Guardian Angel Haruki

Honey Heist!

https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/171271-honey-heist-the-hoarders-conspiracy/ooc And the thread is up!

Honey Heist! The Hoarders' Conspiracy

I see you've stumbled into the hideout of Criminal Bears.

Welcome to Honey Heist! The basic premise of this is that you are a criminal bear with a plan to steal a large horde of honey! However, that honey is well guarded...

The year is 3XXX on the planet Earth. It is a dark future where many scientific advancements have been made, and animals are just as sentient as the humans (even if the humans aren't aware of it). Humans have gone to space, and zombies were once a problem but they've been eradicated, so that's nothing to worry about.

So what makes this future so dark?
It ain't mass media where kids are forced to kill each other, or a dystopia lacking emotions.
No...this...this is a dystopia that is far worse. Especially for bears like yourselves.

Every bit of food that is sweet is either completely gone, or in really short supply. Even the most common of berries have completely soured.
Honey counts for the latter. Honey thankfully still exists, but it is either really hard to obtain or is just expensive. Where would the Earth be without bees after all?

However, your leader, Code Name Papa Bear, has seen things and claims that there is more honey than what meets the eyes and the richest of the rich are hoarding the honey to themselves and sell that honey to make a quick buck. He is looking for a team of fellow bears to steal this honey. And you are a part of this team for...whatever your reasoning might be.

But will you come out with the gold? Or will you just end up with nothing? Let's find out...

Honey Heist!

@rush99999 Oh it'll still happen.
In fact, I'm going to get the thread up today.

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Sorry for the delay in my post. Been thinking of ways to sound lawful fishy, and I’ve been distracted with personal matters.

@Cu Chulainn

No worries. ^_^
RL > RP

<Snipped quote>
I cannot read this in any other voice but that of Fred Flintstone. Wonderful, now I have this out of left field voice speaking to me whenever I read one of the two bandits' dialogue.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

Muahahahahaha!
April Fool's! XD

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@JBRam2002 Okie dokie. Go ahead and roll Investigation. ^_^

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Wayward Forest

What Jacoby and Shaedra see

Callie visibly seemed to relax, even if it's only by a little bit, after hearing Jacoby's words. Warren's attention was immediately drawn from the burning Bernie, and to Jacoby when he simply flicked his longsword towards him. He was surprised that Jacoby had decided to cut the ropes and free him from the binds. Warren nodded and responded to Jacoby's command, "Alright, thank you,"

He then picked up Callie and carried her so that she wouldn't have to worry about tripping over anything while being unable to see. His attention was then drawn to Shaedra when she appeared with her pantherine ally. Warren looked worried at the mention of another bandit.

He yelped a little in fear when Shaedra turned her attention on him and he answered "Y-Your friend freed me. An-And don't worry. I don't intend on running away,"

Soon they reached a stopping point, and Warren nodded to Jacoby before setting Callie down, took off his bandana, and started using that to clean the grease from her eyes.

Shaedra only

After Shaedra gave Jamil the command, he looks to the elf and growls a warning before she leaves, "Shaedra. If I am here by myself with these two, I fear I may do something foolish. That girl...does not smell right, and I feel her scent is going to drive me mad,"

What Safira, Bobbin, Mirdas, and Signod see

Barney and Brett did not fight back as Safira tied their hands together, and they did not respond to Mirdas's recitation of the law. His voice was quite imposing and the situation the both of them found themselves intensified their fear. They also remained silent while Safira patted them down for any hidden weapons. When Safira demanded that she have it and to 'spill', the both of them looked to each other before Barney asked, clearly confused by Safira's statement, "Okay...Spill what?"

Brett elbowed him and he whispered loudly "I think she's talking about our loot, Barn!"
Barney answered back with a whispered "Oh yeah...!"
Barney then pointed a finger towards one of the tents in the campsite and he told Safira, "All of our loot and findings are in that tent over there,"

@JBRam2002@ihinka@The Harbinger of Ferocity@rush99999@0 Azzy 0@Cu Chulainn

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@rush99999 That's for you to find out.

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@The Harbinger of Ferocity@JBRam2002@rush99999@ihinka@Cu Chulainn@0 Azzy 0

Here is what Callie looks like, for basic appearance reference.
And her theme song when not in combat.

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@ihinka OK. ^_^

You now have one strange concocted brew in your inventory.

You can label it as Mystery Potion in your Dicecloud profile.

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@ihinka LOL. Well, she doesn't hurt herself, but she does realize that what she brewed was definitely not a potion of healing. She doesn't know what she just brewed. XD