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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

Not sure if I have the time/energy to allocate to this, so consider me at a hard maybe.


Oof

No problem. I understand the feeling.
Perhaps “attempt #2” would be more apt than “reboot”, lol. Do you have the time needed to run this, direction of concept, and idea of how many players you want this go around?


I think I remember you

I have the time to do this, and I think I know what I'm doing. I'd like about 5 groups, so about 10, maybe more, maybe less.

I think "reboot" is more assuring than attempt 2, lol.
I'm weeb and proud, yo. Count me in.


3 minutes. Solid ;)


42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's Door




A sound soul...


The Death Weapon Meister Academy. Popularly known as the DWMA. It is an institution to train weapons and meisters, established by Death, to prevent Kishin, the demon gods who plunged the entire world into the depths of terror, drove people into a maelstrom of madness, and nearly destroyed everything from ever being born again. The gist of it is, it's an organization of justice, to keep the peace.

Why is it a technical school anyway?

Oh well. Now then, let's get ourselves duly keyed up, and get going!

-Lord Death, the shinigami and founder of the DWMA

... dwells within a sound mind ...


Hey there! Some of you may remember this poor little fallen star from a while ago. I did say that this would come back eventually, and I guess I was right, lol. So if you haven't figured it out, this is a Soul Eater RP, based off of the Soul Eater anime. Sorry nothing original from me :p. If you haven't seen the anime before or are a little bit rusty with your weeb-ness, fear not! I'll give you a quick run-down right now. If you don't need to be refreshed, then I guess just skip ahead.

Soul Eater is an anime about the DWMA, an academy in Death City, Nevada (fictional, for those who don't know) that teaches meisters and weapons. Meisters are individuals who can wield weapons, and weapons are individuals that can transform their bodies into a variety of weapons. Meisters wielding weapons then go out to kill and take the souls of 99 Kishin Souls (evil people, basically) and 1 witch (like the one with the hat) to make their weapon into a Death Scythe (note: Death Scythe does not have to be a scythe in particular.) For more information, I'd recommend watching the anime (it's on Netflix) or just going through the wiki (be warned, the anime and manga are different. we're mainly basing ourselves off the anime.)

This RP will basically be the main story of the anime, but with a twist- with the exception of the teachers and Death himself, the cast of characters is entirely new- all OCs.

Any questions, please ask.

... and a sound body.


Everybody must complete the 1st hider. 2nd hider is for meisters and 3rd is for weapons.







So if you're interested, post here so I know. If you're not, sorry to disappoint, but maybe you should just post and make me feel a little better about life, lol.

This is copy-pasted from the last version, because I'm too lazy to re-type it out when this was a perfectly good intro thing-y. At least I think. Is it?
@HeroicSociopath @Aphelion

Think you two are the only ones not to respond? At least that hasn't just made a character.


Olivia's peaceful slumber was ended by the loud din of the alarm. The screeching sound echoed through the warehouse. She grumbled slightly, getting to her feet and sending two empty bottles skidding across the floor. She rubbed her eyes and looked at the screen. A big red dot pulsed gently on the screen. Death Row. Of course it was Death Row. The large city section was filled to the brim with crime.

Her eyes adjusting to the light, she found that two other vigilantes were, in fact, in the room. She must have missed them on her way in. She was far too tired to have noticed before, but luckily she had regained some energy from her nap.

"Not many more of us, are there? Let's just get this over with. Quick and easy." She stretched, removing her butterfly knife from a jacket pocket. "Maybe a midnight snack run afterwards?" she added, though it wasn't hard to tell that she was joking. Sometimes, in such a serious business, you just needed a little joke here and there.

@Silvan Haven @hagroden

Well, that took a lot longer than "first thing in the morning." Sorry for the hold up, but classes really kicked my ass this week.



when you're making a character and you also use a sig sauer :(

Accepted :)
<Snipped quote by Silvan Haven>

We obviously see different limits and restrictions and scopes of power when applying the 'conceptually chaotic' requirement to reality manipulation XD plus, your character has the ability to cancel out pretty much 'everything' such a power set could produce by resetting anything that was changed. I thought it might lead to some entertaining interactions, given their complete antithesis to eachother. XD

It's a moot point anyway XD They were just a set of ideas I was experimenting with, Once @agent 47 comments on it, I might not even be using 'any' of them, or may just go with the second. XD though I 'do' enjoy debating specifics ;3


tbh idrc. Whatever you can do best you can do best. I can only assume you know reason.
@Amaranth

I'm completely fine with changing up my character. I left the powers short-winded because I didn't know if I would need to change them up for a situation like this. Your character is basically ALL light powers, and mine isn't, so it seems logical to change mine. I've already got an idea and am writing it up for her Seelie form. No harm done. :3

@Agent 47

I've actually written up her powers. Think these are okay?

Under the Seelie attunement, Faye grows wings with which she can use to fly or hover, super strength, and super durability, as well as the ability to command a handful of fey. These fey act as an arsenal for her, allowing her to wield massive weapons that change to fit the situation. Typically, she wields them as a a broadsword and tower shield and, due to their intrinsic nature as fey, they are not able to be manipulated by other powers in any fashion.

They are made out of magical beings, allowing them to withstand blows or deal blows that normal weaponry would be incapable of doing. With her super strength behind her attacks she is a force to be reckoned with, and is incredibly hard to bring down because of her super durability. She can also change them into other weapons, such as a bow with enchanted arrows that can explode into caltrops on impact, or fist weaponry if she needs to deal blunt damage. Or a full body armor if her super durability isn't enough to face her opponent.

It is best for her opponents keep their distance, as she is not very fast in this attunement.

((that moment when Faye never ever does anything remotely resembling work, making her function as a super tank/hard hitter nearly unused cus she would prefer to just not even bother))


Looks good to me :)

Y'all can post now btw
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