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Current GM of World of Light. When it comes to writing, there's nothing I love more than imagination, engagement, and commitment. I'm always open to talk, suggestion, criticism, and collaboration. While I try to be as obliging, helpful, and courteous as possible, I have very little sympathy for ghosts, and anyone who'd like to string me along. Straightforwardness is all I ask for.

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Having so much backstory isn't necessarily bad, but it does highlight the discrepancy between backstory content and personality content. If he's been through so much, surely there must be more to him as a character?

Given what he can do, I would be more inclined to say his Specialty is 'Jack-of-all-trades' or 'Adaptability' rather than ranged attacks only.

I have just a couple questions about his power. Is the only power he can absorb elemental? Would that mean his absorption just doesn't work on targets without elemental powers like, say, Tora? How many powers can he stock at once? Is there a time limit before powers expire or something?
Tora and Poppi

Location: Sandswept Sky - Al Mamoon
Level 9 Tora (90/90) Level 9 Poppi (90/90) Level 5 Big Band (29/50)
Midna’s @DracoLunaris, Fox’s @Dawnrider, Jesse’s @Zoey Boey, Sectonia’s @Archmage MC, Primrose’s @Yankee, Yoshitsune and Sora’’s @Rockin Strings, Mao’s @Potemking, Raz’s @TruthHurts22
Word Count: 1467


Remembering the high-calorie feeding frenzy her Masterpon so happily partook in the night before made Poppi’s unblinking stare at Tora’s platter of pancakes all the more condemnatory. Such was its severity that, try as he might to shut her out, the Nopon quickly wilted under her gaze. “...Meeeh?!” he moaned, lowering his eagerly-raised fork and knife. “Stop looking at Tora like that! Poppi make it really hard to enjoy meal, meh!”

“Is Masterpon really going to eat all that, after giant junk food dinner last night?” the artificial blade questioned, the sheer incredulousness writ on her features as she watched the maple syrup flow down the flapjack stack in rivulets making Tora feel awfully judged.

Uneasy, Tora scratched at his face with a wing. “W-well, that Tora plan, but now all of sudden Tora not so sure…”

Poppi interlaced her fingers, her elbows on the red-white checkers of the tablecloth. “Poppi know that as Nopon, Tora love food and want make most of Gold Pass before leave, but surely this still too much?”

“Meh, Tora is growing boy! Need keep strength up!” the engineer defended himself.

“If not be careful, only growing Tora do is sideways.”

Tora’s brow furrowed, an annoyed look on his face. “That enough! Listen, Tora know that it part of Poppi job to take care of Masterpon, keep Tora under control, but maybe Poppi not realize how much strain it put on Tora to run around all day, every day, meh, meh, meh! Since start adventure with Rex-Rex and friends, it nonstop exercise, and if not eat well, Tora can’t function. We fight big bossypon today too, so need every bit of energy Tora can get!”

After hearing her creator out with her eye closed in reflection, his companion gave him a sagacious nod of acceptance. “Poppi understand better. Not realize Masterpon thought it out so much, and am sorry for jump gun. As long as Masterpon aware, have as many as…” she trailed off as she opened her eyes, finding Tora already a full pancake in, his cheeks stuffed like a hamster’s. He stared at her sideways as if she’d caught him with his hand in the cookie jar, but Poppi merely shrugged and turned her attention elsewhere.

Though she got the impression that this tidy little diner would ordinarily be bustling with activity thanks to its proximity to the train station, it was a slower business morning for Al Mamoon on account of a certain high-profile public event, and this place was no exception. Realizing that many citizens would be out attending Validar’s grand press release, and not really interested in it himself, Tora had made the strategic move to go hunting for breakfast rather than witness the official end of the Resistance. As such, while Sectonia and Raz busied themselves with demonstrations of the former members’ innocence, and Midna helped distribute the stolen goods, the Nopon found himself nice and cozy in the near-total privacy of Bear and Breakfast, his hearty meal delivered by none other than the owner himself, the affable Hank. In Al Mamoon, any establishments that didn’t fit the city’s sandstone aesthetic tended to catch the eye, and after relishing his pancakes Tora certainly didn’t regret this diner catching his.

Still, all good things had to come to an end, and Tora did not plan to shirk his duties. Though the Gold Pass paid for his breakfast, he and Poppi made sure to tip Hank for his mighty fine efforts by providing as much water and ice as he could want, courtesy of Poppi’s ether conversion. Then they set off, headed right down the road toward the well-traveled train station that would see them on their way. There they found the Railway Gun just where they left it, stupendous as it was terrifying, visible in all its majesty in the morning sun, primed and ready to roll. Eager to make up for the lost opportunity to survey it last night, Tora swept across the machine like a hurricane under the Conductor’s watchful eye(?), while Poppi waited out front.

Even with a big event going on, the station buzzed with activity. Those who couldn’t afford to spend a half hour or so attending Validar’s press release were either making their commutes or already hard at work. Normal-sized trains chugged in and out of the place, loading up or discharging cargo and passengers. Most notably, the Yellow Line was especially active, running with remarkable regularity through that impossible tunnel on the outer wall. It piqued Poppi’s curiosity, but she wasn’t about to take any brash action, especially without Tora. Instead, she just watched the people of Al Mamoon go by.

Soon enough, the artificial blade had company. An entire crowd of allies arrived at once, evidently having come all the way from the display in front of the Cowlipha’s palace. Big Band and Peacock moved as a unit, the detective taking the opportunity to explain the overall situation to his cartoon-watching charge, while the group from Lakeside followed along. The Scout, the Heavy, the Medic, and Blue Poison had fought together, deserted together, been lost together, and survived together, and even after their harrowing ordeal yesterday, none of them felt like calling it quits. Along with them came Goldlewis and Ram, with the girl’s black Organization coat packed away in favor of her own white mantle to beat the desert heat. Unlike Goldlewis, who would be headed back toward the northern metropolis as planned, Ram would be following along on the Seeker’s quest to slay this region’s boss. The sight of so many allies filled Poppi with courage. “Friends!” she called, waving her arms in greeting, and after Tora looked up at her shout he slid down the Railway Gun’s hull to join the others.

He bounced over to what was quickly becoming a sizable crowd just in time to hear Big Band say, “Naw, it all went down smooth as jazz. Most folks were just glad that Resistance, bein’ a thorn in the general side for a while an’ all, ain’t a problem no mo’. The rest were glad t’see the former members put to rights. A couple of ‘em like Earthquake, Cass, ‘n Maeve were criminals, but a couple were sorely missed. Havin’ proof of the ringleader there to take the fall squared everythin’ away nice ‘n tidy, and if anyone winds up feelin’ it’s a little too tidy, well…” He heaved his massive mechanical shoulders. “That ain’t our problem!”

“There are a great many mysteries here still,” Robin mused, peering through the arches of the train station toward the Palace. Ever in his shadow, Tharja followed his gaze, her sunken eyes staring out beneath a crown of bright blond hair. “Like what happened to Lowlah, how to restore her, and Validar’s true intentions. But for now, we must attend to more pressing matters.”

“Awrighty then, let’s blow this popsicle stand already!” Peacock declared. “I’m dyin’ to bag me that big mook flyin’ around the mountain!”

After glancing at Goldlewis over by the Railway Gun being mighty impressed, Band directed his attention to Tora. “How’s it lookin’, son?”

Nearly beside himself with excitement, Tora could scarcely keep still. “All systems go!” he announced.

“What’d I tell ya, lad?” the Conductor smirked, crossing his arms. “Gibberin’ ghouls or not, when it comes to trains, I know me business!”

A handful of shadows fell over the group, and when the gathered Seekers looked over they found six familiar shapes standing on the rooftop opposite the station, silhouetted against the rising sun. Having made their stylish entrance, the Phantom Thieves leaped down and ran into the station, further bolstering the ranks of the Railway Gun’s crew. Clean as a whistle in his black jacket, Joker -along with Skull, Panther, Fox, Mona, and Necronomicon- exchanged greetings with those already present.

“Well then, it looks like we’re just about ready to roll out,” Joker summarized.

“How’s everyone looking?” Necronomicon asked, trying to get a clear picture of the general status. “Any last-minute preparations?”

Holding up a rucksack, Panther announced, “We just finished shopping! Grabbed some cold-weather gear and supplies!” She neglected to mention that the Thieves had used the last of the cash they’d looted from Madarame’s Museum of Vanity yesterday to do it, on account of the eyebrows it might raise.

With Peacock already gone to get on the train Band could only hope she wasn’t getting into mischief, so he ran a quick headcount instead. “We’re still missin’ a few,” Band noticed. “Probably gearin’ up, like you said.”

The sixteen, split into small groups either on the platform or the train, continued to chat and make ready for the upcoming voyage as they waited.
Tora and Poppi

Location: Sandswept Sky - Al Mamoon
Level 9 Tora (90/90) Level 9 Poppi (90/90) Level 5 Big Band (29/50)
Fox’s @Dawnrider, Jesse’s @Zoey Boey, Sora’s @Rockin Strings, Mao’s @Potemking, Raz’s @TruthHurts22
Word Count: 1970


A hefty helping of rather unhealthy food, calorie rich and vitamin deficient, left Tora feeling more rotund than usual, so he was in no hurry to do much of anything. Since wherever he went Poppi followed, the pair ambled out into the town. Despite being their fourth or fifth journey through Al Mamoon, the city really did have yet to lose its charm for the unusual pair. Without the suns’ rays a blanket of blue moonlight had settled over the city, The world of Alrest that Tora and Poppi called home simply didn’t have cities either this big or this dense. Even the capitals of Uraya and Mor Ardain, Fonsa Myma and Alba Cavanich respectively, fell short. On this trip the two also happened to lack any objective beyond an eventual arrival somewhere that Tora could sleep, so they could wander to their hearts’ content. And wander they did.



At their leisure Tora and Poppi ducked in and out of a dozen shops, businesses, and other places of interest. Though normally a wealth of unfamiliar smells would fascinate any Nopon worth his salts, Tora was so stuffed from his feast at Spread Eagle that the very idea of food repulsed him, so he and his Blade steered well clear of other restaurants. Still, that left plenty of cool places to visit, like the quaint little Kecleon Shop, a multimedia retailer that caught Tora’s attention, a bowling alley the Crafters’ Guild integrated into an ancient ruin, the spooky Hall of the Chosen that served as a Grimleal temple, and the Sacred Flame Arena, a gladiatorial cage suspended before the statue of a forgotten war god.

Even though the two seldom stopped for more than a few moments at any given place, the sheer abundance of sights to see meant that a good long while passed before Poppi eventually steered her Masterpon in the direction of the train station. Now that the incredibly awesome Railway Gun was officially Team Good Guys property, Tora couldn’t be more jazzed to waddle over and check the behemoth locomotive out, no matter how tired and full he might be. The two arrived and made a beeline to the platforms to find the Railway Gun right where they left it, as gargantuan and imposing as ever, but not unattended. Instead they found it under review by none other than the Conductor. Spick and span in his little uniform despite the late hour, he watched over a crew of the Grimleal’s undead workmen as they went down his long checklist of repairs and preparations to make before the immense locomotive could get rolling the next morning. Tora moved in. “Hihi, Mr. Conductor! How things going?”

“Not too bad, considerin’ ‘ow much I’d rather be watchin’ me ol’ Westerns in me couch right about now,” the yellow-feather bird joked, none too serious. “Lucky this oversized rustbucket in’t as complicated as it looks, or these zombie blokes’d be in a peckin’ state, make no mistake. If I wanted a bunch of peck necks to dance around on bird seed, I’d visit me grandchildren.”

Tora saw only a couple thralls around the Railway Gun, so he figured the rest must be inside. “That good to hear. Any idea on progress?”

The Conductor shrugged. “We’re pretty close, actually. We’ve mostly just been loadin’ up fuel. This thing’s got a big peckin’ appetite.” He glanced over at Tora, or at least the Nopon assumed he did, since he couldn’t for the life of him identify the Conductor’s eyes--if he had any to begin with. “Guess all that work ya did fer free earlier saved me a lotta trouble. Don’t s’pose ya know how to run one o’ these things, lad?”

“Not really, but Tora very good with machines, and vehicle just big machine that move, meh!” the Nopon declared, which Poppi backed up with a nod.

Their assurances they still left the Conductor well shy of convinced, but if they seemed sure of themselves, who was he to judge? “Eh, I’ll take your word for it, lad. Hopefully Validar agrees and lets me off the peckin’ hook. The sooner I get back to me Owl Express, the better!”

Though the opportunity came as a result of the Conductor passing the buck, Tora lit up at the possibility of driving the Railway Gun. “Ooh, Tora hope so! Nighty-nighty, Conductor!”

“G’night!”

As he went back to his business, Tora and Poppi stepped away, with the Nopon making an idle observation. “Meh, meh...doesn’t he talk sort of like Gormotti in Torigoth?”

“Poppi actually thought same thing!”

The shared revelation made Tora smile. “Meheh. Gormotti are kittypons though, and Mr. Conductor is birdypon, so he not be very happy back home.”

“No trains, either,” Poppi added in agreement.

Tora’s brow furrowed. “...He [i]is[i/] birdypon, right?”

His companion looked no more certain than he did. “Scans inconclusive,” she told him.

Rather than rush back toward the entrance they wandered a little while longer through the station, moving up and down the train platforms. Tora made sure to check out each and every locomotive he could get close to, wishing he had both the time and permission to peer into their inner workings and learn their engineering marvels for himself. Despite all his technical accomplishments, from making weapons to video games to Poppi, it had always been beyond his means to prototype his own vehicle. His forebears never dabbled in that area, so he lacked the know-how as well as the materials, and before meeting Rex he traveled precious little, anyway. That meant that in a way, the Railway Gun was a massive, ironclad dream come true.

Tora’s locomotive tour ended in a particularly strange train. Sleek and almost featureless except for its rows of yellow windows, it looked to Tora like a big, long blue box, but that wasn’t all. The track beneath it shimmered like an illusion over the concrete beneath, and it extended straight into the pitch-black void of a tunnel Tora felt pretty darn sure was on an exterior wall. In front of it rested a giant orange cat, bigger than a horse and tethered to the vehicle like one too, curled up in a tantalizingly fluffy ball. In other words, it was an impossible train--and that was precisely what made it so interesting. With Poppi right behind and as curious as he was, he approached the sign.

Yellow Line
Destination: Nyakuza Metro
Connections: Just about anywhere
Yellow Metro Pass required to board


“Anywhere?” Tora repeated before turning to Poppi. “Meh meh. Poppi not suppose they mean anywhere anywhere?”

“If cat train somehow use impossible space, it not...well, impossible,” Poppi reasoned.

As the two pondered the implications, a brassy note from behind broke their concentration. They turned to see the familiar hulking figure of Big Band power-walking across the station toward them, shaking the ground ever-so-slightly with each two-and-a-half-ton step.

“Band-Band!” Tora exclaimed, flapping his wings as he ran over with Poppi in hot pursuit. Before either got too close, however, a black hole opened in the tile in front of them, and out of the darkness within sprang a ragamuffin in a top hat. With teeth as metal in her arms and crimson eyes in abundance on her limbs rather than in her empty sockets, she looked just as creepy as she did cartoony, and the pistol she pointed right at Tora sure didn’t help with first impressions. “Meh?!” he squeaked.

“Say your pwayers!” she grinned as she pulled the trigger.

As Tora flinched, a tiny flag extended from the barrel and unrolled, revealing a bright red banner with the word ‘BANG!’ written in bold yellow font. Immediately the would-be shooter broke down into a fit of laughter. “Gahahahah, gotcha! Boy, you’s two’s oughta see the looks on your faces right about now!”

Taken utterly aback, the two looked between the stranger and Band as he approached. “Peacock!” he admonished as he came to a stop behind the girl, deploying an arm to take hold of her shoulder. “If you greet someone like that, they’re liable to take you serious!” With a sigh he gave Tora and Poppi an apologetic look. “Sorry, folks. She’s still learnin’ that what’s funny for her might not be funny for everyone.”

“Aw, shucks!” The girl complained, weaseling out of Band’s grasp. “The big lump ain’t got a funny bone in his body, see?”

“Better than bein’ the eternal child.” Band retracted his arm and addressed the duo. “Anyway, this is Peacock. She an’ I go back a ways. Say hi, Peacock.”

“Soitenly!” Closing her eyes with a smile, the girl doffed her hat[, revealing a little bird thing in similar clothes that raised its own hat, beneath which a tiny cricket raised a hat of its own for a triple-layer greeting.

Band turned toward a row of benches the group could retire to, signalling the others to follow him. “Why don’t we sit and get y’all caught up?”

“Meeeh…” Tora groaned, prompting the detective to pause. A quick examination confirmed that Peacock’s stunt had spooked the last bit of energy right out of him. “Tora literally about to collapse from exhaustion. Can’t Band-Band give short version while Poppi carry to hotel?”

No stranger to adapting on the fly, Band conceded, and the small group set off. Held like a plushie in Poppi’s arms, Tora fell asleep instantly, but naturally his creation was willing to hear Band out in his stead. “Short version is, Peacock here took a leaf outta my book and came here to try an’ crack the Resistance case all on her own. Course, she didn’t tell me nothin’, so by the time I roll in she’s nowhere to be found. Apparently she tracked the actual ringleader all the way over to a town nearby, only for the both of ‘em to get struck in traps.”

“I busted outta there last night and moseyed on back though,” Peacock added, swinging her arms as she walked in an exaggerated fashion. “And wouldn’tcha know, on the way over this mornin’ I stumbled on a buncha chumps out in the sand. There were some weird bugs too. Wasted those suckers.” She raised a finger gun and winked, which made a gun sound and actually shot a puff of smoke.

“Point is, the people she met were apparently part of your group, if everythin’ matches up,” Band said. “I’d found Fox here waitin’ for Tora..."

"Oh..." Poppi mumbled, having gotten so caught up with dinner and exploring the city that the pilot's instructions slipped her memory.

"...But when I saw Peacock’s planes I knew it was her straight away. We went out, helped bring ‘em in, and fixed ‘em up in the hotel.” He nodded at the establishment coming up on the small group’s right. “He stuck around with ‘em, but I came back to see if there was any funny business with the train. Guess we’ll double check tomorrow mornin’.”

Having assumed that the party members lost during the upswell were dead, Poppi greeted the news of their recovery with joy. “That great news! Everyone will be so happy!” With a smile on her face the artificial blade ran her fingers through Tora’s fur. “Even Masterpon sleep easier knowing they safe.”

“I sure hope so.” Band couldn’t help but echo Poppi’s smile. “It’s gonna be one hell of a day tomorrow. Y’all make sure you’re well-rested.”

“And you, detective.” After giving Band a curtsy in thanks for holding the door open, Poppi disappeared inside to speak with the receptionist about a room for herself and Tora.

As Peacock marched inside, demanding to stay up late and watch cartoons, Band’s eyes rested for another moment or two on the moon. “Alone together at last.” Then he shook his head, murmured, “God bless the child,” with a smile, and disappeared inside.



Let me know if I need to change or add anything. I was thinking about adding a shadow, which would be filled with hate, anger, and being nihilist. But I was not sure if that would fit or not. And for a persona I have one that would be perfect for him.


The 'scars' section is not literal but metaphorical. That's the section in which you write the core of your character's conflict. If you need any pointers, feel free to check out others' sheets. The only conflict I really glean from his sheet at the moment is external against the punks mentioned in his backstory. Since he Your mention of a Shadow however implies internal conflict, which I see no grounds for yet. For now, I would ask that you PM me the sheet in full, including the Metaverse section, so I can properly evaluate it.
It’s Dinnertime

Location: Sandswept Sky - Al Mamoon
Level 9 Tora (76/90) Level 9 Poppi (76/90)
Jesse’s @Zoey Boey, Sora’s @Rockin Strings, Mao’s @Potemking Raz’s @TruthHurts22
Word Count: 10922 (+11)


Though Tora and Poppi found themselves walking the streets of Al Mamoon to an unknown location yet again, the change in situation really made all the difference. Moving at a leisurely amble rather than a single-minded sprint was a palpable relief, and needing to neither keep tail a fast-moving guide nor be wary of attack around every corner really allowed the pair to soak up the city’s many details for the first time since they originally left the train station this morning. Although Al Mamoon’s walls and buildings shot down any hope of witnessing a desert sunset, its vibrant rays sent long shadows creeping across the merchant stalls and avenues. Just as it had in the sugary vales surrounding Parnasse the night before, the desert heat was loosening its grasp. It was the end of a long and tiresome day.

That said, the day winding down did not mean that Al Mamoon’s people followed suit. In fact, with much of the populace still out and about long after rush hour ended, nightfall really just meant a new beginning. Thousands of citizens, hungry, thirsty, and tired from their long days of work, shared Tora’s desires. Many chose to spend their evenings at home, making the most of their previously-bought groceries and going about their business in private, but so many went back out into Al Mamoon’s streets that the city buzzed with activity. To Tora and Poppi, a pair from a world where even the biggest cities paled in comparison to a place like this, it made for a fascinating spectacle. Such was the variety and vitality of Validar’s desert flower that it would have been tempting to just sink into a bench and just watch it all go by, if not for the powerful impetus provided by the chance of a free dinner.

Having spent a considerable amount of time in Al Mamoon (at least, for longer than any of the others present), Raz took it upon himself to act as a tour guide for them, pointing at seemingly innocuous buildings they passed or people milling around and doling out some trivia on them. “Oh, and I wouldn’t go to the markets at this time of night,” he finished off with, “not because you’ll get mugged, but because the merchants tend to really raise the prices once the sun goes down. I think they said because only the ‘bravest of browsers’ would show up this late? Since you’ll also totally get mugged there.”

And despite Mao's own time spent in Al Mamoon long before the Seekers had arrived, he still felt unfamiliar in the desert city. What was the small period of time in a place like this, compared to over thirteen-hundred years of school life as an honor student back home? Perhaps he owed what familiarity he did have with it to Galeem's influence, in a way. It'd all seemed normal, but having his first peaceful opportunity to think with a free mind made him truly realize how out of his element he felt. He cautiously watched the individuals passing by their small posse, noticing eyes in the darker corners looking at his new piece of jewelry. Not wanting to have to start a fight a mere day before getting this business with the Resistance sorted, Mao brought his hood over his head in hopes of deterring those who'd get any bright ideas.

As Sora walked behind Tora and Poppi, his thoughts were mainly on the upcoming meal. He couldn't remember the last time he ate. He wondered if he'd see Little Chef again. It'd been fun helping the intelligent rat, who could somehow take control of his body from him through his hair, create new and delicious meals from random ingredients he'd found during his travels. His step faltered as his stomach growled. "Guess I'm hungrier than I thought," he chuckled softly, rubbing his belly.

At length, Goldlewis came to a stop in front of a building like any other, except for the vivid neon lights on the windows, and the row of motorcycles hitched outside. “Here we are,” the big man announced, his eyes paused on the star-spangled banner softly flapping on a prominent pole by the sign. “It’s a bar an’ grill, with more burgers an’ hot dogs than you shake a stick at. It’s called the Spread Eagle, an’ it’s even got the ol’ red, white, an’ blue. Now ain’t that patriotic?” He looked oddly proud, although a little oblivious at the same time, not that Tora caught on.

“God bless America.” Jesse said with convincing vigor, though there was a teasing note in her voice.

Mao snickered beneath his hood, Jesse's words making him think of the Celestial realm. If only these poor human saps actually knew what 'God' was really like.

Sora tilted his head in confusion. "What's America?" During his travels, he'd never heard of it. A few of those present had an answer for him, but Sectonia cut in before anyone could shed some light on the word.

”So this is the best this place has to offer? An establishment that serves sausages? Do you know what goes into those? Although admittedly hamburgers are new.” Sectonia said, offended at the mention of hot dogs. ”So does your country eat Waddle Dees?”

Looking confused and a little put off, Goldlewis admitted, “Well, there’s better places. I just like this one.” He wondered if the big bug would be able to fit through the doorway, which being made for humans could only barely accommodate himself. “No, dunno what those are,” he mentioned in regard to the creature Sectonia mentioned.

Sora just became more confused. "Will somebody explain this stuff to me? What's a hot dog? What's a hamburger? What's a Waddle Dee?" He sighed in frustration. "I wish Jiminy was here."

“It’d be easier for you to see them for yourself,” Raz answered. “I know I’d dig into a few dogs myself. Back home, we were always able to sneak a few concessions between shows. Even after Dion threw up once when we did the Flying Waterwheel because he ended up eating a few old ones. That’s a lesson you only have to learn once.”

”Hm...” Sectonia said, thinking about even going into this establishment. If it was well kept she wasn’t wholly against it, but if it was grungy she was going to find somewhere else to eat. Although even she showed concern about the building. Fitting through the door wasn’t that big of an issue if she could blink, but did the interior even have enough space without her having to touch the walls or ceiling or anything .Especially the latter, as she highly doubted it was made of marble or anything easily cleaned, or ever got cleaned in the first place.

”Waddle Dees are this common variety walking ball thing the surface world of Popstar used as servants, however they are plentiful and you can find varieties that grow to be even bigger than myself and harvest them for meat. They aren't the smartest things around, and the larger ones are even dumber than that. But they have zero flavor.” Sectonia said.

“Uh huh…” Goldlewis replied noncommittally, wondering if he should have phrased his previous, incurious response better. /he turned his focus to Sora, holding up his hand in mock surrender. Whoa there, pardner! No need to get impatient. You’ll see soon enough.”

A perimeter fence made partially of large flower boxes surrounded the place’s outdoor eating area, where a couple patrons in green fold-out chairs chatted at square tables. As the group passed through to enter, with Poppi stepping up to hold the door for the rest, Goldlewis lingered a moment longer. Even with one eye veiled beneath the darkened lens of his glasses, he’d spotted something odd not too far from the front door, hidden in the shadows of a bright blue vending machine. Judging by its barely-visible contours, overall smoothness, and curvature, it could only be a figure in a dark robe, silently spying on the Seekers as they approached. Instantly on alert thanks to the war veteran’s instincts, Goldlewis ponderously knelt down as if to tie his shoe. “Y’all go on ahead a moment,” he assured the rest. “I just need to…hah!”

Having couched his legs like a track runner, the huge man sprang forward. Like a train in the night his giant mitt pierced through the darkness and disappeared inside the hood of the unknown watcher, seizing whoever it was by the neck. “Gotcha!” Goldlewis crowed. “Now, let’s see who we’re dealin’ with.” Holding tight, he pulled the stranger out of the concealing shadows and into the porch’s incandescence where everyone could see.

Upon seeing the coat, Sora immediately summoned his keyblade and took a fighting stance. "Organization 13!"



Instantly Goldlewis’ face lit up in recognition at the adorably squishy face that peered out from his grasp in mixed confusion and mild alarm. His eyes widened and his brows went up as he tried to find his words. “You! You’re the...that girl! The one who declared war on the whole doggone world an’ ended up with Illyria!” He released her in a hurry and stepped back, allowing her to straighten herself. Apparently she’d been wearing that white hat of hers beneath the hood of her black coat, and as she both straightened her cap and fluffed out her pale blonde hair, Tora could see that she possessed quite the cute face, as well as an intriguing pair of bright, bronze-colored eyes. More striking was the fact that, once allowed to stand on her own again, she floated just above the ground, her tiptoes barely grazing it.

"Wait, she's not with Organization 13?" the keybearer asked, his weapon dropping a bit.

Goldlewis wasn’t the only trained government agent among them, even if the young psychic didn’t look like it. Once the big man sprung into action Raz followed suit, pressing a finger to the side of his helmet, at his temple, and extending his other hand outward, ready to blast this world-war-declaring woman should she make a move.

"You know her?" Mao quizzed, hand drifting closely to his weapon out of caution. He wasn't particularly nailing her down as the war-mongering type, especially for a place like this, but he knew doubting the abilities of individuals, human in appearance or not, had gotten him pretty injured over the last few hours.

“Not personally. Wasn’t really my country that dealt with ‘er,” the veteran told him before addressing the girl again. “Pardon me I don’t mean to be rude or anythin’. Lemme start again.” He cleared his throat and offered his hand. “The name’s Goldlewis Dickinson.”

“You can call me Ram,” the stranger told her captor after a moment, rather unfazed by the unexpected grab despite the sheer size of its perpetrator. She glanced at his giant mitt without any trace of either curiosity or hostility, and did not accept it.

Goldlewis was not quite so nonchalant about the whole affair, but did not force the shake. “R-right, uh, sorry, miss.” He rubbed his head, embarrassed in front of his new acquaintances by his paranoia. “Force of habit, see. What...ah, what are ya doin’ here, if you don’t mind me askin?”

A moment slid by, Ram’s face blank, before she replied. “...Burger.”

“Pardon?” The Secretary of Absolute Defense raised an eyebrow.

Ram crossed her arms. Her left arm, at least what could be seen beyond her dark sleeve, seemed to be totally bound in dark red straps. “I wanted a burger.”

Not expecting such a mundane answer from such an important individual, Goldlewis offered the small woman a tentative smile. “Well then, why don’cha come with us? We were just fixin’ t’eat, too. And we’re due a free meal. Least I can do after spookin’ ya like that.”

Jesse nodded in greeting towards Ramlethal. “Hi, I’m Jesse.”

Not quite as sheepish as Goldlewis, Raz returned to a normal, non-combative stance. “Ram? Well, I’m Raz. So I guess you can say that we’re pretty similar! Since, you know, our names are close, except for the one…” Okay, now he seemed pretty sheepish. He cleared his throat. “A-anyways, yeah, I’m sure we can get you a burger too.”

“Hello, am Tora! More friends make food taste better, meh!” Tora announced. Sora agreed with a big smile and a thumbs up.

Ram nodded, still impassive, and agreed. “Okay.”

Mao shrugged his shoulders, seeming to lack belief in Tora’s statement. ”Guess our party just got bigger.” Once Ram joined the group, gliding into their midst, the party of eight proceeded inside.



Passing through the doorway from the sunset sandstone of the desert city’s streets and into Spread Eagle’s interior felt like stepping through a portal to another world. In an instant the prospective diners were surrounded by aged wood, from the walls to the floors to the furniture, and beset on all sides by quaint sentimentality. Framed black-and-white photos, newspaper articles, and ads hung alongside the neon signs that called back to a bygone age in a tapestry of commemoration. Here and there hung sat various household items and keepsakes, odds and ends that surely mattered to someone at some point, but now merely contributed to the homely, casual atmosphere. A pool table sat atop a rug in front of the bar, currently in use by a tattooed biker and a tougher-looking, white-bearded hillbilly, the calculated clacks of their cues against the pools balls interspersing the murmur of chatter that pervaded the place. Most of the patrons looked like regular humans, albeit with green diamonds floating above their hands, and any shreds of conversation that reached the visitors proved to be utterly unintelligible nonsense. The rest were odd bikers, who seemed more like caricatures than real people. It was hard to imagine that the fireplace sitting along one wall would see any use in a town like this. To anyone with even a passing familiarity with America’s more rural regions, Spread Eagle might as well have been Everybar in Anytown, USA. And Goldlewis looked right at home.

“Well, this is nostalgic. But it’s odd to see something like this outside of the US. Feels like a movie set, or a themed restaurant in Europe.” Jesse said, peering around. And also, she thought, the Sims are here.

“Are those people being mind-controlled, too?” Raz pointed at the collection of Sims, what with their incoherent babble amongst each other and the presence of a glowing diamond above each of their heads, all in a different shade of green, yellow, or red.

“Nah, I’m pretty sure they’re just like that.” Jesse dismissed the issue.

Sectonia found that, yes, the door was too small for her; that was obvious from the outset though. However when she looked into the restaurant, she found that its interior was also too small for her size and would be incredibly uncomfortable to squeeze into with her blink. Thinking, Sectonia summoned an ice antlion telling it to ‘have fun with the minions and make sure they act proper’’ before informing everyone that, seeing as she couldn’t fit into the building, she would go to the spa instead.

There was nobody waiting to seat the new arrivals, and none of the customers really paid them any mind, so they all just followed Goldlewis to an empty table. After seating themselves and a few moments’ wait, an orange catman came over to drop off menus. Although he looked just a little on edge, like someone haunted by his past, he looked otherwise pretty chill. “Hey, welcome to Spread Eagle,” he said. “I’ll be back in a minute with some waters. When you’re ready to order just wave me over.”

Raz let out a nervous chuckle. “Ahaha, no water for me, thanks. Just a soda.”

Mao was quick to eye the menu, holding it up with one hand as his head rested in his free palm. Nothing he was unfamiliar with, exactly, but the idea of hotdogs did amuse him. It made him think of a few individuals from his past, pig-like orclings, a trio of them called the Vato Brothers. If they saw this, they'd probably squeal in horror! That was enough reason for him to possibly sample the different selections, on top of some of their options having more than the usual hot sauce topping he would pour onto anything. "Chili-cheese, relish and chopped onion... What the hell is sauerkraut?"" He muttered under his breath, quickly disregarding his confusion as he concluded that he'd just have to use the scientific method and potentially sample their variety. Not like he couldn't pack it away, Tora's scrawny comment from earlier still fueling him to enter a devouring frenzy just to try and prove him wrong.

Which brought a vocal thought towards the Nopon in question. "Hey ’Hamster,’" He directed at Tora, a simple plan forming on how to try and out-perform him. "What're you thinking of getting?"

Having never encountered the strange appellation, Tora ignored Mao until the more observant Poppi prodded him. “Hm?” He looked up from his menu, requiring a repeat question, but once prompted again he spoke freely. “Mehmeh, Tora not know yet. Almost everything new.” Seeming awfully concerned, he looked between his fellow diners. “They really serve doggy here?!”

Goldlewis abruptly burst out laughing, going so far as to slap his knee. “Hahah, no son, that they don’t. It’s just what they’re called. It’s actually pork, mostly. Sausages made from all kinds o’ ground-up pig bits.”

“Sausage?!” The Nopon’s eyes shone. “Tora take ten!”

Mao nearly fell out of his chair. "Ten?!" He repeated, coming to the realization Tora’s stomach was almost certainly bigger than he thought.

“What’s the matter, Mao?” Jesse asked. “He too powerful for you?”

Mao quickly tried to defend himself. "Not at all, it just surpassed my initial expectations!" He spoke adamantly, composing himself now that the initial shock had worn off. Jesse nodded thoughtfully.

Poppi shook her head in mild reproach while smiling, the move very characteristic of her creator. “Masterpon, why not get all sorts of different things rather than lots of one? That way, if one not to taste, at least there more to try.”

Her logic made sense to Tora. “Okay, meh! In that case, Tora need thinky-thinky little longer.”

Ram, of course, had come to her decision long ago. “Burger.”

“What kind?” Goldlewis asked, glancing her way.

The question seemed to puzzle the girl. “What do you mean?”

“Well, there’s a whole bunch of different kinds,” Goldlewis said, realizing Ram didn’t have a menu and sliding his over. “Look, right there.” He tapped the list with an enormous finger. “All-American, Blue Cheese an’ Mushroom, Barbeque, Bacon an’ Egg, Cheese-Stuffed…” His eyebrows shot up. “W-wait, Cheese-Stuffed?!”

"How about a small selection of everything and extra plates so we can all try everything?" Sora suggested. "I used to do that with Donald and Goofy when Little Chef made something new."

“Donald and Goofy?” Jesse said, pulling up a seat. “Like, Mickey Mouse, Donald and Goofy?” She asked.

Visibly confused, Goldlewis stroked his beard, “You mean them ancient cartoons from two hundred some-odd years ago?”

“I never heard of them,” Raz pitched in. “Actually, where are all of you from? Since some of you don’t know what hotdogs or hamburgers are, you must be from pretty far, right?”

“Backyard,” came Ram’s immediate answer, followed by no further explanation or details.

"Hell." Mao answered unironically to Raz, while finding amusement in the Donald and Goofy discussion. "And even I know what Disney is. Those cartoons have been catching mortal eyes for hundreds of years at this point."

Tora scratched the side of his head with his wing. Suddenly feeling like the odd man out, he went ahead and answered the question posed by Raz. “W-well, Tora and Poppi from Alrest. Home is on Gormott, in Torigoth. Tora miss it very much sometimes, meh.”

“Masterpon need add more context or nobody understand,” Poppi advised him, leaving an implicit understanding for everyone else. Then she went ahead to provide the much-needed context herself. “Our world rests on sea of clouds. Everyone live on or inside Titans, enormous creatures who walk, swim, or fly above cloud sea. Gormott is huge four-legged titan, covered by forests and plains, and Torigoth is main city there.”

"Living inside enormous creatures?" Mao raised a hand to his chin for a moment, thinking of the possibilities and science behind such a thing. He wanted to see it for himself. "Fascinating."

“It very beautiful!” Tora supplied.

Before the conversation could get any further, Burgerpants reappeared. “Hey there, folks. Sorry to cut in, but if you all know what you want, I can get your order put in for you.”

Goldlewis waved his hand at the menu. “Two of all five kinds o’ burger an’ three o’ each o’ them three hot dogs. Onion rings, nachos, an’ fries too. We’ll give everythin’ a shot if ya don’t mind.”

Having had time to scan the table for his precious sauce by now, Mao made a small addition to Goldlewis' horde of food out of personal preference. "Got any hot sauce in the back? Need a bottle of that, too."

“Sure, gotcha,” the server said, jotting down the order in his notebook before heading off.

“We can get more if anyone feels like it,” Goldlewis reasoned. “Now, uh, where were we?”

Not being able to talk, but being ordered to ‘socialize’, something that Antillions weren’t really made for, the ice antlion could only take a napkin and draw a rough sketch of what Floralia was like. Intrigued, Tora leaned over as best he could to take a look, although his egg-shaped body nearly sent him tumbling to the floor when he leaned too far.

“Heh, that’s cute.” Jesse peered over at the napkin the creature was drawing. “You guys sound like you’re from some wild places. I’m just from the USA, the place this restaurant is themed after. A small town in Maine.” For a moment it looked like she was somewhere else. Blinking, she continued. “For a long time I travelled all over, though. ‘Specially the Midwest. So I’m not too partial to any one state.”

Eyes studying their surroundings, Mao noticed an obvious difference from the endless sprawling huge cities and hell-raiding humans of the Earth he was associated with. "So not all of America is war-minded and full of giant mecha?" He questioned, though his expression marked his words as somewhat disappointed.

Jesse set her elbows on the table. “We’re probably talking about two different Americas in two different worlds. The America in your world very well could be. Mine isn’t like that. At least, not the giant mecha part.”

Leaning back in his chair only to catch himself as it creaked and ease up a little, Goldlewis ruminated over the others’ versions of his country. Choosing not to disclose that he didn’t know what a mecha was, he decided to reveal his secret. “Well, I guess I’ll let y’all in on somethin’,” he said, straightening the metal cow skull clasp on his tie with hands wearing fingerless gloves with horseshoes on them, “I happen t’be American myself. Texas born an’ raised.” Stroking his whiskers again, the big man then turned to Mao. “If you ain’t exaggeratin’ for whatever reason, I can tell ya one hundred percent for sure you an’ me ain’t from the same neck o’ the woods, seein’ as I’m the Secretary of Defense.” He said it matter-of-factly, like anyone might when telling a new acquaintance about his job, despite it being the title of the person second-in-charge of the military of his world’s most powerful nation. He shrugged and crossed his arms. “Not that it means jack in this world, o’ course.”

“You a politician, Goldlewis?” Jesse looked the large man up and down. He seemed like a parody of an American. But considering that he was ‘from a video game’, he might actually be just that. “I work in the government, too.”

He looked her dead in the face. “I’m sorry.” After a moment, however, he gave a wry chuckle. “Well, I ain’t a politician so much. Just a soldier, doin’ what I’m told.” The sigh that followed that pronouncement was tempestuous. “I thought I’d be able to change the system once I reached the top, but most days it’s all I can do to hold the country together. Becomin’ the system ain’t changed a dang thing ‘cept me.” Shaking his head, he took the drink menu in hand to scan it for something heavy and dark.

The Director nodded thoughtfully, though she didn’t want to make him feel bad by saying that she hadn’t really suffered the same problem. She pretty much cut through all the bullshit and made all the changes that she wanted. Though, she wouldn’t exactly call the FBC a democratic institution, and she certainly wasn’t elected by the public. But what would that sound like? ‘Try harder, numbnuts,’ basically.

“Well. Sorry to hear that. I’m more of a- a federal agent.” Jesse said. “But you know, keep at it. If that’s not working, there might be other avenues for change.” She offered, half-heartedly.

Mao found more amusement in the idea that Jesse and Goldlewis were both in notable government positions than anything else. It spoke to them being above the usual fodder. "Figured as much." He responded to both Jesse and the big ol' Texan, unsurprised they weren't of the same origin. Or at least they didn't live on the same ant-farm of a planet he was associated with. Hand toying with a barbeque sauce bottle on the table, he decided to explain himself a little more clearly. "It's definitely not an exaggeration, the America I know has legitimately launched attacks on my Netherworld," He paused, making sure to put emphasis on what that was as he jabbed a finger down onto the table. "Their own literal hell! With fleets of flying battleships, and robots taller than that palace out there." He seemed to speak a bit fondly of this, a puff of air escaping that seemed mostly like a scoff more than anything else, but it marked some more amusement. "Really, they're crazy. Think they'll earn some sort of immortality if they destroy the afterlife. They'd be in for a rude awakening once their souls had nowhere to go!"

Jesse smirked, chuckling. “Yeah, okay. Sounds about right. So, Mao, as a denizen of Hell, do you have your own Heaven and Hell? Like, a Super Hell?”

Mao shook his head. "When a demon dies, they reincarnate into a Prinny." He quickly continued: "It's the same form the souls of dead humans take when they first arrive in either world. They get stitched into a temporary body, trained, and then used as slave labor or soldiers. After a few centuries they'll repent enough to reincarnate into an actual demon or angel and live a new life." He slumped in his chair, thinking for a moment. "I've had hundreds of them cleaning the academy daily for years, I think a few are probably due to transform soon."

“Well. That’s kinda grim. What happens if a Prinny dies? Just stuck right into another Prinny? Do you keep your memories?” Jesse asks, leaning forward. Living in a world with no scientifically confirmed afterlife made Jesse interested in such things. As far as she knew, her ‘soul’ also had nowhere to go.

"They just get stuffed in a new body, that's right." Mao confirmed, figuring it best to not mention that their repentance time also got reset. Discouraging a potential future Prinny too much wasn't ideal. "Pretty sure they don't have memories. If they do, the Prinny Instructors get rid of them during the training process."

“Huh.” Jesse sat back, draping her arm over the back of her chair and sticking her tongue into her cheek as she considered the system. “Sounds to me like you guys have the key to immortality and are just depriving each other of it. For what? The sake of some kind of sick cultural tradition. Sure, your ‘soul’ might still be around, but if your soul isn’t your personality or memories, then what the Hell is it? Not much. Sounds to me like you die, get obliterated, and then harvested for energy.”

Mao eyed Jesse. "Sounds about right, though the most we harvest is through fighting. Demons, Humans, and even Angels perish in a bout for more power against each other and themselves." She had a point, to an extent, and while Mao didn't care about it specifically he couldn't hold back on the subject. "We're peaceful, at times. But strength is an overall ruler of any of the three worlds, so reincarnation is a good way to knock anyone weak enough to perish back down the totem pole. Lives will end, new lives come in. Maybe even stronger than who they were previously, carve their own stronghold or become an opponent for the stronger beings to beat down again." This made Mao wonder who he was, before it all. Probably not an Overlord, a clear evolution of whatever waste of space an old form of his reused spirit was. Not like he remembered his time as a Prinny, either.

“Sounds like an effective system for what it's trying to do. If you’re a fan of eternal suffering, for some reason.” Jesse joked, taking it all in. “But to be honest, if you like it, you do you. I was just curious about the afterlife part, and it sounds like a big merry-go-round. Although, if humans go to either Hell or Heaven, but demons don’t go to Earth, that begs the question of where ‘new souls’ come from. It’s just-” She leaned forward. “I dunno, doesn’t really sound like an afterlife at all anymore. Just three different places. You still don’t actually know what’ll happen when it’s all over. When you commodify the soul…” Jesse realised everyone at the table was looking at her and Mao. “...What?” She checked her face and shirt for stains of ketchup or mustard or something.

There came to pass a slight lull in the conversation, quiet except for a cough from Goldlewis while Mao prepared his repartee. Once the big man ducked out of the discussion, he’d left just Mao and Jesse going at it, their weirdly metaphysical conversation dominating the dinner table while the others -being mostly teens or younger- sat in bemused silence.

“...I was expecting you to just say you’re from up north,” Raz eventually said in a stunned, quiet voice.

To Tora, lost and a little uneasy, this was the tipping point. “Meh, meh!” he broke in, never one to balk from the chance to grab some attention for himself. “That all sound like baddy-bad deal. Good thing it not like that where Tora from, right Poppi?”

“Well, we not know anything for sure,” Poppi corrected him, resting her chin on her fist with a thoughtful look. “It seem like not all worlds have things as figured out as friend Mao.” She knew her Masterpon well enough to know he wanted to change the subject, however, so she glanced over at Sora and Raz. “What about you two? What it like where you from? Just in general.”

The talk of Hell and Prinnies and cloud cities and Titans definitely fazed Raz, but he bounced back quick, not even asking any follow-up questions when, really, he should have. “Me?” He folded his arms on the table. “My family’s traveled around a lot, taking our circus all over the place, so I can’t really say I’m from anywhere, really. Before I came here, though, I’ve been in the Psychonauts HQ for a while. The longest I’ve ever been in one place, I bet.”

Mao spent a moment trying to figure out what a 'psychonaut' was for himself. Was it a submersed psychopath? Was it psycho-naught? As in, there were no psychos? That made sense, maybe. Curious now, and not wanting to make a fool of himself, he decided to ask. "Weird name for an organization. What's it about?"

“You never heard of the Psychonauts before? Oh man, where do I begin?” Raz’s eyes lit up - in a metaphorical way, not that his reddened eyes got any brighter - at the prospect of enthusing about the Psychonauts to someone. And, well, what better place to start than at the… start? Raz led into a little speech for the table, not missing a beat the entire time. When he was done, he trailed off, letting the moment hang. Then he added, “That was what Coach Oleander said about Whisper Rocks, at least, but I think it gets the point across good enough if you ignore all the war talk.”

Momentarily left speechless, Mao's glasses nearly fell off his face, and would have if he hadn’t adjusted them back over his wide eyes. Nothing was captivating quite like a war speech, though the idea of it being the only part Raz wanted to discard was disappointing. "So, your brain's a weapon? What, like a psychic?" He questioned with interest. He always wanted the ability to read minds. It'd make traitors much easier to pick out.

“Uhh…” Raz hesitated, looking like a deer in headlights at such a seemingly innocuous question. With a sip of his soda to steel his nerves, Raz answered, “Y-yeah, I’m a psychic.” He revealed this like it was a very personal and volatile secret, gauging everyone’s reactions, finally looking his age since the first time they all met.

“Huh,” Goldlewis remarked, impressed by the boy’s intricacies of speech. “Sounds like ya got the bum end of a deal bein’ stuck workin’ for Validar.” More carefully than last time, the cryptid collector leaned back in his chair. “I reckon any government would be frothin’ at the mouth for a skillset like that.”

Raz shook his head. “That’s the thing, ever since I got into Al Mamoon, my ‘skillset’ hasn’t really… worked. I can’t seem to use a lot of my powers and there’s some kind of force or, or something that’s stopping me from projecting into people’s minds. I’ve been kinda lost on what to do about it since it’s just me out here. None of the other agents.”

The resident Nopon brightened up, an idea in mind. “Meh, meh! Why not join friends on quest to save world, then?” he asked Raz.

At that, Raz’s mood did a 180. “Oh, I think that Fox guy was saying something like that earlier, too. Save the world from what, exactly? Evil conspiracies? International supernatural terrorists? Psychic moles? That was a dark chapter in the Psychonauts…”

Looking at Raz, Mao realized the potential awkwardness involved in explaining the False God with him still influenced by the light. They could beat around the bush, but if he was cursed like that then he was essentially a liability waiting to happen. 'Told myself I wasn't doing that crap again,' He thought in a moment of spite, queasy just thinking about it. However, he was curious about what exactly was supposed to be on that mountain anyways, so getting this out of the way meant they'd be able to talk freely about it.

”Something we try to not be too vocal about," He lied, not exactly an unlikely thing for a demon to do. "Public could go pretty crazy knowing about it. So, if you want an 'eye opener'," He hoped the others could tell what his intent was, as he pushed his chair out and stood up. "Then let’s step out and I’ll explain it without all these mooks listening in. Then we’ll all be able to talk without making things more difficult."

“Roger that,” Raz said with a serious look. A part of him found it strange that Mr. From Hell was the one doing so, when the much better candidate to be a leader-y type was either Goldlewis, for his bigness, or Tora, who seemed to be the most in the know. But he’s spent so long listlessly following Al Mamoon’s regime that he ignored any inklings otherwise.

Glad this would at least not take much convincing, Mao nodded and started walking. He'd get this done quickly, as to not let the food end up cold, not like it'd been much different for him anyways. And given the whole 'not speaking publicly' thing was a lie, that'd save him some time too. A basic rundown like Midna's wouldn't take long: Giant false god mish-mashing worlds, people with red glowing eyes were oblivious, and... Well, that was most of what he knew, aside from Spirits and Friend Hearts, which was a can of worms to be opened up on the mountain, probably. The only real question now being how exactly he was going to handle beating the crap out of the poor psychic. As Mao led Raz out of the establishment to use the dark alley beside it for the deed, he slowly started deciding on what fist to use.

The departure of Mao and Raz, with several of the more veteran Seekers having a pretty good idea about what was going to happen, left the floor open, but not for long. "Well, since everyone else has shared their worlds, I guess it's my turn." Sora began. "I come from Destiny Islands. Grew up there with my friends, Riku and Kairi, until the islands were attacked by the heartless the first time. Most everything is on the main island, like the school, but there's some smaller islands with their own secrets. But that's only one world. Donald, Goofy and King Mickey come from Disney Castle. Donald and Goofy found me in Traverse Town, though, because my world had gotten swallowed by the darkness. Only reason I made it out was because of the Keyblade. I've visited so many worlds. Agrabah, Wonderland, Olympus Colosseum, Twilight Town, Radiant Garden, Land of Dragons, San Fransokyo, Arendelle, Monstropolis, and that's only a few."

Although the avalanche of unfamiliar names more or less bounced right off of Tora, one aspect of Sora’s story intrigued him. “Hold on, spikypon Sora travel different worlds even before Galeem twist everything topsy-turvy?” Remembering something he’d seen during the Resistance raid, he pulled himself up halfway onto the table, leaning forward far enough that Poppi hurried to slide his water glass farther away. “And Sora even swing big key around just like Master of Masters, meh! Does spikypon know anything helpful about World of Light?”

“Probably not,” Poppi reasoned, trying to calm him down lest Sora be overwhelmed. “He gleaming like everyone else at start.”

“Ah…” Looking a little dejected, Tora sank back down into his chair. “Poppi right. Only people we meet who not gleaming were spookypons in black coats. Everyone else in same boat.” Not for the first time his admiring gaze fell on Ram, but in this instance the Nopon paused, seeing the bigger picture for the first time. “Come think of it, not notice at first with hood down, but…” he began slowly, his dark eyes curious. “Cutiepon Ram wear same coat as Master of Masters and blockyhead Gneidxick.”

"Black coats?" Sora asked. "Did you get a name from any of them?" His thoughts immediately went to both versions of Organization XIII. "As for the world of light, the way I understand it, it's probably Kingdom Hearts itself, which is trapped in the Realm of Darkness." He lingered on who the Master of Masters could be but, having no clue, he mentally shrugged. "You said the Master of Masters has a Keyblade?"

Utterly befuddled by the combination of words ‘kingdom hearts’, Tora couldn’t answer much. “Meeeh...yes?” The reply suited both questions, but he could offer no fresh details. “Just Gneidxick. You know anything? Name ring bell?”

"No, sorry," the keybearer frowned. "Yen Sid might know something. I can't get back to him without a gummi ship, though. I could try the gummi phone but there's no telling if it'll work."

As he looked around, however, Tora got only blank stares. Realizing that she and her Masterpon were the only ones here from the original group, Poppi tagged in with some help. “We meet Master of Masters half week ago, right at start. Say he escape from Galeem by temporary nonexistence. He seem like jokester, but he one who tell about spirits and enemy champions. Gneidxick is annoying man with dice head we fight in Land of Adventure before coming to desert. After we win, woman in black appear and take him away.” Even with her prior experience, however, Poppi couldn’t offer a lot of detail on those mysterious individuals. The whole group had been scattered and continuously busy for so long that the subject didn’t really come up, either. All the artificial blade could add was, “They strike Poppi as secret organization working in shadows, like Torna.”

Goldlewis had a lot to ponder, but faced with Ram in particular, shared Tora’s intrigue. “Now that I look atcha, ya ain’t got them glowin’ red eyes either,” he observed, prompting the young woman to reach up and lay a hand softly against her cheek. “They’re sorta light bronze, like...shiny pennies?” All attention lay on Ram as Goldlewis furrowed his brow and put forth the question on everyone’s mind. “Uh, sorry if I’m intrudin’ miss Ram, but I guess I gotta ask...y’wouldn’t happen in this group miss Poppi mentioned, are ya?”

The hat-wearing brigadier did not shy away from his gaze. “I am.”

“...Tora knew it!” the Nopon exclaimed as he sprang up and down in his chair, causing minor tremors across the table with each bounce.

As the Nopon shook the table, the duo was just coming back. The door to the establishment opening and a few words from a conversation mostly finished was all that could be heard, if the sudden situation at the table wasn't too much of a distraction. "So how does something like that compare to psychic moles?"

Raz, now free from the shadowy glow and red eyes of Galeem’s influence, rubbed his chin in serious thought. “I’d say… about the same threat level, just in the sky instead of underground.” He didn’t seem to be joking about it. What did those moles do? Before that can of worms could be opened, Raz snapped to attention, a piece clicking into place for him. “That’s it! That’s why my Psycho Portal hasn’t worked on anyone, because it isn’t reaching their actual mind, just whatever Galeem version on the surface! That’s honestly suuuch a relief. I was afraid I broke it somehow. They’re expensive to replace, you know.”

Mao didn't, but that didn't mean he didn't have some sort of curiosity regardless. Weird-mind devices? Those were just up his alley, though after his situation with Nastasia he wasn't terribly in the mood for risking his own mind against another person with weird head-powers. "As long as you don't use it on me, you won't have to worry about how expensive it is." He took notice of Tora's antics in front of them, raising a hand to quietly tell Raz to "Explain how that machine works later," before addressing the drama at the table.

Walking up beside Tora he could hear the chair creaking and figured the rotund Nopon would be on the floor soon, at least if he didn't stop bouncing around. "They won't have anywhere to put the food if you break the damn table!" He complained, placing a hand down onto said table with some aggression that matched his tone, absolutely counter-productive to the point he was trying to make. He could notice some of the eyes of patrons peering this way, but blamed it on Tora rather than himself.. "What're you making a scene about?"

At some point, Jesse had produced a notebook and pencil. “How the hell do you spell Gneidxick..?” She murmured under her breath, taking a guess, and scribbling down more notes.

As Tora tried to deflect Mao’s concerns, his companion could only offer Jesse a blank look in reply. “He not spell it,” she told the note-taker. “Your guess as good as Poppi’s.”

With the return of Raz and Mao, as well as Tora’s speedy absorption of everyone’s attention, the simple but profound answer offered by Ram went almost unappreciated. From the Nopon’s description earlier Goldlewis would have thought that finding what amounted to a self-admitted secret service agent in the group’s midst would be a bigger deal, but since nobody let loose a whirlwind of questions or showed the young woman any hostility, he guessed not. If anything he found himself hard-pressed to broach the subject again. “Huh,” he said after a moment, stroking his beard. “So...does that mean you were keepin’ tabs on these folks?”

Patiently impassive, Ram nodded. “Sometimes. I do want a burger, though.”

“I see…” Goldlewis murmured, not seeing at all. “It’s just, I’m a li’l put off by how doggone casual everyone’s treatin’ this. From what the others said, I’d started thinkin’ your group was workin’ against us. I don’t suppose you could tell us what you’re aimin’ at, just t’set our hearts at ease?”

Ram blinked, thinking for a moment before answering. “I am not your enemy. My mission is to make sure that the champion of the Sandswept Sky is destroyed, but also to risk myself as little as possible.”

When she heard the name Ram used for the region, and remembered that Validar called this place the Eastern Desert, Poppi suddenly recollected a detail from a few days prior. ‘Sandswept Sky’ was the appellation given to this place on the map the Seekers found in Peach’s Castle, and subsequently left in Smash City Alcamoth. Whether or not that meant something she didn’t know, and Poppi certainly couldn’t say anything before her Masterpon did. “Meh-meh? If that case, why coatypons act so mysteriousy?” Tora asked. “And why blockyhead attack us? We should be working together!”

At that, Ram shook her head. “I am sorry. I am not allowed to say any more.” She looked around between the gathered heroes. “If you would rather I did not eat with you, I understand.”

“Well, now,” Goldlewis admonished her, relaxing in his chair with a creak. “I didn’t say I changed my mind, did I? Way I see it, everyone’s got their own agenda. People always rag on the whole ‘enemy of my enemy is a friend’ deal, but in my line o’ work we gotta take what we can get.” He cracked a broad smile. “Besides, I ain’t so cruel as to deny a li’l lady her burger.”

The Nopon seemed to agree. “Tora not afraid of Ram. If Ram share dinner with Tora and friends, Ram become friend too!”

Ram tilted her head slightly. “Is it really that easy to make friends?”

“Not exactly,” Tora admitted, the realization he’d taken to heart always close at hand. “But it certainly help. Food not just for filling belly, but also for growing closer!”

"Yeah," Sora spoke up, "it's great to share a meal with people and make friends."

After nodding, Poppi spotted the server headed toward the table with a few baskets of food. “Speaking of!” One by one Burgerpants laid down the baskets of burgers, hot dogs, and fries, as well as an extra bottle of hot sauce. After a round of thanks he departed, leaving the party of heroes and misfits to their meal.

Tora’s eyes sparkled as he surveyed the feast, drooling mouth agape. “Meh, meh meh!” he exclaimed. “It all look so good, Tora not know where start!” That statement proved to be disingenuous, however, since the next second he simply reached down and started stuffing a topping-laden hot dog into his mouth, not even stopping to breathe.

Mao, deciding to look at the feast rather than aggressively pursue what the hell was going on, simply withdrew his hand from the table, instead resting it at his waist as he walked back to his seat. He had mixed feelings about dining with a supposed ‘spy’ but it was apparently more complicated than that, and if she wasn’t going to answer anything more, that’d just mean a fight they didn’t need to be causing before dealing with Validar tomorrow.

Grabbing the hot sauce bottle and popping it open once he was sat down, Mao took a long swig of it to, ironically enough, cool off before putting it down. Wasn’t the worst, but he’d had better. Couldn’t be too much of a chooser when it came to a free meal though. ”Alright, you’ve lost me.” He spoke up, allowing his calmer nerves to approach this without shoving a spear in the direction of the supposed ‘spy’. That wasn’t even the weird part now, this ‘Champion’ was what caught his attention, since Tora seemed to imply their goals aligned. ”This ‘champion’, what is that? I thought we just needed to go thrash Galeem, that false god, to get everything back to normal.”

“Wish it that simple,” Poppi sympathized. Since she cared only about the smells of the food, she could answer questions while the others were eating. “Galeem shielded by thirteen really strong enemies. One in every region on map. We already beat two in last couple days, and next one at big mountain,” she supplied. As long as Mao had happened to look north while in Al Mamoon, there could be little doubt about which mountain the artificial blade meant.

”So that’s why we’re heading up there.” Mao felt a little more enlightened, though it didn’t change much in the long run, did it? What were a few more victims on the warpath, especially if they were as powerful as Poppi made them out to be, which would surely yield more powerful spirits to only empower them, or as he more greedily thought, himself, further than could be imagined. ”At least it’s still simple.” He responded as he plucked out a fry and twirled it between his fingers for a moment. He had no high expectations for the foes atop the mountain or beyond, perhaps not truly understanding what he’d gotten into. Or it was his own experiences with combat, both within his own realm and beyond, that made it seem like another day in the grand scheme of things. ”If they’re protecting Galeem and keeping things from going back to normal,” He brought the fry to his mouth, happily chomping on it and continuing to speak as he chewed. ”Then I’ll make them footnotes in my warpath towards this self-proclaimed ‘God’!”

“Boss fights.” Jesse said aloud as she wrote this in her note book. “Thirteen boss fights. Two in two days is great progress. But you all might want to consider taking a break. Don’t want to get burnt out. It’s important to take time to decompress and relax. Vacation days increase work productivity. Not to mention, they’re just good for you.”

"I never took vacation days when I had to beat Ansem, Xemnas, or Xehanort," Sora said between bites of the burger he'd grabbed.

“Nah fer meh,” Raz said through a mouthful of hotdog. Then, after swallowing, “‘The best way to stay on the ball is to keep it rolling’. That’s what my parents always say. I’m itching to get out of this palace and go beat up this so-called champion!”

Though confused for a moment following Mao’s assurance of going all-out against Galeem, Poppi realized her word choice led to a misunderstanding. “Oh, not two,” she said. “It been four days. We spend first night in Peach Castle, second in Lumbridge town after crystal horror, then third in Parnasse. So tonight makes four.”

“Ugh, not sleep well that night in Lumbridge,” Tora groaned, halting his feast just long enough to shudder in dread. He’d done his best to just forget about that mass of sloughing, creaking, vomitous thing from the stars, and remembering it almost put him off his meal. A deep breath of all the delicious smells in front of him, however, restored his appetite.

Poppi continued. “Friend Jesse is right about breaks, but we pretty used to everyday action. As long as Masterpon have plenty to eat, bed to zonk out at night, and breaks to give Poppi maintenance, we okay.“ Her eyes narrowed slightly. “Come think of it, why we do everything when there so many fighters back at Smash City?”

“Because we best there is!” Tora exclaimed through a full mouth, flapping his wings in self-professed triumph until Poppi shot him a glare. With a mighty effort he swallowed the last of his second hotdog, then quickly patted his cheeks with a napkin. “But vacation does sound nice, meh.”

"There's too much to annotate for me to lounge around," Mao remarked, plucking a hamburger out of the pile of food. A slight smirk crossed his face as he thought about the sheer amount of learning that could be done regarding the functions of the world around them. "I’ll have to gather more specimens. The Spirit of this ‘Champion’ and it’s servants would be an excellent start." It was hard to tell if he was salivating because of the burger in his possession, or due to the idea of building immense strength through the methods provided to him.

Raz looked over to Ram, having practically swallowed his food whole. “So is your ‘champion’ the same thing that we’re after? If our goals are the same, we should probably join forces! Two organizations are better than one, right?”

Before she said anything the hat-wearing girl finished chewing at her own pace, then set the remaining half of her burger down. “I must risk myself as little as possible,” Ram repeated. “I can offer direction, but little else.”

Sora jumped up and pointed at Ram with a big smile. "You can take Ienzo's role! He was keeping everyone informed about what everyone else was up to and had learned about Xehanort's plans. Do you have a Gummi Phone?" He pulled his out to show her, smiling big at his idea. She could only shake her head.

While the others spoke, Goldlewis had been taking his time. Rather than rush through his hamburger he slowly savored each bite, showing remarkable restraint, and when he finished the sandwich he did not reach for seconds. Instead he pondered what his new allies had mentioned. “So, the champion’s up on the mountain,” he recalled. “Seein’ as you can fly, I don’t suppose you got any advice?”

Ram nodded, and after finishing off a fry, replied. “Yes. If you cannot fly it will be a difficult climb. It will get snowy and cold. It would be wise to prepare yourselves accordingly.” She helped herself to another fry, her face still impassive. “I would highly recommend any measures to slow your fall or nullify fall damage.”

"Another snowy mountain?" Sora complained. "Is there an easier way than climbing?"

“Lucky we can fly!” Tora assured her, all smiles.

“Masterpon mean Poppi can fly,” his companion corrected him. “Masterpon just weigh Poppi down.”

“Meh?! Surely Poppi not mean that?!”

"Better be careful, or you'll end up snowballing down the mountain!" Mao snickered, as he thought about how he'd survive the climb himself. He allowed one of his mechanical limbs to poke out from underneath his vermillion clothing, the sharp scalpel jabbing at a fry and returning with it to feed him. "My mechanical limbs should be more than enough to keep me from falling. This thing on my head supposedly emits some sort of warmth, too." He explained, accepting the fry like a royal would accept a fresh grape as he gestured to the Ruby Tiara on his head.

“Don’t worry, I can Levitate enough to break a fall, and with my Telekinesis I can stop anyone else from one too! Or, well, they’re somewhere in here.” Raz knocked on his own head to make the point.

Goldlewis nodded in appreciation. “Good stuff. I can break my own fall with an airdash, but it’d be mighty tricky to rely on it to save my life, and I can only do one per jump.” Removing his glasses to clean them, he went on to admit, “That said, I don’t know if I’m gonna be doin’ any mountain climbin’. That kind o’ stuff just ain’t my forte.” Once he slipped them back on, he took a sip of water. “I reckon I might do y’all some good by headin’ back toward Midgar. There’s some folks I oughta link up with an’ heart if I can. Lay down some ground work for when y’all make your way up there, y’know.”

"Wait, you're not coming with us?" the keybearer asked, his hand freezing as he reached for a hot dog.

It would take a lot more than the guilt of letting one unfamiliar kid down to give Goldlewis pause. “No, son, reckon I won’t.”

"Shame, guess I won't see how strong the Secretary of Defense is after all." Mao commented, thoughts turning to the idea of Goldlewis having people he'd like to connect back with and friend-heart. Made him wonder if any of his friends servants were still around. "Not a bad idea to open more eyes to what’s going on, though. If I could find my servants, I could get them recruited on the spot." A light huff blew up the spikier half of his hair momentarily. "But I doubt they're around here. Would've run into them by now."

“It seems like a big place, though,” Raz said thoughtfully. If he was there, was anyone else? His family? Fellow Psychonauts? Lili? “I just hope that wherever my, uh, friends are, they’re doing alright outside of the whole…” Raz paused, looking around the establishment, before continuing in a whisper. “Puppet thing. Anyways, Mr. Goldlewis, I hope you’ll get to where you’re going safely! Looks like we’ve got a pretty dangerous trek ahead, ourselves. Actually-” Raz shifted in his seat to Mao, who seemed like the one most ‘in charge’ among the group, given his personal de-gleamification. “Who else is a part of your group?”

"No idea!" Mao admitted seemingly without much care, snagging a hotdog before the last of them disappeared into the seemingly endless pit of Tora's stomach. ”Most of the big group at the palace, given they were changed already. Minus the Resistance members." He glanced around for a sign of confirmation.

Both Tora and Poppi, being members of the original group, knew that it was their time to shine. “We can say,” the artificial blade volunteered. “First there Fox, leader of Yellow Team.”

“Tora not really get know him since he sort of aloof, but he cool!” her partner expounded. “Friend Fox move so fast that Tora eyes can’t keep track, meh!”

Poppi nodded before moving on. “Next is Midna, our roguish little summoner.”

“She nice! All kinds of weird magic, plus hips that not lie!”

“Also Primrose, team dancer. Is mage and supporter all at once!” Poppi continued, her expression turning irate.

Very nice!” A wistful look crossed Tora’s face as he sighed. “She way above Tora league…”

“Then there Sectonia.”

“Annoying! And stinky, meh!”

“Before coming to city we find Braum at lakeside warzone.”

"Right, that huge guy." Mao nodded along, recalling his help underground. "I’m surprised he didn’t end up flattening someone with that shield."

“Anypon who use shield good in Tora book!”

“Oh, and Phantom Thieves, too. That is Joker...Mona...er…” For a moment Poppi trailed off, but she remembered fast enough. “Panther, Skull, other Fox, and Necro...Necro!”

“Tora surprised Poppi remember all names,” her Masterpon remarked offhandedly. “They strong and stylish, but kind of secretive. Meh, meh...Tora never understand what they talk about.”

It took another moment before Poppi remembered the last member. “And the samurai! Yoshitune.”

Having believed his job done, Tora had already wolfed down half of the last hot dog. “Meh,” he mumbled through his food. “Yoshitsune not very interesting, so Tora forget he exist. Never say anything to Tora anyway. HORK!” The Nopon suddenly jerked, choking on his food. Unfazed, Poppi lifted one arm and chopped the back of Tora’s neck so hard that he slammed into the table, discharging a hunk of hot dog before he fell backward off his chair and onto the ground, senseless. Of course, he popped back up a second later, whining. “Owww! Poppi settings need major recalibration!” Once he rubbed his head he climbed back into the chair, gormlessly ate the hot dog he’s coughed out, then moved on to try a burger.

Raz followed along on his fingers, up until he ran out of fingers, which required him to reuse some of his old fingers to count the new members. It wasn’t a very efficient system. “That, uhh, that doesn’t seem like a lot of people going up against something so powerful.”

"It’s more than enough!" Mao exclaimed, gesturing towards himself with a half-eaten hotdog that, after Tora’s display, he was hesitant on finishing. "Since we’re destroying it, there'll be nobody complaining about a lack of mercy as I turn whatever’s up there into my latest experiment." His head tilted up, expression shifting into a sneer behind his fogging glasses. ”Now that sounds like a vacation!”

"That's not nice!" Sora frowned at Mao, his hands moving to his hips.

Mao, easily insulted of course, took offense to his reaction. "I'm not nice!" He retorted, an irritated look on his face. "Don't mix me up with 'good guys' or 'heroes', we just happen to have the same goal! I'll approach it how I want." Just the word 'good' left a sour taste in his mouth. He quickly grabbed the hot sauce bottle off the table and poured it’s contents onto the remainder of his hotdog, before shoving it in his mouth to try and overtake the sourness.

With a shrug, Goldlewis took a hefty swig of his water, then set it down and wiped his hands clean with a napkin. In his line of work ‘good guys’ and ‘heroes’ meant nothing--only the press ever utilized those terms to make whatever story they might be pushing easier for the populace to understand. So too was Mao’s a meaningless distinction, since in this slapdash World of Light the only thing that truly matters, the big man now knew, was the destruction of Galeem and restoration of normalcy. Whether idealist or realist, wide-eyed youngster or grizzled veteran, weapon of mass destruction or mad scientist, a lot of strange bedfellows would need to come together to make this happen.

The secretary of defense stopped pondering to look around the table. Having pretty much finished their meals, everyone seemed to be in pretty good spirits, all things considered. For a bunch of strangers common cause meant an awful lot, enough to get all these people from vastly different walks of life chatting. It felt weird, there being an ongoing multiversal crisis and all, but at the same time it warmed Goldlewis’ heart. The World of Light, an assimilation of all reality, could have easily been one of ceaseless misery and suffering, but instead it allowed for such ordinary, human moments as this--moments that Goldlewis had been missing for a long time.

Burgerpants appeared a few moments later. “Separate or all together?” he asked.

“We got these, meh!” Tora held up his Gold Pass.

The server’s looked at the token through half-lidded eyes. “Uh huh, okay. I’ll just, uh, head back and make a note of that. While I’m at it, does anyone want dessert?”

Mao simply shook his head. "I’ll pass."

Meanwhile, the Nopon flapped his wings in excitement. “Ooh, ooh, me! What friend have?”

“We’ve got apple pie, mud pie, fried donuts, shakes, and root beer floats,” Burgerpants replied.

“Tora want try mud pie!”

Sora grimaced at Tora's request. Turning to Burgerpants, he asked, "Do you have sea salt ice cream?"

“Just vanilla.”

"Nevermind, then," Sora said, looking a bit disappointed.

“I’ll take a shake, please!” Raz said.

“I’ll have an apple pie.” Jesse added, taking a sip of her water, and pushing her mostly emptied plate forward. It’d been too long since she’d had a good meal.

Having already had his fair share of junk food, Goldlewis declined anything, although Ram requested a root beer float. Able to sense that the group dinner would soon wrap up, the Secretary of Defense asked, “Even if you’re not fightin’ alongside us, we’ll see ya again, won’t we?”

Ram nodded slowly. “I will be watching over you.”

In just a few minutes everyone’s treats arrived, and the whole group got the chance to enjoy a last bit of sweetness to end a pleasant evening. After that, with bills all taken care of, the crew cleared out of Spread Eagle. At a leisurely place. They stepped back out into the warm desert night, surrounded by the vibrant nightlife of the solitary city and awash in the beat of its heart. Goldlewis bid everyone farewell, at which point Ram wished them all good luck and floated off the ground, flying away into the night. With nothing going on until the next morning, at which point Validar’s press release would coincide with the heroes’ departure for the mountain, everyone could do as they pleased. Tora planned to hit the sack harder than he’d hit anything in his life and snooze the night away. Those whose keen curiosity got them itching to explore, however, could find wander to their hearts’ content, and anyone not satisfied by the day’s fighting could find more if they looked hard enough.
Ms. Fortune

Level 4 Nadia (122/40)
Location: The Maw - Kabuki Theater
Koopa Troop’s @DracoLunaris, Blazermate’s [@ArchmageMC], Hat Kid’s @Dawnrider, Geralt’s @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN, Ace Cadet’s @Yankee, Sakura's @Zoey Boey, Link’s @Gentlemanvaultboy, Mirage’s @Potemking
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Though she had a hold of herself for now, hidden from the snake-tailed terror in the shadows atop the chest of drawers she scaled, Nadia was still rattled by what happened to Glenn. Being no stranger to loss did not prepare one to witness such a jarringly sudden end. Naturally she wanted to believe that the young swordsman still lived, but with her every instinct telling her otherwise, she didn’t dare get her hopes up. In stories the band of heroes would always escape every crisis unscathed, pulling through no matter the odds, but real life wasn’t always so convenient. It shouldn’t have come as a shock, but it still managed to. If her team’s run of good luck through the gauntlet of horrors so far had convinced them that they really would all escape this wretched place, this tragedy was a stern reminder. With the end so near, one mistake or moment of carelessness could spell death.

Resolute in the face of despair, Link chose to dance with the devil. From her refuge on high Nadia watched the little hero creep across the room to the weakened floorboards beneath the Lady’s heaviest furnishing. The purposefulness of his movement and the impossibility of a straight fight led her to the same conclusion that Ace struck upon, and after taking a deep breath she crouched down to watch Link’s plan unfold, ready with magnet in hand to interject if necessary.

The tense atmosphere, deadly quiet except for the hissing breath of the monster, the slide of demonic metal against wood, and the frantic pumping of young hearts, finally shattered as Link made his move. He summoned the Resentment’s attention to himself with an outburst of sound, and only too happily did the menace oblige. Its faceless hood swerved his way, locking on, and with a gleeful sigh that said ah, there you are it lunged across the room. It fell onto its belly, pulling itself along with its arms even as the undulation of its muscular tail pushed it forward, and extended a cluster of grasping arms from its hood as it closed in on its prey. Before it could take Link into its multifaceted grasp, however, Larry manifested before it.

Man and monster slammed into one another hard enough to make the room shake, and though the butcher’s strength paled in comparison to the demon’s, the Resentment quickly found itself hard-pressed. Try as it might, it just couldn’t cram Larry’s ponderous bulk into its hood. Instead it choked, having unexpectedly bitten off a lot more than it could chew, and though it fired off its accursed beam in an effort to make the bloodstained adult more bite-sized, the foul sorcery did nothing. Instead Link’s striker held the demon at bay, quickly exhausting the transient power that sustained his existence, but not before Ace and Nadia tagged in to finish what the young hero started.

Following her friend’s example with all the nimbleness her tired little form could muster, Nadia scampered up to the Resentment’s right side while Ace took the left. She’d been watching for the monster hunter’s signal, and though neither exchanged any words the plan seemed crystal clear. Even if she had her moments of foolishness and scatterbrain on occasion, the cunning cat burglar Nadia Fortune was the queen of crazy ideas, and she wouldn’t for the life of her miss an opportunity like this. By the time the demon finally dispelled Larry and pounced on the spot where it saw Link last, only to shake the unstable floorboards as its demonic hands closed on empty air, the Ace Decoys had already raised their magnets toward the highest metal knobs that the dresser looming above it had to offer. With nothing else they could do, the two willed their saving graces to pull, and the magnets obliged. Beams of red and blue energy tethered their targets like lassos, and with an all-out double yank for good measure Ace and Nadia pulled the teetering colossus down.

The mass of wood fell on the Resentment like a hammer on an anvil. Ordinary timber meant almost nothing to the infernal monster’s armor, but the force carried straight through to the floor beneath, and in an instant the impact pushed the already-strained planks well past their breaking point. With a screech the demon smashed through, plunging into the darkness below. Its howl faded away into the darkness, and try as she might Nadia never heard it hit the bottom.

For a brief moment the joy of a hard-won victory filled her, but it withered just as soon as she realized both that she didn’t seem to be turning back to normal, and that the demon had taken any chance of saving Glenn with it. If the Resentment left his fate ambiguous before, its defeat made one thing clear: the boy who would one day become Frog was lost to them. The thought of leaving anyone behind made her heart ache, but in a way she was relieved that his life was out of her hands. In her mind, it was time for the survivors to cut their losses and move on. Did that make her a bad person? Well, there was no way they could possibly do anything now, was there? So there was no point in beating themselves up over it. Surely the boys wouldn’t jump down there to try and save him--surely even the most valiant and idealistic heroes weren’t that crazy. Nadia looked between Link and Ace, her expression grim and a little fearful. “C’mon, we gotta go,” she whispered, her eyes on the mirror tucked beneath the Cadet’s arm lest she accidentally meet Link’s gaze. “Can’t stay. Can’t go down. We’ve gotta get the mirror to the others, beat that damn Lady, and get the hell outta this place.”

Nadia swallowed and took Ace’s hand, which she squeezed, followed by Link’s in her other. There followed a brief moment of solidarity and assurance, of hope that the others would accept the path forward alongside those still here rather than agonize over the one who’d gone. Then she took off toward the stairwell, running alongside whoever cared to join her as she hurried back the way she came.




Just as in the Lady’s Chambers the arrival of the towering Resentment demon sparked a sudden panic among the merry band greedily looting the place for all it was worth, but unlike Ace, Link, and Nadia the Koopa Troop was a whole lot better equipped to deal with it. A flurry of frying pans and other hurled objects, bouncing off both the monster and any shelves in the way, created enough visual and auditory chaos to keep the Resentment from homing in on the scattered heroes while they hurried to reunite. Angered by the clamor, the Swindler of Progress swept its thorned lance back and forth, wreaking havoc among the aisles of the Storeroom as it sought to clear some space. In the midst of the tumult, however, Bowser presented himself, and with dreadful speed the Resentment snaked across the floor toward him. It bore down on the gaggle of children with killing intent, noticing but ignoring Kamek’s projectile on account of its own inherent toughness, only for the accursed blob to hit and polymorph it on the spot. Unable to attack and only barely able to scoot around, the tempura soon fell victim to Junior’s brand-new hook, totally oblivious to the fresh hell it was then dragged into.

Finishing off Larry had been visceral and savage, a grim product of necessity and fear, but the beatdown that befell the Resentment-turned-tempura as the tots all dogpiled it was an altogether different beast. Spurred on by the pain of powerlessness that this faceless monster inflicted on them, the Seekers went to town, using every method at their disposal to vent their anger on the oversized foodstuff before them. Of special note was Geralt, his damage output empowered by Blazermate’s donation of lentil stew to a staggering twenty-one times. Where the other attacks only dented or marred the tempura’s exterior on account of the demon’s unchanged defense, the Witcher’s nail pierced straight through, again and again.

All too soon the fun came to an end. A short time to begin with, ten seconds flew by in an instant, and at the curse’s conclusion the Resentment poofed back to normal. It regained its former size in explosive fashion, hurling the kids crowded around it backward to slam into shelves or tumble down aisles, but after that it merely slouched there, taking no further action. Even in the poor light it was easy to see the abundance of injury done to it, especially the multiple skewer wounds that went straight through it from one side to the other. Its waist, the smallest part of it, seemed to be barely holding together. Yet the monster was still alive. It lurched, filling the room with a metallic screech, and began to attack blindly. Its tail and lance raked across the shelves, lockers, floor, and anyone not fast enough to get out of the way. But in the midst of that flailing onslaught, it left itself open enough that anyone with enough speed and strength could charge in and, with a solid blow to its nearly-destroyed midsection, part the demon’s upper and lower halves.

When the deed was done the Resentment fell, hissing its last as its body disintegrated. Its spirit rested among the ashes, shining innocently at the epicenter of the utter mess the monster made of the storeroom. If the Troop expected to return to normal the instant the demon died, however, they soon found themselves disappointed. The key to dispelling the curse must, it would seem, be elsewhere. Whatever other trinkets and treasures the place might have offered were no more, although for better or worse Isaac remained where the Seekers left him under his shelf, a miserable heap blind and deaf to his surroundings. With little else on offer in the Storeroom except the possibility of more mimics, and the incredibly loud disturbance sure to draw attention, it was high time the looters returned to the Lady’s nightmare theater.




As bad as the curse felt, the sensation of being unable to do a thing about the anguish of someone Bella cherished rankled her insides worst of all. It filled her heart with sorrow and her eyes with bitter tears, leading to wonder what the point of awakening to her own consciousness had been if she was still just a useless monster, after all. What good was intelligence without knowledge? What good was empathy without experience? Never in a million years would she regret the kindness Sakura showed to her, but becoming aware had so far been almost constant pain. First came the crashing wave of regret after realizing for the first time just how much loss and suffering she’d inflicted throughout her life, next came the hammering of bloody battle, and now the carnival of terrors that rained down every agony upon the sorry group of kids while Bella got to see her precious, beloved sailor worn down bit by bit, until all that remained was a crying wreck. Even Bella’s biggest, most heartfelt hugs had done nothing to reverse this woeful degradation.

So when Sakura asked -no, implored- Bella and Mirage to leave, the Seaplane Tender remorsefully prepared to obey. She could offer the little street fighter nothing except the assurance that Bella would listen to her, and since as far as she was concerned Sakura knew best, Bella knew that it must be the right thing to do even if it felt wrong to leave her alone. Mirage, however, refused. Instead he filled the silence with a whispered story, and the Abyssal listened. He told the story of a young man who blamed himself for every tragedy that haunted his life, but who never stopped doing his best for those he cared for, nor turning away from the mother that loved him, even when she was unwell. Why would he blame himself again and again? Bella wondered. It’s not his fault his brothers were marched off to war, or that his mother got sick. It was then that she began to reflect, applying the story to her own situation, and her eyes went wide. For someone with no past of her own to fall back on, desperate to accumulate the human experience, the tale hit hard. Thinking about it made Bella realize that she shouldn’t be wasting time blaming herself, agonizing over not knowing what to do, or letting Sakura send her away. She cleared her throat and put on a determined face. “I trust ze others to do what zey must,” she told Sakura, lifting up the mannequin’s kimono to look her friend in the face as best she could. Her leviathan tail slunk out and gently curled around the little girl, sliding her out of her hiding spot and back among her friends. “Ze place I belong is right here.”

Some time later, the two splinter groups snuck back into the theater. The Koopa Troop seemed a little banged up but not much worse for wear, with everyone having apparently found something that may or may not help out in the showdown that awaited them. Only Geralt looked wounded, but what at first glance looked like blood from his mouth turned out to be nothing more than a smear of vibrant red lentil soup, easily wiped off with the back of a hand. When the detachment to the Residence returned, however, the headcount came up one short. Quiet, reticent Glenn, the green-hued shadow trailing behind the Seekers as they forged onward through harrowing horror, was gone. In exchange they gained an ordinary hand mirror, unremarkable until Nadia mentioned that every other mirror in the Lady’s Quarter’s had been destroyed. ‘It seems important’ wasn’t much to go on, so hopefully Bowser’s intuition about a secret weakness was spot on.

For her part, Nadia was absolutely relieved to see everyone else okay. It had been way too easy to imagine the Lady appearing in the dark, reducing poor Sakura to a cone-headed nome without even a struggle. It soon came to light that the Koopa Troop not just found but actually killed the other Resentment, which along with the safety of the stay-behinds in the theater invited a critical conclusion: that the enigmatic Lady, mistress of the Maw and all its monsters, lurked in the shadows of the kabuki stage all by herself. Meanwhile, the Seekers commanded a dozen members, at least one potent polymorphing ability, a variety of weapons, and the mirror that Nadia felt increasingly sure would play a pivotal role.

The tension in the room was rising. Everyone was restless, upset, angry. They were beyond sick and tired of all this, and it was past time they confronted the one responsible. “It’s time to do this. To bring the nightmare haunting this place to an end,” Peach murmured, giving voice to the general sentiment. “Prepare yourselves. Eat if you need to. Does everyone have something?” she asked, parasol at the ready. Link’s knife, Geralt’s nail, Mirage’s dart gun, Nadia and Ace’s magnets, Bowser’s hammer, Junior’s hook, Kamek’s teacup, Bella and Rika’s Abyssal armaments, Blazermate’s metal body comprised their armory, to say nothing of newly gained powers. That left just the mirror, and one set of empty hands.

“Here,” Peach said, offering the mirror to Sakura. “You’re not a screw-up. You’re our friend, and we trust you. There’s only one person to blame for all this, and she’s up on that stage. I want you to take this and show her. Show her who’s the hero, and who’s the monster.”

In the black stillness of the nightmare theater there could be no rallying battle cry, but the group was in agreement. Trusting in the safety of numbers they crept through the darkness, past the rows of faceless mannequins and into the central aisle. Step by step they approached the stage, inching toward the lone spotlight to do battle--to put an end to the mistress of the Maw.
I would be interested in joining this rp, if there is still room for one more person.


Oh hey, it's good to see you again. You've been missed. I've been curious about how we'd get more people involved in here if anyone new displayed an interest, and I think we can make that happen. Go ahead and start working on a character. We can work together on how to get your character situated into the timeline once I see the personality and backstory at work.
Barney Rynsburger


Although the chief and most tangible takeaway from Barney's awakening not too long ago had been to ask for help when he needed it, old habits died hard, and the big guy might have taken a few hurried steps too many and fallen flat on his face before thinking to request Dakota's. Luckily the punk rocker could figure things out on his own, and without a second thought made an expenditure from his avian Persona's dwindling spirit reserves to undo some of the damage. As the Dia took hold, Barney found himself awash in the magical sensation of healing. It was bizarre and quite unlike anything he'd ever experienced. His bruises mended, his cuts closed, the clothes repaired themselves, and even the lightheadedness of blood loss faded. Whether or not that meant the spell somehow put more blood in him Barney couldn't spend time contemplating, but he was grateful nonetheless, "Thank you!" he told his new comrade, echoing the same appreciation he'd shown Caelum earlier. While needing to rely on others stung him just a little, the knowledge that other people really did care about him filled him with both relief and joy. Any leftover regret could be stymied by assuring this dude he'd return the favor. "I owe you one," he vowed.

A moment later the two were out of there, hustling down the dirt footpath of the alley between jailhouses as fast as their wearied legs could take them. They didn't need to look back to know that more Shadows were headed their way.

While they got a move on Dakota voiced a question that left Barney kicking himself for not thinking of earlier. Unfortunately the police girl could do little to assuage either of their concerns. "I saw 'em run into one of the jailhouses," Spindle reported. "After that...well, I can't say for sure. The Metaverse is a dangerous place. But y'all seem like a lucky bunch, so here's hopin."

Hands lightly against his hips, Dakota looked a bit discouraged. "Crap... Hopefully they found a good place to hide out until we can get there."

It was during his sprint that Barney learned the difference between health and stamina, since even though Dakota's healing had put him back near mint condition, he was every bit as tired as if he'd done a full loop around Barclay Waterfront University's perimeter running track. By the time he and Dakota reached the basketball court, skirted around its unsettling players, and climbed the dumpster the frontrunners left behind, Barney was gassed. He practically flopped over the top of the chain-link fence, landing on a faded navy blue suitcase. "Whew!" he breathed. "Man...I was feeling great just a minute ago...why'm I so doggone tired all'va sudden?"

Dutifully Spindle radioed down from her overwatch on high. "I bet ya done worked your way through all the adrenaline ya got from awakenin'," she told him. "Folks get a sudden surge o' energy along with their Personas, enough t'deal with the problem at hand, but it peters out pretty darn quick."

Chest heaving, Barney glanced at Dakota and found him on the haggard side, too. "That's...bad!" he gasped. "How're we gonna keep fightin' then? We have to keep everyone else safe until we get out!"

"Sorry, but I think you're fightin's done 'til the both of ya get a nice, long rest." Spindle sounded unsurprised by anything that was happening, which spawned more questions the more Barney thought about it. "But as luck'd have it, there's a pretty good shot of passin' the torch. People don't last long in here without facin' their demons. It's like destiny; either you're drawn to them, or they come to you."

Still panting as he tried to get enough wind back to make it through the rows of household junk ahead, Barney asked another question. "How d'you know all this? Has this happened before?"

"You're darn tootin'!" Spindle called down. "Didja think y'all were people who ever fell down here?”

Dakota scratched his chin, thinking back to their conversation in the courthouse as he tried to catch his breath.. "Well... That guy with the huge mallet seemed to believe our story pretty easily." He noted, recalling how Pondwater didn't even really care to see any evidence. "I guess it's not impossible this happened to someone else, but if that's the case, where the heck are they?" He questioned as he glanced back, thinking to those human-like figures in those weird machines. “Some of them had to make it this far, right?”

“Uh…” This time Spindle seemed less certain. “I’m sure they’re out there somewhere.”

Barney’s brows furrowed as he stood. “Wait, aren’t you one? Someone from outside, I mean?”

“Nuh-uh. I’m from here,” Spindle replied matter-of-factly.

"What exactly is 'here" anyways?” Dakota questioned. "I mean-- It's unreal. Flaming lion heads, birds with eyes on their wings? This Metaverse thing is like some sort of screwed up fantasy."

As the two proceeded through the littered heap, wary both of enemies and to not over-exert themselves, Spindle explained as best she could. “It’s a cognitive world. It’s kinda like the collective unconsciousness of all humanity. Your fears, your stories, your dreams, and your struggles all rolled up into one big, scary ball. Like your shadow. Always down there below ya, whether ya see it or not.”

“Paints a real freakin’ bleak picture of humanity,” Barney grumbled.

"Why couldn't we end up in a place with good freakin' dreams, right?" Dakota added in acknowledgement to Barney's words. "But wait," He instinctively looked up at the sky, even though Spindle could hear him fine all the same. "If this place is a big crumpled mess of humanity's fears and dreams, then where do you fit in? If you live here, then you're a part of that, right?"

“You betcha!” Spindle sounded happy that the two seemed to be catching on quick. She offered no further explanation though.

That left it up to the Persona users to field more questions. “Why’re you helping us, though? Not that I mind, of course, you’re super amazin’. But everything else in here wants to kill us.”

Spindle laughed as if Barney was being a goof. “‘Cause it’s my job, silly! ‘Serve and protect’ ring any bells?” The bearded man, currently climbing over a couch, said nothing. “This place’s hostile ‘cause of Pondwater. He’s the Warlord ‘round these parts.” She sniffed in disdain, her cheer evaporated. “Must be causin’ a heckuva lotta grief out there to have built up a Stronghold like this in here.”

Dakota felt an imaginary lightbulb turn on in his head, as he slowly navigated the terrain. "Wait, if he's causing trouble outside, then Judge Jackass is a Shadow, too?!" That explained his strength with that mallet, even before doing any of that transformation crap his own Shadow pulled. Though, that name kept coming up. Pondwater. "That Pondwater guy sounds kind of familiar, but I don't think I know any supervillains that’d have a damn personalized hell like this hanging around."

“He’s the president of B.W.U.” Barney put forward. “Basically the guy in charge of our...well, everyone’s education. But he seemed pretty normal in reality?”

Spindle reached out to the two again. “By the way, I don’t mean to alarm ya or nothin’, but those three guys quit headin’ north a minute ago and went inside one of the houses.”

“What? Why?” Barney was baffled that anyone would want to spend any longer here than they had to.

“Reckon he felt someone callin’,” Spindle said, her tone serious. She’d begun to descend, swooping down to an area ahead of the pair on her Persona kite. “Let’s get in there. Even if we can’t do much, we oughta lend a hand.”

Taking a deep breath, Barney picked up the pace. Dakota was behind a little bit, still quite winded but with anyone potentially at risk ahead, he wasn't about to complain about having to keep going. He'd just be trucking a little slower than his taller, bearded friend.
I did post last before him, as well. I'm not going anywhere.
Ms. Fortune

Level 4 Nadia (119/40)
Location: The Maw - Kabuki Theater
Koopa Troop’s @DracoLunaris, Blazermate’s [@ArchmageMC], Hat Kid’s @Dawnrider, Geralt’s @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN, Ace Cadet’s @Yankee, Sakura's @Zoey Boey, Link’s @Gentlemanvaultboy, Mirage’s @Potemking
Word Count: 1855


It had been a little unfair for Nadia to quiz the group as if she expected everyone to suddenly have an answer for this daunting threat, she knew. Considering the atrocity of what they just collectively witnessed, the feral couldn’t blame anyone for being shaken, especially poor Sakura. A part of her was too, after all, no matter how much she buried her true feelings underneath quips and puns. It was heartbreaking not just to see the brave but ill-fated Runaway Kid reduced to that homunculus-like thing, but to be so close to the end of this twisted realm and have their hope snatched away from them. Still, most of the others shared her resolve to oppose the Lady however they could, and in the lowest of voices exchanged their ideas in the crushing darkness of the nightmare theater.

It took no deliberation to conclude that direct assault was out of the question. Even with Bella’s newfound size and strength, plus Link’s striker and Kamek’s power, facing this place’s master plus her demonic accomplices on her terms was asking for trouble. A different plan soon cropped up, however, and it was one Nadia found herself agreeing with. “I know splittin’ up’s kinda the classic horror movie blunder and all, but I think it makes sense. She can’t be in two places at once, and anywhere’s gotta be less dark than in here,” she whispered. Hopefully the way the Lady taunted them meant that she wouldn’t come after them at all, instead inviting them to come try their luck as she waited in front of the door she knew they must enter, but it wasn’t a gamble Nadia planned to risk her life on. Not that she wasn’t risking her life regardless, of course. If Mirage was right about the Lady being able to track them, versus just hearing where they were thanks to their speech in this quiet place, they were all screwed.

Nadia took a deep breath. Her foe was powerful, fast, and cunning, able to strike from stealth and kill (or at least mutilate) with terrifying speed. As vile and strong as Moreau, Bongo Bongo, and the chefs had been, this would be the group’s toughest encounter yet. Still, the Koopa Troop managed to keep themselves together, trading a few harebrained schemes as they conferred in their typical not-so-serious fashion. It helped Nadia to realize that, as dangerous as this might be, it wasn’t really that different from before. Keep hidden, move fast, stay sharp. Find a way to turn the tide against the dangerous foe and survive. Psyching herself out over this challenge would only do more harm than good, Nadia knew; she just needed to do her very best, and everything would be alright.

Or it wouldn’t, and she’d be dead.

Gulp.

Well, whatever. Blazermate joined the Bowsers and their Koopas on the way to the storeroom, and the Cadet voiced his intent to raid the Lady’s residence, which left Nadia’s participation a foregone conclusion. “I’m in,” she whispered, scampering over to her pal’s side. If anyone was up to the challenge, it had to be the Ace Decoys. “Let’s just make sure we’re twice as careful as last time.” Link and his shadow, the green-haired Glenn, followed suit, lagging behind as always to stay as safe as possible. Although Nadia, like any seasoned thief, knew that ‘safety in numbers’ did not apply to stealth operations, she did not object. She did jump to accept the magnet from Mirage, however, and the moment she took his blue magnet in hand both it and its red partner still in Ace’s possession thrummed with power, even more than when the little legend and kitten held the pieces. It puzzled Nadia, making her wonder what occasioned the extra potency, but she wasn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouse. Instead she and Ace hurried off, confining their steps to the carpet to keep their footfalls quiet, and watching the dummies with wide eyes lest any reach out a ghostly pale hand.

The moment Sakura elected to remain behind, Bella naturally followed suit, but if she hoped to help her dear friend feel better the Seaplane Tender would find no solace in the oppressive blackness of the theater. As Sakura curled up in the sheltering shadows of the geisha mannequins Mirage sat beside her to comfort her as best he could, much to Bella’s chagrin. Since she didn’t know what words might lift the little street fighter’s fallen spirit, however, she nodded her gratitude to Geralt, then consented to sitting down by them and trying to make herself seem as small as possible. Doing so, of course, had the unfortunate side effect of demonstrating just how big she’d become. Miserable and disconsolate, the odd pair sat between Mirage and Peach as they did their best to keep their friends from sinking any deeper.






Moving quickly but quietly, Ace and Nadia led Link and Glenn toward the door that promised access to their enemy’s dwelling. It lay closed, the wooden eye on its down staring down at the children as they approached, but the duo knew what to do. The sturdier Ace joined his hands together to boost the lighter Nadia up, granting her enough height to grab onto the handle and weigh it down. Courtesy of her momentum the door swung inward, and the four scurried inside.

Inside they were greeted by a vision of velvet-cushioned furniture, hideous portraits, and patterned pink wallpaper. As Nadia hoped, it wasn’t nearly as pitch-black as the cavernous theater, but enough dark corners remained to present an issue. Add to that the mannequins here and there, and the kitten kept her eyes well-peeled. Weapon, weakness, something useful, she repeated in her head, scanning every nook and cranny she could as she carefully advanced, scampering between hiding spots. Nothing really jumped out at her, and it seemed like a bad idea to pick through each and every drawer, so she kept moving. Four pairs of eyes turned every which way for any sign of danger.

The four made their way up the stairs, momentarily exposed but comforted by the knowledge that attack could come only from only so many angles. Nadia counted herself lucky that she’d eaten herself large enough to not have any trouble with the steps. In only a few seconds she and Ace reached the top, but found nothing out of the ordinary waiting for them. There was just one way forward from the landing, its door ajar, and pushing through with a small creak brought the kids into the Lady’s personal quarters. The room that lay before them featured many dressers and wardrobes, their doors looking rather climbable for children the intruders’ size, as well as a fainting couch, a few tables, vases, and chairs. One wall featured a large and fancy vanity against the faded paper, but despite being otherwise the most cared-for article of furniture in the room, its mirror appeared to be smashed. Nothing reflected in its shards. In front of it lay a hairbrush and a clay doll of the Lady herself. There was a body mirror by the really big dresser too, also destroyed. “Masked, and hates mirrors. She must be one ugly puta madre,” Nadia whispered.

Broken mirrors meant sharp shards, however, and with a little prying the others could arm themselves with emergency shanks. Nadia went for the body mirror by the dresser, although when she got close the creak and bend of the planks beneath her feet made her pause. “Unstable,” she hissed. Maybe the weight of that wooden giant was a little too much for it. With her breath held the feral tiptoed over to pull free a shard, then hurried on to the next room. No signs of danger...yet, anyway.

Next was the bedroom. In it lay a simple four-post bed with white sheets, and the rest of the furniture was just as ordinary. Paintings of children adorned the walls, and a china vase lay on top of the nightstand. Nadia hoped that Link would be able to avoid smashing this one, since the crash could probably be heard all the way back to the theater. Without any sign of better weapons, hidden weaknesses, or anything else useful, she was starting to get a little worried. Why would the Lady put the key to defeating her in a place like this, anyway?

Then she saw it. A closet door, almost invisible in the shadows on one wall. Nadia sprinted over and ducked inside. To her surprise she found a stark and colorless room, empty except for a whole bunch of broken mirrors, and a little cabinet. On top, nestled in a brown pillow, was a small round hand mirror--the only one of its kind still intact. “This can’t be coincidence,” she murmured.

A sudden noise nearby nearly made her jump out of her skin, and in blind fear she hurtled out of the closet, leaving Ace to take the hand mirror. Once she Across the bedroom and through the door to the other chamber she could see the concentric crimson diamonds of one of the much-reviled Resentment demons, its tail trailing out of the door to the stairwell, its immense body looming over Glenn in the middle of the room with the vanity. Crap, crap! she seethed, running across the bedroom as fast as her legs could take her. While she, Ace, and Link forged onward, Glenn brought up a sizable rear, but the fatal flaw in his strategy revealed itself when an enemy came from behind. She and the boys ran toward the demon, brandishing their various weapons, but they were too late. The headless snake man sucked the poor boy into the demonic void of its hood and swallowed him whole.

“No!” Nadia cried, only to get interrupted as a shockwave erupted from the Resentment’s position, rattling the whole room and throwing the kids off their feet. Glenn was gone, but with him went the necessity of a fight with the superhuman monstrosity. As much as it pained Nadia to forget about him, her survival instinct allowed her to cast the lost boy aside and think of herself. “Hide!” she urged the others, and rather than get up to charge forward into certain death, she shimmied up a nearby chest of drawers into the concealing darkness at the top. By the time the Resentment stood ready to find its next victim, hopefully all three kids would be in hiding, leaving the monster to prowl around in search of them. After getting control of her breathing, Nadia considered the situation. She and the others could sneak around the monster to get back out of here, but that giant dresser was still teetering dangerously on the unstable floorboards. Maybe, with a little ingenuity, they could drop it on the demon and send both crashing deep into the Maw. It was worth a shot, but for the life of her Nadia couldn’t come up with how to do it. Instead she stood ready to follow Ace and Link’s lead, whatever they might decide.




At the same time, the Koopa Troop plus Blazermate and Geralt slipped into the Storeroom. There the decor of the kabuki theater and the restaurant immediately gave way to more drab, utilitarian walls and floors, and though it seemed to be mostly coat and hat racks nearest to the door, bearing articles of clothing the Guests deemed unnecessary for their feast and subsequently never returned to claim, most of the large room was quite different. A veritable maze of shelves, lockers, and racks arrayed into turns, junctions, and aisles awaited the Seekers, each laden with all manner of random objects. With only white and yellow lights serving to distinguish the opposite ends of the place, it would be easy to get lost in here.

And as the intruders soon found out while exploring the Storeroom, it harbored a couple of hidden tricks up its sleeve. The first, rearing its head when anyone attempted to shift something heavy, was startling but harmless: a couple nomes skittered out like cockroaches when their hiding places were disturbed, making unintelligible alarmed rasps as they made their mad dashes for new cover. Though this meant nothing by itself, given what the group just witnessed in the theater, it made them wonder if the sorry soul they’d seen transformed into one of these things might very well still be alive.

Less hope-inspiring was the second, far nastier surprise. In the corner of the storeroom lit by the lambent glow of a yellow incandescent bulb, any enterprising scroungers would find that a number of the objects there featured little yellow post-it notes attached, visible only at a second glance on account of the lighting. Written on in pen, each one of them read not a mimic. When a looter passed by a certain mug, however, it speedily morphed into a four-legged black mass, revealing itself to be very much a mimic, and leaped at the offender to pierce him or her with its legs. If it succeeded in ensnaring a victim and ramming one leg down a vulnerable throat, it could rapidly drain its nutrients and impose forced fission into four more mimics. If fended off, however, it could not only re-camouflage itself to get the drop on its attackers, but leap around with agility impressive enough to deftly evade most melee strikes.

In the white side of the room lay a different surprise. A slight sobbing sound clued the Seekers into its location, leading them to a small form huddled underneath a shelf. There lay a hairless pink child, shuddering without end in a pool of his own tears. No action taken against him except an attack would come to any effect, although if Galeem’s influence was triggered Isaac would weaponize its own tears to destroy his assailant. On top of the shelf that sheltered him lay a strange brown nugget, a giant bacteria, and a vile blob with eyes and a frown, all floating like classic pickups.

Every player with characters that entered the room can submit to me up to three items of their own choosing from any game that makes sense. Two must be of questionable use (1-2 stars out of 5) and one can be moderately useful (3 stars)


Bowser’s posse didn’t get too long to rifle through the place, however. It wasn’t long before the door they came through slammed open, and into the maze of shelves slithered one of the terrifying Resentments. Spiked lance at the ready, it pushed through the aisles in pursuit of the children, eager to dive upon them with withering speed and pull them one by one into the void of its hood, never to return. The only thing standing between predator and prey was the labyrinth itself, although that didn’t mean the monster wouldn’t lunge through a shelf into an adjacent aisle if given a reason to. If they wanted to escape back into the concealing darkness of the theater they would need to be both quick and careful. The demon’s strength and lethality made fighting it normally an impossibility, but tricks and traps were always options for clever minds.
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