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In Q - FLUX 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Relationships:

@ERode - End
Fellow pistol aficionado. Socializes on a semi-regular basis with her, bonding over their shared love of heavy pistols and mutual disgust of Advent's creations.

@Jeyma - Voice
A tragic soul. Jiangli's not particularly bothered by the implants. He'd seen worse during his time as an Agent, and from much nastier people at that.

@DracoLunaris - Advent
No. Just fucking no. Jiangli knew he'd be working with Painstakers when he signed up, but this tests his limits. If the threat of Nightmares wasn't the only thing keeping the group together, he would have brought this sick bastard in months ago.

@SilverDawn - Warthog
Respects him as a veteran with a damn sight more field experience than his own. Sticks to a professional relationship.

@Skyswimsky - Zer0
A nice kid, but too young to be doing this kind of thing. Wish she'd get off his ass about the smoking, though. He needs his vices.

@Traitor - Hex
Tolerable. Jiangli doesn't show it, but he's still slightly hesistant to work with Painstakers after so long as a Prohibitorium Agent. Still, it wasn't as if he could fault her for developing magical abilities without warning. Hopefully she manages to stay outside of the law's reach while still a Cleaner.
In Q - FLUX 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay




Name: Jiangli Lao

Codename: Runner

Color Scheme: 0054a6 a0410d

Age: Early thirties

Gender: Male

Personality:
  • Industrious
  • Stubborn
  • Maverick
  • Relentless
  • Chain-smoker


Short Biography:

Once upon a time, there was a talented Agent rising through the ranks of the Prohibitum. Jiangli Lao made waves straight out of the academy as he brought down several criminal mages and Painstakers in his rookie year alone.

After a few more years of distinguished service, Jiangli was fast-tracked into a special response unit for magical incidents too much for Policus or individual Agents to handle.

The special response team's first and only mission was an unmitigated disaster. What had thought to be a turf war between Painstakers of rival criminal organizations escalated into an utter bloodbath as a battle between a large nightmare and several Cleaners spilled onto the battle and added to the chaos.

Faced with a battle on multiple fronts, Jiangli's captain made the order to focus on the Painstakers, despite the threat of the Nightmare tearing its way through Cleaners, Painstakers, and fellow Agents alike. Jiangli followed orders nevertheless and withdrew with the rest of his squad once the Painstakers were neutralized, leaving the weakened Cleaners to endure the nightmare's assault, but protested to his superiors upon returning to headquarters. However, the higher-ups determined that the captain had made the right call in the situation.

Jiangli was incensed. Why couldn't they see that the nightmares were a threat equivalent to or even greater than any Painstaker? Rogue mages could at least reason; nightmares were utter beasts set on nothing but destruction. With no hope of support from the Magus Prohibitum, Jiangli abandoned the Agent ranks and set off in search of a way to track down and join the Cleaners.

Magic Style:

Temporal Distortion
Jiangli's personal brand of chronomancy revolves around creating localized fields of temporal distortion that either accelerate or drastically slow down anything that passes through them, allowing him to bypass a mage's PRF so long as they physically touch the field that he erects. His distortions take the form of runic circles drawn in the air, and any physical object that passes through one is affected by his chronomancy. Jiangli typically prefers to use fields of acceleration while on the offensive, while decelerating attacks on the defensive.

Membership: One year

Equipment:

Heavyware Raptor Suit Mk. 8 - A well-balanced armored exoskeleton designed to be adaptable to most battlefields. Provides a happy medium of speed and protection compared to light and heavy armor lines.

Serrated Motor Blade - A sword with motorized, serrated blades that run along the edge of the blade. In other words, a chainsword. The blade is a Thremont prototype with a motor powered by will alone. Taken by Jiangli years ago as a battle trophy during his days as an Agent.

Heavyware Executor EMT - The precursor to the Punisher model, but still preferred over the Punisher by veteran marksmen. More difficult to use than the Punisher, with only a ten round magazine and a heavier frame, but fires a larger caliber to compensate. Fires HE, AP, and subsonic ammunition.

Relationships:

End
Fellow pistol aficionado. Socializes on a semi-regular basis with her, bonding over their shared love of heavy pistols and mutual disgust of Advent's creations.

Voice
A tragic soul. Jiangli's not particularly bothered by the implants. He'd seen worse during his time as an Agent, and from much nastier people at that.

Advent
No. Just fucking no. Jiangli knew he'd be working with Painstakers when he signed up, but this tests his limits. If the threat of Nightmares wasn't the only thing keeping the group together, he would have brought this sick bastard in months ago.

Warthog
Respects him as a veteran with a damn sight more field experience than his own. Sticks to a professional relationship.

Zer0
A nice kid, but too young to be doing this kind of thing. Wish she'd get off his ass about the smoking, though. He needs his vices.

Hex
Tolerable. Jiangli doesn't show it, but he's still slightly hesistant to work with Painstakers after so long as a Prohibitorium Agent. Still, it wasn't as if he could fault her for developing magical abilities without warning. Hopefully she manages to stay outside of the law's reach while still a Cleaner.

Character Impressions:

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Christ I'll throw in a filler post soon enough while we wait for Ob to get his shite together
In Q - FLUX 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay




Name: Jiangli Lao

Codename: Runner

Color Scheme: 0054a6 a0410d

Age: Early thirties

Gender: Male

Personality:
  • Industrious
  • Stubborn
  • Maverick
  • Relentless
  • Chain-smoker


Short Biography:

Once upon a time, there was a talented Agent rising through the ranks of the Prohibitum. Jiangli Lao made waves straight out of the academy as he brought down several criminal mages and Painstakers in his rookie year alone.

After a few more years of distinguished service, Jiangli was fast-tracked into a special response unit for magical incidents too much for Policus or individual Agents to handle.

The special response team's first and only mission was an unmitigated disaster. What had thought to be a turf war between Painstakers of rival criminal organizations escalated into an utter bloodbath as a battle between a large nightmare and several Cleaners spilled onto the battle and added to the chaos.

Faced with a battle on multiple fronts, Jiangli's captain made the order to focus on the Painstakers, despite the threat of the Nightmare tearing its way through Cleaners, Painstakers, and fellow Agents alike. Jiangli followed orders nevertheless and withdrew with the rest of his squad once the Painstakers were neutralized, leaving the weakened Cleaners to endure the nightmare's assault, but protested to his superiors upon returning to headquarters. However, the higher-ups determined that the captain had made the right call in the situation.

Jiangli was incensed. Why couldn't they see that the nightmares were a threat equivalent to or even greater than any Painstaker? Rogue mages could at least reason; nightmares were utter beasts set on nothing but destruction. With no hope of support from the Magus Prohibitum, Jiangli abandoned the Agent ranks and set off in search of a way to track down and join the Cleaners.

Magic Style:

Temporal Distortion
Jiangli's personal brand of chronomancy revolves around creating localized fields of temporal distortion that either accelerate or drastically slow down anything that passes through them, allowing him to bypass a mage's PRF so long as they physically touch the field that he erects. His distortions take the form of runic circles drawn in the air, and any physical object that passes through one is affected by his chronomancy. Jiangli typically prefers to use fields of acceleration while on the offensive, while decelerating attacks on the defensive.

Membership: One year

Equipment:

Heavyware Raptor Suit Mk. 8 - A well-balanced armored exoskeleton designed to be adaptable to most battlefields. Provides a happy medium of speed and protection compared to light and heavy armor lines.

Serrated Motor Blade - A sword with motorized, serrated blades that run along the edge of the blade. In other words, a chainsword. The blade is a Thremont prototype with a motor powered by will alone. Taken by Jiangli years ago as a battle trophy during his days as an Agent.

Heavyware Executor EMT - The precursor to the Punisher model, but still preferred over the Punisher by veteran marksmen. More difficult to use than the Punisher, with only a ten round magazine and a heavier frame, but fires a larger caliber to compensate. Fires HE, AP, and subsonic ammunition.

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Character Impressions:

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Well, the upside to having two Mecrundyr merchant empires is a rivalry, no?

On it with a post tomorrow.


On it with a post tomorrow.


tomorrow.


Nine days later...
A new dawn rose, and Wei Junli rose with it, yawning as he sat up in his bed. With a shake of his head, he tried to clear the grogginess from his eyes as he clambered out of bed, shrugging his nightclothes off as he reached for clothes that his servants had laid out the night before. After getting dressed, he stepped out of his bedroom as a servant entered, bowing before setting his morning meal on a small table, as well as a stack of reports from his generals and spies. Sitting down at the table, Junli began to tuck in to a breakfast of pork buns and smoked duck while reading over reports.

Once he was finished with his meal and halfway through his reports, the same servant came back in to take the meal tray away. As the woman left, a goateed man in blue robes walked in, smiling. To any in the imperial palace, he was recognizable as Zhu Xing: the general in charge of the Emperor's elite vanguard and the Emperor's right-hand man.

"Already beginning the day's work during your morning meal, Your Majesty? Truly praiseworthy of you."

At this, Junli only scoffed, smiling at the man. "Enough with that, Xing. We've been friends and companions since we were children. The mockery routine stopped working when I was a teenager."

"Ah, true enough," Zhu Xing chuckled, sitting down across from Junli at his table. "Any reports of note?"

"None so far," Junli murmured as he took a sip of tea before returning to his paperwork. "Seems as if the situation's remained the same. We still lack naval power, despite pouring considerable resources into rebuilding the navy. Ships are coming out of the yards and sailors are being trained, but they will require time. Time we may not have." He sighed, leaning back into his chair as he rubbed his forehead. "Anywhere we land on the mainland will be heavily against us, and Rokon is already heavily competing against us in trade. I'll need to nip that in the bud first."

"And that will require time to contact mercenaries. It seems you're free for the day, my liege." Xing grinned, rising from his chair. "How about we abscond to the training fields? Unless sitting behind a desk reading reports all day has rendered you slow?"

"Very well," Junli grinned back. "I'm still ahead by five bouts. Let's see if you can even that up today."

___

Later that morning, Junli sat alone in an outdoor bath, relaxing his sore muscles after a dozen bouts of sparring. He glanced around the palace gardens, taking the view in for relaxation. He blinked, and opened his eyes to see a shadow with white eyes simply staring at him.

This was...a Primordial? Junli paused, not knowing what to think. The old legends held that seeing a Primordial was a precursor to dangerous adventure. But Junli had already been through a war. Was this a sign, then? That he was fated to fight against Baelwill? He closed his eyes, shaking his head. That had been his goal ever since he'd turned fifteen. He didn't need some old superstition goading him on. When he opened his eyes again, the Primordial had disappeared. Junli sighed, rising from the bath as he made to dry himself off.

___

During the afternoon, Junli sat in his throne room as he received petitioners from across Shen and beyond. The line into the throne room began to die down as the afternoon went on, and Junli found himself facing a robed man who bowed before him.

"To the esteemed Emperor of Shen, I bring a missive from our Supreme Empress of Ju Ren Kyo, addressed for your eyes only."

Junli raised an eyebrow. The Supreme Empress had a direct message for him? Perhaps she was making the first move against him, then. One of the worst possible outcomes he'd been expecting. But one he'd prepared for. Nonetheless, he opened the letter, curious as to what the child ruler, or more likely her ministers, wished to say to him.

The letter read:

To Junli of the house of Wei, Emperor of Shen,

Your deeds in the past years have not escaped Our attention. Neither have your diminishing tributes to Our court. However, We cannot deny your abilities as both a general and warrior. A brutish, direct confrontation will serve no one's interests.

Instead, We propose a compromise. No doubt you are familiar with the ancient prophecy:

"When the Beasts of a nation scorned fall
those children of ability commanding
will lead the World to true peace
lest the wounded God return to rule forever"


Despite Our best attempts to search for any alternative, you are the only candidate in this land that would fit the prophecy, having the skills to utterly destroy your peer in Jushibaki. And so, We propose that you become Ju Ren Kyo's representative in a new alliance among the nations of the world.

Be warned that should you refuse, We will understand your actions as treasonous and vainglorious plotting against Our imperial throne, and your fellow emperors will be informed accordingly.


Well...that was unexpected. Junli was no fool: the Supreme Empress was very clearly on to him. But she'd backed him into a corner. The empires surrounding Shen were all in political opposition to him, and Rokon alone would be very, very eager to plunder their rival. To say nothing of Jushibaki, who were no doubt eager to avenge their late emperor. Despite how much he'd prepared, Shen would be crushed in open warfare against every nation bordering it at once. He had no choice but to acquiesce to the Supreme Empress's demand.

Junli rose, throwing the letter back at the messenger.

"Inform the Supreme Empress that her loyal servant shall obey her demands." He murmured, dismissing the man before turning to leave the throne room, his face inscrutable. He had much to think about.
I'm... gonna nope a bit. I saw something that warranted all of my nope. Time to kill a demigod before all the nope.

Good thing Rodendramon's also sort of a demigod.


If Rodendramon breaks free and tries to solo something whose previous form he already had no chance of taking on in his current state...

Don't give me an excuse. I'll fucking do it. It'd be narratively justified too.

Name: Wei Junli
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Race: Human
Nation: Ju Ren Kyo
Position/Status: Emperor of Shen
History: The island empire of Shen lies to the south of the overall territory of Ju Ren Kyo, in the midst of the White Sea. Being separated from the other empires of Ju Ren Kyo by sea, the people and culture of Shen are somewhat different from their northern neighbors, having kept their traditional names from before Baelwill's unification of the land.

As the thirdborn son of the emperor of Shen, Prince Wei Junli was groomed to be a leader of his people and a general in defense of his future domain. He was trained in combat and strategy from a young age, and excelled in his studies of war. As Junli grew into adolescence, he began to understand the injustice of the world he lived in. The land bowed before a distant kingdom, their sovereignty denied from them, the people powerless before Baelwill's arcane might. But during his fifteenth year, resentment began to give way to hope: Baelwill's mightiest weapon was broken, its warriors weakened. His eldest brother, the crown prince, raised an army to join with various other lords from around the world to assault Baelwill, but fell to their defense network and godlike knights as so many others had. When he had gotten over his grief, Junli returned to his training and studies with a vengeance, determined to become strong enough to strike back against Baelwill.

Five years later, at the age of twenty, Junli had become a full-fledged general in service of his empire. The timing was fortuitous as well, given that as Ju Ren Kyo began to stabilize from Baelwill's wane and the rule of a child empress, a few of her subordinate emperors began to display ambitions of their own. The empire of Shen came under assault from one of its eastern neighbors, the Jushibaki Empire, in a war of conquest. Both Junli and his elder brother took their ailing father's place on the battlefield, but only one emerged from it alive. While Junli repelled the enemy from the coasts of Shen itself, his brother fell at sea, his fleet set ablaze by his foes. Enraged at the loss of his brother at the hands of his fellow countrymen, Junli took his own fleet and ransacked the ports of the east for months, blazing a trail of carnage across the Jushibaki Empire's coast. With their foe's navy in shambles, the armies of Shen disembarked on the continent itself, beginning a march to the capital. Junli's armies were assailed several times on the march inland, but they repelled the Jushibaki each time, with the final assault degenerating into a total rout as Junli slew the Jushibaki Emperor himself in personal combat.

His enemy was broken and their walls were vulnerable, but even as Junli and his forces came within sight of the Jushibaki capital, personal tragedy struck him once more. His father had fallen victim to the ravages of time. Wei Junli was now the Emperor of Shen. He had barely come to terms with the realization that he was the crown prince and heir apparent of his empire. And now he was expected to be its leader in full. With a heavy heart, the Shen emperor halted his forces' advance and forged a peace with the Jushibaki Empire, extracting tribute in gold and supplies as concession for being forced into this war. As soon as the terms were sealed, Junli took his army and sailed for home, intent on keeping his domains stable after his empire's change in leadership.

For the next two years, Junli slowly became accustomed to ruling his domains, gaining experience in the art of governing. But all the while, his ambition grew, as did his plans. First and foremost, Baelwill would fall. They were a threat to the world at large, and had been silent for far too long. But his fellow emperors were not to be trusted. Without Baelwill's influence, Ju Ren Kyo's unity would not last. Some empires continued to profess loyalty to Baelwill, binding themselves to the Supreme Empress that carried the blood of their ages-long rulers. Others began to distance themselves from the Supreme Empress's court, plotting against both her and each other, with the Jushibaki having been among their ranks. For the time being, Junli continued to pay at least nominal homage to the Supreme Empress's court in order to avoid provoking anyone. He continued to build up his armies and fleets, but knew that if he were to have the freedom to strike at Baelwill, he would have to keep his fellow emperors pacified for the time being...

Skills and Abilities:
Martial Lord: In the distant past, the warrior-kings of Shen had been known to wield massive guan dao halberds, and this was the inspiration that lead Junli to pursue mastery of said weapon. He has trained since childhood to wield the guan dao, starting with lesser polearms and smaller halberds to hone his abilities until he could finally wield the fabled weapon of his people's legends. The end result was that Junli was capable of wielding a mighty weapon few warriors possessed the strength or skill to master, making him a force to be reckoned with in combat.

The Phoenix's Legacy: While the emperor himself may have no training in the magical arts, great magics flow within his blood. For ages, the line of Wei has claimed that the blood of the phoenix ran within their veins due to their immense endurance and innate command of fire. Wounds that would fell an ordinary man were ignored as they kept fighting. Immolating flames trailed behind their every swing in battle. A blazing aura could erupt at a moment's thought to repel those that surrounded them. If they were not phoenixes, then the scions of Wei were as close as a human could be to one.

Audacious Command: With a campaign's worth of experience behind him and an intense drive to accomplish his goals, Junli cuts a striking figure. He would not be considered beautiful like many nobles of the East, but instead rather ruggedly handsome. His presence and his appearance combine to lend him the charisma of a heroic warrior, inspiring his people to greater heights.

Prosperous Nation: As the gateway into Ju Ren Kyo by sea, the empire of Shen is rich from trade. Mecrundian merchants sell their wares in the ports of Shen, which are then taken by Shen merchants into Ju Ren Kyo proper. Due to this prosperity, Shen boasts about as large of a population as its fellow empires, despite possessing less land overall.
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