," Sunshine answered, feeling somber for a moment. "I'd do it again. But... I want to murder Sinister, Shaw... My mother... The judge..."

"Deadpool. He's fucking annoying," Negasonic chimed in, before going back to her phone.

On the couch in the entranceway, Casper was a little bit surprised to see James come back and apologize so quickly. He reminded him a little bit of his brother. "Sure, why not? I love those Extreme Home Makeover shows," he added at the end, smiling slightly. He loved seeing the ruined, crappy buildings turned into warm and inviting homes. Sure, it was largely just camera angles, staging, and better lighting - but it spoke to him. If a horrible Katrina damaged house could be made whole again, maybe Casper himself could be healed too.

"I should find Jackie - he kinda freaks super easily. He drinks way too much coffee," Casper mused. A vague image flickered out of the corner of his eye and he tried his best to ignore it, hoping that it was his mind tricking him and not the ghosts returning.


🌈 Leda Storm 🌈 and ✨ Rebecca Eventide ✨

Location: Camp Half-Blood - Divine Cabins
Skills: N/A

Leda had had some trouble sleeping the night before. The funeral had gone about as well as had been expected and while Leda hadn't really known Ash, she still felt bad about a little kid dying on the hill. She had taken her Harry Potter book and used a soft beam of rainbow light to read until she fell asleep finally a few hours past midnight. Her dreams had been strange, filled with hippogriffs and time turners. She always figured that she would have been a Ravenclaw if she attended Hogwarts. Despite her dyslexia, Leda adored reading and she considered herself to be at least moderately creative. When she woke up that morning, her book covering her face, Leda zipped around at top speed as she got packed, figuring it could be a while before she returned to Camp Half-blood.

There was a chance she would never return, but Leda tried not to think about that.

Rebecca meanwhile had had a pleasant night's sleep. After the funeral, she had meditated and prayed to her mother, the triple goddess, for guidance. She had already delivered the potions and ingredients she had found to Kristin, trusting that she would distribute them to the rest of those undertaking the quest. Rebecca's meditation had yielded no answers, but it had given her a calm peace of mind and always helped her feel more in tune with her surroundings and the universe at large. In the morning, she repeated her meditation and prayed to her mother again, before gathering her items and leaving the Hecate Cabin. They were supposed to gather where the chariots were stored, yet Rebecca was curious as to how they would travel in such a large group.

She smiled, seeing that a few had already assembled. "Blessed morning," Rebecca greeted. "Have you all read your horoscopes for the day?" Rebecca asked. She was born on the 30th of April, meaning that she was a Taurus. Her horoscope had indicated she would have an additional ability that day to see through lies and the need to remain vigilante about seeking the truth. As they were heading into the mortal world and the Mist would be concealing monsters, Rebecca felt that the wisdom from the stars was apt on this occasion. "Or perhaps consulted a star chart? I could help you with your zodiac sign, if you'd like," she then offered Kiera.

Leda then joined the small group with a flash. She decided to stand next to Kiera, partially because it allowed her to not be right not to her ex-girlfriend. "How's everything looking?" she asked, mostly inquiring about the chariots. There were so many people leaving today that she doubted they'd all be able to fit. She had an image of a poor pegasus being strapped to a car in order to transport them all. Most people weren't here yet and she smirked a bit, amused with the thought that Zeke might have overslept on the day of his quest.



The Hub - San Fransisco: December 24th, 2020 - 6:50 P.M.


The Common Room...

"You mean HYDRA," Novikova corrected her fiancée, breaking into giggles. The Phase Three experiments had been secretly organized and funded by HYDRA. Everyone who received their powers due to them had been intended to be molded into weapons for HYDRA, designed to be used against super threats like the Avengers and anyone else who would try to stop the offshoot of the Nazi science division. She wished that there was a HYDRA operative at the party - in her drunken mood, she definitely could have had some fun beating them up like a piñata. She even wished that Agent Kennedy was there.

As Maria tried to take the bottle of vodka away from her, Novikova extended her arm in order to keep it within her own grasp. "But we haven't done Secret Santa yet!" Novikova then protested, her tone switching to something more serious than playful. "We spent money on those gifts and if we leave without getting our gifts, then we get nothing," she reasoned, before forgetting that she was trying to keep the vodka away from Maria and she took another swig, draining as much from the bottle as she could. The stereotype was true in this case. "I'm sure they'll be back soon or maybe Deadpool killed Tinley for firing me or something..."

The Park...

"You're too sweet, Cass," Bonnie said, tempted to shake her head but she knew better. She was a doctor herself and wasn't about to try to worsen the concussion. Everything was a little bit dizzying and confusing, but she knew that it would pass with rest (and careful monitoring). It didn't click in her mind just yet that Tempest could have healed her concussion, as Bonnie waved at Tempest and Tinley as they got on their bike. "Oh, yeah - I shouldn't go on a motorcycle," Bonnie then recalled, nodding in agreement with Sparky - before abruptly ceasing to move her head again, trying to stay still.

"Freddie, calm down, I'm fine!" Bonnie protested. "I can call a cab or something - or maybe Sparky can fly me back..." she suggested. She knew that he got angry pretty easily and as much as she did enjoy seeing him shirtless, she didn't want him to burst into flames at that moment. For a split second, she saw double. "Or I can walk - it's nice out... Or..." Bonnie trailed off, trying to think of another form of transportation. Walking was definitely not the best choice. Concussions called for rest and pain meds.

As for the Asgardian, he sighed slightly as he looked at Sparky. He didn't want to lie to her, but it would ruin all of this if he just flat out told her right now. It was going to be way more dramatic and he lived for drama. "Sparks, if I told you, it'd be lame," he admitted, smirking a little bit. His ensemble certainly was a little bit odd - Santa hat, pants, and boots without a shirt - and probably would have been decent for a calendar photoshoot for the month of December. "And Sexy Santa never ruins a surprise." His mind flickered towards Yule for a moment and the pain of his parents' death - of the loss of his planet - and he forced the smirk to stay on his face. "If you're not flying Chase back, mind giving me a lift?" he asked.

"You could be my reindeer," he joked.


🗡️ Megan Pendragon 🗡️

Location: Oak Park
Skills: N/A

Megan was positively gobsmacked as she saw the bench be flung across the park, only to be deflected as if by magic. She momentarily forgot about the phone in her hand, just staring at the extraordinary events she had witnessed. The fireball from earlier she could explain as a chemical reaction, but the probability of the bench just happening to change course as the man waved his hand? She couldn't fathom how someone could fake that. It would have required for everyone to be in on the stunt performance, but this all seemed to genuine. "...Tell Detective Gold not to wait up for me," she said almost numbly into the phone, ending the call.

She had read and watched enough fiction to know rule number one - when crazy things happen, telling the police is never the right choice. It was a bit ironic given that Megan worked for the police as a medical examiner, but she didn't care. The buff guy throwing a bench clearly seemed to be in the wrong here - another lesson she learned from stories was that good guys rarely attacked first, they tended to be more reactive. Hardly being sneaky about it at all, Megan took out her pepper spray and reacted on instinct, running over towards the malicious bench throwing bouncer. He hardly noticed her at all and she tried to spray him in the eyes, only for the pepper spray to be jammed. "Damn you, Lady Luck," she murmured. Tossing the canister aside, Megan kicked him as hard as she could in the genitals.

The beefcake gripped onto his wounded privates, wincing as he fell to his knees from the painful blow. Megan then hit him as hard as she could over the head, resulting in a now dazed beefy moron. "Are you alright?" she called out to the magician.


DEATH EATERS ESCAPE MINISTRY CUSTODY - NO ONE IS SAFE!

by Rita Skeeter

Under the cover of darkness, a team of aurors was dispatched late last night to transport some of the most dangerous and vile inhabitants of Azkaban. These demonic souls were Death Eaters close to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, due for trial and sentencing in the Wizengamot Chambers this coming week. These wretched souls maimed and dismembered the British aurors and disappeared into the wind, no doubt looking for more innocent wizarding children to kill. The Ministry of Magic offered this official statement: "We are using all resources available to use to capture the escaped individuals. Anyone with information should contact the Department of Magical Law Enforcement immediately via our Floo Powder tipline. Please exercise reasonable caution until further notice."

For those parents dropping off their children at King's Cross today, perhaps it's time to invest in some anti-dark devices? Headmaster Albus Dumbledore was not available for comment... You would hope that the safety of his students remains the top priority at Hogwarts - rather than tearful pondering of his explicit relationship with the previous Dark Lord!

Know something about the escapees? Send an owl to Rita at the Daily Prophet today!

Paige Atwell


Location: Platform 9 3/4 -> Compartment 13
Magic: N/A

"Alright, you're all set luv," Paige's father said with a cheeky grin, ruffling his daughter's hair to her annoyance. Her mother hadn't managed to come to drop her off this year for the Hogwarts Express - with the escaped Death Eaters, the editor of the Daily Prophet had assigned her to apparate around the country, interviewing family members of the murdered aurors. "Don't get into too much trouble, alright?"

"Pfft, since when do I get into trouble?" she replied with a smirk. She took after her father in the troublemaking department - he had practically set a record at Hogwarts for the number of detentions he had served for Gryffindor. "And you've done far worse, Father dearest - or did someone else try to bring the Giant Squid as his date to the Celestial Ball?"

Her father shook his head. "If you're going to get up to mischief, young lady - which I completely do NOT approve of, especially if your mum is asking - at least try not to get caught. The poor school owls are overworked as it is."

"Alright, alright, I swear Dad," Paige giggled, before giving him a hug. The train was going to leave at eleven sharp and she didn't want to be on the platform still when the scarlet steam engine pulled out. A few kids last year had missed the train and it had been awkward to see them come in halfway through the feast. "I'll see you at Christmas," she promised, before climbing onto the train. Her stuff was already in one of the compartments. Turning her head over her shoulder to wave goodbye, her father was gone.

There were about thirty compartments, with Paige occupying the thirteenth one from the front of the train. The first compartment was reserved for the prefects. Shutting the door behind her, she went up to her cat, Hestia, and let her out of her carrier. Paige figured she'd change into her robes later - it was a long journey to reach Hogwarts from King's Cross. "How are you feeling, baby?" she mumbled, scratching Hestia behind her ears.
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