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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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You know I'm in. Mainly because I am being held against my will. please send help
The Dragon's Dressmaker

@Eviledd1984

The road leading to the Southeastern beyond Tunisian Forest was clearly in disrepair, easily notable from the loose stones that paved it, as well as the overgrowth starting to rip into the delicate stone flesh of the paved pathway before Maria. It was clear enough to see that wherever this road had lead before, it was not a path still traveled by men and monster alike. The air started to grow colder the further South she traveled, given the Coldstep Pass being just a few miles away. However, one could not lose heart as an adventurer, and with her first job riding on the line, one could assume that Maria wanted to make a good first impression.

What lied before Maria however was not so much a forest as it was a massive bank of fog with a scarcely visible treeline standing tall overhead. The fog was sparse at first, but venturing deeper would only get one lost in the thick vapors. Just when it seemed likely that turning back from a wild goose chase was a better choice, two glowing amber eyes glowed like lantern lights through the bank, the soft sounds of breathing visible beyond. This was no spook or bugs in the shape of eyes; be it man or monster, something was watching Maria closely, and not caring if she was looking. Actually, it did care, it wanted her attention and as such snapped its fingers twice. Suddenly,
a woman's voice rang out: "You...if you are the one sent by Bart, then take my hand. The Fog does not receive visitors, save for those blessed by its Guardian. Have you the courage to step forward? And the requested...je ne sais quoi?" Her words demanded response, in a tone that sounded dignified and reserved. Judging from the way the eyes were bounding up and down, Maria could assume she was getting a look in. "Very...fluffy. But I suppose not tacky. You will have to do...if you choose to come. Are you...all that they have sent?" her voice rang out once more, the woman extending her hand, covered in scales black as night, and her fingers formed in the shape of monstrous claws, long and sharp as daggers.

Sensing that it might be a bit much to be told to hold hands with a knife-handed monster, said knife-handed monster suddenly pulled its hand back, eyes vanishing for a moment before they suddenly shone once more, a length of rope being held out for Maria. "I do not want you to hurt yourself. One who chooses to aid deserves no harm." The air seemed to get a bit lighter, the slight angle of tilt the eyes now possessed suggesting whatever this woman looked like, she was tilting her head in a mix of curiosity and anticipation. "Long have I watched over this land, but you are the first of your kind that I have ever seen...unless you are merely a very oddly accessorized human."




@Rune_Alchemist
Magnus' ears perked up as he heard someone just arrive, yet having been a...like, three days ago acquaintance. Arletta had returned, and the Minotaur who had worked with her on his first quest swiftly rose to his feet, striding over with a smile on his face. He seemed really happy to see her, despite the somewhat...nonexistant terms on which they parted. Magnus however had never stopped worrying about his temmate, and as such went over and gave her the most potentially fatal friendly hug in existence, which wasn't as bad as it could have been. "Arletta! I was so worried when you and the others just...dissapeared!" he said, letting her down after he realized that he was like... almost twice her size and almost thrice her weight. "...S-Sorry." he said, taking a step back to give her personal space once more, and to collect himself.

"Where did you and Liliana and Gor? I went to um...take care of that job and you and they all were just...gone. S-Sorry, I gave the reward money to Bart, but I promise I'll make it up to you sometime!" Magnus blurted out, hurriedly bowing his head to apologize to the female knight before him. He'd long since wondered if his previous companions were okay, and now was the only time he felt he'd get an honest to goodness answer on that question. Raising his head back up, but still slouching a bit in his stance, Magnus scratched the back of his silvery mane and made it kind of obvious that he was anticipating her answer. It seemed he really had worried for her, Liliana, and Gor this whole time, even if it had kind of been an incredibly abrupt splitting of the party into...Magnus by himself and them going off on their own to do something. Hopefully, Arletta wasn't super mad about being hugged like a teddy bear.


Well...this escalated quickly. Like, insanely quickly. Like, that was ONE BIG SKELETON. And, frankly, Tafui was kind of freaking the hell out since they were practically in hell at the moment. Well...this definitely wasn't part of the event before. In fact, Tafui was pretty sure that he was screwed considering that fire tended to just burn plants up right away...right now the best he could manage would be to heal the people who'd been drawn into this fresh new hell with him. And, try and debuff the enemy as best he could. Holding Mountain Swallow in front of him for a moment, his body glowed yellow as energy gathered in his hand, before he suddenly...chucked a seed at the giant skeleton. "Root and Infest, Nightbloom!" he called out, the seed bursting open and starting to entangle the massive skeleton starting from its ribcage. The vines growing out were drying up and burning fast, but just maybe if he lasted long enough for the paralytic spores, those might have some effect.

...Wait, would that even work on a skeleton? Quickly deciding he needed a Plan B, Tafui began readying multiple Sprite Bolts, the bluish white wisps of energy orbiting him as he tried to ready at least 10 to fire at this giant skeleton. "If anybody needs healing, leave it to me!" he shouted, wanting to make sure the melee fighters could at least be confident that he had their backs. The last thing he wanted was for someone to hesitate for lack of safety. If he could help it, nobody would go down this fight. This skeleton thing was hopefully gonna be paralyzed by the time he had his 10 bolts, otherwise he'd have to fire prematurely.
@PaulHaynek
Hey-o party people. After briefly talking with Paul about rejoining this, I've decided to give it another go.

So here's the old CS of mine. go ahead and give her a look over and stuffs.

totally didn't reuse the pun I made the first time I signed up for the RP



That pun was fucking terrible, but good to have you back.


Magnus felt unsurprised by the insect girls reaction...Minotaurs were kind of scary, after all. But what did surprise him was Bart telling him to value himself for more than his muscles. Frankly, that was a bit surprising...he'd thought the only reason Bart would have had him come would be as hired muscle, but this was a pleasant finding at the very least. Regardless, he had a job to do in watching the dwarves alongside Bart...and thinking of any necessary additions to be made.

Overall, the selections on repairs made sounded very sound, Magnus' mind pondering what else the right hall where the lounge would be could need. "...Maybe some sort of bookshelf? I'd imagine a quiet place like a lounge would be great for reading." he suggested, before saying: "Maybe...if we had people be roommates, then we could save more space by just putting two beds in one room?" as a suggestion. Magnus was quite used to bunking with other people, since despite living in a labyrinth, actual rooms were hard to come by. At one point in time, he'd bunked with four of his sisters...and kind of functioned as a second bed. Being huge had its own disadvantages, sadly.

@PaulHaynek, @Eviledd1984




Last night was...well, awkward to say the least. Magnus lacked the words to properly respond to Freyr. It was...frankly a bit cowardly of himself to avoid confronting Marxello by running to see how Freyr was doing, even if it was because he considered him a friend. That night, Magnus would turn in his bed again and again, before eventually falling off and just about falling through the floor from his weight. A rude awakening for whoever roomed next to him, but he promptly apologized and got back to sleeping after smacking his face against Jotun Baal hard enough to knock himself out. Magnus was...well, desperate for sleep that night.




Unfortunately that also meant that he had one monster of a headache in the morning to contend with. Luckily he didn't cut himself on the axe lying on his stomach waking up, his body stiff from the awkward position he'd slumped into. Running his fingers through his shaggy silver mane, Magnus got himself woken up enough to step out and down to the first floor. It seemed that several had already decided on their job for the day, leaving Magnus relatively few options. He couldn't mix herbs, wasn't fashionable given that he seemed to be allergic to shirts, and the business with Eros sounded fine, but...Neil's warning had him very worried. Opting to play it safer rather than rush off to go and meet some sketchy religious folk, he just stayed behind and took a seat at a table, the chairs just about breaking under his weight. Propping his chin up on the palm of his right hand, Magnus felt bad that yesterday was a flop financially, but maybe if he could find some wild game later...boars might be able to supplement their supplies temporarily.

What caught Magnus' attention besides the surly dwarven carpenters was the new addition to the guild; she seemed...exceptionally fluffy. But hey, she seemed friendly enough. Walking over, Magnus was glad that these squeaky floorboards would get fixed up, his gait kinda making it sound like a ship at sea. Once he was close however, he looked down at her and scratched the back of his head. "Hello, um...welcome to the guild. I'm Magnus and uh...i-its good to meet you." he said, bowing his head with some dangerously pointy horns at a dangerously close, but not pokey distance. Turning to Bart, he kinda shrunk back a bit. "S-Sorry about yesterday...and today. No jobs really seem to need me so...I-I'll just stay and watch the dwarves."

@PaulHaynek@Eviledd1984
I'll see about getting a post up tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.
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