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In Happiness 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@KahleenCuthald Room 14
As you unravel the bandage around your wrist, you notice that the wound that you thought was inflicted was much more than what was actually inflicted upon you. Three holes. The two smaller ones had already begun to scab over while the larger of the three had just begun to heal. The wounds were reminiscent of a hospital IV.

Upon looking closer, however, a faint inking of a stamp lay under the three wounds. III; the symbol was about to fade, but that is what your eyes could make out of it. It would probably be a good idea to explore the outside.



@Darkwolfsoul010 Outside Room 9
As you sifted through the piles of trash in your room, you found two things that seemed to be of importance. An ordinary latchkey on a thin rope connected to a cassette tape by a thin red string. Though, the cassette would be a larger mystery of the two. In this day and age, who had a cassette deck?

As you attempted to open the door, it dragged itself open. The putrid scent rushed you rapidly. On the other side of the hall, which was more akin to a road, there was a body laying against the door on the other side. The body was most definitely a woman. Their hair drooped over their face. It didn't appear as though they were dead; however, that was only until you looked down. Coming from a tear in their shirt, intestines fell out onto their legs. Blood was everywhere; it was hard to discern the qualities of the body because of it. But, those intestines were rather large. It appeared the smell had been coming from that.



@drewccapp Room 16
As you sent the text message, small words appeared under your message. Message could not send. Not connected to network. The app then seized, and the screen turned black. After a brief period, the phone displayed the home screen again. Then, another message came through.

You dont need to text me~ (; ̄▽ ̄) i can hear and see just fine




@Teaistasty Outside of the Washroom
As you push on the washroom door, it opened rather easily. The smell of salt wafted outside of the room and it became slightly more bearable. On the opposite side of the wall, you notice that there was another door. On the wall, however, was a small dumbwaiter that was closed by a thin layer of metal sheeting inside of the wall. The only thing left was the dark hallway. Light seemed to sparse, but there was a path out from the washroom.



@Jinxer Outside Room 2 (and the hallway to the left)
As you walk outside of your room, you decided to walk to the left. Light was scarce. You could make out a door on the other side of the hall from your room. As you walked farther, you could see two more rooms. One to the left, one to the right. A small salty smell came through as you walked, as if you were walking towards the shore.



@tatszico Outside Room 10
As you left your room, you could barely make out your right. The light in the hallway flickered every once in a while, but it was impossible to see more than ten meters in front of you. The light in front of your room was much brighter, but it still didn't give off enough light to see farther than your own rooms. You could barely make see two more buildings to the left and right of the path that you took. From behind, you hear a shout, as if someone was trying to get your attention.

@RedXCross Outside Room 7
As you leave your room, you see the same as the other man. Barely enough light to see what was going on in the hallway. Still, the other man was close enough for you to easily call him and see him.

In Happiness 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I think all of us have posted now. So I guess now we wait for the next thing to happen?


Yes. Next post is in a few hours.
My generosity backfires on me... Worse enough my luck works against me and ruins it for everyone, bah...


To be fair, when he was in our skype call a few days ago, he was practically crying over how many cards he was getting from Charak and Satoshi.
1) Valid point, but there are still some stronger cards out there IE BRD, Exciton that are relatively easier to get out, and nuke the field. Nothing stops you from using the backrow in response. Getting the Maju card out is the problem since they usually require tributes.

2) a 3k damage monster that burns you for 1k each turn. What's the point of having a 3k monster when you already had a 3k monster with an effect that protects it from most destruction? I'd say Lava golem is worse just because you really don't want keep it and take 1k per turn. This one at least allows you to retain effect, so it doesn't hurt as much. I wonder if should change it from "special summon" to tribute summon, so it prevents additional summoning.

3) This card is actually based off of Endless decay, which has a similar effect when you are down at 2k LP. I suppose it could be changed to the amount of damage you took, but that makes it static number, as opposed to a variable number.

4) Having zero monsters is a valid strategy. That's like saying "Drawing cards and searching your deck is a bad idea because you could deck out and lose when your opponent uses hand destruction." You have to play the game dynamically, not statically. Would you play your trump monster when you know there is a Warning in your opponent's backrow? No. would you play out a monster to first try and bait it out? Probably. IF they don't negate it, then would you use that monster to maximum capacity? Most likely. Best of all just grab Temtempo on this thing, or flip it face down and destroy it that way :I It's not scary at all.

B)

1) Exciton is pretty much specifically made as anti-swarm. Its nuke is limited by the effect of that its not the strongest card by itself.

2) I think we're on different pages with this one. The opponent gets Lava Golem; not you. That's why it's good. It removes super annoying effect monsters, but it gives them a strong card.

3) Endless Decay is balanced because you can't summon it super early. If you want it to have 4k damage, then you need to tribute for it. If you want to have 4k damage without tributing, you have to skirt the dangerzone of 2000 LP.

4) Having zero monsters is a terrible form of counterplay. Would you take out your goalie just because Gretzky promised not to score on an empty net? Hell no, because another player would just skate in and score. If to counter a single monster, you have to put yourself into a terrible situation, that's not good. Maybe if it was an entire archetype that required you to summon monsters.
2. Still a tribute summon, requiring field set up and unless you tribute a Maju monster, it's not even as good as Legendary Maju Garzett assuming most monsters are lvl 3+ monsters have at least 900 attack, Even a lvl 10 monster just needs 3k attack to be better.


Not to mention, it's also Spell/Trap bounce or monster bounce if you have 1 Maju card out.

4. Yes it's Lava Golem, originally was tribute "1" then I thought, well that becomes really OP because with tribute "2" I'd need to at least be facing 2 monsters for it to become a lava golem. Should I make it require 3 tributes to make it even more difficult to summon?


The tributing is what makes Golem strong. It's removal. Lava Golem is balanced because it gives your opponent a 3k damage monster.

5. Half LP at 4k starting LP? it's 2k attack. Plus it's a constant effect, so any LP damage that your opponent takes effectively lowers its attack. If it was equal to the battle damage you took, then it could get really absurd attack points. But it's your call.


We're going to switch to 8K at some point. Probably when we get good decks and start OTKing each other at 4k.

7. Remove it from the field using Non-destruction effects. Namely things that send to graveyard, shuffle into deck, return to hand or banish. Alternatively, use cards that remove XYZ material from it which do exist. But yes I can admit that it can become a problem very quickly if you can't take care of it. But then again it can only attack once per turn and does no battle damage, so the easiest way to deal with this card is to summon no monsters and force it to use up Material.


Having zero monsters on the field is terrible strategy. You can summon another monster to deal damage.
My op-onions on the cards (calling them by number because on phone)

1. More like Lesser Cyber Dragon.

2. Holy poop snacks. Lets assume I'm playing inmatos with that card. I cherry into 2 inmatos and get mystic tomato out. That's an easy 3k. If trains existed in TCG, 9k damage. Consistently. Hell, you don't even need trains. Just tragodia/exodius, or whatever they're called.

3. No clue what a level 9 tuner can be used for. Phone is too bum to look.

4. More like more OP Lava Golem. Holy hell. That's absurd removal.

5. Making it a direct attack is okay. Like a tuner-fader. Half LP is pretty crazy, tho.

6. I think this is fine.

7. Never. Too many lives.

8. Can not be destroyed by battle. Up to 3500 ATK with 5 attacks. I know it'll be hard to put it on the field but what the duck.

9. More cannot be destroyed by battle. This ruins proud independent monster decks who don't need no S/T.
What confused me is why he used parenthesis around "self-proclaimed".


In this context, they're used as though they are saying "Despite being self-proclaimed".
That is wrong. I don't know where you got that information but I never ever implied that. You find where I said that and then I might agree with you, but from what I remember I never gave any impression that I was an expert at the game. I have no idea where you pulled that from.

Do not make assumptions about me that you do not have facts to back up your claims.

Anyway, it doesn't matter since the card is broken beyond belief, but I can see a card like that being made in the game.


Scarifar was talking about himself, tho...?

In Happiness 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
As you awaken, you notice everything around you is amiss. The air is cool. Not cold, but uncomfortable to be in. Despite this, the air is humid enough to also be uncomfortable. The only thing around you was trash and concrete. The room you were in, if it could even be called a room, was the size of a small house. Trash littered its corners. Mostly empty cans, broken wood, and other useless items. The frigid bed that you have been sleeping in for some unknown amount of time wasn't comfortable in the slightest. The rough concrete made it difficult to lie on. Not to mention, there were no pillows, nor a blanket to keep you warm at night. On your wrist was a bandage; it was also where your body had hurt the most. Unless you slept in a bad position, however.

Despite this, in the middle of the room was a box. The only light in the room was shining upon it. There was nothing appearing to be special on the box. It was simply corrugated cardboard. It was the only thing in the room that your adjusting eyes could be making out.



@drewccapp Room 16
As you awoke, you noticed that your box was damaged, as if packed in a hurry. Within your box were two cans of soup. Both of them seemed to be in healthy order; no bursting at the seams of the can. Besides the cans of soup, there lay a single litre of water. It was in a large plastic bottle and there were no impurities within the water. Then, underneath the food and water, there was a single cloth covering something. Within the cloth was a box cutter beginning to rust away.

Finally, there was the phone. The smooth appearance of it was nice and it had a red star hanging from it. It turned itself on and gave a quick chime, as if getting a text message. The screen was filled with words.

Hiya! How are ya? Ill be your guide! Nice to meetcha! I see youre new here so lets start with an ez mission! Hmm hmmm hmmmm... Found one. Borrow something from someone~ ヽ(≧ω≦)ノ make sure you ask~




@RedXCross Room 7
As you awoke, you noticed that your box was damaged, as if packed in a hurry. Within your box were two cans of soup. Both of them seemed to be in healthy order; no bursting at the seams of the can. Besides the cans of soup, there lay a single litre of water. It was in a large plastic bottle and there were no impurities within the water. Then, underneath the food and water, there was a single cloth covering something. Within the cloth was a revolver. Though, firing this revolver would be a different story. There was no ammunition. None at all. Four out of the six chambers had been welded shut. It was as if you were given a dangerous looking paperweight.

Finally, there was the phone. The smooth appearance of it was nice and it had half of a plastic heart hanging from it. It turned itself on and gave a quick chime, as if getting a text message. The screen was filled with words.

Hiya! How are ya? Ill be your guide! Nice to meetcha! I see youre new here so lets start with an ez mission! Hmm hmmm hmmmm... Found one. Find your soulmate! ( ≧▽≦)ノシ kya~ how cute!




@tatszico Room 10
As you awoke, you noticed that box. Within your box were two cans of soup. Both of them seemed to be in healthy order; no bursting at the seams of the can. Besides the cans of soup, there lay a single litre of water. It was in a large plastic bottle and there were no impurities within the water. Under the food was a plastic box. Upon opening the second box, there was a syringe along with seven tiny bottles. Four logos were on the top of the tiny jars. Two of them were skulls with crossed bones, two were of a caduceus rod, two were of multiple Zs and one had the words 'You Monster" written upon it.

Finally, there was the phone. The smooth appearance of it was nice, along with a skull hanging from one of the corners. It turned itself on and gave a quick chime, as if getting a text message. The screen was filled with words.

Hiya! How are ya? Ill be your guide! Nice to meetcha! I see youre new here so lets start with an ez mission! Hmm hmmm hmmmm... Found one. Make a friend! (; ̄▽ ̄) maybe a little bit too easy~




@Jinxer Room 2
As you awoke, you noticed that box. Within your box were two cans of soup. Both of them seemed to be in healthy order; no bursting at the seams of the can. Besides the cans of soup, there lay a single litre of water. It was in a large plastic bottle and there were no impurities within the water. Under the food was a small plastic bag. Within the bag were two small bullets. The bullets would be useful, but there were nothing to fire them with.

Finally, there was the phone. The smooth appearance of it was nice, along with half of a plastic heart hanging from the corner. It turned itself on and gave a quick chime, as if getting a text message. The screen was filled with words.

Hiya! How are ya? Ill be your guide! Nice to meetcha! I see youre new here so lets start with an ez mission! Hmm hmmm hmmmm... Found one. Find your soulmate! ( ≧▽≦)ノシ kya~ how cute!




@Darkwolfsoul010 Room 9
As you awoke, you noticed that box. Within your box were two cans of soup. Both of them seemed to be in healthy order; no bursting at the seams of the can. Besides the cans of soup, there lay a single litre of water. It was in a large plastic bottle and there were no impurities within the water. Under the supplies, a single mattock lay there. Its weight would be the most dangerous part about it.

Finally, there was the phone. The smooth appearance of it was nice, along with a bauble of a queen. It turned itself on and gave a quick chime, as if getting a text message. The screen was filled with words.

Hiya! How are ya? Ill be your guide! Nice to meetcha! I see youre new here so lets start with an ez mission! Hmm hmmm hmmmm... Found one. Help someone! ( ^ω^)ノ how nice~


Despite the nonthreatening tone of the text, something was amiss in your room. You could smell something; the putrid sweetness of outside. It would be a familiar scent, but to what? It smelled as if something was horribly wrong.



@KahleenCuthald Room 14
As you awoke, you noticed that your box was damaged, as if packed in a hurry. Within your box were two cans of soup. Both of them seemed to be in healthy order; no bursting at the seams of the can. Besides the cans of soup, there lay a single litre of water. It was in a large plastic bottle and there were no impurities within the water. Then, underneath the food and water, there was a single cloth covering something. Within the cloth was a dull hatchet. A useful tool, but not quite effective.

Finally, there was the phone. The smooth appearance of it was nice and it had a figure of a sad man hanging from it. It turned itself on and gave a quick chime, as if getting a text message. The screen was filled with words.

Hiya! How are ya? Ill be your guide! Nice to meetcha! I see youre new here so lets start with an ez mission! Hmm hmmm hmmmm... Oh... Whats this? Your birthday happened while you were sleeping~ Happy Birthday~! ☆ミヾ(∇≦((ヾ(≧∇≦)〃))≧∇)ノ彡☆ Do whatever you want just for today~ Go to a dropoff to collect your present~




@teaistasty A Toilet
As you awaken, however, you were stuck on the toilet. Not doing private things, however. Blood was all around the stall. Whether it was yours or another person's was unknown. Everything smelled extremely salty, as if the sea was piped into this room. Instead of having a box containing necessary supplies, outside of the stall was bloody corpse with their head was mashed against a wall and a metal pipe lodged into their spine. They were clutching tightly to what little supplies they had when they died. Within were 3 litres of water, 2 cans of soup, some unopened chocolate, and a bloody phone with the bauble of a zero. You couldn't remember anything in the past week.

As you got near the phone, a familiar chime sounded.

...


Nothing appeared on the phone. The chime sounded again.

...


Nothing. Finally, the third and final chime sounded.

Welcome back. Make this unhappy man beside you happy.



@The Irish Tree

So Irish... Since your a tree DO YOU GET WOOD?

*bad joke is bad*


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