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Yup.
Hopefully the records haven't been to damaged by the effects here.
*Starts reading.*

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Even so, i can at least learn a bit of what to expect.

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For the next step to helping the world become perfect.
*His helmet shatters into shards as I disappear*

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I'll have zero bodies if I try to become male again. Why are you so obsessed with me switching back?

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I have standards. Or have you already forgotten me?

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*the shards are in a pile on the floor before they can hurt Isaac*

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How specific.

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You've handled me being a girl before. And a child. And several other things. Unless you're planning to have ano- Oh no. No no no. No. Nooooooooooo. No.

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*Chuckles and sits up*

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Are you okay?

If we aren't allowed to kill Dark right now, I know of many people who will do it. One in particular cones to mind.

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I'd appreciate if you not try to kill me anymore now that I'm entering retirement. It's just a waste of power stopping you.

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I'm not the one that comes to mind. That honor would go to Sven. He's got less care about whether you're retiring than... Y'know.

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How is that old mechanic, anyway? Good, I hope.

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I am. Perhaps we should get back to what we were doing?

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I'd appreciate if you not try to kill me anymore now that I'm entering retirement. It's just a waste of power stopping you.

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I can call any one of our kids right now if you don't respect me enough to listen. Maybe they'll scare you a bit more.

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*Kicks you*

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You totally can't.

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*It stops before touching me.*
And you. You, your boyfriend, and I need to have a chat sometime.
*Jack walks over and hands you a timer* When that reaches zero bring him to my place and we can discuss it over tea or something.

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Let's.