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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Dark Light@Crossfire
I'm down with whatever.
@The 42nd Gecko
Appropriate edits.
Eve
Fleeing...

That was a mech-suit. Oh boy.

Eve contemplated her situation, especially as the hurricane left the field a few seconds before. She was safe from the chains that could bind her, kudos Leviathan, but she actually contemplated what she could do next considering everything going on. There was a mech suit attcking what was once her prey, a giant ice spike rushing towards the factory, a bull-lady attacking a giant metal... thing, and a bunch of Eos clones around and causing a ton of damage. Not a fun sight, it seems. With all this chaos, Eve really just wanted to get away.

No, y'know what? She didn't just want to get away, she was going to get away. If she dive-bombed anything, she'd probably die, and everything around just seemed... too disorderly, even for her, and she loved the sweet-ass smell of chaos. It was the only way to fight. Besides, Ciel looked like she had everything under control with her ultimate powers of Zodiac-shit and what-have-you.

As Eve made her decision, she swooped around and began to flee from the battle. Maybe next battle she could team-up with Syphax and show off what harpies can really do.



As quickly as the beast arrived, it left, and a sad face washed over Lillian. She really wanted to see how large the bones of the... 'Leviathan'- at least that's what it's entry was in the Notebook - was. Alas, the page would remain unfinished until she saw the magnificent beast once more. Enough lollygagging, though. Things probably need healing outside, and Lillian had to go give those heals to whatever she could. It was time to actually get in the front lines of this pointless war and give some of those he- "OUCH!"

"God... my fuckin' head... who - WHO THA' FUCK PUT UP THIS DAMN INVIS'BLE WALL??!" Lillian shouted as she ran into the barrier put up by Ciel as she tried to go and heal anyone for the Machina on the battlefield. She couldn't exactly leave the entrance of the factory because of that barrier, and instead she had to just deal with the fact that she could watch outside of the entrance. It was all that she could do, really.

And she was fine with that.

Medics are supposed to stay alive so they can heal, and the barrier would hopefully keep her safe from anything... was that a flying icicle with a... 'thing' riding it?
@Flamelord
Fair point.

@Lmpkio
I yearn for the day.

@KoL
In my defense on the whole "Disobeying Orders" business, Lillian was concerned about why Eos was buffing, so she went to investigate. THEN she was told to do shit, which she went to do but was stopped because of the Leviathan's intrusion catching her eye, and in the post that I'll likely drop tonight, I'll continue with Lillian's misadventures in the factory.

@The 42nd Gecko[and anyone else]
If my input matters, Eve was made on a whim. She's currently what I'd say is the strongest out of my list of characters.

Bonesword - Has yet to prove any use aside from taking a ton of flowers down and "drinking" tons of alcohol. Main draw is that he has no defense whatsoever, and that annoys me greatly. I long to get him acquainted with a shield.
Abigail - Useless outside of being a mediocre ranged attacker, which sucks because I wish she could do a bit more other than that. I really shouldn't have had her do any character building last battle in hindsight.
Kermit - I can't properly judge based on experience, but he's not good outside of possibly being a trump card. If he somehow can control Grafdakka, then we have a good situation, but if he controls someone like Miyu...
Lillian - Not meant for direct damage, rather AoE healing and shit. Unfortunately, I really wish I had realized that healing is useless as fuck in this setting.

I swear if I ever manage to create one final character (plausible b/c Summer Vacation and moving to a new house is almost done), it'll be a Machina who can actually do shit. I feel like I limit myself so heavily with powers, and I want to change that.

Edit: Please no arguing if it happens. I don't want to stir up negativity.
@Flamelord
That's amazingly sadistic.

@The 42nd Gecko
True. Maybe Lillian will eventually graduate to a Witch Doctor instead of her current Normal Doctor self.
@Lmpkio
I thought it was the size of Godzilla. Healing is now more plausible.

Also, even if it self-heals, more healing wouldn't hurt, would it?
@Lmpkio
I'd ask if you'd mind having Lillian nearby and providing some passive healing, but Unit-T is massive compared to Lillian, and friendly fire might be an issue.
You guys ever have that feeling like you have no idea what you should do? I'm getting that feeling right now.

I'm thinking that I should have Eve kamikaze Henrietta again, since she turned her back to Eve, but that sounds cheap.

As for Lillian... nobody on the Machina side needs much healing just yet, aside from maybe Tina and the Cloud.

Those were chains. And they were flying FAST. Eve felt the fear rush through her body. If she was hit by these chains, there'd be no way she'd survive the onslaught of what these demons would do to her, especially considering what they'd done to her in the past. She just hoped she could do something to get these chains away from her.

Thankfully, the Leviathan rose up from seemingly nowhere, and Eve got a split-second idea because of it. The general of the harpies dove behind the monstrous beast, and while she was against such a dangerous decision, it made some kind of sense for her to do this. The chains shot by Henrietta and Fran lodged themselves within the flesh of the Leviathan, and Eve was able to continue her flight. A breath of relief escaped her mouth as she quickly rose back into the hurricane and prepared for a strike against another member of the opposing forces.
The PRT Building

Overlook watched as two Jacksons, a shadowy one and the real one, boxed at an imaginary figure. Just like the tapes, Overlook saw that the real one was mimicking the movements of the shadow exactly, which wasn't too surprising considering that they were. Before Jackson could notice, Ruben began to silently mouth what Jackson's shadow was doing, and his voice slowly began to emerge from the silence. "... left left right... block... block right... this is really trippy." Ruben didn't know exactly what each move was, but he did know his lefts and rights... and blocks.



Kyoshi let Jake down and quickly went to cross her arms tightly. She didn't change her stance to indicate any sass, but her arms conveyed some slight sense of it. In actuality, her arms were still sore (and likely bruised) from catching Celia. Kyoshi felt like she was made of metal or something, because she shouldn't have felt so hard in her arms. Regardless, Kyoshi spoke up when Jake brought up his 'Second Vessel'.

"If I may propose, nobody knows what your 'Second Vessel' is yet, but people think that it's some sort of Endbringer. Even Furnace thought it was. In the very least, what you could do is act as some sort of distraction while someone sneaks in and grabs Wisp," Kyoshi started, before continuing on her tangent. "Alternatively, we could destroy the warehouse everyone is in, although that'd make G4M3R pretty damn pissed considering we don't have any sort of funding for such things."
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