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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Alright, updated CS complete with sample post and ready for review by @Master Bruce



@Lord Wraith's Wonder Woman is APPROVED!
https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5361387 is complete! Minus me finding some art I like for a few of the primary characters, but don't suppose that matters for judging if I'm good to start writing!


You're approved for The Brotherhood.
My apologies for the delay in approving @Ruby as The Huntress and @Zoey Boey as Cassandra Cain, but they are approved. Just remember that anything you guys do in Gotham or with Gotham centric characters falls under @Roman's jurisdiction. You probably already know that, but it's worth repeating.

As for me, I'm aware that I've yet to make a peep as Spider-Man. Apologies for that aswell. I'm past due and it's annoying because I have alot of ideas I'm excited for. It's just that I'm having trouble with the actual writing of it. Considering taking a bit of an overhaul to my usual style just to grow more comfortable, but I am still engaged with playing him, so... bear with me.
@Alternax since Hound seems okay with another Lantern, your sheet is approved. And @AndyC... for the sheer balls of wiping Doom and the FF off the map but making Latveria a central character, you're approved aswell.


Er...

What I mean is, @Byrd Man is approved for Daredevil.

Ahem, so fellas, I have a weird question for you.


As long as you consult with the initial player to ask if that's okay, it shouldn't be a problem.
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B-b-but, he spelled Stephen wrong.


...

Because someone has to be the Lex Luthor to @Hound55's Super Tiger. The Joker to his Lawyer-Man.

...er, Lawyer-Tiger?

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Actions have consequences.
Strange is ready to be denied in 24hrs.


Would you accept an approval! in less than that? Because that's what I'm giving you.
So some of us have done this dance a few times.

What's a character you've never seen portrayed or an idea you've never seen that you'd like too?


One concept that I've been obsessed with, for whatever reason, is the idea of the "original" iterations of some of the bigger characters. Sort of the radically different takes that were either tweaked or completely abandoned with subsequent development. For example, Superman being considerably less powerful (not even able to fly) but very much acting as a champion of the people, all people, against the tyrannical forces of evil and a lot of the systemic ones. Batman both having no qualms with killing the occasional foe, brandishing a gun, and fighting more monsters and supernatural figures in addition to the mob. Wonder Woman being as focused on the culture of Themyscira as fighting the evils of Patriarch's World, aswell as being more of a war time figure than a superhero. Alan Scott and Jay Garrick being the only Green Lantern and Flash. And so on and so forth.

I think the bigger thing, though, is a version of events where radical reinventions are more encouraged than anything resembling the canon idea of these characters. While I love seeing and writing the classic versions of these characters, there's something very appealing about seeing a game where Bruce Wayne can literally turn into an inhuman Bat-Man or Daredevil is actually a team of ninjas mentored by Matt Murdock (Does this sound familiar, @Byrd Man...). Just people going absolutely insane with the base concepts of these guys and going off script as much as possible. I think it could work as long as a more traditional outlet still existed or, more likely, everyone got sick of the regular type of game. By itself, I feel like people (myself included) would prefer to just stick to the main idea of whoever we're playing because that's all we'd have at that moment and couldn't stretch ourselves thin with another game.

As far as characters, I don't know. I feel like I've seen people play every type of character in these games. From Darkseid to Ben Urich, there isn't really a stone that's been unturned. Maybe more alternate universe versions of characters? I know the multiverse thing is already being done to death in the movies, but I like the idea of more people playing versions of the same character and having them clash or work together.
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