7:00 pm – Rainfall. Enter the Nutribullet. 7:00 pm – Lilianna and Sophia talk. Lily don’t give a shit. Sophia don’t see shit. 7:00 pm – Angelique confesses her undying love for Kenny G. Allison doesn’t run away for whatever reason. (Monday – Chapter I) 7:20 pm – Dinner with the 430 kids and whoever the fuck the other two are. Siena exposes herself as a Burberry Bitch. Emma accepts her for who she really is. No one likes Ernie. Marcus channels his inner sassy black woman ‘brazen high-school girl’. (9/7) 9:30 pm – There’s a ‘Criss Angel joke’ in here somewhere but I can’t find it. Something something disappearing acts. Chris and Angelique don’t solve a mystery. (Monday – Chapter III) 10:20 pm – Christmas helps Sander accessorise. Sander sleeps with him in return. It’s not gay at all. (Static) 10:30 pm – Marcus talks to his way cooler and awesomer sister. Siena phone home. Gerwulf can’t answer the phone with his big fat gorilla hands. 10:30 pm – Cal returns some stanky jeans. Wants to fight with Sander. Cal shows interest in landscaping. (Mistakes Left Unsaid) 11:00 pm – Marcus makes some plans. Offers some bandaids to Cal in case Sander makes a boo-boo. Kadabra band aids. Shit taste. Newton is obvs best grill. (Folly of an Eager Beaver) Night – Hazel buys armor. She’s getting that Mobile Suit one way or another.
9:00 am – Zoe asks some questions. Freddy answers some of them. (Questions and Answers) 10:00 am – Kusari and Cal talk. No spine juice this time. How boring. (Feelings and Overshooting) 10:30 am – Can Ernie not be a shit for two seconds? (Spoilers: No.) Brent is the ultimate wingman. Angel gets her shoes back. ‘Montreal’ is a no-no. (Tuesday – Chapter IV) 11:00 am – Awkward morning-afters with Sander and Christmas. Kusari is cranky. Still not gay. (Safeguard) 4:00 pm – Marcus and Emma have a date. No thrown drinks. How boring. (9/8) 4:00 pm – Everyone remembers the pants. Cal tries to forget. Angel buys some swag. (Tuesday – Chapter VI) 4:30 pm – Cal’s parents are kinda assholes. Also Cal is SHIT at naming things. (Callan in the Dark) 5:30 pm – Lawrence calms Cal down. No ‘get a hold of yourself!’ bitch slaps. How boring. (Close and Bad Calls) 6:30 pm – Zoe talks with Allison. No finger-banging or face-melting involved. How boring. 6:30 pm – It’s time to d-d-duel. Cal lets Misery play with the nice vampire boy. Sander gives gives Cal a lift. (Upheaval) 8:00 pm – Brent likes them Mad Flaps. Ernie broke a vending machine. Grant continues fusing with his mattress. Gregory doesn’t break a window. 9:00 pm – Urgh, blood everywhere. So messy. Kusari’s still cranky. Sander blurbles. Christmas freaks out (again). Cal gets a neato scar. (Undercurrent) 9:20 pm – Sander and Christmas move out. Cal wants to fight again. Fred’s just here for a good time, man. (Hope) 9:50 pm – This isn’t what it looks like, man. No—nah bro, I swear. It’s just cold and body heat is really—IT’S NOT FUCKING GAY, ALRIGHT?? (Heal) 11:30 pm – Marcus gets no answers. Cal blames the dog. (Callan World)
9:00 am – Emma plays Charades with Miranda. They both suck at this game. (9/9) 12:00 pm – Cal gets some free healthcare. Christmas has weenie handwriting. 12:10 pm – Sander and Christmas get takeout. It’s not gay at all. (Haven) 12:30 pm – Zoe and Angel play with some Ground Zero peeps. Messy stuff. (Wednesday – Chapter VIII) 12:48 pm – Turns out Ernie did kinda sorta accidentally kill someone. Awkward stuff. Fred reveals the incredible truth about Rain’s pee-pee bits. Denial gets harder to do. (Harmless) 9:10 pm – Sander drinks toilet cleaner. Ernie’s bad with emos. (Hazy) 10:40 pm – Okay, this one’s kinda gay, right? No? Urgh, whatever. Sander would be a really shit drunk-texter. Christmas just wants to read his book. (Heart)
Sometime – Zoe and Lawrence yell in a library. Verbal bitch slaps are thrown. Not boring. 5:00 am – Ernie gets a beach episode. Tries out some Spiderman shit. (Brittle) 9:30 am – Brent’s kind of a masochist. Angel channels her inner Rocky. (Thursday – Chapter IX) 1:00 pm – Despite her name, Angel sucks at flying. Siena is a fucking weeb. Brent traumatises Angel. Chris gives everyone a piggy-back ride. (Thursday – Chapter X) 3:00 pm – Christmas strips in an alleyway. Ernie admires his handiwork. Oh myyyyy. (Bruise) 10:00 pm – Come on, Sander and Christmas literally shower together in this one, how is that not—Urgh, still? (Balance)
5:30 pm – Angel gets a canary. Has no appreciation for opera LIKE THE FUCKING UNCULTURED BITCH SHE IS. (Friday – Chapter XI) 6:03 pm – Sander and Christmas skip leg day. They both kinda suck at laundry. (Remission) 6:40 pm – The Laundry God enters his domain. Ernie gives a psychology lesson. Christmas needs more towels. Sander gets top quality ironed jeans. (Relapse) 8:00 pm – Sander gets fabulous with a new phone. Cal is a filthy litterer. (Rehabilitation) 8:20 pm – Ernie loses an iron. Christma—Oh come on, this has got to be gay. (Recondition)
10:30 am – Ernie Mars: Hall Cop. Allison doesn’t become a vacuum killer. How boring. 1:00 pm – Who let the dogs out? Certainly not Marcus, look at that boy run! Lizzy asserts her dominance. Sander plots a murder. Christmas is a filthy snitch. Ernie is a whiny bitch. (Demand) 4:00 pm – Chris’ Pretty Terrifying Stressful Date. Siena flaunts some moola. 11:00 pm – Ernie tells a lie. Christmas is just there. Sander doesn’t splatter Ernie all over the wall. How boring. (Define) 11:00 pm – Look. I’ve been working on this stupid Interaction Week timeline for about two hours now. It’s gay, alright? IT’S GAY. (Disconnect)
10:30 am – Sander and Cal swap some juicy goss. Cal sucks at Google. (Distill) 10:30 am – There’s a ‘Chris Lilley’ joke in there somewhere. But even if I did find it, none of you filthy Americans would get it, would you? Lily forgets her holidays. Christmas just wants to read. (Distance) 6:00 pm – Zoe is Back in Black. Yes, I know it was a solo post but I just wanted to end the timeline with an AC/DC reference. Leave me alone. (Reflection)
7:00pm – Welcome to La Plata. After Arrival – Allison needs a shower. Kusari is a playa. (Part 1) 7:10pm – Ernie takes a bath and disapproves of Cal’s renovation methods. 8:00pm – Kusari likes Cal’s pants. Cal Weeb makes anime noises. 8:00pm – Emma is bummed out. Marcus is a menace. Timothy deserves more than minimum wage. 8:30pm – Gearhead debuts. Marcus is a filthy capitalist. Martha is cranky. Ernie is crankier. 8:40pm – Zoe doesn’t like fairytales. Cal is bad at sassing. Marcus makes a good save (for once, amirite). 9:00pm – Marcus makes a good point. Cal is still a sad sack. 9:00pm – Brent tells another girl to kill herself. (Sheesh, dude.) Angel wants to get punched in the goddamn face. (Chapter II: To Become Stronger) 9:00pm – Brent offers something thicc. Siena swallows. Chris hears. Marcus is just here for a good time, mang. 9:00pm – [CARELESS WHISPER SAXOPHONE LOOP 10 HOUR] (Part 2) 9:00pm – Kusari doesn’t get mad lit off the goon. (I know my lingo, yo.) Emma asks a bunch of questions. (Emma and Kusari: Seeking a Much Needed Drink) 9:45pm – Angel is bad at jokes. Siena is bad at jokes. Marcus needs to shut his goshdarn mouth. (Chapter III: Soul Sisters) 10:00pm – Cal gets some new tools. Brent wants to play among the stars¬¬ 10:15pm – Cal can’t sleep. Angel wants to shop. (Chapter IV: Wishes of Recovery) 10:30pm – Lily is super chill about head trauma. Angelique tries to extend the Soul Sister Harem. (Chapter V: Strangers in the Night) 10:45pm – Angel is dumb. Sander is even dumber. (Chapter VI: Factory of Questions) 11:00pm – I legit got emotional when I read the grandma parts. :QQ: 11:40pm – Sander does a hand smooch. Christmas fondles some hair. (Routine)
8:00am – Ernie unveils his makeover. Angel talks visions. Look at dat lore. (Chapter VII: Power and Confidence) 9:20am – Christmas is bad at talking. Sander is a metrosexual. I’m gay for Marianne. (Recognition) 10:00am – Emma sets her sights on dat ass. Cal makes a friendo. (Emma and Callan: Love and Zombies) 11:00am – Emma makes a big, fat confession. Ernie is bad at crying girls. (Emma and Ernie: Misplaced Confession) 11:10am – Ernie is a subtle binch. Cal acquires a sugar daddy. 11:30am – Emma talks conspiracies. Siena lets that Sav sadness get bottled up and aged like a fine wine. (Emma and Siena: Visions, Superpowers, and the Secrets of the School) 12:00pm – Emma makes a friendo. Lily has the wrong phone. Who the dang heck is Hailey?! (Lily and Emma: A Visit and a Phone Call) 12:00pm – Sander helps the local fast food economy. Christmas takes a nap. (Relief) 12:30pm – Cal gets evicted. Allison experiences a close call. 1:00pm – Allison makes baby rhymes. Angel experiences the Gay. 3:00pm – Emma runs around. Hazel eats the plantlife. HAZEL IS GOAT SELF-INSERT CONFIRMED (Emma and Hazel: Red Tape) 10:00pm – Emma loses it again. Angel wastes coffee. (Emma and Angel: Words Better Left Unsaid) 10:00pm – Lily moves out. Sophia forgets the donuts. How dare. (Lily and Sophia: Trying to Sneak Out)
2:00am – Marcus is a sad boyo. 7:00am – Brent uncovers a conspiracy. Angel reveals her harem plot. (Chapter X: Conspiracy Theory) 7:30am – Chris sheds a manly (pfft, nah) tear. Angel has no time for this shit. (Chapter XI: Taming the Dragon (Part 2)) 8:30am – Marc makes his TV debut. I’m still gay for Marianne. 9:00am – Marcus gets dat Social Link. Siena reveals some backstory. (FINALLY. GAWWD) (Masking Smiles) 3:00pm – Siena calls her pyjamas ‘jammies’. Allison doesn’t laugh, somehow. Jean Jimmons is shit. Jerry is still best NPC. (Shopping News) 10:30pm – Zoe gets handsy. 10:30pm – Zoe gets some guests. Angelique is pissy. Emma is dumb. Brent doesn’t care. Lily does a whoopsie. Kusari is cool with it. Ernie unveils his janitorial power level.
9:00am – Welcome to D.C. 9:00am – Emma laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus gets no action. (Emma and Marcus Part 1: Arrival/Pillow Talk) 9:00am – Sophia gets a roommate. Lily gets a couch. (Arrival at Hyatt Regency (Sophia and Lily)) 9:00am – Hazel is a menace (ft. Steinway abuse). 11:00am – Jam Session. Pianos and harps and violins and vocals and all dat. 11:00am – Sander accessorises. Christmas knows materials. What the shit is a grosgrain? (Scent: Nostalgia) 12:00pm – Get in loser, we’re going shopping. Brent becomes a pack mule. Allison goes Americana. Siena gets a Fatality. Marcus is the Fatality. Angel goes to Nordstrom. What the shit is a Nordstrom? (Thursday | September 17 | 12PM) 2:00pm – Ernie is an idiot. Brent is an enabler. Marcus makes sure no one gets killed. (Ernie, Brent, and Marcus: Splattered! Across the Penthouse) 7:00pm – Ernie starts bulking. Brent forcefeeds another person his meat. (Ernie and Brent: Get Fit or Die Trying) 7:00pm – Callan is a filthy vandal. Emma is a filthy thief. RIP Riley’s cat. (Emma and Callan: Teenaged Delinquents) 8:00pm – Marcus is a filthy liar. Brent is a filthy coward. (Denial) 11:00pm – Angel trains the menace. Hazel is a piano prodigy. (Chapter III: Late Night Lessons)
8:00am – Chris is a bitch. Brent don’t play with bitches. (Friday | September 18 | 8AM) 8:00am – Ernie tries to be responsible (haha rip). Lily makes a friend, kind of?? (Ernie and Lily: Breakfast for Two) 9:00am – Angel trains the menace. Zoe fights a pillow. (Chapter IV: Blowing Off Steam) 11:00am – Ernie tries to be responsible again (oh dear). Kusari doesn’t like Guy Fieri. Truly a monster. (Ernie and Kusari: Feud Network) 12:00pm – Ernie’s a filthy racist. Angel likes Sesame Street puppets more than her friends. (Ernie and Angelique: No Strings Attached) 12:00pm – Wanna know how I got these tats? Siena is a sassy gril. Marcus is a dirty boi. (Relaxation Station) 1:00pm – Sophia walks into a wall. Brent learns the truth. (Friday | September 18 | 1PM) 4:00pm – Ernie sucks at French. Siena doesn’t kill him for his buffoonery for whatever reason. (Ernie and Siena: The Piano Guys) 5:00pm – Angel laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus makes his debut on the Hug Counter. (Chapter VI: Popularity Talk) 8:00pm – Determination makes its TV debut. Darren is a good boyo. Terry is a good boyo too. Oh yeah, Emma’s there too, I guess… (Emma and Darren: The Interview) 9:00pm – Emma deals with Regular shit. Marcus is purtyful. Mysterious Rich Boyo keeps showing up places. (Emma and Marcus Part 2: Night on the Town) 9:00pm – Hazel is a menace, pt. 2 (ft. Ernie’s pain). 9:00pm – Sander is a video game nerd. Christmas is a drunk shit. Rich Boyo makes his first appearance. (Scent: Liquor) 10:00pm – Zoe doesn’t toss meat. How boring. Brent confesses his case of the crazies. (Madness, Mistakes, and Meatballs – Zoe & Brent) 11:40pm – Smooches, ye boi. It’s super gay. (Scent: Skin)
8:00am – Zoe bankrupts a coffee shop. Siena is honest?!? (Straightforward Surprises – Zoe & Siena) 9:00am – Ernie is probably a druggo. Emma doesn’t kill him for whatever reason. Hazel is password protected. Better security than Cal’s phone. (Ernie, Emma, and Hazel: A Friendly Brunch) 10:00am – Cal is bad at dealing with phone cameras. Sander is bad at backstory. 11:00am – Sander is a smoochy boi. Christmas is bad at sandwiches. 12:00pm – Ernie shares shower stories. Allison finally has some backstory. Also she probs fucked a dude with red eyes. (Ernie and Allison: Red Eyes, White Lies) 1:00pm – Zoe is an arcade lord. Marcus is bad at everything. No one forgets Zip Zip Boi. (Pinball Wizard – Zoe & Marcus) 3:00pm – Emma deals with gay shit. Allison is too gay to function. (Emma and Allison: I’m Trying Not To Be Awkward, But You’ve Got A Nice Ass) 5:30pm – Zoe is Zoe. Barbra makes things worse. (Bad Publicity) 6:30pm – Zoe reflects on her horde of child criminals. Lily begins her Soccer Arc. (Thanks for Lending a Hand – Zoe & Lily) 9:00pm – Five boys make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain stay outside of a USARILN facility for the rest of time. Kadabra supports gay pride. (Saturday | September 19 | 9PM) 9:00pm – Ten girls make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain go anywhere near a bottle of liquor for the rest of time. 10:00pm – Wet, naked, gay girls. That is all. (Chapter VIII: Confession Of Two Girls Over A Wet Mattress) 11:40pm – Look at the smoochy boi go! Christmas is bad at kneeling hugs.
8:00am – Brent gets a healthy dose of Jesus. Siena makes the ship tease of the century. (Brent x Siena gitfucktscaly) 10:00am – Angel is bored. Lily remembers. (Chapter IX: Healing Through Music) 11:00am – The catfight of the century. Emma deals with Stigma shit. Angel deals with it too. (Emma and Angel: Mutual Understanding)
8:40pm - Welcome to Zhang's Estate. After Arrival – Hazel cosplays. Olivia despairs. After Arrival – BEST BOIIIIIII After Arrival – Lawrence gets a scolding. Rosa gets left on read. Lizzy’s just there for a good time.
5:00am – Ernie is a double texter. Angel runs away. Brent does nothing. (Chapter I Accusations) 12:00pm – Lily admits. Sophia forgives. (September 21st: Lunch with Sophia) 2:00pm – Brent and Siena lovingly beat the shit out of each other. Best Friends Forever!! (Honesty) 3:00pm – Ernie annoys the maidstaff. (Ernie and Elvia: Laundry Lessons) 7:00pm – Emma lets loose. Marcus holds on. Determination joins the fray. 10:00pm – Zoe gets handsy. Kusari knows crotches. 11:00pm – Ernie returns to alcoholism. Sander does the same. (Ernie and Sander: Bar Buddies) 11:40pm – Sander plays rough.
12:00am – Gay grills (Chapter II: Hollow Love) 1:00pm – Ernie is a KKK. Brent is not okay. Lisa is best waifu. (Ernie and Brent: Donut Frying and White Lying) 9:00pm – Siena has daddy issues. Marcus is bad at doors. (Sacrifice) 10:00pm – Four teens make absolutely damn sure that Zhang locks the liquor cabinet in her estate for the rest of time.
9:00am – Wabbit Season. Ernie steps in crap. Marcus gets an arrow to the knee. Brent almost Fruit Ninja’s a fuzzy pal. (Ernie, Marcus, and Brent: We’re Going on a Bear Hunt) 10:00am – Siena pumps the brakes on friendship. Angel is still fucking blind as shit. (Learning to Drive) 11:00am – Ernie is bad at crossbows. Marcus is bad at guns. Emma gets shit on. (Ernie and Marcus: Debate, Discussion, Declaration) 2:00pm – Chris gets rejected so hard that the Chinese Dragons felt it. Siena plays the ‘we can still be friends’ card. (Worthwhile) 8:00pm – Hazel goes for a dip. Marcus sees the moon. 10:00pm – Sander goes for a walk. Hazel does a pimp slap. 11:00pm – Ernie is everyone’s favourite drunkard. Siena gets a Need for Speed. (Ernie and Siena: Designated Driving)
10:00am – Angel sings a baby to sleep. Zoe is a sleppy babby. (Chapter III: Happy Birthday) 10:00am – You know that thing where people in movies run across the beach into each others’ arms? That, but gay. (Reunion) 12:00pm – Brent is bad at ice cream. Chris is bad at arguing. (Empty Words) 2:00pm – Sander is good at Google. Christmas cries again. No surprises there. (Relate) 5:00pm – Angel is a filthy donut thief. Lily learns who to trust. (September 24: Two X’s and An Apology)
3:00pm – Raptor Girl is no more. Sander snarls. Christmas tries out camouflage. 3:40pm – Sander approves of cross-dressing. Christmas is a hecking homo. No surprises there. (Recalibrate) 5:40pm – It’s gay. No surprises there. Also the maidstaff are very prepared for homo sex. (Reprise) 7:00pm – Angel kisses and tells. Brent breaks a uterus. (Chapter IV: Choices)
9:00am – Christmas’ bitch level improves. It’s gay. No surprises there. (Resolve) 8:00pm – Angel reaches out. Sophia falls silent. (Chapter V: Understanding) 10:00pm – Ernie learns that there’s really no difference between roofies and high-alcohol drinks. Allison continues fucking a murderer. (Ernie and Allison: Keeping Tabs)
2:30am – Brent doesn’t suplex Siena to sleep. How boring. (A Moment’s Reprieve) 10:00am – Angel has shit taste in chips. (Chapter VI: Denial) 11:00am – Sophia does some literary analysis. Marcus triggers another gal.
11:00am – Sophia plays piano. Chris shittalks a 14-year-old. Nice one, asshole. 11:00am – Zoe has good taste in underwear. Siena ain’t afraid of no X’s. Tater Tot gets a snack. (The Bitch and the Bookworm) 2:00pm – Ernie forgets how to use a dishwasher. Lily reveals the truth, sort of. (September 28: Dishes and a Fight) 5:00pm – Zoe doesn’t read. Lawrence wants to sew. 8:00pm – Angel doesn’t beat children. Hazel strips someone else for once. (Chapter VII: Shackles)
Some Ungodly Hour – Siena needs a hand. Linda needs a raise. (Of Arms and Monsters) 10:00am – Y’know, with a title like ‘Fire in the Hole’, I was rather disappointed at the lack of butt fireworks in this collab. Four teens undergo a gun safety seminar. 12:00pm – Lily and Angel don’t team up and beat up Ernie with their instruments. How boring. (September 29: Troubles and Music) 1:00pm – Chris is a weenie. Marcus dropkicks a fool.
9:00am – Brent and Sander gallantly compete for Ernie’s hand. (Assurance?) 5:00pm – “Stop following me.” “Aight.” (Zoe & Allison - Sorry for the Meltdown) 8:00pm – The only balls Chris has are the ones on the billiards table. Angel loses her patience. (Chapter VIII: Burdens)
Sometime – Things are heating up between Brent and Siena. (Burn Marks) Sometime – Hazel is a comedian on the rise. Emma is a Boss D.J. (10/1 – Emma and Hazel: All I Need) 9:00am – Christmas is bad at knives and also really chill with murder. Sander is gay. No surprises there. (Raw) 8:00pm – “But I’m nothing without this suit gun!” “If you’re nothing without this suit gun then you shouldn’t have it.”
11:00am – “Stop being an antisocial asshat.” “Aight.” (Two Guys, No Fish)
10:00am – The maidstaff are very prepared for homo cross-dressers. Also gay. No surprises there. (Rousing) 1:00pm – NIGHT CURRENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. A special guest makes an appearance.
5:00pm – Angel robs the maidstaff of their jobs. Marcus is an unfaithful ho. (Chapter IX: Loss of Control)
6:30am – Siena cracked her phone like some dumdum. Callan has problems controlling her dumdum face. 10:30am – Welcome (back) to USARILN East. After Arrival – Emma is good at triangles. Best Girl enters the fray and fills the Unit’s Punk Girl quota. (alone in the dark) 4:00pm – Sander slobbers all over a poor defenseless Christmas. Christmas is a shy gay. (my fire, my faith) 5:00pm – Brent is bad at office administration. Rosa encourages children to play with sharp things. (Acquisition) ?????? – Angelique gets a check up.
5:00am – Ernie bitches about people (no surprise there). Brent reveals his lapse of retardation. (Ernie and Brent: Working Things Out) 5:00am – Ernie is a South American crime lord. Zoe is a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Insinuations and Initiated Investigations) 11:00am – Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over Suite 430. Marcus gets sexy texts from his older sister’s friend. Weird. (Pep Talks and Toast) 12:00pm – Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over the USARILN East campus. Rosa gets a boo-boo. (Permission Slip Up) 12:30pm – Callan continues her endless reign of second-hand embarrassment over Ernie. Ernie does a decent Matrix impression. (Barely Aware) 1:00pm – Hazel is good at names. Siena doesn’t ruin her clothes this time. The mime wins. 1:30pm – Zoe gets a boo-boo and also there’s backstory stuff. (Solo Post: Built for This) 2:00pm – Marcus gets robbed. Emma was likely a low-key Satanist. Determination don’t play by no rules. (Emma and Marcus – Bubble and Trouble) 5:00pm – Callan judges a book by a cover Emma briefly described. What a butt. Brent is a weirdo stalker man. (How’s Your Fine?) 6:00pm – Callan has shit taste in everything. Emma is a filthy hipster. 7:00pm – Siena is good at Google. Zoe is bad at school. (Zoe & Siena: Nobody Needs to Know) 9:30pm – Kusari hallucinates biblical figures. Callan hallucinates Angelic figures. (Knock On Wood)
9:00am – Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true! GOT A DEAL FOR YOU! Ernie leaves a Shrek cosplay behind. Siena is a benevolent piano teacher. (Ernie and Siena: Shopping and Not-So-Much Truth Dropping) 3:00pm – Callan thinks Determination is cool, an opinion that’ll definitely last for the long-term. Emma is a coffee snob. Determination does sex jokes?? (Emma and Callan – Déjà Vu) 9:00pm – Brent cops a feel. Siena suffers, as usual. (Brent’s Spaghetti)
9:00am – Zoe explains how Marcus is gonna win. Not fighting what he hates, saving what he loves. Also Marcus is bad at running. 9:00am – Ernie continues his endless reign of noise pollution over the Aberration Dorms. Allison ain’t afraid to cut a bitch. (Ernie and Allison: Hallway Hassling) 10:00am – Kusari finds her muse. Brent vogues. Siena suffers, as usual. (Like One of Your French Girls) 2:00pm – Ernie wants to trick-or-treat like some dumb little BABY. Emma is bad at arts and crafts. (Emma and Ernie – A Pleasant Chat) 7:00pm – Brent has the flyest ride in the hood. Siena is bad at chopsticks. (“EAT THIS!” “NEVER!”)
2:00am – Marcus has a wet dream. Callan fakes a medical degree. Siena is clueless. Tater Tot lurks in the shadows. 10:00am – Emma gets no answers. Brent endorses the Church of Rosa Schur. (Catching the Dream) 6:00pm – Allison is a conspiracy nut. Zoe is a bad, bad friend. (Zoe & Allison: Giving Up the Ghost)
10:00am – Ernie makes a girl cry again. Come on, dude. Callan falls asleep on someone else’s bed like a fucking WEIRDO. (Ernie and Callan: Bad News) 11:00am – Marnie Domestic AU. Don’t like, don’t read. OR: That one time Marcus and Ernie did a shitty reinterpretation of that scene from that John Green book. (Ernie and Marcus: Clearing Things Up) 2:00pm – Sander corners Ernie in the bathroom and somehow it is not as gay as it sounds. Ernie gets his slamjam on. (Ernie and Sander: Toilet Troubles) 2:30pm - Christmas didn't stutter once in this one. Did y'all notice that? Sander is bad at Spot the Difference. (my hallowed hell, your hollow heart) 4:00pm - Sander recaps his garbage Spot the Difference skills. Christmas doesn't do much but he's definitely gay in this one. (my shooting star, gravity bound) 6:00pm – Chris reaches peak baby bitch. Brent prays to Bullet RNG-sus. (Saints and Dragons) After – Brent shines bright like a diamond. Siena is bad at emojis. (Re:) 7:00pm – Sander bleh 7:00pm – Callan ensures heart problems via energy drink for the long term. Grant is an enabler and occasional shouty boi. (Wish Granted) 8:00pm – Chris is a whiny baby man. Zoe works at Hot Topic. (Zoe & Chris: Naked Anger) 8:30pm – Grant unveils his master technique. UNLIMITED PET WORKS. Callan raids the dog treats (probably not the first time, amirite). Siena gets a new roommate, whether she likes it or not. (Pure Therapy) 10:30pm – Callan becomes PETA’s nemesis. Zoe supports her illegal activity. (Empty Encouragement)
2:00am - Christmas reenacts an R. Kelly classic. Sander is bad at everything. Alvin's Yeezys aren't mentioned ONCE JAN, WHAT THE HELL. (my bitter taste, my hours wasted) 9:00am – Ernie vents at something that isn’t a time-frozen mannequin. Weird. Zoe is still a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Baking and Blaming) 9:00am – Callan bribes for friendship points. Determination makes a verbal boo-boo. Ernie shoots his goo all over the place. Emma is a double texter, which definitely won’t have its consequences in the long term. (Callan and Determination, Ernie and Callan, Callan and Emma: Callan Actually Cleans Something For Once) 1:00pm – THE SAV TALK AAAAAA. Ernie goes bungee jumping. Brent is a weeaboo. Siena gets ‘nam flashbacks. Marcus gets physically and emotionally beaten and it’s a thing. 6:30pm – Brent gets a roommate. Siena is bad at catching. 8:00pm – Callan almost sees the moon. Hazel grasps that shaft. (Will You Train With Me?) 12:00am – Sander can show you the world~~ Callan laments her single status. (Floating)
1:00am – Zoe is a conspiracy nut. Margot endorses underage bar hopping. (Zoe & Margot: Answers) 8:00am – Callan is a fucking weenie IDIOT. Determination falls on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. (Secrets Out) After – Determination is TOO GOOD, MAN. 9:00am - Sander is good at money. Christmas poses for an inevitable future Jan commission. 11:00am – Ernie doesn’t study for Sander’s test. Sander is suspicious. Emma is fit for the interrogation room. (Ernie, Sander and Emma: Laundry and Leisurely Lying) 12:00pm – The title says it all. Ernie disrupts the Waffle House peace. Callan is a hecking weirdo but like more than usual. 3:00pm – Zoe continues to ruin the lives of Unit B. Zhang’s just here for a good time. (Zoe & Zhang: Making it Personal)
Most of the students were already back at the temporary camp; Kadabra dropped some of them off earlier to the gasps and relief of the normal survivors as a building lowered itself gently to the ground nearby and several more shaken civilians stumbled out. The APC brought the rest just a few minutes prior, and the unconscious blood mage was carried in last after soldiers found him collapsed en route to the evacuation point, a trail of demolished buildings and shredded concrete behind him. As soon as the students were collected, their injuries were also healed with syringes of magical blood. For those who were there before, namely Callan and Hazel, their wounds had already been treated with Christmas’ blood. Both were currently resting in one of the tents nearby. The healer in question was in another tent, still hooked up to IV drips and blood bags, his power put to good use.
However, the students had only minutes to recover. Soon enough, they were given orders to move and guards were herding them onto an APC, not unlike their first day at USARLN East. The unconscious ones were simply strapped to their seats, and any attempt at asking for clarification was met with silent glares and grunts. The urgency of their situation was palpable, but went unsaid. Christmas, however, remained behind. His power was simply too integral to salvaging the bloody aftermath of DC.
Director Zhang watched passively as the last of the soldiers left in the second APC, escorting Unit B to one of her personal safehouses in the southeastern seaboard of North Carolina. Now that the students had done their part, she needed to be able to do hers. And that meant keeping them out of sight and out of mind. Surely, once the survivors regrouped and the situation in DC was stabilized, rumors, testimonies and survivors’ stories would definitely begin to circulate. Then the media would dive for them like hungry hawks. She was confident that she could handle all this. But she needed an early head start, and what was better than coordinating the relief efforts here, with a powerful healer at her disposal. Then she would work on their publicity. Opinions of the masses were easy enough to sway, with just the release of selected footage. Claims of injuries and violence would be harder to verify, especially when the wounds were healed by magical means. As for those who were more persistent with their accusations, she could just blame it on the desire for compensation.
It might seem cruel, to twist their words and minds in such a way, but every miracle required sacrifices. And looking around, this world could really use a miracle or two.
The Director retreated from the forefront of attention once the students had been taken away, letting the chaos of the aftermath swallow up everyone else’s attention completely. She pulled out a separate, secured phone not connected to military systems and scrolled through the list of contacts, each name encrypted into gibberish and memorized long ago.
Not all sacrifices were bloodless, and there was only a small window for the actions she wanted to pursue. Her finger paused, the nonsense list of names barely visible on the screen in the bright day. A hand covered her eyes as if shielding them from the light. She stood still a second longer then lowered her hand, tapping swiftly a contact from the list.
The phone rang only once before Morph picked up.
“Director.” The girl’s soft voice betrayed no surprise, though there was the sound like a utensil clinking against a bowl or dish on the other end.
“How are you?”
“Available.” A light rustling followed the sound of a chair being pushed back.
“That’s good. There’s an emergency in Washington. I assume you’re nearby.”
“I’ll be there within two hours.”
“Details when you arrive. Remember to bring your phone.”
The trucks drove for over seven hours with minimal rest, stopping only briefly at gas stations for quick refuels and a large helping of the snacks in the store, moving them southward along the I-95 S. Cities and towns gave way to large, open stretches of lonely road punctuated by the occasional town and smaller city that passed them by outside the windows. Everywhere they went, there were soldiers and militia roaming and several times a smaller town would have the nerve to stop the procession of trucks for questions before the matter was quickly cleared up by the sight of the cuffed students.
As they continued further south, their route moved into lusher farmlands heavily fortified with fencing, light walls, and soldiers on the perimeter. Signs of battles and losses against Dreamcatcher’s monsters lined the gouges and decimated earth along several miles of fortifications. The soldiers were tense, moving through territory that had seen its fair share of battles, but there was no hesitation—they had jobs to do, even if the world wanted to fall apart around them. Most were there to keep subnaturals in check through the Institutes’ employ, but several knew there was little else they could do to make a difference. Time had proven, more than anything else, that magic was an absolute necessity now to fight back.
By the time they reached the southern end of North Carolina, the soldiers were just as eager to rest, though they didn’t reveal it as easily. The tiny town held little by way of interest for most people, and many of its residents had relocated to safer locales in the last several years, leaving behind unclaimed homes and businesses that had fallen into disrepair. Those who stayed were the old and the uncertain and the paltry militia had neither the means nor the training to fend off any serious attacks. But for all that seemed impractical about the location, there was a elegance to the area—sweeping rows of farmland, some overgrown where the owners had left and others still well-maintained despite the lack of protection, a clear, glistening river mere miles from the main town of Southport, and a soft, balmy temperature that was cooling down significantly as the seasons shifted slowly towards the end of autumn. Dogwood trees were bare of their characteristic spring blooms, but the warm shades of autumn lingered in the browns, reds, and oranges of the fallen leaves. Across the river lay a thick forest that had once been a carefully observed national reserve, but had by now been abandoned for more pressing matters. There, too, the vegetation was aging with fall and a stubbornly functioning lighthouse illuminated the night with flashes of brown and old green.
The students were shoved onto a short ferry ride towards Bald Head Island, with unconscious students or heavy sleepers carried on stretchers onto a ferry that, despite the look of the worn down town, was still crisply maintained, its red paint and polish recently buffed to a bright sheen. Water and the smell of the ocean buffeted the boat for some time, but around an hour later they had arrived at the island, stepping off the pier and onto the smooth sand of the beach. Instead of the usual pier the ferry docked at for the journey, this pier was an unmarked location several miles north of the main village on the island and well into the territory of the island’s previous natural reserve left unchecked and untouched since the Slumber.
South of their location, at the usual ferry route, lay a small village of little more than 80 or so residents, the broken down housing either patched up by obviously amateur work or in complete dilapidation. But electricity flowed there, as did running water, and the people lived as comfortably as they could manage. Supplies seemed low, since the remaining convenience store in town had shelves half empty or half spoiled, but people came and went all the same, the only notable oddity being that they brought in items and came out with entirely different items.
Further down the short road was a gas station that pumped no gas, but still refilled cars just as well. A mystery, really, and for some strange reason the majority of people felt a natural aversion to the location, as if they simply didn’t want to go there. It suited the purposes of the inhabitants just fine and instead of living in designated homes, most people preferred to stay in the large motel at the village center, living apparently for free while those who preferred their own forms of privacy took up abandoned houses around town. A single tavern—it would be a stretch to call it a proper bar—was the sole source of guilty pleasure entertainment around the place, since the movie theater was entirely nonfunctional and no one had found the motivation to repair the projector in every theater room.
It would take someone braver than usual to figure out that the town’s inhabitants were all subnaturals.
The commanding officer of their group checked his phone once more, then led them past the lapping waves and into the underbrush, every soldier flicking their mounted flashlights on immediately as the darkness of the forest swallowed the group.
There was an animal trail to follow, and the sounds of rustling terrestrial creatures and disturbed birds permeated the crunching of leaves and twigs beneath their feet. The trek, luckily, did not last too long. Just thirty minutes later moonlight broke through the leaves as they entered a vast clearing of land that looked to be an old estate. In the distance, a large three-story house built in the old colonial style with creaking wooden porches and ornate columns sat alone among the swaying grass and meadow saffrons that dotted the field, lights bright inside its many windows and carefully carved doorways.
A cobblestone path led the way to the front steps of the porch and several maids and butlers stepped out from behind the grand double oak doors, bowing politely to the students. The maids all sported the same outfit of ruffled white lace over a black, knee-length dress and each had their hair neatly tied into a doughnut bun. The men wore a similar uniform in tailored, double-breasted suits and slicked hair swept back over their heads.
The soldiers seemed uneasy on approach and once closer there was an obvious reason why: every staff member of the house was a subnatural—all were white marks and hardly older than the students save for a much older, unmarked man who appeared to be in his late forties with a trim, graying beard and a sharp glare to his natural countenance. He approached the group, nodding once to the commanding officer before regarding the sorry states of the students.
“The Director will house everyone in her private estate for now,” he announced, voice deep and clear despite the signs of his age. “My staff will show you to your rooms. Anyone incapable of moving will be brought to the infirmary in the back of the mansion.” He turned to the soldiers then, regarding them coolly. ”There are also quarters to accommodate your men, Officer. I imagine you’ll be stationed on the island perimeter at this rate?”
“Affirmative. We’ll leave them with you,” the soldier replied, glancing once more at the students before signaling his men to stand down. Weapons and shoulders relaxed and a maid gestured for the military units to follow her while others rushed to take the stretchers from several soldiers.
”Follow the maids to your rooms, please,” the older man spoke again, looking towards the students. As he talked, the maids were already surrounding the students, herding the uninjured into the building’s vestibule and down the west wing of the mansion towards a set of stairs that led to the second floor hallway and a series of similar rooms, ten on each side, with a plaque boldly announcing the intended occupant’s name on every door. The only exception to the group was, once again, Hazel who remained surrounded by four guards on each end of her stretcher. Two carried her into her designated room and remained on alert in case she attempted any sudden moves upon waking, weapons at the ready. Two more stood guard outside the door.
Each room contained sets of nondescript, white pajamas for the students in their size and a small armoire of clothes that had apparently come from their dorm rooms at the Institute. A folded set of swimwear lay in the back of the bottom drawer and gentle lighting from the rectangular wall scones revealed that there was electricity in the place despite its remote location. The walls were decorated in striped pastels of cream and white while a mahogany, canopied bed accented the cozy room with a matching sofa and coffee table against the far wall. There was a pastoral charm to the gold ivy and vine filigree that trimmed the edges of the bed and nightstand, and the old-fashioned style of adding entablatures and pediments to the tops of doorways was displayed in its finest here as every entrance looked hand-carved in uniform floral designs. A silver chain hung beside each bed, within reaching distance—a bell mechanism that would ring for a maid at the occupant’s convenience.
”For any inconvenience, please summon a staff member with the silver chain beside your beds. You are free to select your own rooms, but bear in mind we added your clothes according to the name plaques on the doors.”
With another bow, the brown-haired girl left, followed by the majority of the maid. An older-looking blonde remained and gave them several more reminders.
”The baths are in the east wing, accessible from the hallway at the far end. Food has been prepared in the dining hall on the first floor. From the foyer, please head straight towards the double doors in the back to find the dining area. You’re free to move about as you like while here, including forays to the beach, but please do not leave the island or move beyond the perimeter. Guards will open fire without question if you choose to and we will also be obligated to stop you if we believe you are attempting to escape.”
With a kind smile, she curtsied and left as well.
The estate's distant location from proper centers of civilization meant there was little by way of cell signal. Calls in the area often dropped or refused to patch through. As if to ease the burden of communication, internet was available in the estate and there were studies bordering a library on the third floor with computers for open use. A small gallery nested in a corner on the third floor, connected to the library by a short hallway. Various paintings by foreign artists were compiled in the private collection and covered a range of styles from classical to abstract to contemporary.
A large billiard room sat on the second floor, east wing, containing a TV, several sofas, the customary billiard table, several small two-seater tables, and a wine rack on the wall. Connected to the billiard room by another set of doors was a small gym with basic exercise equipment. These particular rooms laid along the same hallway as the bathrooms containing both a large bathtub and a separate shower stall. Along the walls of the bathroom were long, wooden shelves filled with folded, soft towels and expensive soaps and shampoos, freshly purchased for the recent occupants.
On the first floor, to either side of the main foyer (before arriving at the back doors that entered the dining hall) were two sitting rooms with recliners and massage tables. Here, too, were silver chains to be pulled for summoning staff. A small music room beside the west sitting room on the first floor housed a piano, two cellos, a violin, and several stands with flutes and clarinets. Behind the main dining room were the kitchens, which also bordered the infirmary even further behind that, positioning the food preparation place in between the two rooms that would need it most. Private chambers for the servants were attached to the side of the mansion and a particular private chamber took up the entire attic space.
Below the mansion laid a wine cellar, a larder, a pantry, and various storage rooms filled with crates of miscellaneous tools, decor items, and nonperishable foods. Towards the back of the underground hallways were cleaning rooms equipped with various detergents, softeners, and dry-cleaning chemicals for laundry purposes. An easy stairwell allowed access to the open grounds above the laundry rooms via a trapdoor where certain larger items such as delicate down comforters and long tablecloths hung on a clothesline, fluttering gently in the night air.
Outside, a large garage connected loosely to the back of the mansion and contained several white bicycles of varying heights and two gleaming cars, the models several years old by now, but still very clearly black Dodge Charger Hellcats, a model known for its unnecessary acceleration and horsepower.
Behind the mansion was an outdoor pool with floor lighting accompanied by a pool house and a large greenhouse where various vegetation were grown for both visual enjoyment and for practical, kitchen purposes. A short distance away, asphalt had been laid down for a tennis court and a basketball court, the required supplies for each sport resting in sheds nearby. A quarter of a mile from the mansion's backend accommodations was a shooting range and another shed filled with various hunting equipment from crossbows to rifles to skinning knives, all impeccably maintained and cleaned alongside a large table, though the cloying, gamey smell in the air revealed the shed had seen plenty of use recently.
Further away were the stables, home to three horses (a black Thoroughbred, a white Andalusian, and a brown-white tobiano-patterned Pintabian), the entire structure completed with a large tack room filled with saddles, bridles, and grooming equipment, along with the feed.
The entirety of the estate, despite the rustic appeal of its decor, revealed a careful attention to maintenance and cleaning, marrying the old-fashioned style with a modern cleanliness that made banister railings and mirrors sparkle immaculately.
In the midst of it all, the various questions surrounding the location and its staff were easy to forget--for the moment.
As the class undertook their quiet retreat the world kept moving, processing the annihilation of the United States’ most secure citadel. Yet in the midst of this widespread apprehension, USARILN East’s unnamed unit of subnatural teens took the spotlight once more, acquiring a cult following that only blew to immeasurable proportions as the days passed. Public debate ignited with a previously unseen fervor, heated discussion covering the question of whether or not these recent public appearances would put these subnaturals in a whole new light. The media was lit ablaze.
The catalyst was a series of videos of unknown origin. “Leaked” footage from the perspectives of the teenagers that had so bravely battled the odds to be the heroes the city needed.
The voice of Proteus sharply giving orders to his squad, culminating in the defeat of the crusher and the slime creature in an impressive collaboration with Kadabra. A girl with an ethereal sword. A long-haired boy flinging re-purposed pipes at the slime. A brown-haired girl in chainmail crushing the ice giant to pieces with monstrous, astral limbs. The girl previously identified as “Siena Santana” diving through solid concrete in her rescue efforts. Time Scar receiving tearful thanks from a dust-covered civilian. Emma from the news getting thrown to her side, only to continue digging with a grim resolution moments later. Angelique Lachance and a small girl with shining eyes working together to locate trapped victims, with ethereal chains moving to the sites as they were pointed out. A recording of the underbelly of a colossal reptilian beast as it tore through cars and charged towards the slime monster. A blonde girl with a pregnant woman, healing individuals in a crowd with a black thread. A censored shot of a pale, lanky boy with wisps of red smoke rising from his naked body leaning down to pick up an aquamarine-haired girl while holding another bleeding girl over one shoulder. A short segment of footage from a third-person perspective, filmed with a steady hand, showcased an unconscious subnatural boy attached to multiple bags of blood along one arm while paramedics withdrew blood from both his other arm and a leg, injecting the healing liquid rapidly into the nearby gurneys of severely injured people.
It didn’t take the netizens much critical thinking to deduce the nature of the shaky footage. Skewed, low angle shots and nondescript watermarks such as the “B-15 42782 Roless, B.” in the footage featuring Proteus’ team were consistent features throughout all the videos. Someone had obviously broken into USARILN’s impenetrable database and released recordings of the battle from the students’ ankle cuffs. But if slander had been their intention then the leaker had fallen short. From the selective clips released online, it was incredibly difficult finding anything malicious around the courage and goodwill displayed by the teenagers. If more footage could be found then perhaps a more critical view could be taken towards the subnaturals but alas, there was nothing.
Strangely enough, out of all the leaks only the footage from a “B-02 15263 Bloodworth, K.” had been missing its audio. The issue was passed over easily though. Never in this decade of terror had there been such a treasure trove of raw, in-depth subnatural footage available to the public aside from the carefully curated footage of the Precursors’ battle with Garrote that had been heavily edited for public disclosure and the usually unclear news broadcasts of random subnatural attacks. Not many people bothered to look a gift horse in the mouth. Rumors of a murderous riot in the middle of the disaster had been similarly passed over, or erased before anyone could check back on them.
Of course with the public knowledge of these new subnaturals and their abilities, the online forums went hard to work, compiling background research and theories to cover these new figures. Emma Halwell had already been christened with “Pandora”, a tongue-in-cheek reference to the saccharine image she had displayed in her talk with Darren Lingard. The juxtaposition of the sweet girl and the dark, shadowy figures she unleashed with their myriad talents were enough for several astute viewers to coin her the name of the Greek myth Pandora—the “all-gifting,” the woman who released evil into the world, but held hope close to her bosom, sealed tight within the jar. It was as close as the public would come for now to admitting that they needed subnaturals—that the monstrous plague upon the world could be solved by the very same powers that brought them to being guided by the subnaturals that people had yet to accept.
The unhinged redhead from the WJLA interview hadn’t gone without her own brand of bad publicity either, proving herself as the prime evidence that the world’s governments were more than correct in their legislations against the magical youths. Czernobog was the name given to Zoe. “Black God”, the Slavic personification of evil and bad luck. Even in the dim night light, the black mist and tattoos brought forth by the X-mark’s power had been visible and described in close detail in the testimonial Barbra Tyson had delivered after the interview. It was more than enough to condemn almost all the Washington subnaturals.
And yet Barbra’s smear campaign had been easily overshadowed by the tragedy that had befallen the capital.
The internet was abuzz instead with the fervor of naming their new subnaturals that had been revealed to the public. Whether they would see more of them in the future didn’t worry most people and arguments over names set the web on fire. But the majority always seemed to win out in the end and Siena was named Sylph for the way she seemed to move like air through the material of the building. Hazel’s name flipped between Marionette and Puppeteer for several hours, but by the end of the various discussions on Reddit’s r/subnaturals “Marionette” had finally won out as the popular choice. The dragon that had attempted to take on the slime was given a large pool of names to draw from, but the final call was Kilgharrah after the Arthurian dragon of the same name who, in some renditions, allied with Merlin and—by internet logic—humans. Sophia took Seer by a landslide, with some wondering if she might have a similar power to Foresight, but relegated to viewing only the present time. Black threads that seemed to move wounds from one source to another gave Lily the name of Norn, the name for beings that controlled man’s fate and often visually depicted with threads. Angel’s display of power netted her the name of Siren, though with less reference to the mythological temptresses and more to the effects of a police or ambulance siren; something that draws the ear. Large amounts of interest cropped up for Grant, whose matter manipulation and control gave way to much speculation about his capabilities. One of the end results was his nickname—Gleipnir—the impossible chain that could bind a monster.
The most impressive of the clips, however, was the girl whose immaterial sword seemed to destroy the slime on contact as she reached out towards a raging surge of the dense liquid mass. A sword to fight the monsters. Multiple jokes about the “Infinity +1” sword were thrown around, but the end name for her was Excalibur, drawing again from famous Arthurian legends that, if the theory of Dreamcatcher’s existence was to be believed, might not have been legends at all.
Meanwhile the long-haired mage firing projectiles at the slime near Excalibur’s position was, for most people, somewhat unimpressive given the scale of what Kadabra could do, but people were fascinated all the same, wondering how the details of the power worked and noting the drawn line. Gregory was named Ballista, though Rifle was also a close contender. Once laughter and derision over the naked student had died down, his speed and red smoke earned him the name Ifrit, though the nickname was less of a focus while people tried and failed to uncensor the footage just to appease the question of whether this particularly tall guy had genitals to match.
As talk surged about a new team of superheroes to replace the Precursors (with equal amounts of scoffing and scorn on the opposition), the Director remained in the thick of it, manipulating information through rumors and hearsay and spreading the leaked clips on various accounts bounced through proxies and foreign locations, looking as if there had been a data breach. A particular rumor that she did not spread, however, was that a mage whose power involved technology and networking had been at the root of the data breach. It seemed silly and far too convenient for her to spread the thought, but the minds of the internet had come up with a story for her, so she pretended to field the DOD’s questions with the answer that she was currently investigating the leak, but of course all checks came up clean and the world held too many possibilities for even the craftiest to consider everything. It occurred to very few (and even they dismissed the thought) that the Director could be lying. She seemed too austere to be the sort. Too severe. Too heartless to help the subnaturals that way.
Her private estate, however, told a different story.
You'll have a little over two weeks IC for this interaction period (until 0500, 7 October 2020 IC) on the island and the same amount of time OOC to sort things out. I will delay any deadlines for this case should the need arise since it's a much longer interaction period than the usual several days to a week that we've been used to, but I have been planning to increase your interaction period durations for a while now, especially once people have certain routines set down for their character so we'll need to cover less minute details.
The location is several miles north of the main island village, as mentioned, and it's in a similar state of neglect as Southport, though people still certainly live there. For anyone who wants to venture that far, most people on the island are subnaturals, so ping a GM if you head into town. All basic conveniences are there such as a grocery store, hardware store, etc., but before any interactions, poke a GM since everything's a little strange, like previously mentioned.
Callan will be depressed and sulking in her room for much of this period.
Christmas will not show up for the first four days of the duration here. He'll be there on day 5 (24th IC) along with the dog for Siena, the birbo for Angel, and the cat for Sophia.
On the second day, several soldiers will arrive with a cooler of blood for Sander (21st IC).
On the third day (22nd IC), a group of soldiers will arrive at the estate with any items salvaged from the hotel in Washington. It'll be in a large box in the foyer and will be brought in around 4 AM. Since the penthouse was somewhat intact still, they were able to recover much of what was left behind.
Clothing from DC shopping trips.
Stuff from Siena and pals' shopping spree.
Swimsuits for Emma and Allison.
Christmas's ribbons.
Wisford equipment forgotten in rooms during D.C attack. But all wishalloy have been taken back.
“They’re taking too long,” Director Zhang muttered to herself, eyes narrowing at the stalled dots on her phone’s display. And with every passing minute that she couldn’t get a handle on the situation was the lowering probability that she would be able to fix it, period. There was no time to wait on them.
She cast her gaze around the chaos ringing her where soldiers barked orders and confirmations over their phones and civilians huddled and cried for help, demanding special attention to their loved ones. It was an exodus not unlike the aftermath of China’s devastation, where survivors on the fringe of the destruction had flooded the western European borders searching desperately for refuge and rescue. Lina Zhang had been younger and kinder then, unmarked by the scars of simply living in the hostile new age. An ambassador’s intern at the time in a chancery bordering the Tibetan Highlands of southwestern China, Lina had been solely focused on the task of funneling Western aid towards future development of the region. It was a small role in a nondescript location, but she had harbored plans of taking control once the locale had settled. She had not been—and would not have ever been—ready for the razing that shook the land and grayed out the sky with smoke and ashes. Evacuation was impossible. Flights had either flown or could no longer fly in the darkness. Pandemonium stretched even as far as the fringes of the barren highlands and what had been paperwork, numbers, and endless contracts became a daily struggle to provide the basic necessities for desperate refugees who had gone as far as their legs or gas tanks would allow. Anything to escape what they thought was the world’s end.
The memory aligned perfectly with the scene in front of her eyes, but the Director watched impassively now, concerned only with her goal and little else. People watched her warily, but remained quiet, unwilling to face the ring of soldiers around her to ask for help.
At least for the first few minutes of her presence there.
A man approached tentatively, hope on his sun-tanned face as he addressed the renowned director.
“M-my wife was shopping for groceries and I couldn’t—”
“Not now,” the Director responded, not bothering to even listen. On cue, a soldier raised a hand at the man, in a gesture to step back.
“But you have to help!” The ravenous need to be allotted special consideration lined the man’s words until they thickened with emotion and instead of stepping back he stepped forward. “She’s pregnant! You can’t just leave her—”
Before even the soldiers could point their guns at him, the Director already had.
“Not now,” she repeated, voice gentler. Her finger curved onto the trigger of the Hephaestus weapon.
She watched his pockmarked face break and could almost hear the hopes crashing around him. He stepped back, fighting the tremors of stress and panic across his body and the newly arrived tears welling up in his eyes.
A separate set of soldiers nudged him back towards his group of evacuees, checking over every person for any injuries that weren’t immediately apparent. In the back and separated from the groups of recovering citizens was the unconscious healer, already hooked up to several transfusion bags while paramedics injected his converted blood into the worst of the injured citizens, marveling briefly at every blossom of white, glassy mist that sheathed an affected target’s torso. More trucks commandeered from nearby towns were already on the way to help evacuate citizens, but the wait allowed most of them the time to recover with the magic they scorned so much.
“Send a squad towards their location. Bring them here,” she nodded at one of the soldiers making up her protective ring. He saluted and relayed the order through his phone, selecting a group already close to the subnatural team’s location.
“What about the civilians, ma’am?” he said, turning towards the Director again.
“Pick up convenient ones. Leave the rest.”
“…Yes, ma’am.”
The fury of a dragon, even an injured one, was nothing to trifle with and despite retreating quickly into itself to thicken its density, the slime closest to Chris’s fiery explosion and burning fuel still boiled and bubbled as the dragon raked claws through the material. Unwilling to let the damage spread further, the main body sectioned itself off, withdrawing veins and arteries and leaving behind a semicircular lump of clear ooze. The amount was still nearly five times the size of the attacking dragon, but it cleared the damage away. Nearby, tendrils and growth began devouring the nearby buildings, slowly replenishing the lost and damaged material.
All in vain, and the woman the slime once was realized this too late. Common parlance dubbed the experience “life flashing before one’s eyes,” but to her it was nothing short of hellfire racing across the lines of her nerves.
Gregory’s projectile made contact. Allison’s blade connected. Brent’s gun was faster—so much faster—than the crusher’s reactions.
The bolt of light vaporized the crusher’s head, searing through slime and concrete with equal ease. The weapon dissolved away in Brent's hands, scorching his skin but not long enough to cause permanent damage. Meanwhile, Sander’s wild, unstoppable motions were jolted forward by the sudden surge of free, open air over his upper body as the area of slime surrounding him and the headless crusher retreated, the injury from the heavy damage triggering a reflexive recoil. Human, after all.
Cauterized veins and arteries that had been unable to withdraw in time spasmed where healthy tissue met damaged sectors and the slime began digesting the body of its dead ally, desperately attempting to replenish its form.
All in vain. All in vain.
Allison’s blade made the barest of contact with the slime’s surface, but it was enough. The mass shuddered, the trembling vibration coursing through the ground and into the surrounding buildings. Large segments of its body sloughed off even as Zoe’s rot spread like wildfire along the lines of its organic nervous system leaving behind nothing but putrefying liquid that spread into dollops of black inside the dense liquid. The heart and brain slid quickly away from the encroaching damage, moving well out of range as the slime closest to Zoe lost its steady control and began sliding down.
At the edges of the necrotizing Aberration’s power, the rot stopped, but the damage had been done. The Animus spasmed again, trying to gather back the scattered remnants of its slime flesh, each piece an amorphous, unresponsive blob of clear muck the size of large tractors. The process was slow, Allison’s power severance having reset the process of its growth back to the initial levels and preventing it from controlling the bulk of its body, though the girl’s ability fought a losing battle against the sheer might of what she was truly cutting.
But without the crusher to help ward off Kadabra’s attacks, the decaying, weakened slime had no method of stopping the Precursor.
So Kadabra tried again, wrestling mentally with the recovering Animus for control of its inorganic body. Still in contact with Allison’s blade, the creature lost the fight this time just as the young woman collapsed unconscious, her power flickering away as her body gave in to the strain of what she had just attempted to cut—and not even cleanly. Regardless, she had done her job.
It ended as quickly as it began.
The moment Kadabra felt his magic encompass the creature, he pushed the mass inward, crushing towards an arbitrary center and ignoring the organs’ attempts to rocket around the body. It didn’t matter where they went. All paths led to death. Slime surged again, rippling under the weight of the Precursor’s will, but Allison’s attack had reduced its control to almost nothing and the pain of Zoe’s rot had already scattered its focus to the winds.
The sound was muffled under the slime, like a footstep into thick mud. A bloody paste remained where the heart and brain had been. The body collapsed, tearing down several buildings as the liquid surged outward, engulfing Sander once again and pushing him with its motion, but this time without mind and purpose.
Not ungrateful for the subnaturals that had helped, Kadabra lifted their building away from the flood of muck, bringing it closer to his lofted perch as he scanned the area for any more potential disasters lurking. Their immediate location had been cleared of bystanders. The bodies that remained were only good for funerals.
He shifted the building, dipping it lower until the students’ floor was on the same elevation as his floating platform, still broadly displaying the red lettering of some restaurant’s “Grand Opening!” Dust and debris caked the Precursor’s clothes and in the afternoon light he looked as weary as the students, eyes strained and face drawn from the repeated stress of battle after battle. He watched them in silence for a moment, scattered across the floor of the room from the sudden lift of the building. One was out cold, but that would have to be dealt with later. He was no doctor.
“…Good work. I understand you have never fought Dreamcatcher’s real monsters before, so congratulations. This is what victory looks like.”
The words were clean, washed of emotion as Kadabra turned and looked upon the broken fragments of buildings and people coated in a sheen of now-dead slime. Livelihoods and lives. After the appearance of the ice maiden and Firestarter’s light that had annihilated the frost monster, the skies had slowly cleared and now unfitting sunlight clarified the fine details of slaughter and senseless destruction.
It was different from seeing a desolate wasteland or a small village obliterated. This was a city where bright lights and loud, angry cars had rumbled and honked their ways through the streets crawling with people of all shapes and sizes. It was safety disrupted. An oasis set aflame. Crumbling buildings and geysers of water bursting from broken fire hydrants dotted the ruined cityscape and Kadabra realized only as he began that he was heaving a long, heavy sigh.
“I’ll move you to the evacuation point,” he addressed the students inside the building, making sure to keep the broken edifice level so they could stand easily. A phone slid out from the front pocket of his brown sweatshirt, positioning itself next to his ear and dialing on its own. When he reached the other end, the message was short and sweet: “Targets eliminated. Retrieving USARILN East students. Send coordinates for any more in the area.”
A moment of silence passed in pale imitation of a mourner’s respect and the phone shifted to hover in front of the Precursor’s face. He briefly glanced at the naked, pseudo-vampire and the dragon far below them, but the information the Director had provided gave him a reason to not worry about one of the two. That one, at least, would be fine on his own—-would likely be faster on his own as well, assuming nothing else cropped up. He picked up the bleeding, burning dragon on a large section of concrete instead, shearing away a spacious chunk right below Chris's clawed feet and lifting the injured Arbiter with them.
Without another word Kadabra moved the platforms and the floating building, the motion slow and steady now that there was time to breathe after the storm had passed. Below them, the passing lines of asphalt and intersections broke at random where collapsed buildings, dented cars, and broken people had become morbid decor in the devastation.
Allison is unconscious but I'll allow that it was brief if Vari wants to wake her up this round. Just make sure she's exhausted and all that--felt like a heavy weight was crushing her during the contact with the slime. Sander's phat ass is there for everyone to witness. Crusher is headless. Bits and chunks of slime everywhere. Generally ruined city.
Unless someone really goes nuts, this will likely be the last of this round's combat post and we'll transition to recovery next round and potentially another interaction period. I'll have to see what happens. For the evac area where you guys are helping citizens, banjo will handle that personally. Personally.
The slime had reached the subnatural students’ chosen launch point by the time they had set up, the gelatinous mass creeping pulsing tendrils up the building slowly while the bulk of its body flooded the edifice carefully. In its growing mass of slime were remnants of the city and its citizens, breaking down slowly. Its rising body reached the third floor and no higher, much of its mass spread out like a sea of clear agar. Veins and capillaries led back to the massive circulation system and nervous system nestled deep inside its amorphous form, the heart easily ten times the size of an average person and the brain even larger still, at roughly triple the heart’s size. Everything beat to the rhythm of the red organ and as its center passed the building where an ambush awaited, the crucial targets passed directly beneath the window where the students were setting up, heart suspended neatly beside the brain.
Meanwhile, lines of gray crinkled the air at random, targeting the tallest buildings first with a certain petty vengeance. The spread was haphazard, but eventually formed a rough ring that indicated the attacking mage’s radius of effect—and the center—some seven hundred or so meters around the convention center that the slime was deliberately flowing around without touching.
At the evacuation point, news had yet to reach the soldiers there of the recent massacre. But by then someone else had their full attention regardless.
Director Zhang stood behind a ring of guards, a hint of glossy skin around her throat the only indicator that she was wearing wishalloy in the event things went wrong. Pantyhose and gloves hid the rest of the evidence that she had anything supernatural on her body, save for the large semi-automatic in her hand. Her presence, however, was enough to divert any attention from the screams and chaos transmitted over the cuffs, if anyone could even discern beyond the screams and chaos in the vicinity.
Injured and frightened civilians huddled in large groups as large, military vans took them away to a nearby city for recovery. Injured soldiers who had been recovered were the first to be shuttled off, quickly followed by injured citizens. The dead were set aside for the moment to ensure every van could hold the maximum number of living occupants.
The Director stood far in the back, having arrived shortly after Sander had charged off towards the ice giant. The appearance of Cat’s Cradle hadn’t seemed to faze her, though her grip on the magical gun tightened marginally. When she received the all-clear, she turned her attention back to the arriving students, waiting for them to turn the corner and drive into view. According to her map, they wouldn’t be long. She knew several of the soldiers with keener ears had caught the transmissions from the cuffs of the offending subnaturals. She also knew her window to stave off the retribution would be small, even for the Director of USARILN East. The public would demand some sort of recompense, and they would expect the modern equivalent of a public stoning for the students involved once news of what sounded almost certainly like civilians being attacked hit the media outlets.
It was a mess, and one she could potentially deal with if she could keep them out of harm’s way first. It was a matter of waiting for an investigation to finish while placating the worst of the affected. And in the ensuring chaos of the ongoing disaster, stalling for time would be simple while the capital of the government recovered. A three-pronged attack was unprecedented and she could manipulate the information to her tastes once they had a better handle on the situation. Easy enough to claim something or other in that midst had manipulation abilities. Had already taken over the humans involved. Too late for them. Politics, after all, was simply how well one could sell a lie. Following through on one’s word was optional and her influence and reputation afforded her an easy podium from which to sell almost any lie she wanted.
As Kadabra returned from his unsuccessful attempt to annihilate Cat’s Cradle, a spray of gray lines tried to catch him in a rough space of 20 meters wide, the timing meant to crush. Kadabra simply avoided it, moving easily out of the way and raising himself higher to survey the situation. And it became clear at once from a bird’s eye view: there was a building left completely untouched in the surging slime and a field of destruction that centered around the carefully preserved location. To test, Kadabra threw a broken roof at it. Gray lines timed their appearance and crushed the approaching projectile with ease. He threw several buildings at it. Three sets of lines appeared to intercept.
It was enough for him to know that the user wasn’t restricted to a single target.
He lifted the building itself. Lines blanketed the air around him and the two of them shot upward, Kadabra on his platform and the crusher inside the lifted convention center. Before he could rise any further, a stark naked figure jumped out of the building window, landing squarely in the slime that saved and enveloped the person, dampening the impact and absorbing the shock. Unlike the rest of the material inside the ooze, the man remained intact, buoyed upward until his head was above the surface of the slime.
Kadabra eyed the spreading ooze, mentally wrestling with the sentient control for a brief second and deciding not to waste his time fighting the being for manipulation of its body. He could win out, perhaps, but there was no time to hover there and engage in a battle of wills, especially not with a monster. They had nothing but conviction at that point. Instead he lifted the ground below the slime, sending entire chunks firing upwards like a gargantuan landmine had detonated below the creature, smaller pieces tearing apart arteries and slime segments alike despite several of the larger fragments unable to push through the viscous mass. Several of the shards skimmed the building from which the spotters planned to attack, scattering concrete in a brief hail on anyone near the windows. Before Kadabra could rain the shards of concrete, steel, and asphalt down for another makeshift shrapnel shot, a wall of gray lines scattered around the floating pieces and pulverized them, the resulting fine dust too small for Kadabra to pick up at that distance. Not that he would have wasted the time trying in the first place.
To the Precursor’s surprise, the creature’s innards repositioned itself rapidly, sliding left and right at ridiculous speeds to avoid the worst of the projectiles and taking only glancing damage from the pieces that managed to pierce properly. In response to the sudden barrage, the monster reconsolidated its defenses, piling its body back together into a larger, denser mass and threatening to envelope the spotters’ building entirely. Another wave of gray lines within its body cleared out much of the larger rubble, leaving behind a vacuous space only briefly before the slime closed its gaps.
An Animus who was almost a direct counter to Kadabra’s ability and smart enough to remove his clothes to prevent the Precursor from lifting him directly. It was enough to clue Kadabra in that the slime was also a subnatural. Completely lacking in human form, but certainly a subnatural. And they were working in tandem. For the moment he lifted himself out of the range, keeping the crusher’s attention with a steady fire of traffic light poles, broken building segments, and miscellaneous broken objects, forcing the Animus to repeatedly manifest wall after wall of shattering lines to prevent severe damage to both himself and the slime.
A prostitute turned personal concubine and part-time gardener at a lord's estate, Star is the epitome of brazen decadence and indulgence. Sincerity can be bought and affection is directly correlated to the quantity of shiny accessories gifted. Star may not kiss and tell, but he'll certainly extort finery from his customers if they show even a hint of weakness. It's not like he didn't show them a good time, after all.
Changeling
19
5' 4" / 162cm 135 lbs. / 61kg
Male
Homosexual
Gardener and personal slave to his lord.
Fata Morgana
A belief long held by the fairies of the region that any fae worthy of entering the realm of light would see the glorious visage of the Fata Morgana itself, supposedly a grand castle connecting the sky and sea at the horizon's line. Star doesn't truly believe in the realm of fae, but indulges the fantasy that a paradise filled with only happiness and fulfillment exists beyond what the eye can see for those who truly deserve it--not him, of course.
Lithe and flexible with a slender frame, Star has always been as bright as his namesake with blonde hair so light the sun's rays might bleach its colors away and skin so pale that even the gentlest of bruises would mar black and blue. His fae heritage grants brilliant blue eyes and a gentle face of childishly soft curves that evokes the timeless connotations of innocence and purity.
And he is anything but.
Just vain enough to prefer jewelry and fine ornaments, Star bedecks himself often in the gifts of his customers, unabashedly displaying the fruits of his ill-reputed former profession. He's earned them, he insists, and he doesn't quite care that people think of him as a glorified stress toy.
"As long as they keep giving me gifts like these, they can call me what they like."
Entirely too irreverent and completely shameless, Star will speak his mind even when no one asked for his opinion. Or, rather, especially when no one asked. Raised as a whore and completely accepting of his history, the fairy pays mental lip service to the presence of the unseen fae around him, but rarely cares. After all, they abandoned him first. He isn't bitter about it, but he isn't about to go out of his way to help anyone that likely won't help him in return. Once upon a time, he might have, but that part of him is sealed in an airtight casket and buried at the bottom of his emotional ocean. Callous and unrepentant, Star has a smart mouth that's earned him more than his fair share of vicious backhands and flared tempers, but the abuse doesn't deter him. He likes it rough. Debauchery has a name and that name is Star Misch.
Star keeps a series of ready-made personalities on hand for use in any situation between the sheets and they range from obedient servant to feisty mistress--whatever makes the customer waste more time in his arms makes the brothel more money, after all, but it's not all stalling tactics with this mischievous sprite. Years of special services to the depraved have netted him a series of skills not suitable for any type of polite company, but more than applicable for almost any scenario that requires pleasure of the physical variety. Including cooking, because prolonged night antics work up an appetite and the brothel cooks have all gone to bed.
Love and trust are foreign concepts to Star while money and hourly rates for services rendered define his interpersonal relationships. If he's lonely, he certainly doesn't know it, but every so often he'll catch himself gazing at the open sky, searching for the castle on the horizon's line that he knows would never come for him in the filthy streets of the town's immoral district. Only the pure of heart, the old fairy had said, hobbling on two wizened legs near him as Star scrubbed the wooden floors of grime and leftovers.
"So never me?" he had asked, voice breaking only on the last word.
"Who's to say?" the rasping voice had responded, gazing to the sunset in the western sky barely visible from the window.
The dying fairy had never returned after that day and Star had watched his small offerings of berries and nuts rot slowly in the outside crevice beside the door. On the fifth day of no return, he took on the most customers he ever had in one day, exhausting himself to the point where he could justify his tears with another reason, because facing loneliness was beyond his capabilities.
Star was--and still is--known throughout his lord's lands as the town harlot, having been abandoned by his family after he was birthed with a caul over his head. The omen trumped any love they could have held for their child (if it even was their child and, truly, Star was not) and so the newborn was left to die in the streets one night, though the midwife was merciful enough to remove the caul and allow him to breathe even if she still abandoned him in the end. Feeling more excitement at free labor than pity for the wailing child, a sharp-eyed owner of a brothel saved the infant from a cold death, naming him after the stars that aligned that day to cross her path with his and preserve his life.
From a young age, Star was able to see the fae folk that glamoured themselves away from prying human eyes, some tall, some miniscule, and some that dwelled only in the darkness. He realized in his teenage years that he was one of them, even if he was an abandoned member of the supernatural. An aging fae had pitied the ignorant changeling and passed enough knowledge that the child at least understood the culture of his roots. Sweeping the grounds or cleaning the floors, Star found time to listen until he had gleaned enough knowledge to understand that every fae possessed a talent, while even stronger sorts held power over many magicks. Secretive experimentation led to the discovery of his own gift--a small touch of magic to plants. Flowers bloomed early and trees bore fruit in the wrong season. The brothel's modest garden soon had its share of bountiful harvest no matter the weather and its caretakers thanked the powers that be for the blessing, never knowing the true culprit of their abundance.
In time, the changeling grew into an attractive hostess, gathering customers and suitors like a candle gathers moths. Too intelligent for her own good, the brothel's head set the boy's purchase at an absurd 100,000 pieces of gold, a price only a lord could even hope to afford. Meanwhile, she raked in the profits of selling the surprisingly willing prostitute's body. For his part, Star didn't terribly mind his trade once the initial terror had passed and his innocence was lost. The townsfolk maintained an air of dignity and superiority over the brothel's workers, but Star knew them for what they were at night when the sexually frustrated and the perpetually lustful came knocking on the gaudy silver filigree of the business's doors. Not so noble, after all, especially when the local priest prayed for forgiveness from his many gods while tucked between Star's thighs.
He could have continued like that until youth and beauty both had deserted him--until the brothel had no more use for an aging whore--but the province lord's messenger came running one day with a missive for the brothel to deliver its finest. In that group were the most lucrative earners of the business, including Star. As greed and hedonism would have it, the lord kept all of them, paying out even Star's gouged price as if the imposing man had nothing else for his coffers to purchase. The local brothel's best joined several other groups from similar businesses around the province, adding to the lord's harem by the dozens and assigned to various high-ranking servants in the palace as personal concubines. The cream of the crop was reserved for the noble family's use and while the lord himself had no attraction to men, his fifth son Valen found a strange fascination with the changeling who walked as if on air, assured and relaxed regardless of the change in environment. Their relationship went no further than nobleman and concubine, but Star developed a certain fondness for his new exclusive customer. It was the fineness of his hair or the smoothness of his skin or just the way he held Star in a careful lover's embrace, but the result was the same: fondness to attraction, and for once Star couldn't shake off the lingering crush.
One chaotic night. Screams and the smell of blood and viscera. A hidden passage the lord's son had shown him. And Star only remembered cowering as far into the secret alcove as he could, hands over his ears and eyes squeezed shut. Murder. No. Massacre.
The dead lined the hallways like ghastly decor and crimson was the color of the night. A monster in the guise of the lord's son, eyes black and empty behind the skin it had donned. He remembered staring at liquid black where the crisp gray of those eyes should have been. And then darkness.
The castle was clean when he woke up. The monster in the noble's body stood at his bedside.
Words failed to exchange and for long, silent minutes they stared at one another. It was Star who gave in at last, bowing his head in submission. The face remained his lord's son. The eyes were a stranger. A monster.
He told himself he was staying because he had no choice. Because he would die if he tried to run away. Because he wanted to believe the only emotion holding him back was fear.
Changeling/Fae
Part of the myriad types of fae in the area, Star is a changeling--a fairy swapped for a human infant while in the womb and stricken of most fairy talents except the ability to see his fellow fae and the unique gift each fairy possesses. Permanently imbued with human form, Star at least retains the youthful grace of his kindred woodland fairies, a blessing in the shallow human society of his province and a particular stroke of luck given his profession.
Seduce the Flowers
Despite what Star jokingly calls his power, the ability is quite potent--on plants. Harvests will grow weeks faster than planned and neither pests nor pestilence will touch a single fiber of any crops Star has charmed.
Fruits and vegetables mature fat and sweet, and ears of grain unfurl hale and hearty. Wherever Star goes, he leaves behind a pastoral paradise, though the abundance of misery in the world makes it hard for him to enjoy the small corner of heaven he can create. Pretending to not care can only stave off the tension for so long.
Incubus
Star will give you a spicy time in bed (or in any other location you prefer). His fingers know where to roam and he can curl a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue, among other pleasing talents like flexibility and a boundless amount of "situational creativity."
Green Thumb
Given his power, Star has made it a hobby to cultivate plants. He may not know the botanical terminology, but he can certainly match any educated gardener with his self-taught knowledge and experimentation. Besides, if all else fails, he can make it grow regardless.
Fae Sight
As a natural part of his heritage, Star can see the fae folk glamoured or not. He doesn't interact much with them (especially not the more malevolent ones), but he is aware of their presences and careful of the sorts that enjoy wreaking havoc on human society.
Iron Enervation
Iron does not sear skin as it would normal fairies, but the touch of it still leaves Star short of breath and dizzyingly uncomfortable. More than several minutes of prolonged contact and he's liable to faint. An extended stay in any iron-dense container will likely kill him. Despite his human form, the fairy weakness remains even if lesser.
Everything Else
Aside from growing a fantastic sunflower, Star has no defenses against, well, anything. Death can come for him as easily as it does any other human.
Unmentionables, Gifts, and Jewelry
Plenty of ornate earrings, necklaces, and bracelets from various suitors during his time at the brothel. Star keeps these and other inappropriate things in a hidden compartment of his large jewelry box where he stores less valuable items and miscellaneous knick-knacks like quills and notebooks gifted by more eccentric patrons of his services.
Valen Astor
Not quite in love but not quite a stranger to the previous lord's son, Star is drawn to what remains of the sweet and silly nobleman he once knew, even if all that remains is physical. Unaware of what caused the massacre and afraid to broach the topic with the new monster-lord of the province, Star has remained steadfastly and fearfully in place both physically and mentally. He applies the face of an eager concubine for the sake of maintaining appearances (and his sanity), but there's a subtle desperation below the surface in his every interaction with the monster that had taken over the body of his lord's son and massacred the noble's family line. He doesn't want to believe it, but there's nothing left of the man whose presence brought him both tranquility of mind and heart.
A prostitute turned personal concubine and part-time gardener at a lord's estate, Star is the epitome of brazen decadence and spoiled libido. Sincerity can be bought and affection is directly correlated to the quantity of shiny accessories gifted. Star may not kiss and tell, but he'll certainly extort finery from his customers if they show even a hint of weakness. It's not like he didn't show them a good time, after all.
Changeling
19
5' 4" / 162cm 135 lbs. / 61kg
Male
Homosexual
Fata Morgana
A belief long held by the fairies of the region that any fae worthy of entering the realm of light would see the glorious visage of the Fata Morgana itself, supposedly a grand castle connecting the sky and sea at the horizon's line. Star doesn't truly believe in the realm of fae, but indulges the fantasy that a paradise filled with only happiness and fulfillment exists beyond what the eye can see for those who truly deserve it--not him, of course.
Gardener and personal slave to his lord.
Lithe and flexible with a slender frame, Star has always been as bright as his namesake with blonde hair so light the sun's rays might bleach its colors away and skin so pale that even the gentlest of bruises would mar black and blue. His fae heritage grants brilliant blue eyes and a gentle face of childishly soft curves that evokes the timeless connotations of innocence and purity.
And he is anything but.
Just vain enough to prefer jewelry and fine ornaments, Star bedecks himself often in the gifts of his customers, unabashedly displaying the fruits of his ill-reputed former profession. He's earned them, he insists, and he doesn't quite care that people think of him as a glorified stress toy.
"As long as they keep giving me gifts like these, they can call me what they like."
Entirely too irreverent and completely shameless, Star will speak his mind even when no one asked for his opinion. Or, rather, especially when no one asked. Raised as a whore and completely accepting of his history, the fairy pays mental lip service to the presence of the unseen fae around him, but rarely cares. After all, they abandoned him first. He isn't bitter about it, but he isn't about to go out of his way to help anyone that likely won't help him in return. Once upon a time, he might have, but that part of him is sealed in an airtight casket and buried at the bottom of his emotional ocean. Callous and unrepentant, Star has a smart mouth that's earned him more than his fair share of vicious backhands and flared tempers, but the abuse doesn't deter him. He likes it rough. Debauchery has a name and that name is Star Misch.
Star keeps a series of ready-made personalities on hand for use in any situation between the sheets and they range from obedient servant to feisty mistress--whatever makes the customer waste more time in his arms makes the brothel more money, after all, but it's not all stalling tactics with this mischievous sprite. Years of special services to the depraved have netted him a series of skills not suitable for any type of polite company, but more than applicable for almost any scenario that requires pleasure of the physical variety. Including cooking, because prolonged night antics work up an appetite and the brothel cooks have all gone to bed.
Love and trust are foreign concepts to Star while money and hourly rates for services rendered define his interpersonal relationships. If he's lonely, he certainly doesn't know it, but every so often he'll catch himself gazing at the open sky, searching for the castle on the horizon's line that he knows would never come for him in the filthy streets of the town's immoral district. Only the pure of heart, the old fairy had said, hobbling on two wizened legs near him as he scrubbed the wooden floors of grime and leftovers.
"So never me?" he had asked, voice breaking only on the last word.
"Who's to say?" the rasping voice had responded, gazing to the sunset in the western sky barely visible from the window.
The dying fairy had never returned after that day and Star had watched his small offerings of berries and nuts rot slowly in the outside crevice beside the door. On the fifth day of no return, he took on the most customers he ever had in one day, exhausting himself to the point where he could justify his tears with another reason, because facing loneliness was beyond his capabilities.
Star was--and still is--known throughout his lord's lands as the town harlot, having been abandoned by his family after he was birthed with a caul over his head. The omen trumped any love they could have held for their child (if it even was their child and, truly, Star was not) and so the newborn was left to die in the streets one night, though the midwife was merciful enough to remove the caul and allow him to breathe even if she still abandoned him in the end. Feeling more excitement at free labor than pity for the wailing child, a sharp-eyed owner of a brothel saved the infant from a cold death, naming him after the stars that aligned that day to cross her path with his and preserve his life.
From a young age, Star was able to see the fae folk that glamoured themselves away from prying human eyes, some tall, some miniscule, and some that dwelled only in the darkness. He realized in his teenage years that he was one of them, even if he was an abandoned member of the supernatural. An aging fae had pitied the ignorant changeling and passed enough knowledge that the child at least understood the culture of his roots. Sweeping the grounds or cleaning the floors, Star found time to listen until he had gleaned enough knowledge to understand that every fae possessed a talent, while even stronger sorts held power over many magicks. Secretive experimentation led to the discovery of his own gift--a small touch of magic to plants. Flowers bloomed early and trees bore fruit in the wrong season. The brothel's modest garden soon had its share of bountiful harvest no matter the weather and its caretakers thanked the powers that be for the blessing, never knowing the true culprit of their abundance.
In time, the changeling grew into an attractive hostess, gathering customers and suitors like a candle gathers moths. Too intelligent for her own good, the brothel's head set the boy's purchase at an absurd 100,000 pieces of gold, a price only a lord could even hope to afford. Meanwhile, she raked in the profits of selling the surprisingly willing prostitute's body. For his part, Star didn't terribly mind his trade once the initial terror had passed and his innocence was lost. The townsfolk maintained an air of dignity and superiority over the brothel's workers, but Star knew them for what they were at night when the sexually frustrated and the perpetually lustful came knocking on the gaudy silver filigree of the business's doors. Not so noble, after all, especially when the local priest prayed for forgiveness from his many gods while tucked between Star's thighs.
He could have continued like that until youth and beauty both had deserted him--until the brothel had no more use for an aging whore--but the province lord's messenger came running one day with a missive for the brothel to deliver its finest. In that group were the most lucrative earners of the business, including Star. As greed and hedonism would have it, the lord kept all of them, paying out even Star's gouged price as if the imposing man had nothing else for his coffers to purchase. The local brothel's best joined several other groups from similar businesses around the province, adding to the lord's harem by the dozens and assigned to various high-ranking servants in the palace as personal concubines. The cream of the crop was reserved for the noble family's use and while the lord himself had no attraction to men, his son found a strange fascination with the changeling who walked as if on air, assured and relaxed regardless of the change in environment. Their relationship went no further than nobleman and concubine, but Star developed a certain fondness for his new exclusive customer. It was the fineness of his hair or the smoothness of his skin or just the way he held Star in a careful lover's embrace, but the result was the same: fondness to attraction, and for once Star couldn't shake off the lingering crush.
One chaotic night. Screams and the smell of blood and viscera. A hidden passage the lord's son had shown him. And Star only remembered cowering as far into the secret alcove as he could, hands over his ears and eyes squeezed shut. Murder. No. Massacre.
The dead lined the hallways like ghastly decor and crimson was the color of the night. A monster in the guise of the lord's son, eyes black and empty behind the skin it had donned. He remembered staring at liquid black where the crisp gray of those eyes should have been. And then darkness.
The castle was clean when he woke up. The monster in the noble's body stood at his bedside.
Words failed to exchange and for long, silent minutes they stared at one another. It was Star who gave in at last, bowing his head in submission. The face remained his lord's son. The eyes were a stranger. A monster.
He told himself he was staying because he had no choice. Because he would die if he tried to run away. Because he wanted to believe the only emotion holding him back was fear.
Changeling/Fae
Part of the myriad types of fae in the area, Star is a changeling--a fairy swapped for a human infant while in the womb and stricken of most fairy talents except the ability to see his fellow fae and the unique gift each fairy possesses. Permanently imbued with human form, Star at least retains the youthful grace of his kindred woodland fairies, a blessing in the shallow human society of his province and a particular stroke of luck given his profession.
Seduce the Flowers
Despite what Star jokingly calls his power, the ability is quite potent--on plants. Harvests will grow weeks faster than planned and neither pests nor pestilence will touch a single fiber of any crops Star has charmed.
Fruits and vegetables mature fat and sweet, and ears of grain unfurl hale and hearty. Wherever Star goes, he leaves behind a pastoral paradise, though the abundance of misery in the world makes it hard for him to enjoy the small corner of heaven he can create. Pretending to not care can only stave off the tension for so long.
Incubus
Star will give you a spicy time in bed (or in any other location you prefer). His fingers know where to roam and he can curl a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue, among other pleasing talents like flexibility and a boundless amount of "situational creativity."
Green Thumb
Given his power, Star has made it a hobby to cultivate plants. He may not know the botanical terminology, but he can certainly match any educated gardener with his self-taught knowledge and experimentation. Besides, if all else fails, he can make it grow regardless.
Fae Sight
As a natural part of his heritage, Star can see the fae folk glamoured or not. He doesn't interact much with them (especially not the more malevolent ones), but he is aware of their presences and careful of the sorts that enjoy wreaking havoc on human society.
Iron Fire
Iron does not sear skin as it would normal fairies, but the touch of it still leaves Star short of breath and dizzyingly uncomfortable. More than several minutes of prolonged contact and he's liable to faint. An extended stay in any iron-dense container will likely kill him. Despite his human form, the fairy weakness remains even if lesser.
Physical Battery
Aside from growing a fantastic sunflower, Star has no defenses against, well, anything. Death can come for him as easily as it does any other human.
Unmentionables, Gifts, and Jewelry
Plenty of ornate earrings, necklaces, and bracelets from various suitors during his time at the brothel. Star keeps these and other inappropriate things in a hidden compartment of his large jewelry box where he stores less valuable items and miscellaneous knick-knacks like quills and notebooks gifted by more eccentric patrons of his services.
Valen Astor
Not quite in love but not quite a stranger to the previous lord's son, Star is drawn to what remains of the sweet and silly nobleman he once knew, even if all that remains is physical. Unaware of what caused the massacre and afraid to broach the topic with the new monster-lord of the province, Star has remained steadfastly and fearfully in place both physically and mentally. He applies the face of an eager concubine for the sake of maintaining appearances (and his sanity), but there's a subtle desperation below the surface in his every interaction with the monster that had taken over the body of his lord's son and massacred the noble's family line. He doesn't want to believe it, but there's nothing left of the man whose presence brought him both tranquility of mind and heart.