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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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@gorgenmast@Pepperm1nts I'd like to know if the potential crew members in this post are acceptable.


Approved.

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Still working on my individuals sheet.


Space Jonestown looks good to me. Just be sure to notate that 1,500 for freighter tickets and you're accepted.
Start-up capital: Allow the GM to roll for your credits.


Selenite Industries starts with 3,660 FC
Alright. Thanks for all the good applications guys. I will be away for the rest of the night, but I have named @Pepperm1nts as a co-GM for this RP, as I have years of experience roleplaying with him in the past and trust his judgement. If you have questions or need something, just give him a shout.

@gorgenmast


Yes. Once I thumbs-up an application, consider it accepted and post it in the Characters tab.

@gorgenmast hmm interesting, could I get a roll on some chash'ola and I'll try work a concept from that.


Sure.

Dark Light's outfit starts with 2,760 FC.
Is this still open? I have a few ideas rolling around in my head for an unconventional mining settlement.
cough like a cult cough


Still open and I'm cool with your idea.

@gorgenmast Can players create characters as members of other players' outfits? I feel like that'd help keep things together.


Yes.

@gorgenmast How big is the inflatable structure/how many people can it fit?

EDIT: Also, would you still need a heating system with the inflatable structure, seeing as it's climate-controlled?


It's a flattened dome with an area of... 1,500 square feet seems reasonable. So 44 feet/13.4 meters wide. Probably comes with partitions you can use to create rooms so it should have no problem accommodating up to 5 people with a couple people sharing a room. Less if you like your privacy or want to use some of that space as an office.

As for the climate control system that is included, that will be sufficient to keep the structure halfway comfortable throughout most of the planet's climates and latitudes. But below the 75th parallel (or above the 75th parallel if we're talking about the Arctic Circle), you're going to need something more robust to keep your living spaces livable.
Start-up Capital: Will Let GM Roll the Dice


Roughnecks start with 1,560 credits. Ouch.
Is protective clothing such as body armour or environmental suits something we will be able to purchase from the catalogue?


You mean something like power armor or an exosuit? Absolutely. Unfortunately, they're too expensive for anyone to purchase yet.

Start-up Capital
Awaiting Roll


GeluCo starts with 4,260 credits.

How about marksman/sniper rifles? For "reasons."


I don't see why not. Will add one to the catalog shortly.

Before Googer gets back, I'd also like to request some kind of heating unit to stress about failing and a wind generator to siphon that sweet, sweet, alien blizzard energy. Also, can I have an MST3K robot buddy or two to keep Chris company in the fortress of solitude until trade relations happen?


I'll add a heating unit to the catalog, and I'm fine with a robot companion.

Drones of various flavours would be good, I concur :) . Also, do we know what it takes to refine baltuskite to annie plant fuel?


Baltuskite is basically something to shoot with high energy particles in order to produce positrons. IRL, positrons (antimatter), are produced by placing a very dense material such as a block of lead at the end of a particle accelerator. When these high-energy particles smack into this dense object at relativistic speed, you get a handful (more like a single atomic radius-full) of positrons. In the future, this process has been refined somewhat, but it is still highly energy inefficient. It takes a lot of fusion reactor energy (powered by tritium) to produce a single gram of positrons. Starships use lots of antimatter as a powerful fuel; by mating bits of matter with bits of antimatter, both the matter and antimatter are destroyed and enormous quantities of energy are created in a process called annihilation. Using matter/antimatter annihilation, you can make a starship go really fast.

Baltuskite makes antimatter production far more efficient. Baltuskite, for reasons that are not yet well-understood, yields 5-12 times more positrons when hit with energized particles. More baltuskite means more antimatter, and more antimatter means more starship fuel. More starship fuel means cheaper space travel. In order to use baltuskite to make antimatter, you need a pure block of this stuff to shoot a beam of energy at in a particle accelerator. Therefore you must,

1. Extract baltuskite-bearing rock from the environment.
2. Purify the baltuskite. The best way of doing this is to grind the ore as fine as possible and separate the pure baltuskite from all the other crap it's mixed with. The most time-efficient means of doing this is to run the ground ore through a trommel separator. But if you are strapped for cash, you could also sift the dense baltuskite out with water like a gold panner. This is more laborious and product purity (and therefore market price) will be decreased somewhat.
3. Compress into ingots (optional). While buyers will purchase ground baltuskite as-is, the market value can be increased if the baltuskite is already compressed into a solid block, ready to be loaded into a particle accelerator and used to make antimatter. This can be done by heating ground baltuskite close to its melting point and pressing it into a solid ingot. Take care not to completely melt the ore down, as this will rearrange the mineral's all-important crystalline matrix and turn that hard-earned baltuskite into a paperweight.
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