Altered Tundra

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

Jaakuna Sawada, The Sundance Kid

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The singing was over, and again, Aoi and Sentou were at it. This time it was Aoi who took the liberty to piss off Sentou by throwing a beer can at her head. It was the same thing with these two. If it wasn't Sentou, then it was Aoi. If it wasn't Aoi, it was Sentou. Jaakuna found himself sighing as Sentou stripped down to her bikini.

"Oh god, here we go again." Jaakuna shook his head as he could only bare witness to the madness that was Sentou's. Jaakuna, though a little embarrassed at the moment, found himself laughing. It was probably the booze he had just started drinking right when Sentou had introduced Aoi for the tenth-or-rather-time to her foot. "Where is Hideyoshi when you need him?" Jaakuna said.

Jaakuna could only wonder what his big brother would do in a situation like this. He'd probably strip to. God-knows that he has had the biggest crush on Sentou since the three of them -- Jaakuna, Sentou, and Hideyoshi -- were children and it was even more planted into Jaakuna's mind when they all were in their preteen ages. Jaakuna just let the booze sink in as he let it affect his inhibitions slowly but surely.

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

@Altered Tundra
Here u go! Enjoy enjoy enjoy! I'm tired and off to bed. Nini.

@Angel Eyes

Many thanks~ :3

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year

@mdk

What Is The Avatar Above Thinking?

"I am Yami. I am the Pharaoh. I am the spirit of the Millennium Puzzle and I am the one who will bring light to the world."

Google Picture War

@TheUnknowable I lol'd so hard at that scene from the movie.

Time to call in a professional at wrecking homes.

@Z2010Deadmeat

Post Your Pikcha

@Altered Tundra@Rilla

Thanks, y'all are sweet. I can't take credit though. And they're actually blue. They just look green sometimes.

@Imaginary

Why not? That is you in the picture, is it not? I think you should be able to take all the credit. :3

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

Jaakuna wasn't sure if anyone had even acknowledged him dancing. He had continued to do it for at least a minute and he started to work up a sweat a little bit. He stopped about midway through an upside-down, one-handed stand to only prop himself back onto his two feet. He wiped the sweat starting to drip down from his face, the drops themselves make marks on the ground, but only for a second until they vanished out of sight of the moonlight.

Jaakuna had stopped just in time to see Yamato through a bit of a hissy fit. This guy seemed to be full of himself all the damn time. “Oh, I shouldn’t be a chunin and not be ranked with these losers”, was among the nicer stuff he would spat constantly. After the few couple of times, Jaakuna had just learned to ignore Yamato. Besides, Jaakuna found it less stressful to do so. He didn’t want to bother with the elitist and risk getting into a fight with him. He didn’t need that shit.

Among the craziness of Yamato’s hissy fit, Jaakuna almost missed the Trap Queen himself, Paneru Yagyu. The only person known in existence that confused Jaakuna into thinking that he was a she when he was actually a he. Jaakuna liked the guy, he was cool, even though The Sundance Kid thought Paneru could open up more. He wished that he didn’t have to be so goddamn shy, but perhaps when one looks as confusing as he does, maybe that’s something that one doesn’t have a choice in the matter of.

After the commotion with Yamato seemed to have died down, Daiki came in as Daiki could only be as he became a little confrontational with Yamato. Jaakuna was glued to what was about to happen, but then he heard Sentou come out of nowhere with a mic in hand. Jaakuna turned to her direction, and listened.

He wished he hadn’t.

For a girl with all of the right stuff in all the right places(Hideyoshi’s words, not Jaakuna’s), she was a horrible singer. Like good god, it was like listening to cats scratching on a chalkboard while someone yelled for no apparent reason. Jaakuna didn’t know if she was drunk and her inhibitions were lowered or she was sober and that she was doing this on purpose. However, despite whatever feelings that Jaakuna had about her singing, he found himself cheering as loud a he could.

“YEAH! SING IT GIRL! LOUDER! LOUDER!” Jaakuna yelled, as his fists pumped into the air as if he were in a nightclub or something.

RIP Spam: 2010 (I think) - 2015

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Various bacteria and fungi are still alive and growing in its corpse, but the body itself is dead.

@The Nexerus

I love you too bby. <3

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

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I made like, the locations shit + 3 NPC's in the timespan of 6 hours. NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!

Your character is accepted.

@Partisan

:3

RIP Spam: 2010 (I think) - 2015

Good run.

@The Nexerus

I don't know, seems alive to me.