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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

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~The cavern~




Ash gave a mild grunt of pain, the rats teeth tearing the scales in her leg, drawing blood. Ignore it for now. She had other worries, pain was meaningless. Endure it as they say. The rat squealed, putting some distance between them, but it was too slow. The acid already left her mouth, the venom slamming into the rats hide. The poison did its grim work quickly, the rat thrashing around and dying in seconds. She cast a glance over to Colchain. He seemed fine, for the most part.

Now where was that -

Ah. Color her impressed. Ash skittered over to where the pixies had dropped the slime, limping lightly from the injury on her foreleg. A trifle matter. Downed as it was, perhaps this slime would make an easy prey.

"Alright! With that thing slowed, I think we can take it." Ash shouted confidently. "Hit it with everything you've got, but don't get too close!" She turned her head, hissing lightly at Colchain to follow suit before lobbing what was hopefully as many 'Venom Shots' as she could at it before it could retaliate. Hopefully this thing could be poisoned just like the rest of the things in this cave. If they could pull this off, they'd have done good for the day. Food for their stomachs and a nice bit of hunting experience. Besides, she was interested to see if there was potentially anything these balls of goo left behind that could be used for research purposes...

She was still upset about the whole goblin situation, but there was little she could do except pick up the pieces and try something else.



~~Lady Tea and the Elf~~

@Zelosse

"Gah! Don't ignore me smoke for brains!" Tania cried out just as an armored hand reached around and plucked the pixie from the air. "Wait no Lena, babe, c'mon girl! Don't lose your head over an accidental touch or something!" The elf raised an eyebrow, frowning, unimpressed as the pixie pleaded beneath her helmet. "Okay, bad time for a lame pun, l-look, just hold on a second." Aside from her own antics, something was definitely very wrong here. Lena watched passively, seemingly giving her a 'go on' look as she released her from her grip.

"Okay, guys...Zeal," Taking a listening to the conversations happening in the room, it seemed almost everyone else was in a similar predicament. They suddenly found themselves trapped inside Yggdrasil or something similar, at least. "We all agree this is weird right? I dunno what's going on, but being the size of a pencil not how I thought my day would go. Ugh." She complained, shaking her head and ignoring the other guild members for now.

"Anyways," She changed the subject. "Scouting the area is definitely a good idea. We need information on our surroundings, right? So, me being as small as I am, I'd say would make a pretty good scout. I volunteer myself to scout the surrounding area." She fluttered over to Zealous again, resting on his shoulder. "So what'ya say, boss man? I can use my illusions to make sure we're not seen either."

"I am unsure what is exactly going on, Lord Overzealous." The elf replied. "But if it is scouting you need, perhaps I would be better suited for it." Lena continued, removing her helmet. "An elf wouldn't stand out too much, and it is quite likely unarmored and wearing simple clothing I wouldn't raise too much suspicion. I require fairly little sustenance as well." She glared at the pixie. "...or at least send someone along for supervision if you send her."
~~Ebon Shael~~

@Shoryu@Ninja



And suddenly fire.

"Ah!" Shael leaped out of the way of the blast of flames, doing an acrobatic leap as something obviously large seemed to attack them from nowhere. Another of Beryllius' illusions? No, this felt much to real. How did she know? Well she was quite sure her butt was on fire.

"Gah! Ouch! Nein! Nulla! Ochi!" She landed, summoning a small sphere of the twilight water and rubbing it over her backside as she fidgeted a bit on the spot. "Hee! I suppose I'll pass it off as me being extremely attractive, hee!" Shael giggled, ornaments in her hair jingling lightly as she observed the new happenings. A large beast of sorts it seemed, was engaging the nightmare. Ah, how quaint. A battle of the beasts! Oh she wish she had the scientific equipment to catalog and record everything, but alas, she had not!

More importantly - it seemed the creature had turned its attention from her to the new beast.

Well, she wasn't about to look a gift reptile in the mouth.

Fleeing into the forest, Shael donned her cloak, activating her art. It should make her fairly difficult to detect, as she perched herself in a tree to observe the fight from a hopefully safe distance.
~~Lady Tea and the Elf~~

@Zelosse

"So this is the end, huh?" Tea chuckled lightly, kicking her legs back and forth off of her seat, which just so happened to be the head of her NPC Elf. "Ahhh, how bittersweet. 'Twas such a fun time, wasn't it, Alena?" The small pixie chuckled again, shaking her head. "Not that you can respond, heh. Ah, I'm gonna miss this place." She stretched, the wings fluttering behind her as she shook her head. The other guys in the guild were likely hustling and bustling about the place, trying to get in a last few minutes of fighting in. Exploration. Camaraderie.

She?

She was enjoying the end in silence, with an apple sitting next to her atop her throne.

"Yep, s'all good." She sighed. A little lonely? Perhaps. She had made a few friends in Yggdrasil. That was part of the only reason she ever played in the first place, was for them. She wasn't exactly a big gamer after all. Now that they were all likely to leave and she was never going to see them again? Well, it was a little sad, but such was life.

5...

"Hup~" She stood up, struggling to lift the apple next to her.

4...

"Well, its been fun knowing ya Losers!" She took a bite out of the virtual apple.

3...2...

"But Your queen has other, better games to move onto!"

1...

And suddenly she was assaulted by a blast of cold, frigid air.

"H-huh?! Wah!" She was knocked clean off of Lena's head by the gust of wind. In the confusion, she couldn't get herself straight, hitting her head on the ground and landing right on her stomach. "Ooogh...Gah-!" Followed right by the apple slamming into her back. "Okay world, I apologize for my arrogance. Your queen is staying..." She grumbled, feeling sudden pain all over her body. That was odd, wasn't it? She pushed herself off the ground, rubbing her head on the spot she bumped it on.

"Urgh, that wasn't fun..." She shook her head. "The hell happened...?" She grumbled, standing up, feeling her own skin and clothes beneath her hands. "...huuuuh!? I can touch myself?!"

"...Lady Tea, perhaps choose your wording more delicately." The NPC Elf that she had commandeered as her own some time ago, was kneeling next to her, giving her a small smile. She wasn't wearing her armor for now - just her normal white clothing and a simple silver choker on her neck.

"Eh...Lena?" Wait a minute...if she could feel herself then - Without thinking, Tania fluttered up, reaching a hand out...and placed a hand right on the Elf's chest, and squeezed. "I can touch you too!? And they feel entirely real-ah..." She glanced up at the elfs face, who was as red as a tomato.

"Lady Tea, perhaps you need a timeout again." The elf replied, grabbing the pixie by the wings before she could flutter away.

"Tee-hee," Tania chuckled, hitting her head with her fist. "Silly me, I just got excited." Lena sighed, slumping her shoulders. "By the way, this is just a clone. Lady tea has already started fleeing towards the bright light."




"Outta the way morons, the elf is gonna kill meeeee!~" Tania zipped through the air, flying past the other users and NPCs who were walking in a similar fashion, heading for the light of the guild leader. The elf in question, was calmly walking along some distance behind her, fully armored with shield in one hand and her large sword at her side. Soon enough, Tania had made it to the guild hall with all the others, making a beeline for Overzealous.

"Hey, hey Guild leaaaadaer!" She whined loudly. "I'm Gonna die! Seriously die!"

About that time, Lena walked in and observed the others present, bowing slightly as she made her way over to Overzealous and Tania, who had decided to use him as a living shield.

"...Excuse me, Lord Overzealous." She said respectfully. "I do not mean to interrupt, but there is a pixie behind you who likes to sexually harass elves."

"Don't turn me in boss! She's gonna shove me in the jar, I know it! I was just confused is all!" It was quite likely no one in the guild had any idea what the 'jar' was.
Pre-timeskip Chieko, For record purposes.





The Shinobi's




"No," Kiri sighed. She knew Elves had the ability to...communicate or something with animals on some level. That was something she observed happening, no scientific answers as to why. Something dealing with Elvish magic or something she guessed. "That toucan dodo as Jess so eloquently put, is obviously a predator." She continued. "Need I remind you the universe is far more dangerous than your softshelled home world is. It'd probably eat you before you had a chance." Kiri continued, walking away from the ship and towards the treeline. If it was a smaller animal, or at least one that looked much less dangerous Kiri might have given her the go ahead. But for something that size? She wasn't endangering the lives of anyone to 'experiment' with something.

"Who knows," She continued with a chuckle. "It might even taste good."
Yooo, a post from me in a semi-timely manner? Did hell freeze over or something?

Anyways, hopefully Seleth gave some sound advice there xD
~~Seleth~~

@PaulHaynek




The powered up javelin blasted the Lot Knight, a small explosion of energy as it hit.

Seleth held her breath - if that hadn't worked...The silence that hung over the arena as it awaited the outcome was thick, an almost oppressive thing to Seleth as the referee went over. Surely that had worked, hadn't it? No one-no one could have come out unscathed from that, right? Then the announcement was given -

The Lot Knight had surrendered.

"Yahoo!~" No one else had been cheering, but that didn't seem to stop Seleth from hopping up and down on one foot, pumping a fist into the air and shouting loudly. "Ahaha, oh wow I didn't actually-" She stopped herself mid sentence as the knights made themselves known with their own cheering moments later, rushing out onto the field and plying her with compliments.

"Aha, 'Tis only natural I won." She replied to them with a smug grin, face darkening in mild embarrassment from the praise as she ignored the last comment. "I am the strongest student in this school after all and as long as I remain faithful to Aylama, I shall find no challenge to great." Success...was an odd feeling? Perhaps her prayers had been answered? Maybe Aylama was showing her some mercy, or perhaps the proper path? Were her assumptions about her own behavior right?

Well...only time would tell she supposed.

Her revelry was short lived, however. As the last knight approached, dressed in armor that reminded her of sleepwear, Seleth frowned. Ah sweet Aylama, he was asking her for advice on something? Seriously? Ugh, oh dear oh dear what should she say? She wasn't prepared for this! She was panicking slightly so she didn't really register all of his words. Seen her in his dreams? Creepy...but as he went on to explain, something, something made her skin crawl. Perhaps it was because of her own fervent faith in Aylama, but something seemed...foreboding about those words. Well, she was sure it was nothing.

Ah, how as she supposed to reply here?

"I...see," Seleth replied quietly, clearing her throat as she stuck the head of her spear into the ground and leaned on it. Oh wow, she was really tired from that. Phew. Well, here went nothing. "I can not comment on the nature of your Dreams, knight." She began somberly. "Aylama speaks to those who listen in peculiar ways at times. I think I am starting to understand that with my victory here." She offered him a serious expression, gently placing a hand on his arm, but gripping it firmly. "I can not say whether it is cowardly. I have not seen those dreams myself. Sometimes, turning a blind eye to something is the best one can do to save themselves. I can not fault someone for that, but - " She looked the knight right in the eyes, glaring lightly in a firm tone. "If you have the ability to help, but do not, then yes - I will call you nothing but a coward. You are a knight, aren't you? Then act like it."

She released the knights arm, straightening her robe and dusting some dirt off of it from the fight.

"...if you need, perhaps you need someone to listen to your dreams?" She continued in a slightly more neutral tone. "A priest of Aylama may be able to help, if you seek one out. There is a small church I find myself in quite a bit. The Priest there is quite amicable and I'm sure he'd be able to listen."
Woop, alright, here they are. Don't think I forgot anything.



By the time Kiri had made it to the cargo bay, she was greeted by Jess. Easiest way out of the ship - the Airlock was built for docking with another ship or a shipyard. Inefficient and a security hazard to make multiple ways onto the ship. Some might also say it was a safety risk, but you couldn't have everything. Sprinklestar was right behind her as well.

But of course, things couldn't go so smoothly to start with.

"Look at the size of that thing." Kiri chuckled, folding her arms across her chest watching the video. "Hmph, if I wasn't on duty I'd take me home a hunting trophy." She chuckled, pulling the lever to open the cargo bay doors. "Don't worry about us, Kendrick. Focus on staying safe yourselves." She glanced over to Sprinklestar as the ramp leading up to the ship dropped.

"I want to be very clear - we run into anything seemingly intelligent, you let me do the talking. Understand? If not, you can go wait back on the ship and we'll talk about insubordination later." Her tone of voice was light, but there was definitely a serious and no nonsense inflection to it. "Lets move out then. Three clicks isn't too far, but we'll need to get to walking. We run into that bird, don't do anything reckless but we're not going to let it stop us either." Walking down the ramp, her feet were the first to hit the foreign soil
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