Well if you'd like some practice in DMing, I'm definitely down with being your player. Also, I don't have a mic and I'm not particularly fond of voice games anyway, so text based is definitely the way we'd go.
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I could come up with something. Is this Solo?
Arthur called to the elf softly, a few yards away to be safe. "Hey elf, what brings you here?" He could tell this elf was strong.
No, Arthur has no concern for money. He doesn't even need to eat or drink.