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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

Kylie Jean Mariner

"Let's not get too sure that there is a mission," Kylie stated. "Could just be some of the Boss's paperwork. You know what's he like, with his boring diplomacy and stupid desk jobs-"

The door flew open with a sudden bang, and with another instance of "speak of the devil," the Boss arrived in the room. Tall, muscular, and with neat black hair and a handlebar mustache, he looked rather well despite his growing age. A crisp black suit covered his body, which for the members of Night Raid was nothing new. He was always formal, diplomatic, and polite. He glared at Kylie, who shifted to escape his evil eye. Then, with a shift of personality and a hearty laugh, he waved at the members of Night Raid.



"I trust you're all doing well," he said courteously, laying the manila folder that he was carrying down on the table. "I overheard you talking about the mission later today. I'll disclose the details later, but it can never hurt to give you the run-down on your own mission."

He placed the thinnest folder on the kitchen table and opened it up. "Your target is Buta, an oil merchant living in a manor not far from here. While he isn't directly associated with the Empire, he is a cruel human being that is known to murder salespeople tat disagree with him. Bribery allows him to stay above the law, but he will soon learn that fate catches up fast."

The Boss closed the folder. "As usual, we wait until night to strike, so you have plenty of time to prepare before we convene to execute our plan. Don't think this is an easy assignment just because you seriously botched your last mission. Buta has his own personal guard stationed at his manor. He's no pushover when it comes to security."

The Boss turned to leave. "I'll be waiting at the meeting table at 7 o'clock sharp. Don't fail again," he said with a wink, before leaving the kitchen.

Once he was out of earshot, Kylie sighed. "He's been like that for the past month. We have to nail this mission, or I swear." She cracked her neck. "I'm going to go run and get changed. Anybody up for a quick sparring match afterwards?
Nothing serious, I don't want to beat any of you guys up too badly,"
she said with a playful wink.

@Blackened World @grandia20 @SpawnMeme @Shadow Daedalus
Yeah, it's good @Blackened World
@Blackened World :)

@Demous you still around?
Kylie Jean Mariner

Kylie's eyes glimmered at the sight of the fellow female assassin. They were the only two girls on Night Raid, and Kylie cared deeply for the slightly younger girl. It was good to stay with the girl of her gender when people like Kyy are prancing around shirtless. "I didn't check the mission folder. You know how the Boss is. Likes to be the guy that does the briefing- everything is supposed to be kept under wraps until we need to know." She shrugged. "I don't screw with him though. He doesn't use an Imperial Arms, but that doesn't make him any less dangerous to us."

Icarus arrived, waving the foul brew at her in a deliberate attempt to tease her. With great flair, Kylie dramatically keeled back, as though she had been mortally wounded by the caffeinated beverage. "Urck...aggh....ehh..." she grunted, before laughing and returning back to her seat. "In all seriousness though, I'm pumped for this mission."

Cochise approached to ask about her hair. Kylie ran a hair through her bright fuchsia hair. "Partly natural, actually,
but some dye helps it keep its fabulous color,"
she said, flicking her hair with a wink.
@Agent 47 Just to be sure, we can create characters of the Empire for later, now that there are more members of Night Raid?


Yus
@Agent 47mind if I make 2 empire chars? Wanted to make siblings


Sure thing
Kylie Jean Mariner

Kylie heard footsteps. Years of Night Raid experiences had left her ears,more acute than the average individual, and the quiet Night Raid headquarters facilitates the travel of sound. Shifting out of the comfortable sofa, Kylie moved to the hallways. If she knew her comrades, she would expect them to be in the kitchen, drinking that foul liquid called coffee to boost their energy.

Kylie was right on her hunch- she saw Gwyneth in the doorway, speaking to somebody else. Kylie gave her a sweet smile. "Hey, Gwnny!" she called out to the fellow female Night Raid member. She waltzed into the kitchen, giving the shirtless Night Raid member a coy wink, and turning to Cochise. "You're a lifesaver," she said to the newer member, taking a plate. "I thought I would starve to death here."
@Agent 47No, he didn't really try to make too much of a name for himself.


Alright then, he's accepted. welcome aboard i guess

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/375346950186660443/

Name: Cochise Tarak

Nickname/Alias: Cochise

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Allegiance: Night Raid

Personality: blah blah etc


looks good. like the tribal-ier theme you have there, nice.

I'm assuming you're not going to have a wanted poster, considering he's a new guy (and lived out of the Empire for most of his life)?
Intro up, but y'all still have time to finish your sheets. Just wanted to get that out now- might be busy next few days, want to be done sooner than later
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