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Red Strike (Ro'Kun)

He hadn't noticed they were gettin' it on when he walked in, but it was almost ironic, because he was 'satisfied' by the time Glitch stopped talking. "Yeah dude." he said, reaching into the middle drawer and rummaging around for the wrist watch before he found it. "Damn, this is cool." he said, putting it on with a 'snap." He flexed. "How do I look?" he asked, then remembered they were doing the do. "Oh, my bad. Well, happy humping you two." With that, Ro'Kun went off to find some food.
@King Tai

Let sleeping dogs lie.

As the new manling person checked the security of the area and began discussing plans with the lass, Sketti pulled up a chair and hopped up. The wooden legs creaked slightly from the weight, but he didn't seem concerned. He grabbed the closest pint of whatever Ale their was and sipped it, having already consumed closed to 10 and trying to take it easy for the food in his stomach at the moment. Once their formalities were done, he nodded. "Och, that's easy." he said, interrupting. "I can distract whatever guards are around. I dinnae even have to be there. Just rig a small explosive to an abandoned cart or area and have it go off with a timed fuse." he explained. The Dwarf burped, despite his slow intake of Ale. "'Course, sometimes me bombs don't go off, so I might need to set three just in case. But if we time this right, we have the manling woman bagged and gagged just as I set off the explosion, and they'll be too busy scrambling for their lives than focusing on us. Especially at night. Manling eyes aren't well adjusted to it, no offense."
His mug pointed at the greenskin. "As for this one, not sure if it's 'legal' to cage one and display it but, from what I hear festivals aren't known for being picky with entertainment."

"Shadows of the Past", a Warcraft Roleplay

If I ever get enough free time I'll need to look over some of y'alls posts here. I miss Warcraft RP's.
Also, awesome pics! @Rithy

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Red Strike (Ro'Kun)

And then Omega and Sigma disappeared off to wherever the fuck. He didn't even notice at first, still complaining about the suit until he turned around and got that split second view of them both vanishing into thin air. Ro'Kun's eyes widened for a second, and he lifted his hands in an exasperated manner. "You know what? I'm tired of this shit." he said to no one in particular. "Just because I have a hard time paying attention, people go off and do shit when I could easily help them!"

He didn't even CARE about the suit at the moment. He'd grab one when he went to see Glitch, but he needed to go see Glitch right now. Ro'Kun almost went the exact opposite direction he was supposed to, before turning around on the spot and making a B-line toward wherever the fruit Glitch was. When he found him, Ro'Kun slammed his fist into whatever table or wall that was close. "I DEMAND HELP!" he said, then after his anger faded he just looked like a lost puppy.

"Hey man, can you like...build me a teleporter so I can track where Shiv or Sigma go and follow them and see if they need help? I'm getting lost all the fucking time. You have NO idea how hard it is to keep track of where I am much less my teammates. I just want food dammit! I. NEED. YOUR. HELP. I'll owe you a favor!"
@King Tai

Star Wars: A New Beginning

I'll admit, I've not seen Star Wars 7 so... gonna be winging it.

@Asura

I might be a minority here, but that is a good thing

The Elder Scrolls: Rage of the Waves

@HellisYou got this, my man! FRUIT. YEAH.

Blood Debt (Medieval/Fantasy, Rangers)

Beren nodded with a sad smile to his siblings, and then began to collect bits of fallen wood and branches, along with whatever dried leaves he could. He worked quickly but silently, and before an hour was up, there was a small pyre with a relatively flat platform to lay a body on. His first breath after seeing his finished work was a bit shaky, for realization washed over him of what was about to happen, and what they were about to accept as a reality. He was glad he was a bit older now. Back when he was younger, he couldn't even function for weeks after his parents had passed. Now he was much more stoic, his inner passions staying within.

He carefully lay Brands body before the assorted group of ne'er do wells, adventurers, rangers, and adopted siblings. His body was cold to the touch, but he tried not to notice such a detail. He just did what he could to make him lay dignified, and then Beren stood back, gathering a torch that had been prepared previously. He looked to Grey, and he gave him a knowing nod. Both of them were the religious and idealistic ones of the group. But Beren was the more decisive, so he'd go first and let Grey speak as the funeral truly began. As he stood there before the body, torch in hand within the silent and misty glade, all eyes were on him.

It occurred to him at that moment, that despite his decisive nature...he didn't quite know what to say. All of these people, faces familiar yet somewhat foreign watching him and waiting for what? He shook his head in a subtle fashion. "I'm sorry I just...I had a thought." he said to them, his voice low yet smooth. "Even for an introvert like me, I'm sometimes amazed at the variety and energy of people. It's hard to imagine that we can all be so similar yet different, I think. Yet we are, and it's a testament to this man we all knew as a teacher, and perhaps even a father to have shaped us this way." His following silence filled the glade. "We all have different strengths and abilities, and passions. I think we'll all use ours to make this world a better place, and to set justice on those who murdered our teacher. I know that's what I shall do..." He took one step forward, and bowed before Brand's body. With a careful movement, he lowered the torch and let the flames lick the dried leaves until a small fire began to flicker and slowly spread. He dropped the torch, and gave a bow of respect to his teacher. "I don't want the last thing I say before him to be angry or violent so...I love you, Brand. Thank you for always being there for me and us, and for encouraging me, even if it was from afar. I wouldn't be who I am without you...and I'll miss you."
@HeySeuss@Flagg@Gunther@The Survivor@Noxious@Hellis@Naril@R31GN@AirBender@NickTrano

Fallout: Terror of the Everglades

Carver stood up, and glanced back at Chek as he did so. The imposing Ghoul's expression was unreadable to most, but Carver could tell that he was interested in this proposal and that he better jump in quick. Carver nodded and sighed, slipping his hands in his pockets within his drifter jacket, striding over. All of this talk, accusations, and money squabbling. He was just about to speak when a Brotherhood of Steel Knight entered, and he blinked, taken aback a bit. Well, he'll be of good help. If anything he'll distract whatever is out there just as much as this curiously intelligent Super Mutant so I can get a clear shot.

"Either way." Carver said aloud to himself, and slipped in between the crowd and stood right before the woman proposing this venture. Disheveled hair, caramel skin, and 5 o'clock shadow made him seem like an up and coming bi-racial western movie character. He doubted anyone here had seen any actual movies though. "1,000 a piece is fine by me, ma'am. But if you can spare 1,150 for each, that sounds good too. No pressure though. I'll scavenge along the way. Same with my friend." he said, his thumb pointing backwards at Chek at the table.

"We'll be your guards, or mercenaries. Whatever the term is you want to use. I think you'll find both of us together makes for about 4 other men, or 3 and a half Super Mutants. Believe me, I did the math." he said with an amiable smile.

The Unpopular Opinions Thread.

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LeGoat James am I right. (On a serious note, right now Jordan is better, but by the end of his Career LeBron will be the Greatest of All Time).

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You're right. Even though I hate feminism, they deserve every right to speak.

@0w0

I am a feminist, and yet I hate feminists speaking.

The king is dead, long live the king! [Reboot] [5/7]

Well, keep me posted just in case! My bad.