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Psst: the ping doesn't work. I think they don't notify people if you tag more than, like, five people or somethin'.


It only pings the first ten people pinged, so I was left out.

Feels bad man
No, we need Tommy Wiseau in a zombie apocalypse.


He would last forever. The man is practically a zombie already. A ripped zombie that is upsettingly ripped because he spent months alone in a desert with a soloflex as his only companion.
Who wants to set a trap with a bag of coins to catch Kazue?




Chihaiten Academy


In an obscene turn of luck (perhaps orchestrated by some higher power), the three had managed to be placed in the same class. Hearing Hisano suggest that they walk together was a huge relief - it was validation that she had made friends. Her mission was a success. In her first day at Chihaiten, she had made two friends. It was a remarkable improvement, considering how it took two months in junior high to make one friend and an infinite of time in elementary.

Without any further delay, Midori went to pick her seat. She let the Noah and Hisano pick before her, mostly because she herself was too afraid to pick a seat and get the seats around her stolen. Midori finally decided on the seat between Hisano and Noah.

Upon sitting at her seat, Midori realized something; she had never told Noah her name. How could they be friends if name-knowing was only one way? She turned around to face Noah, but instantaneously turned back around. Due to the diagonal the three formed, Noah appeared to be surrounded by a massive slab of meat. While Midori wanted to make friends, the mammoth of a man directly behind Noah made it difficult to converse in that general direction.

Instead, Midori kept to herself. Her lunchboxes were the only company she would have right now. She would wait until the seats became more filled to gain more friends, as she didn't want to look at that muscle-monster.






Absence. That was the only way to describe Kazue. In fact, that singular word described both her reputation and her current state of mind. She was rarely seen by the guild. Only those who sought to investigate jobs suddenly vanishing from the board were given clues on her existence. In fact, only a select few of both guilds knew her face. Most people who did know of her only knew of her as a money-grubbing ninja. A fact that, for all intents and purposes, was 100% correct. But in her current state, Kazue's mind was empty. She needed focus.

She never had the luxury of dwelling on the little things. She always had to focus on her next plan and scheme. Preparations were everything - especially for today. Of course, sometimes preparations made little sense. For example, hiding inside of a bush for the past hour.

With nothing on her mind, time seemed to slip and fade. She was in perfect concentration for hunting. And hunting she did. All she needed was for her prey to get closer. The prey had been skulking around this bush for some time, but had never reached close enough to the bush. Of course, Kazue's luck was about to change. Perhaps out of curiosity, perhaps out of carelessness, her prey walked closer and closer to the bush.

In one fell swoop, Kazue's stagnant mind awoke. She quickly began to think - all possible escape plans for the beast. Almost instantly, she grabbed shuriken from her bags. Like a bolt of lightning, the shuriken quickly struck around the beast, causing it to jump up in shock. The leaping Kazue, still in mid-air, grabbed the beast by the nape of its neck.

"Mraooow!" The beast had exclaimed.

In one fell swoop, Kazue lightly dug her hand along the ground, allowing for her momentum to shift and her legs to come in to stop her short flight. She looked at her prey triumphantly. This kitty had done well to evade others for so long, but compared to a master ninja? Nothing but a mere trifle - a joke.

Of course, confused bystanders looked at Kazue awkwardly. There was just a cat in the middle of town and someone jumped out of a bush, grabbing the cat and throwing little metal stars on the ground? It was an awkward situation. Nobody made eye-contact. Nobody wanted to acknowledge what had just transpired.

With cat in hand, Kazue quickly ran away.

The reward, of course, was 5000. A nominal amount of money. Though, her employer was confused when he turned away to grab the money, they realized the reward was already gone and Kazue had been replaced by a log.




But of course, it was time for the big announcement. The S-class trial. A large crowd was gathering - Kazue was no good with crowds. For the solitary life of a ninja, crowds were simply just a way to escape detection. It would be obvious that Kazue would be in disguise. A near-perfect disguise, in fact. Everything was changed about her. Her long gold hair had been replaced by a short black pixie-cut. Where her hair had went? Unknown. Her clothing could only be described as cute and non-ninja like. She even had a mask on - a perfect reproduction of a human face, making her look as though she actually displayed emotion. Though, the mask only had the singular emotion of smug. Of course, her disguise wasn't perfect - she was still extraordinarily short.

Despite this, she blended in perfectly with the crowd. Mostly because she was too short to be seen within it. In fact, she didn't even need the disguise.

She eagerly awaited the announcement - an S-class trial would let her become an S-class mage. Then, she could take on even harder jobs for even more money. She salivated at the thought.
I find it funny everybody calls Yoshi a child even though she's not that short by Japanese standards its just most everybody else so damn tall lol


She's 15, Merv. She's a child.
What about the rest of her opinions on the other guys?


have you ever fucked up so badly that you managed to update the relationships in your character bin and completely forget to update the CHAR section version?

I have.
I'll introduce Kazue when the 5 o'clock announcement happens IC. It's the ninja way to not be found, after all.

Shinobi Technique: Lazy Motherfucker
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