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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KoL
Noted. Sorry about that, still a bit drugged on painkillers.

Speaking of those... it's time for another!

The Frog was just as confused as this started. He didn't know what the hell was going on, and to make matters worse, he still had that feeling in his 'gut' that someone was missing. The only thing that he could remember was that the missing person was that they were related to a dog of some sort, but that's it.

As Henry and Fran explained what happened, Frog couldn't help but piece together another part of what was missing, and how it involved Eos. Of course someone like her had enough of a godly power to wipe someone out of existence, and how... overpowered. With this new knowledge, the Frog felt a surging anger within his soul as he entered Hell's throne room, taking a seat in front of the throne, but on the ground in front of the throne is where he sat.

"Eos did it? That's why I can't remember them?! Ohhh, if that doesn't make my anger for the Machina grow!"
Wards - Junior Interrogation (Overlook's PoV)

@ProPro + @Eklispe

Jackson had directed Ruben where to go in order to watch the interrogation, and before the two departed from eachother's company, Ruben requested for a small dog to keep him company next time he went into his room. He'd have to name it something cool, though. Maybe Buster. Or Pete. Or Clancy. Clancy sounded nice.

That was besides the point, however. Ruben wasn't here to just be a deadbeat Thinker, he was here to help out in any way he could, dammit! Even if he couldn't get into the interrogation, maybe he'd be able to provide some sort of help on the other side of the one-way window. If anything, it may at least provide some answers to what his power could unveil.

After staggering to the interrogation room (getting used to the magnetic leg would take some serious time), Ruben finally stood behind the wall in his hoodie, watching the interrogation begin to unfold. "Just gonna hope that they get the message if I see something go awry..."

Ding dong bing bong ya' boy is a lot more sober from his wisdom teeth removal than he was yesterday.

I'm ready to continue whatever is happening, whenever it happens.

Edit: Little does everyone know that when Artoria can be brought back, the Frog will be on the front lines to get her back.
@Crossfire
Whenever we move forward, I should be ready. I'm mostly recovered from my wisdom teeth removal so I'm down to post.

They'll be slightly lower quality though, as I'm still a bit half-baked.

"G4M3R, want me to go and cheese this chump?" Kyoshi asked as she got into a fighting stance, raising a few chunks of the roof out of the ceiling and holding them above her hand. She was ready to throw some concrete at some heads, and while it may not be the best reaction to this situation, she wasn't going to proceed without any approval from their leader.
SpFarce - Farce's Apartment
@Spiffy + @solokolos

"If it'd make you happy." Gaia sarcastically said as she moseyed her way over to the bedroom, rummaging around through her clothes before pulling out a lightweight charcoal hoodie, throwing it on over her torso as she walked back out into the living room. In all honesty, Gaia wasn't phased by having no shirt on, as she really didn't have anything to hide. If anything, there was only a slight bump in the hoodie over her chest, and while she didn't exactly like having it acknowledged, she wasn't going to be triggered by it. Speaking of triggers...

"Letting you guys know this small detail. If Dunn gets shot at all and we don't switch, please ask him how we became what we are. You'll see what I mean when it happens."
Bonesword
~ Intermission ~
@Awesomoman64

Bonesword placed his glass on the bar as he answered Wolf's question about if he was to impale someone again. "Depends, on if anyone here wants to assume that I'm a punching bag for hate." It probably wasn't going to happen, although he could already hear the smarmy voice of Mark in the back calling him out for faking the idea that he could drink. Fuck Mark.

Eh, Wolf being there wasn't the worst thing in the world. If anything, it gave Bonesword a chance to try and become acquainted with someone else in the Machina ranks. He thought that Ni-Mu was trying to offer friendship, but she mysteriously... vanished afterwards. Odd. In any case, Bonesword spoke to him with a slightly more relaxed tone. "You fightin' in the next battle?"
Bonesword
~ Intermission ~

Bonesword, with his journal tucked away in his knapsack, sips away at his kamikaze (with extra salt and on the rocks) as he watches the renovation crew fix up the bar from the nonsensical fight that broke out there. Although it wasn't irregular, to say the least. He'd been in this bar enough times to see more fights than he wished, and he participated in a few of those too. To be honest, him fighting in those fights probably resulted in him having his own reserved seat in the bar. Either that or the simple idea that he comes here to get kamikazes all of the time. It was one or the other.

Curiously, the bartender proposed a question to the skeleton, refilling his glass as she asked. "If you don't mind me asking, what's it like being a demon in a city against your life?" Calmly, Bonesword responded to the question, his eyes slowly climbing up to look at the bartender. "It's rather annoying, since I fight for you guys and all and I'm still treated like dirt, but at least people like you don't seem to judge." The bartender cleaned off a few glasses as she continued the conversation with Bonesword. "As long as you pay, you're free to sit at this bar and drink away your cares." Hyperion needs more people like this bartender.
@Lucius Cypher
Simply the best version of Valhalla.

I'm currently typing a post where Bonesword will be waiting in his reserved bar-stool, wasting time and waiting for action.
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