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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I'm not dead, not yet. Two more months to go in internship hell before I'm done with college and return to RParadise.
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9 yrs ago
I find "reviews" with nothing but hollow vulgarities derisive. I'm flattered by the lack of finesse from these uncouth imbeciles with their painfully limited vocabulary to entertain my refined ego.
5 likes
9 yrs ago
Over(work) 9000
9 yrs ago
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." --Gilgamesh, Mobius Final Fantasy
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10 yrs ago
♪ And so it came // Giving way to all the stress // Feel my world spin before me // Fever, sore throat burst again... ♪ --Parody to Adele's "Skyfall" with regards to my current state

Bio


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"I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good."

|| Hemingyay | Longhand ||


「 M O I 」


Slowly -- but surely -- coming back from a long hiatus.

Better known by the name of Tsu. An "advanced" roleplayer with at least five years of experience on/off. In real life, he is a college student studying in Asia, majoring in design-related fields. Outside of this site, he's also a hopeless poet and an indie writer currently working on his first book (as and when he has the time and inspirations to write something). He is also active in the Harry Potter fandom through participating in fanfic competitions/challenges and building connections with gift fics.

INTP; a Pottermore-certified Slytherin but identifies himself as a Slytherclaw who is both witty and ambitious. Considers himself a Denpa Otaku -- a fan of animanga, visual novels and JRPGs, and he's as opinionated about what he likes and dislikes as every other fan out there.



「 R O L E P L A Y S 」


Roleplay invitation is strictly reserved for close friends and peers only, for now. I'm too busy to join big, open groups at the moment.

Pokemon: Hoenn Fantasy | 1x1 | @Altered Tundra
"I've come up with a new recipeh!" #IgnisIsBrock
(For the sake of RPG I'm sad to say that I have to censor most of Yuffie's horribly awesome nicknames to cater for childish SJWs.)

Sekirei: Pure Sanctuary | 1x1 | @RyuHll
Still waiting for the day Hikari can bitchslap my Orinami... and another chance for Nagisa to greet a new friend with a sniper gun under their chin.
(I just have the knack of making yanderes. #SorryNotSorry)

Star Riders: Hoshizora no Riders | 1x1 | @Inkarnate (@Gowi)
Currently having a dilemma to choose between a professional pervert and idol whore.
(You know what, let's just have them all be kinky with each other to save the damn world from killer lolis. Yay.)

Unlight | 1x1 | @Dusksong
First attempt at a romance-ish RP. Wish me luck -- and make be sober over how I can only have fictional girlfriends.
(While I try my best not to turn Meyer's perfect vamps into assholes because I'm really itching to do that for the lolz.)


「 L I N K S 」


Tsukune Reservoir Chronicle
The graveyard where I dump all mah character sheets (and some lore notes because why not).

Tsukune World Chronicle
Coding workshop for iChecks and OOCs, from sluggish actives to upcoming epics... and even dead failures.

The Art & Beauty of BBCoding
The most comprehensive guide to BBcoding on RPG. #NotBragging

Longhand / Hemingyay
Before RPer, I'm first and foremost a writer.

Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double, toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes!


「 Q U O T E S 」


"DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE RIDICULOUS IDEAS.
It's the origin to the greatest ideas ever known to mankind."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, yet the highest form of intelligence."
Oscar Wilde

"Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life."
"If I don't get at least one sarcastic observation from you per day, I would think something was seriously wrong with you IRL."

"You are one known for some pretty fucked up stories."

Unknown

Vivi, World of Final Fantasy

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Just popping by during lunch.

Looking good so far, but how many students do you guys need actually? I hope this stays as a small group RP because I can't handle one with too many players and speedposting with my erratic schedule...
Ok you're making me curious about that ;)

Yep I'm looking forward to see the newly "reborn" Celuis - after I posted my IC, which won't be today as I'm on the phone.
Tsukune's Drafting & Testing Pad
(Updated as of 2015/09/15)










A Series of Unfortunate Events
Three orphans arrived at the door
Greeted by the greedy count who wanted more.
All the other kind souls they met die
And they were back to the beginning where nothing lies.

(Still new to poetry writing. I know it's crap but whatever.)
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And due to the topic-change, I have to expand the list to people I have, or currently am RPing with.

I think...we all do! Double thumbs-up to @Ruby for making such thread. We need to give more love to all those awesome sauces who have helped to make RPing an addictive pastime, throwing ourselves into a fictional multiverse of borderless imagination away from the mundane RL. /salutes you
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...but I don't have any. =(

Hmm, you can:
1. Choose a random movie and start watching.
2. Pause at any point where your brain is smirking at the ridiculousness of that scene. Or you can sit through the whole thing and cringe later.
3. Post that thought here - make sure it's conscise! No need for a super-long rant.

But in all seriousness, I admit that humor/satire isn't something easy to work on - it's more than just being funny. It has to be cleverly funny.

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Epic - The title itself ruins everything, because the movie is actually the complete opposite.

Kingsman: The Secret Service
1 - A vibrant display of...colorful exploding heads on top of glamorous party wear accompanied by a majestic concert piece.
2 - James Bond who looks cooler with old school glasses.
@Ambra

I have interest in Pokemon for fandom (all my previous attempts failed because they disappeared before we can get started) and rival house/clan member for original (for this I'm inclined to do in Asian setting as I'm not that well-versed with European/Western).
Can I make a request?

Well...it's double the fun if you can show the world your inner sarcasm humor. ;)
...holy crap this thread is hilarious!

You're most welcome to join in the madness.

Despicable Me - Guy steals the Moon but returns it back so that he can be a good papa to three ballerina girls.

...I should have italicized the word 'mindless' to emphasize my point more accurately - if the sex scene is necessary or helps greatly in RP development, I have no probs with that; only when it snowballs into painfully detailed smut which goes on for pages and the other party refuses to drop that is pushing my limit too far.
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