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Time: Night
Location: Ember Grove University Parking Lot
Interaction with: @Tae Maeve

"You have got to be kidding…" Alexander stopped his car before letting out a low growl. He backed the car into a spot before quickly getting out to look at the windshield covered in what he immediately sniffed out to be a mixture of paint and Chemical V. "A child did this?" Alexander's eyes followed the small figure entering the University… on a skateboard. His eyes narrowed.

"I will kill th-" A soft-spoken woman suddenly spoke at his side. She had been quiet and swift when approaching her leader. His interruption was just as swift.

"No. If the men do their job correctly, whoever that is will find death without your help…" His eyes had remained on the building before facing the female. "Were there any complications?"

"No. We got about a dozen tonight."

"Good. Now grab a partner and get this mess cleaned…" Alexander held a cold look at first before smiling. He tossed his keys to the female. "Then you can have it for the night. I expect it back in New Paeonia by dusk tomorrow." The old vampire informed. He then looked to Maeve's vehicle that was just pulling up. He expected some sort of verbal jab, but instead, she offered to give him a ride. He flashed a friendly smile and proceeded to get into the passenger's seat. "I assume I owe you now…" Alexander glanced at the box truck leaving while two female vampires moved to enter the university in order to get the needed supplies to remove the paint from the windshield.

"I think a nice tip will do to make us even Ms. Brannigan. If you happened to drink the wine back there…" Alexander took an exaggerated deep inhale before exhaling "...and you definitely did. All you would need is to die and voila! Maeve is reborn anew! You would be just like a phoenix. My phoenix of course." Alexander joked, but he wasn't lying either. He respected Maeve and had grown fond of her, but as long as she was not one of his own, he was unable to completely ensure her safety from his and his people's activities.


Time: Night
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction with: @Tae Maeve, @Potter Shay, @princess Angel, @Milkman Finn, @Helo Elias

"Triple? Ms. Brannigan, I would never stop someone for overpaying for my work…." Alexander's eyes darted towards exhibition entrance as five men entered, all casually dressed. One might have taken them for students, though these five were familiar nor enrolled. Alexander's eyes met one of theirs from across the room. The man gave a swift nod before three of them spread themselves among those in attendance. The other two, just remained close to the entrance. "All I request is that you leave this venue after your purchase… A woman like yourself shouldn't get too mixed up in this kind of crowd. And I'm really looking forward to playing a game or two with you."

Alexander remained cryptic, but he was sure she knew what he was getting at. During this entire event he had worn a fake smile to be as welcoming as he could, but now his smile was genuine. The vampire was looking forward to what would occur in the next few minutes. Even if he wouldn't be there to participate. He cleared his throat and turned from Maeve to address his guests.

"I am so grateful for how many of you came to look upon my artwork! Truly! I almost want to not make this my last exhibition, but unfortunately, I must move on from this passion and onto others! The exhibition has not ended just yet, but I must leave early to attend to some personal matters. The artwork will stay up for the next hour. If you wish to purchase a piece, speak to Charles at the entrance or Demetri here who is currently selling a piece as I speak! Some of the remaining paintings will be donated to the university! The one that was artfully drawn on is up for bid starting at one dollar! There will also be more cheese and some of the better quality wine coming in shortly. Now, as much as I would love to partake, I bid you farewell, hope you all enjoy your evenings and live it to the fullest!" Alexander gave a quick wave before making his exit.

"Oh uh Ms. Brannigan… I didn't know you were here. The painting is currently priced at eight grand. I can begin having it wrapped right now." Demetri was attempting to speed up the transaction. He was aware of who Maeve was, and knew she had the funds to buy the pieces available. There was also the fact that he was trying to get her out of the exhibition quickly so she was not caught at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Four more men entered with fresh wine and assorted cheese. Alexander walked the campus grounds, now alone and feeling accomplished. It had been a fine night. He would even get to drive his vehicle home. As he entered the parking lot, he noticed about a dozen women packing the last of the many long boxes into the back of a box truck. He smiled in their direction before entering his car.

"I think I should start being more progressive… The men do the dirty work and the women prepare the food… God, I am always behind the times." Alexander jokingly complained as he pulled out of his spot and drove away with the box truck following. In two minutes, the eleven vampires at the exhibition would spring their attack on all in attendance.


Time: Dusk
Location: Operation Humanity Base
Interaction with: @Andreyich Valentin



That leftover Taco Bell wasn't too bad. Something you want to eat fresh though… And I'm 90 percent sure it was Angel's… She'll forgive me if she ever finds out it was me. I think.

Sean popped a stick of spearmint gum into his mouth as he headed to the Trotter's office… Empty. He could have texted Valentin again but opted to just head to the conference room instead. He did mention others, so that room would be the likely setting for whatever plan he wanted to suggest. As he entered the room, Valentin was just starting to explain how to get this Finn kid. He was the subject matter expert when it came to how to deal with supernatural at the university. His mention of other agents in the vicinity piqued his curiosity. He had just woke up, but he tried to always remain informed of current operations.

While waiting for the contract hunter to finish with his briefing of what he thought was best for a capture mission, Sean shared a brief look with Colonel Trotter. No matter how many times he saw the man, Sean witnessed the same look. It was as if that serious and unpleasant look never left the colonel's face.

"Hey Val, who's at the university right now. You mentioned agents already on the campus. Maybe we can use them in this operation."

"Angel and Remy. I'm not sure why they are wandering freely Agent Stone, but it would behoove you to reign in our assets. Especially those two…. Valentin, good work. You may be a contractor, but you and most times Sean bring innovation to the table. In-group, you heard the man. I need two Out-group agents to approach the roommate convince him to cooperate and two more to gather some DNA from Michael Cooper… If there are no further questions, head out."

There were a few "yes sirs" amongst the group before feet started moving. Sean remained with his eyes on Trotter.

"I know you tacked the two ladies as my responsibility, but you can't expect me to play babysitter when we have ops to run. Aren't the agents that were experimented on supposed to make the job easier?"

"Are you volunteering for enhancements? If not, get moving and protect the assets who have them." Trotter said coldly as he moved to make his exit from the conference room.

Enhancements. That's what some of the brass and scientists called it now. Sean stuck to the proper term, experiments. Sean didn't know the ins and outs of all of it, but he was sure the whole thing was fucked up. Remy was proof enough that children were used and Angel was proof that it was not exactly consensual or what it was made out to be. Even with all the side effects and risk of death due to "complications," there was a bit of temptation. The enemy was stronger, faster, more resilient. Any edge over them was considered. The only downside that really turned Sean off was becoming the property of Operation Humanity. Despite what others said, you were no longer an agent. You were property, equipment, an "asset" with no freedom.

In Avalia 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Late Afternoon
Location: Roshmi Grand Hall
Interaction with: @Tae Torvi


Umber kept up his friendly smile as he guided Torvi across the dance floor.

"Torvi… It's always wonderful to be introduced to someone with a name I've never encountered. It shows that life still has new things to offer me." He commented before continuing to move to the music with grace. This form that Aklenroth had given him was so easy to use. Fewer arms, fewer eyes, no tail, and he could comfortably fit through entryways. The most difficult addition was the mouth. The only thing he had learned was to smile. He had been told that it was all he would need when emoting, but he disagreed. The faces of many of his victims contorted in many unique ways and he doubted a smile could replace all of them. Then again, he had heard that joy could be found anywhere.

When Torvi asked about the ball's host, he looked up towards "Vaeril," seated at the upper level of the ballroom with a blank expression. When his gaze returned to Torvi, his smile returned. He had already identified her as a human, but perhaps she could lead him to more. He would engage her in conversation and present himself as trustworthy.

"You sound as if you fancy him. Vaeril… I didn't become acquainted with him until about half a century ago, but I can only speak positively of him. He's an elf that is very out of his time. You know, the type that wishes to shape the world for the better the best they can, but they are just much too late… This ball means a lot to him. A chance to find those who might have a likeness of mind… I want to help him find people who believe in what he does and I believe there are some in attendance… Those who believe that it's only natural that all things fear death."

Umber had rambled... or did he. If he wanted to find rebels and make them trust him, he had to act like one himself. He couldn't be blatant or wait for his prey. He needed to bait them like a hunter using a call or urine to lure them into a false sense of familiarity and comfort. Umber did not have the ability to use his illusions, but a silver tongue worked just as well.




Time: Late Afternoon
Location: Roshmi Grand Hall
Interaction: @Tae Azriel



Darius had been having fun speaking to Azriel, but that hadn't stopped him from feeling a little down about not having run into another human since arriving in Avalia. Her answer about Jack, was honestly one he didn't quite understand. Everyone had something off to say about this Jack guy. There were never positive things said about him, which led Darius to believe that the guy might not be mentally fit. Darius was aware the DROMs weren't selective when choosing what to pull into Avalia. Anything and anyone was fair game.

His idea of Jack's inability was quickly pushed aside by Azriel's next statement. Her mention of several humans being identified at the ball caused him to stop in his tracks. He stared into her eyes in his silent shock. He had been told previously not to expect any humans to be here, and according to Azriel Umber had found several.

"What… Several?" Darius said in a hushed voice that was on the verge of coming out at a normal volume that would carry his words to other ears. He noticed they were still among dancing couples and started up dancing again, his face appearing pensive beneath his mask. He wanted to pull her off to the side and ask her a thousand questions before finding Umber and asking a thousand more. Maybe if I make some kind of announcement. They'll listen and then we can all catch the next Amora back to the castle. Then we'll all be on our way home.

Calm yourself… And you were doing so well in this tense environment, Darius. Answer me. If there are humans… Malgormuun's voice interrupted his scattered thoughts. If there are humans…

Then there are rebels… And that means I can't expose myself. I have to keep a cool head and try to locate more if they're here.

Good… The angel's words have reminded you that this is no time for leisure. You have an objective! Focus, Darius… The demon's voice faded with those final words.

He had kept his eyes on Azriel's while briefly mentally conversing with the demon, Malgormuun.

"And we'll find them all. Every single one, along with those that are hiding them." His voice was both confident and serious. "Any tips on what to look for?"



Time: Dusk
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction with: @Tae Maeve

The idea of writing poetry almost caused the old vampire sigh. He’d tried that in the late 1400s, but he didn’t find it to be overly fulfilling on its own. To Alexander, poetry was like a great condiment you could apply to other arts of life. And even if he found a style that would sate his yearning for new mastery, he had wanted to try something a bit outside of his scope. Something new… Well new for him. Alexander was a bit behind on the times, which meant his bucket list for new hobbies seemed endless. Almost three millennia and he had only started about a half-century ago. He would probably be 4 thousand before he ever got around to mastering basketball.

However, he couldn’t allow himself to hang on that, the most important matter at the moment was the girl. Sure, he hadn’t put too much pressure on his clan to find the escaped Shay Knight, but he couldn’t allow her to venture freely. If she fled the county in fear, fine. If she was dead, perfect. What he didn’t want was a situation where she lingered in the area. Alexander was sure Operation Humanity had a faint idea of his clan’s activities and surely his identity, but he did not need some fifth-rate witch spreading the word of his in-house operations.

“Lost lover? Lost, yes.” Alexander peered once to his left and then once to his right before speaking gently with a slight grin while slightly closing the distance between the two. “She’s not one of yours I can assure you. And she can’t compare, I promise, but she is like yourself… If you look behind you, at your eight o’clock, there she is. Painted to perfection about to be purchased on a bid, Shay Knight. Escaped my custody about a week ago. I figured she'd run to a coven for protection.” Alexander studied the young woman that was bidding with the wealthier gentleman who had shown a desire for the painting since first walking in. The girl appeared to be a student. It would be an oddity if she could afford the painting, but Alexander was aware of how looks could be deceiving as he was a prime example himself. As Maeve looked onward, he piped up. ”Billiards. My new hobby will be billiards.” He announced evenly.


Time: Dusk
Location: Operation Humanity Base
Interaction with: @Andreyich Valentin



Oh he’s here? Damn, you’d think a witch was charming me with luck. Sean smirked at his phone as he had just left a brief briefing regarding the Coopers. Besides a bit of a history lesson on the pack, Sean didn’t learn of anything too out of the ordinary about Michael and Finn. If anything, Sean was starting to think Colonel Trotter just had a vendetta, a justifiable one, but still a grudge. While traversing the halls, Sean decided to type up a reply to his colleague.

Perfect timing then. I’m at the base as well and can meet up with you and the colonel.Can’t wait to see what you got cooked up.
Sean put his phone in his pocket and proceeded towards a break room to get his hand on a quick snack. Then, he’d head for Trotter’s office.
In Avalia 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Time: Late Afternoon
Location: Roshmi Grand Hall
Interaction: @Tae Azriel


Angel of death? Now that's a badass title. I gotta earn my own while I'm here. Darius placed his freehand at the small of her back. Avoiding touching her wings seemed like common sense. You're not supposed to ruffle a bird's feathers, so why would you ruffle the ones of a woman who was friendly with a frightening demon.

"Jack? I actually never got to meet the guy. He can take the slot for normal. Just think of me as the… hm?" Darius smiled as he pretended to ponder. "How about the better one? Handsome one?" Darius chuckled which caused him to get distracted enough to miss a beat.

When he had first approached Azriel, he could tell his words stunned her a bit, but in a good way. If he could have a good time while in turn granting her the same, then perhaps tonight he could say he didn't find any rebels or humans, but he sure as hell found a friend.

"Sorry, I got distracted." He said with his head down as he tried to correct their offbeat steps to the music playing. Once he thought he got them back on track, his eyes met hers again. "Where is this Jack guy anyway? I haven't had the chance to meet anyone like him yet… But hey, you're just as good if not better, but you know what I mean, right? Sometimes I feel like I might be the last one left." Darius' voice quieted as his smile faded at his own negative outlook on the situation. He had been in Avalia for almost two weeks and hadn't even seen another human. Was this place just that vast? Were there just not many humans left? Or perhaps he was the opposite of what he claimed he was. Unlucky.

In Avalia 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Late Afternoon
Location: Roshmi Grand Hall
Interaction with: @Tae Torvi, Azriel, @Alivefalling Aklenroth, and @Eviledd1984 O'ner


Umber smirked as he watched Belladonna's reaction to her female companion stepping away from their table whilst following her bat-shaped paper slip.This fool is just sad… The rebels should have kept this one away from this ball… A being that is a stranger to their own emotions lacks the capacity to reign those emotions in when they're let loose. And like the monster I am, I lure them away from you. I move them how I'd like to… I become their master and therefore I become yours. Umber had never known Torvi was a human until Belle's emotional spike and actions towards her after his bait of a threat was cast.

"Aklenroth, Azriel, Xenelith, O'ner… I have confirmed another human… blonde, a bit taller, mask is adorned with flowers and two horns. A gown of white… with shades of gray and black… she is coming my way… That is all for now."

Umber shifted his gaze away over to Azriel and Darius when he noticed Belladonna's companion coming his way. He didn't want to show that he had been keeping an eye on the two… confirmed… humans. And though he only looked to his pupil as a false distraction, he found himself captured by what he witnessed.

An eyebrow raised as he caught Azriel's reaction to Darius' approach. An emotion struck her that sent a shiver up his spine. His eyes locked on Darius who was just now taking her hand. He was puzzled and therefore he was also interested.

Hmmmm… This human… These humans… So much to offer… So much to take from them... This Darius
... Hmm… I believe I see why Aklenroth held onto this one. Jack is but a demon in human form. Able to kill with no remorse. A soldier that can slay many enemies. But Darius… His charisma can make him a...
Umber's thoughts were interrupted by Torvi's sudden words. He faced her and gave her a friendly smile.

"It would be my pleasure to have you as my first partner. My acquaintances call me Caius." Umber took a bow before taking Torvi's hand. He led her into a slow gentle dance and seemed to be extremely light on his feet. Her being another human made him curious. He wanted to dig into that mind of hers. He wanted to know her fears, her sorrow, her pain. It took a moment, but Umber could feel what she was trying to keep down… It was as if she was attempting to keep her head above water. Treading water well. Yes, she was good at it. She had years of experience. But Umber had a feeling that he would only need to add a little more weight onto her heart to watch her drown in her dread.



Time: Dusk
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction with: @Tae Maeve

When approached, Alexander had collected himself just enough to appropriately greet her.

"Yes, at most this evening has treated me fairly well. And it's always lovely to see you as well, Maeve." Alexander took her hand and planted a kiss on it. And though he straightened up, her hand remained in his. It's a shame you declined my offer to join my clan. There is much I would sacrifice to turn you… Perhaps you'll change your mind in a century or two. He released her hand from his gentle grasp. "I didn't think you would grace this campus with your presence, even with the temptation of viewing and possibly the last of my artwork." Alexander stated rather smugly. "But since you're here, I have an inquiry about a woman you may have run into."


Time: Dusk
Location: Operation Humanity Base
Interactions: @Andreyich Valentin
Mentions: @princess Angel, @masterducky Remy



A loud yawn broke the silence within the Operation Humanity base outside of Ember Grove, at what was a quiet and undisturbed workspace. Beneath the desk of the office workspace, rolled out a man tucked away in a sleeping bag. He crawled from his makeshift bed wearing nothing but a t-shirt, boxers, and socks as he rubbed his eyes. The first thing he did was grab his cellphone and look through his messages as he sloppily put some shorts before going forth to complete his first few daily objectives. This included brushing his teeth, washing his face, emptying his bladder, and putting on some clothes that he could actually operate in.

After several minutes, Sean was dressed and spun up on the recent significant activities occurring in Ember Grove. The most important being the arrival of a werewolf that Trotter had created a targeting packet on. Seeing the word 'Capture' alone on the forwarded document pertaining to Finn Cooper caused Sean to immediately look at what Finn was classified as. A sigh escaped him.

A werewolf… and a pureblood at that. Capturing a werewolf wasn't easy. For one they could blend in with humans so much better than vampires. Sean had heard stories of people knowing a werewolf for years before discovering what they were. But hey, if you knew what you were looking for, there was only so much one could do to evade a persistent hunter.

Sean walked from his office space, wearing black cargo pants, brown and black hiking boots, with a plain brown t-shirt tucked into his pants. His destination would be the intelligence division, where he'd ask for further information on Finn Cooper. The Ember Grove University campus was a good start, but he doubted the kid would remain there long. The sun had just gone down, and finding the wolf while remaining vigilant of other threats would prove difficult. That meant he might have to reach out to one of the other hunters.

His choices were interesting at the moment. Colonel Trotter had grouped the hunters to operate in different settlements in the area. Ember Grove had been designated as the crowned jewel of sorts. Some of his colleagues on base had made note of how ragtag the group was. Sean would argue that fact made them quite versatile. He was aware of the contractor known as Valentin worked at the university as a professor.

Maybe I can get the big guy to do some of the mundane stuff in locating the kid… I can worry about the capture part. He seems more like the type that would be better at putting many silver rounds in the wolf.

He sent a secure message to Valentin's phone that simply asked, Do you have any leads on Finn Cooper? I'm on my way from base. Figured you would be on top of the situation first.

Sean thought of Remy and as well as Angel but then disregarded the two. They had their strengths, but Sean felt it was much too early to deal with what he considered to be their weaknesses. Together, the two experiments could pile up variables up to the moon if one didn't utilize them properly. Even then, you would have to ensure several contingencies were put in place. For now, he would avoid the two ladies.
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