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6 mos ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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6 mos ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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2 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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3 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
3 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Verdant Woodlands

@Ammokkx,@Skyrte

"Fine..." the Erune clad in Zweite armor said, before her cheeks swelled again, but this time she managed to keep it down and simply gave a disgusted sounding sigh. She took a moment to regain her composure and groaned, shaky enough on her legs to need to rest against a support beam. "J-Just a bit of a shaky landing, kid. I'm Corday." she said, offering him a handshake, momentarily wondering how long it would take for the Zweite to start sending out bounty hunters for escaped Ziggurat prisoners. "Oh yeah! Say, Kid, like my friend said, know where a shipwright or a town is?" she asked, which, there was, near the Southeast docks of the island. But whether Cyll wanted to say that to someone who just called him "Kid" and was dressed in imperial armor was up to him. He could see that the ship was indeed damaged; It would even seem irreparable, given that the harvin with the mustache had mentioned that they had lost an engine, and the keel of the ship was most certainly cracked.




Poison Maker's Cottage

@ShwiggityShwah,@Enkryption

The apprentice of Poxanne froze up when she yelled for her to run and grab the surgeon pack, saluting and standing up straight as she replied: "R-Right away ma'am!" before bolting off, leaving Mucu to simply stare at the gaping hole in the ship. The mushroom man's pale white eyes widened as he heard the sound of metal screech against itself, and in a sudden crunch the airship caused a hatch to fly off. Hastily climbing up to try and rescue Poxanne and her patient, Mucu found himself toppled over by Marshall dashing out, falling onto his rear before the entirety of the airship fell upon him. Raising his hands, the mushroom man was immediately buried, not an inch of him visible from the wreckage.

Poxanne's apprentice returned, and, seeing Marshall holding her like that, she blushed and clasped her hands to her cheeks. "I-Is this how people make babies? C-Can humans and harvins even MAKE babies!?" she thought to herself before rushing over and holding the surgeon's pack. "D-Don't you worry Mister, I brought the surgeon's pack, s-so now you won't die!" she stammered, shaking as she looked at just how much blood covered Marshall. "H-Hu...huwawawawahu" she said, getting weak at the knees at the sight of his blood...and so much around his stomach. Was...was that why the surgeon pack was needed? But the more she looked at him, the more "fine" Marshall seemed to be. Was he really injured?

Off in the background, a loud groan of metal sounded, as a large, puffy fist burst through the hull of the airship, as Mucu literally busted his way out of the ship, looking no worse for wear than he had been. Not that anybody cared. His eyes lit up when he saw Poxanne's apprentice, and, with large thundering steps, he ran towards her. It would only have been for a moment, but Marshall would feel...something, inside of the mushroom man. Something abnormally powerful had made itself manifest for a brief moment. But that was gone as Mucu picked the apprentice up and tossed her in the air before catching her. "W-Woah, hey! Mucu, c'mon...Amanita isn't going anywhere." she said, giggling as she hugged him. "Gotta work Mucu." she said, patting his arm and making him put her down.



Ship Interior

@Awesomoman64,@Guess Who,@Suku

"O-Oh, hello there." Perkeo greeted to their newly arrived guest. A slight trickle of sweat was visible on Perkeo's brow, primarily because this young man had the look of a privateer; Whether it was the aerial, or land type of stealing from others, it was clear that this man had served on a crew for some time judging by his physique. The rest of his judgement was based on pirate stereotypes. Standing behind Cayde, Perkeo cleared his throat to answer the nobleman's question: "W-Well, I believe we're on Malovarna, judging from all the trees. Lovely little spot."

At Cayde's answer the the rogue's question, Perkeo had a flash of brilliance, and promptly beamed. "Why, my good man, you witness before you the freedom fighters that have flung open the gates of Ziggurat, and plucked its denizens from its hellish pits, and returned to (mostly) tell the tale! We even vanquished a mighty primal beast in order to come upon this little island, and were hoping to find some shelter from Zweite's bloodhounds." he said, trying to make it sound as dramatic as possible, while also giving his instrument the occasional strum.
@The 42nd Gecko

You still interested in this?
Alright, added a description of Caster as well as her personality, and will get a draft up tonight for the second noble phantasm idea I had.





Expect a post sometime tomorrow. Apologies for the wait.

@PaulHaynek,@Restalaan (YNG),@ShwiggityShwah,@Lmpkio (MOR)
FF5353
Magnus did his best to paint a favorable picture of his rather grim sounding hometown. Located within a gargantuan labyrinth, his family on his mother's side have served as guardians to a large den of monsters, that since the ascension of the newest demon lord flourished, as monsters could drag their spouses there to exist in peace. The labyrinth was infamously unconquerable, to the extent that most skilled adventurers could maybe only make it halfway through before hitting a roadblock consisting of Golems, Gazers, Minotaurs, and even a few Cursed Armors. It was a bit odd to be describing his home in such a grim way, and as such he switched to talking about the delicious food grown from the underground farm areas.

That conversation dragged for a bit, and seemed to have gotten Magnus hungry judging from the rumbling erupting from his direction. What impressed him more was Yang's home, which seemed like a place he'd heard of before. He was certain that his father mentioned that he'd crossed fists with one of the monks from there and fought to a draw, a feat rarely possible from his monstrously strong father. Noticing that she got up and bowed, Magnus hastily rose up and gave a rather awkward bow, simply replying with a similarly stated greeting of: "Hello!" Which...since he didn't say anything to follow up, made it a bit of an odd choice. He just didn't want to say the same thing.

When Yang asked about where he had learned to fight, Magnus' ears twitched a bit, before he frowned for a moment. "W-Well...it isn't really a school, per say...but, my father taught me the arts of the Berserker." he said. Immediately, Yang would recognize the occupation; Warriors of the farthest reaches of the north who would send themselves into a blood soaked rampage, decimating anything and everything in their path, be it friend or foe. It was rather paradoxical to think that someone so shy and reserved could ever be a Berserker, but rumors said that each Berserker developed a certain method to induce the blood rage, and to keep it at bay; While it was impossible to fully control it, it could be regulated somewhat outside of intense circumstances. "My father taught me how to use an axe, too. Other than that I...really don't know any martial arts," Magnus added after a moment's pause, scratching the back of his head. It was a bit embarrassing to ask her out of the blue to teach him.

Realizing that Talia was back, Magnus' heart sunk as he clenched his fist, desperately wanting to not have to break her heart like this...but it was something he had to do. Getting up, he resolved himself to it and grit his teeth, striding over to her once she was inside and seated.

"Talia I...I-I have something I need to tell you."





@PaulHaynek,@ZekariVoblis
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The cave dragoness stepped out from the wagon, relieved that their ordeal was through. It was a scary thought to think that someone had come close to death after a fight, and, looking at the faint mark of the wound upon here arm, Nephele thanked the gods that she hadn't been so grievously injured as to promote infection in the wound. If those assassins had been carrying poisoned knives, she felt that it may have been a larger problem...but even then, she is resistant to most forms of natural poison. Nephele turned her attention to Neil as he said that he needed some time alone, just after they had all gotten seated for dinner.

Her curiosity piqued, and she wondered if this meant that he was going off on his own to engage in some otherworldly activity, since it was so...strange of an excuse when there was a hole in the building bringing fresh air in constantly. Once she was certain most people's attentions were placed elsewhere, the dragoness rose from her seat with her meal left mostly untouched to go spy at Neil from the edge of the hole, taking care not to show her whole body in case he turned around. It was then that she saw a woman approach, and, seeing that she was likely a prospect for the guild, she hurriedly ducked her head back behind the wall. It was unlikely, but she had the feeling the girl had seen her. Regardless, she would return to her dinner, satisfied in knowing that Neil wasn't doing cool other-world stuff without her. When she returned, she would see Magnus approaching Talia, with a rather grim look on his face...it was then that she felt today might have just gone from bad to worse for Talia.
Lol I have like no other computer in this house to use and my phone barely handles google searches properly. I'm poor plus my car accident. I just got the money from it to do what I can. I apologize that I couldn't get in contact with you. IF only you had discord, then I could from my phone. But all I could do so far.


I see. I didn't make a discord for Rhapsody because literally only one person voted for it on the strawpoll, but I understand that part.

Regardless, I have already decided to follow through on rule 4 and remove Van from the rp. I appreciate the effort you put in, and hope that your other rps go well.


Aaaand here's my master. If anything is in need of fixing, lemme know.

Also going to spruce up Caster's sheet, and maybe add a second noble phantasm to submit for approval.
Ummmmmm Hi. I just got a new laptop. So uhhh….ya know.



Look man, I get that life happens, but I sincerely doubt that you had absolutely no way of getting into contact with anything with an internet connection in the span of the rough month that you've been away. Rules are rules, and I had to remove Van from the story.

Not trying to be a dick, but I made it a rule for a reason to tell me in some way if shit happens, or will happen. If it was Florence then I understand, but otherwise it feels like you just kind of didn't care enough to tell me anything.
Ill try to reply soon too. Waiting on Irish but I think they're busy


Was also waiting on Restalaan, since they said they'd post friday since work was hectic for them. Felt like Yang should get a chance to talk to Ozzy too before the scene progresses, since Magnus will pretty much immediately try and talk to Talia when he sees that she's back.
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