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~@Stern Algorithm~
"What? Hey!"
Neil resisted the Altissima sisters' attempt to pin him and remove his clothes. "Stop it, you two!" Sylvia and Vivian were monsters so their combined strength could easily overpower the human boy. But desperation granted Neil some hidden strength and he was able to put up somewhat of a defense. "Get back!" He thrust his hands forward to push the Altissima sisters away from him.
His hands, however, found some interesting areas to place themselves unto. In Neil's grasp were one of each of the Altissima sisters' breasts. The boy's beet-red face became even redder as he realized what he had done. He appeared to savor the touch for a moment before scrambling back in panic. "I-I-I-I-I'm sorry! I-I-I-I didn't meant to! I swear!" Neil immediately begged for forgiveness.
"It was-- It was an accident! I swear! I'm sorry!"
Liberation At Any Price
~@Restalaan (YNG)~
Your strike was true and hit the Varjan leader on the head, stopping her from dropping her axe at a knocked down rebel. Her helmet was knocked off and was sent reeling for a bit.
But she recovered and with her rage renewed, she retaliated with a swing from her axe. Its reach was too long for you to back away from so you have to duck to evade it. However, the swing was followed with an uppercut with a shield and you were in prime position to get hit by it. You were sent to the ground and the Varjan leader prepared for a powerful downward swing.
"What? Hey!"
Neil resisted the Altissima sisters' attempt to pin him and remove his clothes. "Stop it, you two!" Sylvia and Vivian were monsters so their combined strength could easily overpower the human boy. But desperation granted Neil some hidden strength and he was able to put up somewhat of a defense. "Get back!" He thrust his hands forward to push the Altissima sisters away from him.
His hands, however, found some interesting areas to place themselves unto. In Neil's grasp were one of each of the Altissima sisters' breasts. The boy's beet-red face became even redder as he realized what he had done. He appeared to savor the touch for a moment before scrambling back in panic. "I-I-I-I-I'm sorry! I-I-I-I didn't meant to! I swear!" Neil immediately begged for forgiveness.
"It was-- It was an accident! I swear! I'm sorry!"
Liberation At Any Price
~@Restalaan (YNG)~
Your strike was true and hit the Varjan leader on the head, stopping her from dropping her axe at a knocked down rebel. Her helmet was knocked off and was sent reeling for a bit.
But she recovered and with her rage renewed, she retaliated with a swing from her axe. Its reach was too long for you to back away from so you have to duck to evade it. However, the swing was followed with an uppercut with a shield and you were in prime position to get hit by it. You were sent to the ground and the Varjan leader prepared for a powerful downward swing.
South Of Zauberheim
~~~ @AzureKnight (HIS & ENI) ~~~
Enishi unleashed an ice shockwave intended to freeze Hisana instantly. However, Hisana pulled Keith's corpse in front of her as a human shield against the icy spell.
Suddenly, the corpse's hand reached around him and grabbed Hisana's hair and pulled her in front of the not-quite-dead Keith. The positions were reversed and the ice shockwave hit Hisana, instantly frozen into a living ice sculpture. Hisana was incapacitated for the time being.
The still-living Keith then slowly and painfully pulled the razor sharp card from his face. "Argh! Why the face of all places?" He complained as he dropped the card. "Looks like you got her once and for all, man." He remarked about the eastern warrior's handiwork. "I didn't think I was gonna get hurt bad but whatever. I've got respawn anyway."
Pulling out a small pin with a coat of an unknown liquid on it, Keith continued. "I've heard you were here to kill her. But I can do the honors if you're bailing on that."
Seraph Academy
Academy Infirmary
~~~ @Rune_Alchemist, @AzureKnight (LIS) ~~~
"Greetings Mira, I didn't expect to see you here, or Ecthel and Alicia for that matter. I imagine that Varjan's condition is a bit more serious, which is why you all aren't with him right now. Which brings me to my reason for coming here."
"Mhm, it doesn't matter. You all should go be with Varjan. He needs you more than I do."
"We did. I mean, we tried." Mira replied. "His family had forbidden anyone from visiting Varjan save them. I believe his father is already there with him."
"It's not gonna be pretty. But hopefully his family'll cut him some slack since he got impaled by Seleth and all." Ecthel remarked. "Err, no offense." He smiled sheepishly at the Dark Elf.
"I believe you, Seleth." said Alicia. "You're not a person who would deliberately harm someone without good reason." She did her very best to smile but she could not conceal her sadness. "So please don't be mad, Princess." The girl turned to Lisia. "Seleth's rough, but I know her heart's smooth."
"...I am curious though." Mira voiced her thoughts. "The dark spear may be empowered, but I'm fairly sure that someone like Varjan would have found a dozen ways around that. So why didn't he?" The question prompted thinking from the three. "He couldn't have allowed the spear to hit him intentionally, could he?"
"...Maybe Seleth's just better?" Ecthel guessed.
The guess earned a glare from Mira. "Now's not the time to be hitting on Seleth." She said unamused.
"I'm not! Seleth may be pretty but she's not my type!" Ecthel defended himself. "Err, no offense. Again."
Before the conversation could continue, a commotion occurred outside the room. Someone was yelling and apparently in a verbal spat.
~~~ @CitrusArms ~~~
"Hey, now, no need to make a pariah out of the lad. Should you really be yelling in a place of learning and healing? Why don't you go take a walk, friend?"
You briskly entered the room to interrupt the loud scolding. There were two people in the room, one bedridden. The one on the bed was unconscious, a young man with brown hair and a bandage wrapped around his torso. The one standing up and doing the scolding was a finely-dressed middle-aged man with short brown hair and some stylish facial hair. Your interruption shifted his rage from the boy to you.
"Excuse me?! Who are you?! Who do you think you are?!" The man yelled at you. "This is my son! MY. SON. Who are you to barge into our business? You don't even know us! Why don't you do us all a favor and you take a walk, friend."
The door was open and the loud exchange could be heard throughout the infirmary. Attention was inevitable.
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(Retry) The Gray Garden: A Crow's Revenge (Interest Check)
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Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Do most rps do this already where it's more of a standard expectation? Sheets gets posted in ooc first, discussed, then put in characters tab when approved?
Or is it more, Sheets get posted in characters, discussed in ooc, approved/not, and then it's up to organization on how that's displayed (or not displayed)?
It's mostly the first because the second option often leads to confusion.
This is true unless the GM contacts a moderator to hide the post. That way no one but the GMs and RPG staff can see the post, therefore it is commonly seen as deleted since no one but those few can actually see the post.
Or that. Appeal to the site's gmods to conceal your posts, never to be seen again save them and you.
The perfect crime.
In most RPs, accepted characters are usually posted in the Characters Tab.
And you can edit your posts here in RoleplayerGuild. You can just remove rejected characters from your post by editing it. However, if it's posted on the Characters Tab (and not by you), it's there forever.
And you can edit your posts here in RoleplayerGuild. You can just remove rejected characters from your post by editing it. However, if it's posted on the Characters Tab (and not by you), it's there forever.
KARMA
Goliath
Soldier (x5)
Yuno
Rosemary
Greene
GOLIATH (AP = 3)
SOLDIERS (AP = 4)
GREENE (AP = 4, HP = 8)
Rosemary unleashed a hail of bullets at the Goliath. The bullets tore off chunks of its body parts but the Goliath used its Reinforced Muscle to stave off some of the damage, yet the part itself was not saved.
[AP = 12 -> 6]
[Goliath used its Reinforced Muscle to reduce Rosemary's damage to 2]
The Soldiers shambled forward. It was unknown why they did this. Perhaps it is to get a more accurate shot at Yuno? Or maybe they thought they ought to focus on Rosemary now? Regardless, they were beside the Goliath now.
[AP = 7 -> 4]
Greene took aim with his Sniper Rifle and fired at the Soldiers but the shot did not connect.
[Attack Check: 5]
[AP = 7 -> 4]
Now it was Yuno and Rosemary's turns to move. The Goliath moved with them and attacked Rosemary with its Monster Hand, using its Long Arm to reach the Doll. Rosemary was smashed by the monstrous hand but she was still intact. Definitely more intact than Yuno.
[Attack Check: 9]
[Rosemary's Fist, Shoulder and Forearm parts have been damaged!]
[AP = 6 -> 3]
Dead Factory
~ @Skyswimsky, @GreenGoat ~
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Battle Map
Tartarus
Hades
Limbo
Goliath
Soldier (x5)
Yuno
Elysium
Rosemary
Eden
Greene
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Player Data
Yuno Current AP = 6
Rosemary Current AP = 6
Rosemary Current AP = 6
NPC Data
GOLIATH (AP = 3)
SOLDIERS (AP = 4)
GREENE (AP = 4, HP = 8)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rosemary unleashed a hail of bullets at the Goliath. The bullets tore off chunks of its body parts but the Goliath used its Reinforced Muscle to stave off some of the damage, yet the part itself was not saved.
[AP = 12 -> 6]
[Goliath used its Reinforced Muscle to reduce Rosemary's damage to 2]
The Soldiers shambled forward. It was unknown why they did this. Perhaps it is to get a more accurate shot at Yuno? Or maybe they thought they ought to focus on Rosemary now? Regardless, they were beside the Goliath now.
[AP = 7 -> 4]
Greene took aim with his Sniper Rifle and fired at the Soldiers but the shot did not connect.
[Attack Check: 5]
[AP = 7 -> 4]
Now it was Yuno and Rosemary's turns to move. The Goliath moved with them and attacked Rosemary with its Monster Hand, using its Long Arm to reach the Doll. Rosemary was smashed by the monstrous hand but she was still intact. Definitely more intact than Yuno.
[Attack Check: 9]
[Rosemary's Fist, Shoulder and Forearm parts have been damaged!]
[AP = 6 -> 3]
@GreenGoat
You can keep moving until you reach less than 7 AP, btw. You can just put that all in one post.
You can keep moving until you reach less than 7 AP, btw. You can just put that all in one post.
~@Lmpkio (TCA), @AzureKnight (VRA)~
"Nope. Sorry." Haley sadly replied. "We gotta take the path we took to get back. But hey, at least we'll get a bite first before we take the long walk."
------
Haley led Vară and Titanica to the town of Ambran, ignoring the wary stares the three monster girls received from the citizens of the neutral town. There, they used some of their reward money to get themselves a hot, delicious meal to counter the brutal chill they experienced in Coldstep Pass. "Ahhh, that hits the spot." The Siren slouched on her seat.
"Ah, excuse me, ladies." A mysterious figure approached the monster girls' table. The voice was undeniably male and his attire consisted of armor worn under obscuring robes and hood. His voice was soft and charming, which would make him either more trustworthy or the opposite. "You are from The Guild, yes?"
"Yes, we are. Can we do anything for you, sir?" Haley dutifully replied.
"No, nothing of the sort. I'm just a... curious man." He replied quite suspiciously. "I'm a... newcomer to this area and in my time staying here, I've been hearing about the exploits of a... guild here. As a curious man, I wanted to find more about this guild. So now that I have found you, who are you guys exactly?" The mysterious knight asked.
"By the way, for your trouble, I'll pay for the food. Sound like a deal?"
Herbal Medicine 2
~@Lmpkio (MOR), @Stern Algorithm~
"Hey now, no need to get hostile." Darren put his hands up, attempting to diffuse the situation. "Look on the bright side. We've revealed that my drug needs more improvements and adjustments for monsters. For that, I am grateful to your guild." He made a polite bow. "Here, like I promised. For your troubles." He handed a small pouch to Neil. The reward money. "Now then, there's work to do!"
With that, Darren went back inside his apothecary presumably to continue developing his questionable anesthetic. Neil shook his head from exhaustion and fluster. "Well, he pays well. I can give him that." He gave the pouch a weak toss upward and back to his hand.
The quest was over. The guild members can either head back to the headquarters or go somewhere else.
"Huh?! What-- Why?" Neil looked at his nectar-soaked clothes. "Oh, don't worry about it. I'd rather be soaked than naked. I'll change back at the guild."
Liberation At Any Price
~@ShwiggityShwah, @Restalaan (YNG)~
"Ah, you are battlefield assassins, eh? Good, good." Felipe replied. "You shall have the weapons you ask for." He told Yang. "And we are glad to have you with us, Miss Harpy. The strength of monsters is always welcome." He told Ozzy.
"Don't worry, ate! The fort is pretty far from where we will ambush them. No message will get through."
------
Ozzy scouted ahead and spotted the Varjan contingent. They were not large but they were filled with warriors armored in the dark, bulky steel that was the standard of Varjo's regular warriors. There were several, though, that wore little more than fur pelts and leather, looking a lot like the rebels. At the fore was an orange-haired woman with seemingly impractical armor and wielding an axe and shield. However, she appeared as fierce as the warriors behind her and was no doubt the leader.
Ozzy relayed this information back to the rebels who took appropriate positions behind rocks and outcrops that dot the stony landscape, ready to spring the ambush. Once the Varjan force was in prime position, the ambush was sprung. "SUGOD MGA KAPATID!" Felipe yelled as the rebels charged.
The sounds of axes and shields hitting each other filled the air as the Varjans and the rebels clashed. The Varjan leader cleaved rebels left and right, spraying her exposed skin with blood. She laughed as she roared, bullying some of the rebels in them middle of battle. It was time for Yang and Ozzy to get to work.
~@BKburke~
Bart's mood lightened as he began to remember. "Ahhh, yes. The exploding glove. Yes, that was hilarious." He reminisced. Talia was silent as if she was wary of the guild master.
"You're John... Clark! Yeah, Clark." Bart remembered your name. "Welcome to The Guild, friend. Yeah, it's called 'The Guild'. I don't know what was going inside my members' heads when they thought up the idea but we went along with it." He said. "Come inside, come inside and we can get comfy while we talk."
"I'll be back at the forge then. I'll see you two later." Talia dismissed herself.
Bart said nothing as the Cyclops left. "So then John! What have you been up to lately?" He asked while you and him entered the guild hall.
Ahem, at any rate, what I'm not looking forward to is the long walk back home. Haley, I don't suppose you saw any quicker, less...rough pathways while flying to us?"
"Nope. Sorry." Haley sadly replied. "We gotta take the path we took to get back. But hey, at least we'll get a bite first before we take the long walk."
------
Haley led Vară and Titanica to the town of Ambran, ignoring the wary stares the three monster girls received from the citizens of the neutral town. There, they used some of their reward money to get themselves a hot, delicious meal to counter the brutal chill they experienced in Coldstep Pass. "Ahhh, that hits the spot." The Siren slouched on her seat.
"Ah, excuse me, ladies." A mysterious figure approached the monster girls' table. The voice was undeniably male and his attire consisted of armor worn under obscuring robes and hood. His voice was soft and charming, which would make him either more trustworthy or the opposite. "You are from The Guild, yes?"
"Yes, we are. Can we do anything for you, sir?" Haley dutifully replied.
"No, nothing of the sort. I'm just a... curious man." He replied quite suspiciously. "I'm a... newcomer to this area and in my time staying here, I've been hearing about the exploits of a... guild here. As a curious man, I wanted to find more about this guild. So now that I have found you, who are you guys exactly?" The mysterious knight asked.
"By the way, for your trouble, I'll pay for the food. Sound like a deal?"
Herbal Medicine 2
~@Lmpkio (MOR), @Stern Algorithm~
"That 'Huwana' is NOT fit for consumption! No wonder the Alchemist Guild banned it! Hell! I'd revoke your apothecary's license if I could! Did you even test it on non-sentient animals first?"
"And you call this an 'anesthetic'? How shameless! If you were truly a doctor, you would be well aware of its harmful effects. And the implications! Do you know how many lives would perish under your hands if used irresponsibly?!"
"Hey now, no need to get hostile." Darren put his hands up, attempting to diffuse the situation. "Look on the bright side. We've revealed that my drug needs more improvements and adjustments for monsters. For that, I am grateful to your guild." He made a polite bow. "Here, like I promised. For your troubles." He handed a small pouch to Neil. The reward money. "Now then, there's work to do!"
With that, Darren went back inside his apothecary presumably to continue developing his questionable anesthetic. Neil shook his head from exhaustion and fluster. "Well, he pays well. I can give him that." He gave the pouch a weak toss upward and back to his hand.
The quest was over. The guild members can either head back to the headquarters or go somewhere else.
"Neil! Take off your clothes!"
"Huh?! What-- Why?" Neil looked at his nectar-soaked clothes. "Oh, don't worry about it. I'd rather be soaked than naked. I'll change back at the guild."
Liberation At Any Price
~@ShwiggityShwah, @Restalaan (YNG)~
"Give me a one-handed mace and shield, I'm a fighter. Let me engage their champions, I can defeat or at the very least, stall them out."
"Aside from any tactical advantage I can come up with, my initial plan if all went well is to come in high. Determining a leader should be easy among the rabble. Once the ambush is sprung I can swoop down and catch any officers. I'll only need to carry him twenty or so feet up before dropping them. Removing leadership should turn any disciplined unit into a heedless mob. Rinse and repeat... If you need assist with spying I can do that too."
"Ah, you are battlefield assassins, eh? Good, good." Felipe replied. "You shall have the weapons you ask for." He told Yang. "And we are glad to have you with us, Miss Harpy. The strength of monsters is always welcome." He told Ozzy.
"Do we have eyes on the fort they are reinforcing!? They might ride out and pincer us if they get a message through!"
"Don't worry, ate! The fort is pretty far from where we will ambush them. No message will get through."
------
Ozzy scouted ahead and spotted the Varjan contingent. They were not large but they were filled with warriors armored in the dark, bulky steel that was the standard of Varjo's regular warriors. There were several, though, that wore little more than fur pelts and leather, looking a lot like the rebels. At the fore was an orange-haired woman with seemingly impractical armor and wielding an axe and shield. However, she appeared as fierce as the warriors behind her and was no doubt the leader.
Ozzy relayed this information back to the rebels who took appropriate positions behind rocks and outcrops that dot the stony landscape, ready to spring the ambush. Once the Varjan force was in prime position, the ambush was sprung. "SUGOD MGA KAPATID!" Felipe yelled as the rebels charged.
The sounds of axes and shields hitting each other filled the air as the Varjans and the rebels clashed. The Varjan leader cleaved rebels left and right, spraying her exposed skin with blood. She laughed as she roared, bullying some of the rebels in them middle of battle. It was time for Yang and Ozzy to get to work.
~@BKburke~
I'm John. We met several days ago. You said you heard about my talents through an artisans guild. It'sall good, makes sense. Uhm...I was testing my glove when you approached and it exploded. The blast sent me back several feet. You laughed for a full minute.
Bart's mood lightened as he began to remember. "Ahhh, yes. The exploding glove. Yes, that was hilarious." He reminisced. Talia was silent as if she was wary of the guild master.
"You're John... Clark! Yeah, Clark." Bart remembered your name. "Welcome to The Guild, friend. Yeah, it's called 'The Guild'. I don't know what was going inside my members' heads when they thought up the idea but we went along with it." He said. "Come inside, come inside and we can get comfy while we talk."
"I'll be back at the forge then. I'll see you two later." Talia dismissed herself.
Bart said nothing as the Cyclops left. "So then John! What have you been up to lately?" He asked while you and him entered the guild hall.
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