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4 days ago
Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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8 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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8 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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17 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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29 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






Me

Most Recent Posts

@Jotunn DraugrI shall give it a look tonight, though products you want reviewed need to be PM'ed.
@rush99999 It's no big deal, but let me control the Ogre a bit more next time. I make it a rule that the less godmoddy people are, the more breaks I give them. Just for future reference, though. You're ok.
@FubsyI will get to your part of the RP soon! Also do not worry about the posting date for you. It is my fault I haven't replied so you're good for now.
The Ogre roared in surprise and pain, his face and hair burning and his body being riddled with bullets. Despite the fierce attack, his club swung wide and was set loose out his hand, spinning end over end. It was as heavy as a log, flying into a tree, that just so happened to be the Gnome's tree. One Gnome had just enough time to attempt to scramble out of the way. Unfortunately, one of the crew was hit with tremendous force on his leg, his little leg being shattered just as the Ogre began to stagger away, until it fell upon its knees and fell over, bleeding from over a dozen different bullet holes, its head still smoking. After the club had hit the tree, it had bounced off and hit the edge of the bridge, activating one of the traps. Nothing happened at first...
Now the Gnomes had one dead member, a few members hanging for their lives off a tree branch, and a dead Ogre body that stuck out like a sore thumb next to the bridge. Not that the glyphs and cheese and traps did not stick out as well.
The dog suspended in the trees yipped, and suddenly the poison darts shot out from the side, slicing through the air harmlessly and embedding on a nearby Oak. The other traps were still set however.


The two men's corpses flailed and fell over as dead weight, blood now smeared upon the table they were playing upon. Nuva's prediction of noise was not an inaccurate one, for as he was wiping his face, another bandit walked into the room. He had a beard, framed by grey eyes filled with surprise, and then anger. Whether he was simply brave, foolish, or experience enough to have seen a Skayleigh before, he did not hesitate. He drew his long knife and took 3 running steps towards Nuva's back. That is, until Kayden's arming sword ran him through from the side. The Prince's brown eyes were inches from the grey eyes of the dying man as the light began to leave his eyes. There goes another's hopes and dreams, Kayden though with a sick twist in his stomach. The torchlight flickered upon the two corpses, soon joined by a third as the other bandit slid to the ground, now leaving this world in a pool of his own blood. In the cells, they only saw one person. It was a female Elf of shoulder length blonde hair clad in form fitting, functional leather armor. Her hands were shackled behind her back, and her feet were tied by Ropes. "Took you long enough." she said aloud. Kayden wiped the blade of his sword on the dead man's jerkin. "We were caught up."


The Gnoll's furred hide wasn't as easily torn as a doe's. But the Kukri did its business, slicing it open with help from Zin's muscled arm. Its yelps died as he finished it off. Another Gnoll holding a scimitar with a blade like a jagged mountain range saw an opportunity to take advantage of, grinning and making ready to charge and hack Zin to pieces. It's hopes were extinguished as 3 arrows ended its life. The Gnolls were now 3 against 3. Two Sword wielding ones, and the leader with the wicked Halberd. Leonard seemed to have gone around to flank them.
With a hissing snarl, the leader leaped forward and sliced its sharp polearm across the small clearing, surely hitting something with its feral and quick attack. The two Elves were in the leader's range, but perhaps they survived as the leaves and dismembered weed stalks fluttered to the ground. A scimitar wielding monster hacked at Jex, the Drabarian blocking the blade with the haft of his two handed battle Axe. He hissed and thrusted his weapon forward, knocking the Gnoll in the chest by the blunt end and sending it skidding back a bit, a shallow wound on its pectorals. The Third Gnoll saw an opportunity to run at Arassel and Zin once the polearm passed, but an unexpected cry from the bushes was heard by all.
"FER' THE QUEEN!" Regeland cried, his rapier slicing out of the brush like a whip, granting him a shallow stab along the Gnoll's forarm. The creature yelped, then snarled at the man, slicing at him with all the feral speed it had. Amazingly, the man seemed an impressive duelist, his blade whipping two and fro, poking the Gnoll and keeping it at bay, but scoring no large hits as of yet. The flamboyant Vrettonian let out a "HA! HEH-HU HA HA!" as he dueled the creature.
@Jbcool@Fuzzybootz@BCTheEntity@rush99999@Austronaut@frapet@Fubsy
<Snipped quote by MacabreFox>

Don't worry, as soon as the opportunity presents itself, a special someone is going to be joining up with the company.

She's really friendly. I'm sure she and Roze will get along super well.

You typo'ed. Dax is a male.




Hello! This is an interest check for a dungeon diving, high fantasy adventure GM'ed by yours truly. It shall be set in a fantasy world of my own making. You shall play the part of an adventurer. Whether you go on adventure for fame, treasure, good will, or a sense of duty, you have been driven to this city by fate, and are summoned by the Queen's retainer to embark upon a journey of peril. Are you up to the task?



Welcome traveler! To the lush and vibrant city of Riverhope. A place of fair people and beautiful landscape, where music and laughter can be heard upon every street corner. A city dominated by lovely trees as well as buildings of exquisitely sculpted stone. Why are you here, you may ask? Perhaps it is simply a stopping point on your journey to the sea, or to the south, if you travel down the river Dúemen. Perhaps you seek refuge from the Great forest beyond from some tragedy? Or perhaps this is your home, where you have lived among Elves, Half Elves, and many other races for long years? The choice is yours. However, what brought you here matters little. It is why you venture from here that matters!



Please let me know if you are interested! I am looking for 4-6 players minimum and maximum. If I have more than that, I will put you on a reserved list. This isn't first come first serve. This is who I think will do the best with the character they have given me (keep in mind this doesn't mean I choose who made the best character. You can have made a perfect character that just so happens to not be one I can work with).

If anyone ever wants to collab with me, just let me know!
EDIT: Just noticed... we have 4 women, and 10 men. Starting to become a sausage fest in here, y'all.

EDIT EDIT: And that Roze is the baby of the group. :3

I prefer to think of it as 8 men, 4 women, and 2 lizards :P

Yisss she is.
Taking a pic in my car, but for some reason my phone kept taking the pics even though I wasn't pressing any button, so my face went from that


to that


So I have friends who enjoy photoshop







@IcePezzTbh I just edited too rofl.

This character friendship is growing on me now. It's like a dog making friends with the most sly cat XD
Calanon (& Brogach)

Location:The burnt The road
Interacting with: Himself

Calanon's ears twitched when he heard Kyra and Sana speaking. He didn't quite make out the conversation however, only muted voices echoing off the leaves. He was still crouched upon Brogach, brows raised with a light and humble visage. He wasn't entirely sure what was going on, but he was nothing if not patient. He could easily wait atop his forest steed and see.

He glanced to the side, and saw that Gretchin had made her way off into the back within a tree. He gave her a smile from down beside the caravan, but didn't go up to see her. She was confusing, but he could tell she hadn't sensed danger. He would have heard, and so would Brogach in all honesty. Like a halfling lazing beside a lake, Calanon decided to lay back to back with Brogach, his head resting upon the Elk's neck, one leg swinging off the side, and both hands behind his head.

Then a small curiosity rose up in his Elven head, and he opened one eye. He found he was quite curious on why Gretchin decided to head up there. He often enjoyed it, but no other human he'd ever known had. He hopped off Brogach, leaped, kicked off the center of the tree trunk and used that kick as a spring board to land softly beside Gretchin. "Did you sense something or simply enjoy tree climbing?" he said in jest.
@Lady AmaltheaAh, I never attempted one in your RP's so I forgot the rule. I'll post in a moment then~
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