<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>
Artorias: *takes a beastlike stance, one of predation, as I low growl at you, eyes fixated on you like a tiger to its prey. It dashes toward you, clawing at your arms and chest multiple times with dimension slicing attacks*
*Every hit in this world is met with the oppressive resistance of the atmosphere, and all forces are distributed like countless layers of thick cushion between us as attacks dissipate further into the thread of reality than they impact their target*
The rules are simple. Each of us names one object, concept, or property the opponent values. The opponent then loses access to that subject until the end of the game. Then the other player must name something else the opponent values less than the previously named object. The game ends when the opponent can no longer construct a counterexample, and the loser will be ejected into reality stripped of all subjects named by both players during the game.