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4 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid


"Having a change of heart, are we?" Jaakuna commented in response to Miyaka's new proposal. All Jaakuna would have to do was rip Takeshi's tongue out. Sounded easy enough.

Jaakuna looked at his devious teammate with a grin on his face. In his mind, he was deciding what to do. Sure, he could just as easily take the spoiled brat on her offer and do as she commanded, but then that would mean that he was just like Tsukiko. Granted, Jaakuna would love to shut Takeshi up once and for all and even the possibility of the terrorist charges was a good motivator for Jaakuna to do as she said. However, there was still that little voice in Jaakuna's head that was telling him to continue with what he was doing and fuck everything what Miyaka said. He has done a great job of doing that thus far, so why would he stop now? For the slight glimmer of hope that the cunt might actually grow a decent bone at the last minute? Jaakuna was unsure there.

Jaakuna turned to Miyaka briefly, "You know I don't trust you one bit. I still think you're a spoiled little cunt who doesn't deserve to have anybody at your beckon call, but..." Jaakuna paused, smiling, "I don't care at the moment. I'm going to let everything you said about my family slide for the moment because right now, Takeshi is pissing me off for actually trying to blow up my leg just a minute ago." It seemed that Jaakuna had made up his mind.

Leaping off his good leg, Jaakuna went forth to Takeshi as he would be airborne to the left of Takeshi, his right arm going forth towards the tongue of his classmate. Jaakuna wanted to get it on the first go.
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Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid

@Savato, @Akashi Mayhiro



When the idea was said about breaking Jaakuna’s legs, the blonde looked at Miyaka with a totally surprised and just as equally angered facial expression. He couldn’t believe that this little bitch would actually do such a thing. First she made Jaakuna go after that Jounin which resulted in him almost getting hauled off to the police station. He honestly would had preferred that to happen as compared the next couple of things that happened to him. It was after getting almost arrested that Jaakuna had painballs shot at him to which he reacted not in the most intelligent way. In hinesight, Jaakuna probably should have just went home, but he didn’t and that’s when he got a knife to the knee.

And now there’s this shit.

“What did you fucking say you little cunt?” Jaakuna said, not holding back his tongue. It’s not like things could get any worse.

And then the mention of exploding tags came.

Fuck.

There was little time for Jaakuna to react to Takeshi aiming to slap an exploding tag on Jaakuna’s right leg and even less due to his limping state. So, what did the blonde do? Well, he did the only thing that he could do. Jaakuna, at the same moment the tag was slapped on his leg, removed it and put it on the balcony right behind him and started to limp away from it. Of course, after Takeshi almost instantly formed a hand seal, the tag exploded, knocking a huge chunk of the balcony with it.

Jaakuna sighed in great relief as he knew that could have been his leg. He then looked at Takeshi straight dead in the eyes. “I hope you know this means we aren’t friends anymore.” Jaakuna said to Takeshi as his Meteor flared up. Even though Jaakuna was injured, he wasn’t going to let his legs get blown off without a fight.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx

@Masaki Haruna


As her own attack hit her target, Rin had a feeling of relief, but it only lasted for a short bit. The person that she hit did the same to Rin as the Ice Minx was shot forth towards an array of feathers coming at her from her other side. Realizing what was happening, Rin started forming hand seals. “Ice Release: Shards of Ice!” Rin called out as chakra flew from her mouth in the form of razor sharp shards of ice. They met with the feathers and demolished them completely.

As Rin would slide on the ground through the crystallized feathers, she would turn her head and notice her opponent coming at her. Rin didn’t even think, she reacted instinctively. She reached into her tools pouch and pulled out a kunai knife. She then lept forward and met the flying pirate dead on with her Kunai aimed at the chick’s head.
"I'm cool because I have a mustache. All cool guys have mustaches."


Bitch please.

Your New Twin-Sized Bed - Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
My Blue Heaven - TakingBackSunday - Louder Now
Wake The Dead - The Used - Lies For The Liars
Radio Friendly Song - Jon Lajole - I Kill People
Deciding So Blindly - Eyeshine - Like Yesterday
Ten Lovers - The Black Keys - Turn Blue
Goodbye Agony - Black Veil Brides - Black Veil Brides IV
Give Em' Hell Kid - My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
Bad Company - Five Finger Death Punch - Purgatory[Tales From The Pit]
Pull Me Under - Dream Theater - Images And Words
"I am your god. Now, give me your lunch money."
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
@Mahz
I have a little suggestion for the profile pages. What if the tabs that contain the Trophies, Visitor Messages, and Recent posts are at the top of the page instead of the bottom? Those kinds of things have always seemed better fitted at teh top of any profile page, wouldn't you agree?
@Mortimer That is such a classic song. I give it my highest nostalgia rating I ever give. 8/10




Pray For Death by Body Count
Working on a different hair style. This is the first step. When finished, the whole left side of my hair will be shaved off. Sorry for the bad quality. My webcam sucks ass.

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