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Current I can taste the rainbow! Wait no...it's just blood.
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Daylight Saving Times are a conspiracy to sell analgesics and coffee
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My milkshake brings all boys to the yard... good thing I planted mines.
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BERSERK LIVES
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I run on GMT+1 Schedule.

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They won't need to, not now that we've got teleporting deaf girl and speedy Welsh asshole on the job.


"Welsh arsehole" is going to be Albert's way to name Comet from now on.
Two cops eating doughnuts.

Can I be more cliche?

Oh, and @ihinka, take it easy.
Albert eyed the doughnut warily, as the patrol car leisurely strolled around the docks. His assigned companion, a rookie in the force was driving eagerly, his eyes full of youth and optimism. He decidedly looked naive and stupid, the things in these kind of jobs that could potentially get you killed, unless you grow out.

Well, he once had been like him, so he couldn't blame it. Still the doughnut was positively awful, dripping with fat and sugar. He still didn't know why so many people liked it, and why so many coppers of the isle liked it aswell. He would have preferred some biscuits. And some tea, not that murky sewer water that people here called coffee. Still, beggars couldn't be choosers, and he carefully nibbled it and sipped, one eye always on the sideroad. Left hand driving cars were still a bit odd to him, but he was managing.

He looked at the young lad, who then stopped the car in a small alley of the docks, his eyes making direct contact with Albert. "Say, Albert...can I call you Al? How is that a British guy ends up in the corp? Wouldn't it make sense to just...uh do it in your own country."

Albert sighed, as he took yet another awful sip. "I knew a bloke, who knew a bloke." He simply added. "He told me you people were struggling to find officers. And I gave it a try." He added, adjusting his uniform. "I may go back, though. I miss my tea." He smirked cynically.

"Uhuh, and what were you doing up until now? Chief told us you had done a lot fo stuff and you were trustworthy." That damn novice jeered, as Albert wrinkled his nose.

"I would have to kill you if i told you." He added, a gallic shrug. "Well, not really. But this isn't a pub conversation, so eyes on the road, Officer." Albert dismissed, as he stared on his side. Well, a distraction right now would be welcome, but he would rather have the boring option, really.
That being said, I am very tempted to step in with a megaphone in the fight and tell them to stop breaking stuff or else. I'll probably do docks, though. Flows better with the character.
Well, the "persona" of a person often travels further than their own name. Let's just say there might be rumours of a mainlander Epic called Gungnir, or some superweapon the mainlanders have that stops the High expanding.


"Me, an epic? HA, good one mate! I wish i was!"
@AtomicNut, he seems to be more "thankless hero" at the moment. Maybe he changes sides later?


Maybe if he's desperate enough and they're convincing enough, but I doubt it. He's a good bloke at heart who wanted to be a teacher.

Edit: I also wonder how widespread his "Gungnir" exploits are known.

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I think it would be cool if he was actually a part of the kryptonites@Regitnui


To be honest it was a cointoss, between sticking of being the thankless hero, or becoming a zealot villain.
K. Give me a while so I can find a place to insert him.
@AtomicNut@Greenie Yeah ok, let's just hope on the pad then.

@Monochromatic Rainbow We still need to get some work done too.


Same ol' pad?
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We'll need to wait for @Regitnui, but other than a few grammatical errors early on...I like it.


FYI English is my third language and I always forget to proofread.
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