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Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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28 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Birdboy

Could you roll an Insight check please?
@Guardian Angel Haruki

Brutrumukk technically already sort of has a patron. What with the commoners who live near the Snoring Stone leaving him offerings to look out for them and take care of their problems and all.
Apologies, holiday weekend kicking my ass. Meant to catch up earlier. Working on it still, likely can't post till after the 4th.


Here's the short version:

• After having their asses kicked by magic, the rabbits decided to run, leaving the snail behind when it wouldn't flee with them.
• Brutrumukk went after them. Jub and Tsak tried to stop him, but failed. Jub went after Brutrumukk and Tsak flew off into the sky to mope about being swatted like a fly.
• The rabbits escaped, causing Brutrumukk to become sad until Jub cheered him up.
• While the goblinoids are gone Aurora asks Gabriel what he lost. He reveals that he lost a set of dice.
• The goblinoids find a raft in the mud, pull it out, and return with it.
• Brutrumukk then asks the party what they're going to do now.
Brutrumukk


"Sadly, the rabbits all slipped away in the fog." Brutrumukk added. "But we'll be ready fer 'em next time. Jus' you wait an' see!" Having said that, Brutrumukk looked about him before posing a question to the group. "So, uh... anyone got any ideas as to what we should do now? Should we stay put? Should we go lookin' about? Which way should we go if we go lookin' about?"
O great council, where can I find a hat befitting a llama? I must go on a quest to stop the resistance at all costs!


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The Council has determined that a hat befitting a llama can be found by seeking out the FilmCow in the lands of YouTube.

Only there could a hat worthy of the fated llama be found.

The Council has spoken.
What fate awaits me, great and all-seeing counsel?


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The Council has decided your fate.

In time, you will become better with computers.

The Council has spoken.





I defy the council and all it stand for.


Seconded.

Resist.


VIVE LA RESISTANCE!


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The Council has made a note of your defiance.

The Council has decided your fate.

Though your resistance may succeed for a time, it will collapse when two llamas come to the area on vacation and one of them starts pushing people into a giant fan, including the resistance leader when he tries to stop the llama from pushing other people into a giant fan.

The Council has spoken.
I put down one pretzel as offering.

Oh overseers of fate, what is in store for this ill soul?!


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The Council is pleased by your pretzel offering.

The Council has decided your fate.

Your soul shall, when the time is right, recover from its illness.

The Council has spoken.
(1) fate please


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The Council has decided your fate.

You will make a third attempt at running Peasants of Mass Destruction.

The Council has spoken.
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Behold The Council.

The Council will decide your fate.
You mean the murderous one that most likely will hold a grudge for letting his meal get away? Yeah, sure am lucky >~>


Worry not. Brutrumukk would only have developed a grudge if your attempt to stop him had actually stopped him.
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