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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

@everyone That intro post paled in comparison to what i could do, but hey im tired. :) :) :)


Time: 1:04 AM
Location: Shirley and Smith Carpet Makers (bankrupt), Red Harbor

~~~

Often times, people feel unsafe in Independence City. With crime running rampant, perhaps they aren't paranoid. But this feeling of danger is further amplified by the dark covers of night. At any time, you could hear gunshots and violence take over the area, and by the time you knew, it would be too late.

Olivia was setting out to change that.

The cool chill of the ending winter and the soon-to-come spring caused Olivia to shiver and tighten up as she walked towards the empty warehouse. The large building was near the water, with the large words 'Shirley and Smith Carpet Makers' and a picture of a dancing carpet painted on its side. Olivia walked around to the side of the building inside and inserted a key- an elaborately designed one shaped like an 'S'- into the doors, which promptly swept open. Olivia then walked inside.

The building was large and expansive, with carpets covering the floors and rolled ones propped up against the walls. A faint smell of tequila and cigarettes lingered in the room, combined with the smell of drain cleaner and damp carpet. Hanging on the wall was a large display screen, which showed a map of Independence City and all the crimes taking place around it. Tonight was a surprisingly clear night, Olivia noticed, seeing no red blips on the screen.

Olivia sat down on a mattress on the floor, and before long she was sprawled atop it. Crime fighting was a taxing business. Maybe just a quick rest there, before she returned to the peril of the real world.

And before she knew it, she was out cold.
@Agent 47 Maybe I should change my character's Seelie powers to something else since we just got a light beam user? Seems weird to have repeat powers. Would that be okay with you?


ok with me :)


Sorry it took so long!


Hey, wasn't joking when I popped in before. Have a thing.



You're both good.

I'm going to work on an intro now. Like for real. You can still submit your thingies tho :)
Alright! Mid-terms done! Is this still open? >3>


Aye sir
@Krayzikk I think we're good here.
Do I just shove it into Characters or is that your job? <.<

@Agent 47


you do it im lazy ;)
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Any chance I could real quick add good agility and the ability to do rad somersaults and cartwheels to Kessler's skill list?


sure

Is this still open, @Agent 47?

Just in case if I'm welcome to join, here's my CS.



looks good ;)
@Aphelion good ;)

Ill wait for maybe 1 or 2 more b4 i start cuz im lazy af rn







Act I: Beginnings


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