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Sakura




Sakura grunted in frustration as the spirit mooks kept stubbornly getting into her way. "You litt- GAAH!" She said surprised as she was yanked and flung away, her frown becoming more patent. She had misjudged this spirit witch. She was a stone wall, rather than a cavalry sent to hamper the enemy. Different tactics she needed to do. It vexed her. She normally didn't like thinking, and did not like her options.

She could turn this into a slog by using lightning to snipe clusters of enemies that were joined together, but it would take far too long. And the delicate chaos of the battle was shifting... What the hell was Mariette doing here all of a sudden? Had she gained bravery or was just being desperate? It was so frustrating, both were her targets, but were currently beyond her reach.

Stupid ass weird white gravity girl.

Wait.

She could fight fire with fire. Her side had another stupid ass weird gravity girl too. With an unhealthy obsession towards the rat bastard and Mariette. She flipped her phone and yelled.

"OI, Silver baka! Mariette is here!" She said to Tenebra.








Dina casted her gaze at Mariette as she saw her enter the portal to face her nemesis and terror. "You've grown to face your fears. I'm proud." She said, not unlike the grandmother figure she was beneath the teenaged appearance of a catgirl. "Kitsune, Scorpion Man, Yeti, Minotaur, Kobolds. You shall assist against the infiltration team."

"Fairies, with me." Dina said, before eyeing Dan, and casting a cat smile. "I'm going to need some instruments, Dan." She said to her Patron. "Don't you think it's about time... we spread some Joy?"

Dina and her faerie retinue hopefully crossed the portal, being a little better from their earlier panic attack, and appearing right next to Mariette. The noble catgirl put a hand on Mariette's shoulder, softly smiling, before releasing her Ruler's Menagerie Aura.

"Von Viszeral" She added, while getting her throat ready.

"Know what you are no longer capable of, and repent!" She said, before she indicated with a hand sign the start of the music.

My german is a bit stuffy, but here it goes...

"Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!"




All men and women shall be brothers and sisters. Because we're meant to love and be loved. And because we're meant to do grand things.






Tenebra was not having a good moment, as the sudden impact of several things at once damaged her considerably. If not because her enhanced outfit, she'd be probably knocked out at this moment. Turned into a bloody, dishevelled mess, she clicked on her phone by accident as she used her gravity magic to try and deviate targets off course.

What she heard flipped her switch... and she began laughing. "HEHEHEHE hAAHAHAAhAHA!" She said, as she charged her magic to her maximum, despite the hits of lances and artifacts. "MASS WARP!" She yelled, almost ecstatic, creating a portal zeroed on Sakura's back, allowing the infiltration team a quick exit from the ambush should they needed too.

She jumped gleefully into it, raring for battle. "Pedersen! Imma go-"

Only for her strength to leave her and plummetting, face first on the floor.

Whoops. She had just used a lot of magic. Still the warping portal was massive and active.

Yaksha wasn't terribly surprised when the Saiyan woman further exploded into violence. Whatever, he really needed to get it out of his system. And here he was, being strangled. It made his neck a bit sore, actually. Maybe he should have turned into an eel to escape, though? Though it wasn't as much as life threatening as it would look like.

He had faced this level of power, and this kind of situation before. He had prevailed before them. A newborn super-saiyan these days wasn't enough to put down the iron-hearted protector of Earth, keeper of Kami's throne down in the slightlest. If anything her vacant smile of despair and cockyness met a raised eyebrow and a cold stare, a sort of expression of pity with disappointment.

Tch, Saiyans. Love to always solve their problems with their fists. He sighed, as he hardened enough with his Ki so even the tightest squeeze of the mad Saiyan would not even be much of a consequence. It was done in a careful, minute manner. There was no need to flare up his power and go gung ho over this stupid scuffle, more than he did though. It was no secret he'd been venting out his frustration, ever since the Kai had told about his universe's fate.

He stood up after the seemingly near-lethal ordeal, and flexed his neck, testing the range of movements. "Whatever." He dismissively said to Tabaga. Fools did not deserve a further answer. His ears perked up to the Supreme Kai's plea as he made a slight nod. "As you command." He whispered back.

When all was said and done, he had to wait. The Freeza guy had asked what kind of help this rag tag team could bring. "I do have the distinct feeling we are all what she could find in time." He commented before the Kai, leaning against some debris, his eyes closed and arms folded.

Fuck, when was the last time I had some tea or food? I really miss Gine these days. She was a real sunshine, unlike these other saiyan beast women here. Only saiyan I ever liked. Pity that Dabura killed her.
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Or done something to piss off a supersayan.


You don't need much for that, unfortunately.
Just in case the implications in my posts aren't all that clear... Ovaan doesn't necessarily see himself as any better than Freeza. Does he believe himself to also be "beyond saving"? I'll just leave that intentionally vague for now.


So far he hasn't thrown a tantrum or dissed the supreme Kai. He is doing remarkably well.
@vancexentan @IceHeart @Double @KillamriX88 @PPQ Purple @Chev @NacNak @King Kindred

Healing required a somewhat important amount of concentration, so Yaksha did his best to blot out the confused voices around him. It did make little sense, that much he knew. But it's what he knew too, until the Kai could elaborate further. At least some of his words had stuck on the rest of the group, so repetitive explanations would not be as grave as he had hoped.

His eyes darted to new arrivals, including one that made raise his eyebrows. A clump... of matter with no ki whatsoever. Shaped like an actual being. Android huh? So Ol' Gero isn't the only machine genius in the universe. At least it's better than the psychopathic pink goo, the Freeza lookalike, the ogre alien who doesn't know I can't be bothered while I'm healing and the saiyan. Well, no Saiyans.

He let an audible sigh after the Kai stood up, which quickly turned in a tired expression when a second standoffish saiyan female had the gall to speak to the Supreme Kai. Gladly, Yaksha would teach that impertinent hamfisted monkey girl the gravity of the sins commited, but the Kai's instructions were clear.

There simply wasn't enough time nor effort to spare to start scuffles with other people, no matter how stupid they were. Taking a stance, he stood between the now ticked off Saiyan and the Supreme Kai of time, his eyes level with the snarling barbarian warrior.

"Oh yeah, it's a great idea. Turn the only one person who can actually do something about being stuck in this pocket dimension to ash. That'll do the trick. A magical dragon will appear from seven balls, grant you a wish, and resurrect your squeeze. Oh wait, no. THOSE ARE BROKE. No resurrection, no refunds, nada. For anyone of us either. " Yaksha said. "So cheer up, buttercup. You're hardly the one who saw everything they love be returned to oblivion for no apparent reason."

He then snapped his fingers, and handed Tabaga a handkerchief materialized with the little magic he had. "Here's a handkerchief. You can cry your disgraces to it, and when you're set, we'll get to do some actual investigation of what's going on, really."

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Something new I learned just now by googling. I always thought it was like the Japanese word for a demon like thing.


Well yes and no. It's the closest match, as sometimes they are portrayed as child eaters... Western ogres are usually brutish, huge, and sometimes have magical powers.

Oni usually have afterlife demonic traits due to their association to the eastern equivalent of Hell.

Oh well.
Oni is usually translated as Ogre.
Yea... humans. Another species evolved from primates. Like Mia is going to have a heart attack once she realizes just how many aliens come from monkeys. Here is to hoping we get a chance to banter about evolutionary biology at some point.


As an aside, how does Mia relate to the actual afterlife Oni in DBZ, you know the assistants of King Yenma...
Okay, posted.

And just a friendly reminder: There are no Saiyans in Ovaan's universe. You know, in case anyone needed to know why he's having zero reaction whatsoever to the Saiyan characters.


I am more freaked out by humans being PTO liutenants. They are usually far too puny.
Well I like the name and it is a multi-verse soooo, my side of the multi-verse decided to name them that.

Prefer that non-canon name for the race then just calling them Freiza race all the time. As long as Chev has no problem with that of course in which case I can change that if needed.

As for the human part, Dr. Muyuu downloaded a ton of race information into his Machine Mutants so hurray for mad scientists!


Including random trivia about a barely spacefaring race with a power level of 3? Seems rather random... Why would he waste time on that? There's hundreds of other races...
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