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Name's Store. Guy. StoreGuy. But you can call me whatever you'd like- just don't call me late for dinner ahahahahhahaha

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@King Cosmos I'll have to go back and look but consider this a fresh start. New game, new Heaven, new lease on life.

@Dark Cloud Potentially but to be perfectly honest with you the transphobic posturing I've seen you doing on this site is making me hesitant to bring you on as a player.

@Thatguyinastore Care to share any of your ideas?

I just have a few ideas for characters floating around, but nothing concrete yet. I’ll probably have a more solid idea once the proper sign-up thread goes live.
Seems cool. Have some ideas here.
This seems pretty cool. Interested!
In ArcRift 6 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
As those two rather mouthy little girls made their debut, Negan found his attention on them first and foremost. There were a lotta questions that ran through his head as he saw them - apparently having just woken up, and already acting high and mighty. That hunter lady had already taken up conversation with them as well, and they were already showing her the ropes of whatever it was they thought they could do. How cute. Kind of reminded him of Carl... only much, much younger.

Time to go shut 'em up, though. Last thing he needed was some overzealous little girls getting themselves killed, after all.

"Now, are my ears gettin' stuffy in my old age..." Negan said with his trademark smirk as he approached both Reimu and Marisa. His brows furrowed a bit as he looked them over. Did one of them have a... gun? And not just any gun, either. Some real fancy lookin' shit. Far bigger and balsier than the shit he had back in his own universe. At least the other one just seemed to be playing with a stick or something. Still, though, the smirk was indeed maintained, as was that usual air of smug confidence that he always radiated.

"Or do I hear the sound of two little girls who are in WAY over their heads?" Lucille was given a good twirl as he reached the two girls. Negan stood well over them, staring down at them with that same damn smirk. His brows lifted, clearly not taking them seriously despite the blonde one's massive gun. Instead, all he did was plant his beloved bat's business end right on the ground, right in front of his feet. And then Negan leaned forward on her in the most condescending manner possible, staring down at them all the while.

" 'Cuz I hate to break it to ya, but this ain't exactly kickball on the playground."

@megar @phi @Lazaro1505
In ArcRift 6 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Gyro's echolocation would indeed yield some results. Well, a result, to be more specific. Behind some rubble in the corner of the area, there seemed to be an unconscious woman. She was just... lying there, so it could be assumed that she was unconscious.

In ArcRift 6 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well, everyone seemed to be alright, so that was good. A sigh escaped Joel - a weary, tired sigh. Things had gone from shit to more shit to most shit this whole fuckin' day. He'd been reunited with Sarah... only to have her snatched from her. Forced to fight some damn flying monster he knew nothing about - one who was hundreds (if not thousands) of times stronger than the average man, had powers Joel had only seen in Ellie's comic books, and was resistant to basically anything the group could throw at him.

His thoughts flickered to Sarah. He hoped she was okay. If that bald fuck or his cronies even laid a finger on her, then Joel would make sure there was hell to pay. Even if it killed him.

He closed his eyes, then, thinking of Ellie as well. He hoped she was alright, wherever she was. She probably was, but Joel couldn't escape that nagging feeling that she wasn't regardless. Maybe when this was all over, he'd introduce her to-

His thoughts were interrupted when he felt someone tap his shoulder. Joel turned, then, furrowing his brows as his gaze met the fancy looking man in the bowler had. And his... assistant? Joel hoped it was his assistant, because he didn't wanna think about what she may have been otherwise. Regardless, Joel sighed and shook his head before he brought his hands down to his hips and their gazes met.

"I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you just woke up here." The man said, his tone dry and - more importantly, tired. And then the guy in the spider costume seemed to intervene. Okay then. Joel slowly backed away and pursed his lips as he watched the interaction play out from here. Ain't no way he was gonna be caught in the middle of whatever the hell was about to go down between those two.

@marc122 @SomeMekBoy
In ArcRift 6 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Story Update

"Welcome to the Madhouse"

More than enough time had passed since getting on the plane for you all to rest up. Whatever fatigue or injuries you'd sustained in the previous fights were given at least enough time to be patched - if not entirely healed. Casual chatter and silence had permeated the aircraft as it continued its thus far fruitless search for Superman. But despite every effort made by Lex and those searching in the surrounding skies of the jet, no such progress had been made. No leads, no sightings, no anything. It was like he just vanished out of thin air.

"Alright," a slightly defeated sounding Lex could be heard sighing over the aircraft's intercom. "It's getting rather late. I'm taking you all back to Lexcorp. Those of you who can fly and are outside the jet, follow behi-"

Before Lex could finish giving out his orders, loud static began to fill the aircraft's intercoms. It was static was loud and high-pitched, piercing the ears of both everyone on board and everyone surrounding the plane. It had been enough to wake Negan up from his nap with a jolt.

"The hell...?" the older man asked groggily as he rubbed the side of his ear with his flat palm. Joel just covered his ears and winced, not saying anything. But regardless of how everyone reacted, the static soon came to an end (well, it was still there, but it was drowned out) thanks to a rather upbeat sounding track that began to play through the aircraft's speakers.

"Sorry for the sudden intrusion, Lex-y!" A new voice with the same upbeat tone as the music could be heard accompanying the rather obtuse track. Lex gave no response - in fact, it was almost as if whatever this intrusion was had locked him out entirely. The new voice was much less crisp-sounding than Lex, if the aforementioned static wasn't a dead giveaway. It was like wherever he was intruding from had piss poor signal... and he was talking on a literal toaster. How this kind of equipment managed to hack what was apparently multi-billion dollar tech was anyone's best guess.

A bright light soon filled the surrounding windows. It was hard to make out at first, but it soon became very apparent as it grew closer.

"But these scurvy little intruders will soon be leaving the airwaves!"

It was a fucking missile.

Any attempts to take control of the jet were useless as the missile struck the side. All the while, that voice began to let loose increasingly manic laughter. No breaks were given in it other than when he absolutely had to breathe. All the while, the missile struck the outside of the jet. Little could be done to stop it from the outside (though luckily it narrowly missed the lot of you brave souls who were out there). This was because of the fact that a strange green gas seemed to be spraying outward from the missile. No matter who you were... it got into your lungs somehow. Within seconds, everyone on the outside was out, and began to drop from the sky like flies.

"Well... shit."


And just like that, the missile struck the jet's wing, and it was immediately sent spiraling down to the ground. The doors still wouldn't open and the windows were reinforced, meaning that you all were pretty much trapped in this spiraling death box until it finally crashed moments later.

Hours Later...

When you all finally awoke, you found that for the most part... you all were miraculously unharmed. Sure, a few of you may have had some sort of cuts or bruises, but no serious injuries had happened despite the sudden drop from thousands of feet into the air. Call it an act of God or luck... but it was soon became obvious that this was the plan all along as you got a look at the area around you.

"JOKER'S FUNLAND", the sign above you all screamed in neon green. Negan stood up and got one good look at the sign, before ultimately just rolling his eyes and turning away. Old bumper cars and their rusty tracks stood beneath your feet, as you were surrounded by even older looking statues of toy soldiers and nutcrackers. The whole place just screamed "uncanny", especially given the fact that the room you were in seemed to have once been a part of some old Steel Mill...?

Joel was the next to stand up, wiping away some dirt from near his mouth as he did so. "Is... is everyone alright?" he asked to you all, brows furrowed as he glanced around at the group. All of you had been accounted for, luckily enough... except Happy Chaos and Nahobino. They were just nowhere to be found. But to make up for their presence, some new people seemed to be here in their place. More than a few, too.

Better introduce yourselves, then. Or at least check up on your allies.

Main Thread Cast List
@midle1998 as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@Lazaro1505 as Dismas the Highwayman (Darkest Dungeon) and Natal (DnD OC)
@Thatguyinastore as Negan Smith (The Walking Dead) and Joel Miller (The Last of Us)
@StaidFoal as Corvo Attano (Dishonored)
@Jeff Jones as Kaname Date (AI: The Somnium Files) and Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)
@Critic Ham as Doomguy (DOOM)
@Kagebaka as Sougo Tokiwa (Kamen Rider Zi-O) and Penny Polendina (RWBY)
@Chung as Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem) and Jeff the Killer (Jeff the Killer)
@TheElenaFisher as Ciri (The Witcher 3) and Tess (The Last of Us)
@ratKing as Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer) and Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)
@BoltBeam as Red Riding Hood (Mary Skelter Nightmares)
@TheRealMonaMona as Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) and Rindo Kanade (NEO: The World Ends With You)
@darkred as Thomas Sinclair (Killzone: Shadowfall) and Jak and Daxter (Jak and Daxter)
@Spooky Birb as Dris Mocitch (DND OC)
@Yamperzzz as Voss Boris Eierkuchen (Tembo OC) and Sanford (Madness Combat)
@duskkyy as Pit (Kid Icarus: Uprising) and Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@QizPizza as Maisha Arbintz (Star Wars OC)
@Smoking Peanut as Baldwin, the Leper (Darkest Dungeon) and Poppy (League of Legends)
@Edyfum0 as Ben Birdland/Bigband (Skullgirls)
@ProfSpacecakes as Toshinori "All Might" Yagi (My Hero Academia)
@GaaraoftheSand as Gaara (Naruto Shippuden)
@SomeMekBoy as Superior Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)
@Attesa as Eric (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon OC) and Grey (Havoc Fox)
@RirisStride1 as Hershel Avad (OC)
@Starmaker as Rena Berit (OC)
@ClownTown as Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) and Ultron (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
@Mav as Schezo Wegey (Puyo Puyo)
@FactionGuerilla as Cole Macgrath (inFAMOUS)
@Second2Last as Lilith Audrey (OC) and Shantae (Shantae)
@davefromdiscord as Yoshikage Kira (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
@Paper94 as Spike Spiegal (Cowboy Bebop)
@Pixxieblush as Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
@XeroUltra as Bardock (Dragon Ball)
@Crow as Ben Tennyson (Ben 10) and A.M.A.Z.O. (DC Comics)
@Yinnifer as Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@SkiptheKip as Fenrir and Hel (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon OC)
@Flamenami as Perniciosa (OC)
@Rebebebe as Meta Knight (Kirby)
@Lmpkio as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@Rebebebe as Meta Knight (Kirby)
@marc122 as Roman Torchwick (RWBY)
@mattman2050 as The Riddler (Batman: The Enemy Within)
@udonoodles as Gyro Zeppeli (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) and Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man)
@phi as Marisa Kirisame (Touhou: Lost World)
@megar as Reimu Hakurei (Touhou: Lost World)
In ArcRift 7 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"We're pursuing Superman, as I already said," Lex once again explained over the jet's intercom - tiredly, in fact. "And if you don't come, then you'll be stuck out of a way home."

In ArcRift 7 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"They weren't working together." Lex explained over the intercom, his voice flat as ever.

Negan, meanwhile, furrowed his brows in response to Eric. He looked down at the "L" he was offering, before smiling politely. He held up a hand, then, and shook his head. It seemed as though he was declining the offer.

In ArcRift 7 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Eric happened to be knocking on the window of the seat Negan was sitting at!

Negan flipped him off with a smirk, before reclining back into his seat and sipping on his flask.

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