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1 mo ago
Current Or, just maybe, stop posting in every damn IC you can find to ask people to join your “League of Legends Noxus RP.” It’s annoying, and forces GMs to go out of their way to get it deleted. Etiquette.
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3 yrs ago
tbh a death threat was not on my 2023 bingo
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3 yrs ago
man if you’re just gonna fucking admit it what’s the point. go touch grass. don’t kill your roommate.
3 yrs ago
ANOTHER ONE?!?!
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3 yrs ago
holy shit roommate murder guy went off
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Just as she was about to roll her eyes at Dakota’s terrible dirty joke and maybe elbow her in the ribs, someone collided into her from the side. Not expecting this sudden intrusion, Calypso nearly fell to the ground. Luckily, she caught herself on Alayna’s sleeve just in time to save herself. But not her pancakes. The plate fell to the ground as Calypso watched in horror- but they were saved just in time by a cyclone of wind from Dakota! She caught the plate with a relieved sigh and a grateful smile. “That was a close one,” she muttered, and then let go of Alayna’s sleeve to thank Dakota and get a look at whoever had bumped into her. “You’re a lifesaver, Dako-”

Calypso’s eyes went wide as saucers at the sight of the absolute hunk standing in front of her. Her mouth hung open for a moment, dumb-founded. Ooh mama. She would be embarrassed to say it later, but she turned scarlet, only managing to pick her mouth up off the ground when he started talking to her. “Oh, yeah, um, I’m Caly- I mean, I’m alright. Are you… are you alright? I didn’t see you there, you came up so quick!” Calypso had never really noticed this guy before, which was quite odd, considering that she had known most everybody here before the initiation. Could he be like Jeremy or Isolde, then? Calypso let Dakota introduce her, off on her own train of thought.

“O-oh! Yeah! Fortunes. They’re um, my specialty…” Calypso ran a hand through her cloud of hair, glancing to Dakota. “You should totally hang out with us tonight if you want! I-I think- you’re in the room with Arken, right, Caleb? We’re just down the hall. I could- I mean, I could do a palm reading for you…” That was the flirtiest type of divination, right? Touching his palms… Calypso internally scolded herself for being as flustered as she was. “You have nice palms. I mean- nice love lines! Nice. Love lines. I bet you have an interesting future.” Calypso giggled and fiddled with her hands, looking embarrassed for herself.

“So, Caleb…" Calypso struggled for what to say next, and eventually settled on a horrendous small talk topic. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around or anything. What did you do, fall from heav- I mean, are you a visitor from another coven or something? I’ve always been so interested in other witch covens. You should tell me about where you’re from. You know, while we eat. Or maybe I’ll just guess it when I read your fortune!” Calypso giggled again, making a fool of herself. Oh, well. She had never been a good flirt anyways.

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Instead of putting her head down and shoving her way through the crowd, Jamie waved cheerily at the belligerent onlookers. She was very much aware that she was in a delicate position, being wanted as an accomplice for mass murder and all, but kindness was the best policy. Attacking her coworkers was a last resort, and she doubted anybody would want that anyways. They had all seen what she could do. It wasn't pretty. But before Jamie could make a beeline for the elevator, someone, much to her surprise, stepped in their way. She only vaguely recognized him from work parties and such, but she fixed him an amused stare all the same. No fear pumped through her veins, no anticipation of a fight. She almost wanted to laugh, actually. This guy looked funny! What with that sailor’s outfit and the anchor… what a fun gimmick! “No, it doesn’t!” Jamie giggled. “Silly goose. It’s not like I actually did anything. We can just let bygones be bygones and you can let me up there and I’ll see you at the next office party, no big-”

But midway through her cheery posturing, a shockwave echoed through the ground. Jamie was so caught off guard that she didn’t even remember to redirect like she had done earlier with Dungeon Troll. The blast threw her to the floor, something that didn’t happen often. “Ow, dickhead!” she shouted at Admiral, picking her head up off the floor and panting, glaring at him. That had hurt. She was fine, but still… why would her coworker attack like that? Didn’t they have any faith in her at all?

Jamie picked herself up off the tile floor, glaring at Admiral, wondering how to attack. Strategy wasn’t her strong suit, but that anchor seemed to be sort of important, right? Maybe she could break it? She examined it as Joseph attacked. No, it was metal, probably. His hand, though… that she could work with. “Take this, asshole!” Jamie screamed once Joseph had moved out of the way. She extended her right hand and blasted his anchor hand, breaking it and sending the anchor skidding away. “You want some more? Huh? HUH!” Jamie was ready to attack again- she was pissed now. No one knocked her over and got away with it. She had her hands up, ready to attack once again, when Joseph’s voice called to her. She turned her head, hands still up. “It’s alright, Jojo! I’ve got it handled. I’m pretty sure Admiral’s going to let us go if he values his collarbones.” She slid her gaze to Admiral. “Right? Or do you need a reminder, maybe?”








Patricia listened to Alpha quietly, nodding along. Although it pained her to admit it, he had a point. “You’re right. We wouldn’t want to contaminate any evidence. But, knowing Seraph, most of it’s probably made up anyways. Mr. Impressive strikes me as the hair collector type, and Seraph’s sneaky enough to try and plant my fingerprints at the scene. They’re not dumb, and they don’t half-ass stuff like this. There’s a reason why the cops think I did it.” She grimaced, and fixed her stare on the nightclub and the ambulances surrounding it. A chill ran up her spine.

Originally, she had thought that the bodies in the photo were fake- actors, pretending to be dead. But the black body bags on the stretchers were real. People were dead, but not because of her. Who else in Castleburg could’ve killed like this? She gripped the side of the dumpster tightly. The bodies had looked undisturbed in the photos, almost asleep. From obsessive research, Patricia knew that was a hallmark of the Maestro’s murders. But her father was in Coldwater, locked up tight in a tiny concrete box for the rest of his life. It wasn’t him, and it wasn’t her, and there weren’t any other people like them in Castleburg. And the autopsies had apparently came back looking similar enough to previous cases that they were convinced it was her. Automatic, sudden brain death was difficult to replicate in that many people at once. So who had done it?

“Good idea, Pandora,” Patricia whispered to the older (?) woman. The idea had been somewhat along the lines of what she had been thinking, but she hadn’t been sure if they’d be able to nab a cop or not. “Speaking of my power, here. I brought these.” Patricia pulled a little baggie of earbuds out of her pocket and offered them to Pandora. “They’re specially made sealing earbuds that prevent the sound waves that my singing produces from affecting your brain. Basically, it’s an insurance policy. I give them to all my coworkers. Don’t lose them. You’re going to need to put them in once I-” Patricia finally realized that Pandora was not, in fact, listening to her, and blushed bright red. Instead, she was staring at something behind them, arching her brow. Patricia turned her head too, only to see someone she wasn’t sure she wanted to see.

Kanati. Patricia’s breath caught in her throat. Was he here to arrest her? No, he still hadn’t moved. He was just watching. “Uh, yeah, I do…” she told Pandora, fiddling with her hands. “This is Kanati. He’s one of our… ex-coworkers, I guess.” She chuckled darkly.

Then, she turned to Sam, looking him in the eyes. “Sam, I didn’t… I didn’t do anything. I swear. Seraph framed me for- for all this. You’ve gotta believe me. It wasn’t me,” she pleaded. Then, she sighed and drew herself up. “If you’re here to arrest me, I’m not going down without a fight. But if you’re here to help, we’re gonna wait for Alpha to come back before we do anything.” She watched the scene expectedly, too, tracking Alpha across the scene.

“Wait, uh, we’re not-” Patricia protested at Pandora’s comment, but then realized they definitely were committing felonies. She huffed. “I guess mind controlling a cop and interfering in a police investigation counts. Shit, I hope HERO covers for us once this is all over…” she muttered, and then shut up and watched the scene, glancing at Pandora and Kanati occasionally.

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OMG I LOVE HIM

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@Ambra Oh, no, I'm just watching. I might if I ever have the time, though! Looks like you guys are doing an awesome job of it.
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Calypso sipped on a mug of hot coffee from her spot on the wall. Usually, she was more of a Starbucks kind of gal- frappuccinos were her jam, and there was one right next to her apartment in D.C. But there was no Starbucks on or anywhere near the mountain and she was dead tired, so she grabbed a mug of coffee from the kitchen and filled it with creamer. As it was, the coffee was more white than golden brown- but that was just how she liked it. She took a bite of her pancakes as she watched Dakota come over, a twinkle lighting in her eyes. She waved with her fork. “Hey, Kota!” she said, with her mouth full, but then started chewing and listened to her talk.

“Oh, yeah, totally. Maggie is pretty cool, and Alayna… well, don’t know her, but she seems alright too. Good luck with Iris though. And Rebecca, what with her whole ghost thing.” Calypso blinked at Dakota’s mountain of pancakes and clicked her tongue before taking another bite of hers. “Speak for yourself, missy! You’ve got a freaking mountain there, jeez… You can come around anytime you want, it’s cool with me, though I’m not sure how cool Alayna and Maggie will be with it… or with ouija boards. Might not go well, considering ghosts are, y’know, very real, and I don’t want to have to do an exorcism anytime soon. Could be fun, though. Ooh, ooh, how about I do readings for everybody instead? That’s fun and won’t enrage any spirits. I just got a new tarot deck… hold on, let me find it…” Calypso knelt down to dig in her suitcase for it. It was somewhere here, that was for sure.

Suitcase unzipped and deck of cards in hand, Calypso swiveled around at the sound of Alayna’s voice. Her first instinct was to interrupt her with a cheerful hello or a hug, but Alayna looked so nervous that she let her speak. Two shy roommates? Jeez, she thought, eyes filling with sympathy. “Of course! We’ll be hanging out every night, so should I just let you know after dinner?” Calypso joked, but then realized that might’ve sounded a bit bitchy. Her face seized up with an embarrassed blush, and, before either Alayna or Calypso knew it, Calypso had slammed into Alayna with a giant, cheery bear hug that might’ve gotten syrup in Alayna’s blonde hair. She separated after a moment of squeezing, still looking sheepish. “I’m super glad we’re gonna be roommates this summer!” she blurted out. “Anyways, uh, you know Dakota, she might be jumping in our window every now and then. Say hi, Dakota.”

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