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4 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



"What fucking law? Last I checked, having an unzipped jacket isn't breaking any."

To the best of Jaakuna's knowledge, there wasn't any laws he was breaking. If this guy really wanted to stretch it, then he could probably bring Jaakuna in for some kind of Indecent Exposure bullshit, but that would be abusing his power. Then again, based on the way the guy was looking at Jaakuna, it seemed that's what exactly he was about to do.

And then the cunt spoke.

Fuck. Jaakuna knew in that very moment that one of two things were going to happen. The guy here would tell the bitch to butt out of 'Official Shinobi Busniess' or he would take her word for it and book Jaakuna on phony drug charges. Jaakuna was hoping silently that it was the former. He did not want to go back to jail espeically since the first time was a complete misunderstanding. He knew that if it happened again, he was looking at another couple of days due to some idiot's 'misunderstanding' of the situation.

Just standing there, Jaakuna looked at his surroundings. Slowly, there was a crowd gathering around them. What was even worse, it seemed that one of his hands were cuffed. Jaakuna could press his luck and used some of his capoeria moves to possibly get away, but that most likely would make his situation even worse. The only alternative was surrender peacefully. He knew the kind of cuffs on him. They were those new Uchiha Chakra Suppression Handcuffs. They were able to seal in chakra of the one using them. The trick about them, however, was that they needed to be locked on both hands in order for them to work, as Jaakuna could still feel his chakra flowing through his tenketsu points in the hand that was already cuffed.

Why is it always me? Jaakuna simply sighed as he looked to the guy who had him half-cuffed.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


Even though she was distracted by that hunk of beef in front of her, Rin was able to multitask. Her eyes were on his body while her ears took in all of the information he gave about the mission, even the bit about the seaweed. So, they're some kind of gill-making shit? Interesting. It was indeed interesting as now Rin finally knew exactly what the seaweed was for.

As Hiro would explain the contents of the mission, Rin bit her lip with her thumb inbetween them. “Yukigakure huh? Okay, should be easy I guess.” Rin murmured as Hiro explained that the msision was a high-stealth one and that they would be going underwater. And that they should beware of pirates. Rin laughed a little out loud on the mention of the pirates. “Pirates ain’t shit.” Rin chuckled as if the thought of Pirates were nothing.

When Hiro was finished, he asked if there were any questions from the lot. “No questions here. Let’s just get it done so I can be home in time for dinner.” Rin said , looking to Sentou with a smirk.
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
To echo what@Hank said:

out with the old and in with the new.


So we can't flip it but we can destroy it




Good luck trying to destroy this. MOO HAHA MOO HAHA


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Combat reports.
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Ninja techniques

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B-Rank Techniques


C-Rank Techniques


Raiton: Hiraishin(Lightning Release: Lightning Rod)

D-Rank Techniques


Custom Jutsu

Name of Technique:Ball Of Lightning
Type of Jutsu: Ninjutsu
Classification: Offensive
Rank: C
Range: short to mid
Nature Type: Raiton
Handseals:
Description: The user releases lightning chakra from their tenketsu in their palm and then uses Shape Transformation to turn it into a spherical shape, with random sparks of electricity striking within a two meter circumference . The user can either throw the sphere at an opponent or use it in a similar fashion as the Chidori. If the former, the sphere will, if the target is hit, will cause an electric shot to be sent through their body. If the latter, a similar effect will happen, only slightly stronger than if thrown.


Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



I knew this wouldn't be easy.

Ideally, Jaakuna would prefer this guy to just say "it wasn't me, sorry" or something that wouldn't incite some kind of confrontational response on Jaakuna's end. And yet, as this guy pointed out that his clothing style was giving people the "creeps" Jaakuna felt a certain urge to punch this guy's lights out just for that comment alone. However, it wouldn't be until what he did next that warrented a verbal response from JAakuna.

"Do you have no idea who I am!?" Jaakuna yelled at the brown-haired guy, "I'm Jaakuna Sawada, a Chunin-level Shinobi of the Leaf and little brother to Konoha's North Star, Hideyoshi Sawada. You don't want to make an enemy of me, you fucking shit." Jaakuna said. Jaakuna had then proceeded to put a hand on the man's shoulder and turning him around. "Now you apologize to ME for interrupted official Shinobi business, you fucking asshole."

Whether what Jaakuna just did was helping his situation or hurting it wasn't obvious to Sundance, but deep down in his gut, he had a feeling that he was about to find out exactly which it was.


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Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid


Someone remind me why we’re taking orders from this spoiled, entitled little cunt? Oh how Jaakuna wished he could just say that out loud to her face. He would gladly give up his cut of the reward of the mission just to see the look on that little brat’s face when she finds out that she wasn’t the center of the universe and not everyone would just fall over heels to wipe her fucking shit from her disgusting ass. And yet, Jaakuna found himself going up to the person that she said was looking at her wrong while the others went with the little cunt inside the hotel.

Jaakuna sighed as he went up to the guy that Phia had said looked at her the wrong way. “Yo, my annoying boss would like for you not to look at her funny. You're creeping her the fuck out.” Jaakuna said as if he was as uninterested in if this guy had looked at Phia the wrong way or not. The fact of the matter was that he couldn’t’ give a single shit about her or who looked at her.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


The sea was nothing special to Rin. It was wide, blue, green, and completely boring. Nothing about it stood out to her. The boat that she was on with Shin and Sentou, however, was a whole another story. The captain of the boat looked like someone who was straight out of a hentai manga. Her figure, while as stacked as it was, was completely out in the open. She just knew that the pervert Shin would have a field day with that one. It didn’t help much that the woman and Sentou seemed to be chummy.

“Me and Sentou? I don't know Capt'. That's a nice thought, but I don't think Sentou is down with that kind of shit." Rin also turned down the assumption that Sentou was with both Shin and Rin. Of course, Rin realized that she was just kidding, but still it didn’t come off that way at first. When the slutty captain approached Rin and handed her some weird kind of seaweed, she threw in some stupid-ass riddle. “The fuck is that supposed to mean?” Rin didn’t know and even more so, she didn’t care for the seaweed, so she pocketed it as she threw it into her black and cyan longcoat. She had grabbed it on the note that Shin made when they were all still back at her house.

The client showed up and what a hottie he was. Everything about him just bled hotness. The way his chiseled features were shown through the lighting of the moon to the way his voice further added to his total manliness. Rin was frozen still in her spot as she eyed the delicious man that she saw before her. When he ordered them to gather, she went so fast that she was the first to be beside him.

“Whatever you want, gorgeous.” Rin was like one of those dumb fangirls. She didn’t care. He was fucking hot. Rin never went "all the way", but looking at him, Rin was strongly considering it.
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