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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

AGH I FORGOT I HAVE TO MENTION PEOPLE

@Hero @Inkarnate @Demous @vancexentan @Rekaigan
Boom, here's my app! Hope its good! Tell me if it sucks!

Zander Branc



Name
Zander Branc

Nickname/Alias
Zan, Blank, Acrofat.

Age
Sixteen

Gender
Male

Race
Demon Weapon

Appearance
Whether you mean his height or his stomach, Zander is someone you'd be hard pressed to not call... well, large. Somehow, this manages to consistently increase, despite eating relatively healthily. His skin is ever so slightly dark, and he rarely dresses in anything other than Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts and sandals.

Personality
Zander is a fairly laid back, optimistic person. It is rare for him to not be smiling, and he tends to try and go out of his way to lighten everyone else's moods as well.

However, if there's one thing that annoys him, its when something interrupts or otherwise cuts into his relaxation time, which in his own words, is unquestionably sacred. He values sleep and rest heavily, and anyone who gives him too much sass about it will quickly learn what it's like to be on the bad side of a guy who is built like a hippo, moves like a spider monkey, and constantly tries to bury his anger.

Likes
Cooking
Resting
Comics

Dislikes
Being interrupted while resting
Negativity
People who call him "lazy"

Fears
Flying
Bugs, especially spiders
Extremely small spaces

Backstory
Zander's life, when compared to many others, has actually been fairly tame. Shortly after his birth, his parents, a skilled weapon and meister couple, died while on a mission. This led to his placement in an orphanage, where he was closely watched by employees of the DWMA just in case he turned out to be a demon weapon like his mother.

Sure enough, that turned out to be the case, and he quickly got taken in by Sid Barrett, who had been close friends with his parents. Over the years, Sid helped him learn to control his abilities, as well as teaching him how to fight somewhat effectively without needing to become a weapon.

When he finally ended up joining the academy proper, people quickly learnt that he was surprisingly capable despite his large size and blatant laziness.

Partner Name
You fill this out once we make partners in the actual thread.

Weapon Form
Three-section spear

Weapon Form Description
Zander looks like a simple, yet very large three section spear. His blades are curved, similar to a naginata, and each section is around two metres long. It is also entirely possible to retract his chains, connecting the three sections to use him like a normal double-bladed spear.

Miscellaneous Abilities/Skills
He is surprisingly agile considering his size and weight, leading to him being given the nickname Acrofat.

He is capable of transforming his arms into the two bladed sections of his staff form, chains included, allowing him to fight even without his meister. However, he prefers not to do this, however, as the way they hang from the chains can make it difficult to properly control, and he worries he might accidentally hurt himself or someone else.

He is a startlingly good cook.

Soul Resonance

Extra
He tends to use either a monkey motif or a Hawaiian shirt style flower motif in a lot of his things.


Looks good! I would personally like it if you had added more markup and made it look prettier, but considering your new around here, I really don't care.

You have room for a more energetic, diligent partner?

@Rabidporcupine
Yeah sure :)
Ill read ur thingy later. Just wanted to announce that the thread is up
People seem to want to have rules for whatever reason...I'm going to trust that you can handle yourselves. Don't take over the roleplay, nothing too insane in terms of characters, don't be a jerk, stay active, etc.

As for posting, this is casual, so post when you think you need to, as much as required. When it comes to describing your character, I'd like length, but while interacting, less can mean more, so do what you think there.

Just be reasonable.

There is one guideline, though, and to enjoy yourself. If you think you're genuinely not having fun, then talk to me and I'll see what I can do.

Thx.


42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's Door




A sound soul...


The Death Weapon Meister Academy. Popularly known as the DWMA. It is an institution to train weapons and meisters, established by Death, to prevent Kishin, the demon gods who plunged the entire world into the depths of terror, drove people into a maelstrom of madness, and nearly destroyed everything from ever being born again. The gist of it is, it's an organization of justice, to keep the peace.

Why is it a technical school anyway?

Oh well. Now then, let's get ourselves duly keyed up, and get going!

-Lord Death, the shinigami and founder of the DWMA

... dwells within a sound mind ...


Hey there! For those who haven't figured it out yet, this is a Soul Eater RP, based off of the Soul Eater anime. If you haven't seen the anime before or are a little bit rusty with your weeb-ness, fear not! I'll give you a quick run-down right now. If you don't need to be refreshed, then I guess just skip ahead.

Soul Eater is an anime about the DWMA, an academy in Death City, Nevada (fictional, for those who don't know) that teaches meisters and weapons. Meisters are individuals who can wield weapons, and weapons are individuals that can transform their bodies into a variety of weapons. Meisters wielding weapons then go out to kill and take the souls of 99 Kishin Souls (evil people, basically) and 1 witch (like the one with the hat) to make their weapon into a Death Scythe (note: Death Scythe does not have to be a scythe in particular.) For more information, I'd recommend watching the anime (it's on Netflix) or just going through the wiki (be warned, the anime and manga are different. we're mainly basing ourselves off the anime.)

This RP will basically be the main story of the anime, but with a twist- with the exception of the teachers and Death himself, the cast of characters is entirely new- all OCs.

Any questions, please ask.

... and a sound body.


Everybody must complete the 1st hider. 2nd hider is for meisters and 3rd is for weapons.







Hey, big soul eater fan, definitely gonna make an app for this one.


:)
Looks interesting. Keep me in touch.
I'll join in on this one.

I'd like to be a solo weapon if possible...


Definitely possible. Thx for being interested.

@Agent 47I may consider joining this however I have one big question: Can we double up? I don't like joining up with other people to support a character. If they leave it puts my characters into a heavy predicament. Likewise is there anything specifically not allowed? I would like to know what I am getting into before i make a character. I intend to make a pair two guys who've been together since they were young. Not childhood but long enough. I'll need to change them from their previous incarnations most likely though as the meister was a nephew of Lord Death this new incarnation will make him human with no relation to the aforementioned and the weapon is a monk who turns into a holy blade who specializes heavily in 'anti-evil' stuff.


I don't have any limits on anything as long as you have remote reason. Having a partner is more fun tbh, but whatever floats your boat.

Hmm I'm interested, but we'll see how I'm going. So maybe.


Better than a 'no', ammirite?
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