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2 yrs ago
Current They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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2 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
3 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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3 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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3 yrs ago
Remember guys, if you ever accidentally walk off a cliff, it's all OK, just make sure you don't look down.
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Just some scrub nerd who happens to RP on this site. While I tend to gravitate more towards building worlds and GMing and all that, I join RPs from time to time as well. I tend to stay in the casual section of the Guild (though I am open to trying other things) and my preferences tend to lean towards slice-of-life RPs and superhero RPs, along with the occasional fandom RP, depending. I enjoy trying new things, though, and I'm willing to hop onboard any genre if I find it appealing.

I consider myself fairly lax and friendly, so if you wanna chat, my PMs are always open.


Where I Am


Currently Running
《H.E.R.O.》
Fast-paced, fun, vibrant, quasi-anime superhero RP about an organization that employs superpowered people to defend the fictional city of Castleburg, USA.
Currently Accepting! PM me for details if you want to join.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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Sara Hepburn

Location: Fairy Tail Guild Hall
Mood: Content





It was a pleasant late summer afternoon, the end of the sunny season apparent in the crisp, cool air and shortening days. The rays of sun filtered through the atmosphere, gently lying upon the bustling Dragon Heart guild hall.

The main room was quite full for a normal day at Dragon Heart, many mages filling the ground level of the guild hall and doing their thing. Some were out in the open, talking about jobs, and a few were at the request board, pondering the jobs available to take. And a couple were at the guild bar. One of those people was Sara Hepburn, Dragon Heart's resident Celestial Spirit Mage.

Sara sipped the small, wooden cup of cider slowly, enjoying the sweet taste on her lips. A long job had preceded the day before involving a long series of bandit robberies, and while it had a nice payoff, it was a long talk involving a lot more fighting than Sara had expected. It turned out bandits don't give up all too easily.

Downing the remains of the cup, Sara slid the cup across the bar counter, several Emeralds underneath the bottom. She sighed gently. Boredom was beginning to arise, something that rarely happens at Dragon Heart.


Table of Contents





Arc I: Introductions
Not much, just a fight and some angry Guild Masters.

Arc II: Catalyst
TBA





Mission A- A Plague On Your Houses

To The Venerated Dragon Heart Guild,
My name is Apothecary Pox, a doctor serving on retainer for Lord Ferdinand. It is my displeasure to inform you that the town of Mill Valley has been struck with an epidemic of myotoxicoSis. Normally, this could be treAted with edible charcoal and other common medicines, but we’re dealing with a few dozen patients and the shipment I requested is seVeral days late now. My fEar is that bandits may have raided the shipMent. I’m in process of requesting another but if the same happens, we might be looking at some unfortunate losses. It’ll be faster if a team could locate those supplies. My Lord is prepared to offer 199000 Emeralds for your service. Please meet me at Mill Valley as soon as you are able.
Much Regards and my Deepest Respect
Apothecary Pox,

Mission B- Princess Perfect

Dear Dragon Heart Guild,
I am Lady Isabella Ducard, wife of Lord Ferdinand of The Valley Counties, writing in a time of urgent need. My daughter, Dina, is a wonderfully sweet young lady, but has been distraught as of late because of her missing cat. Normally, I would simply commission a search-and-rescue crew to locate the cat, but I’m afraid it’s more complicated than that. You see, the cat is actually a rare specimen of cat called an “Exceed,” the feline being very human-like in appearance and mannerisms, and my scouts have reported that a Dark Guild has captured it and are looking to sell it. It is imperative you save the cat and stop this Dark Guild before my daughter throws another temper tantrums. I’m willing to offer up to 250000 Emeralds for your service towards our province.
Thank you in advance,
Lady Isabella Sharon Ducard of The Valley Counties
discord.gg/JD582pn

^^^^ join for fun

EDIT: just saw forum update, any WIPs (including @ShwiggityShwah) are OK, just no new people (you lurkers reading this).
@Quincy sorry, I thought I had reviewed it and responded. You're in.

@Reflection While I'm open to having your character be the S+ mage and think he's balanced personally and magically, there's a couple plot holes.
1. The Zanthrax family, as one of Dragon Slayers, would probably be recognized as a distinct threat to Dragons and be executed if put in a vulnerable position.
2. Even if the Dragon took pity on Lil Boy, he wouldn't teach a Zanthrax...the art of killing Dragons.
3. Where did that cloth come from? Dragons can't really write all too well.
Please make those clarifications STAT.

@Aeolian Lor is accepted! Welcome in!

@pkken and @Esran- welcome in! You're accepted. Nice chairs btw.

@Spanner- seen! Will comment soon.

@ShwiggityShwah :) aye aye

I'd like to close all Dragon Heart entries for now (save @Lmpkio's other char, ). Any villain entries may be submitted via PM.

Moving to begin Arc #1 soon- keep em eyes peeled! Watch the thread btw, so many of you to mention I cant really 0_0
@Hitman are demons something that will be involved in this rp?


....maybe

@HitmanI'm guessing I'm already cleared then?


yes, move em over



All done!

Cheers!


will review more thoroughly tomorrow morning, but will say looks nice :)
More story/plot stuff up, go check it out.

Edit: Celestial Spirit magic is a team magic for sure, so if you need a teammate Sara is always open :)
@Hitman *Slowly attempts to bring Saya from the closet*

She'll be best suited for the Magic Council (in fact, that's exactly where she is placed in her original RP). If she can be in it, I'll be in a way easier place to modify her bio to fit within this RP.

But I imagine that's not going to happen...


I believe this conversation should be better suited in PMs, but in short- with the right revisions, I see no problem why that can't be a thing.

mind if I reserve an A+ Rank? @Hitman


no problemo.
attention thread lurkers (I see you)

See the Character Tab for a still-in-progress updating lore thingy. Read for information about ALbero.

Characters CAN be made for the factions there, just let me know in a PM.
The World of Albero




The Magic Council


Justice delayed is justice denied.

A powerful organization in Albero, the Magic Council is the ultimate authority on all Magic-related activities. With headquarters in the city of Radix, not far from Rosa Blanca, the Magic Council is headed by a tribunal of 9 councilors, who impose a variety of laws working to limit the influence of Dark Magic and preventing collateral damage by Mages in Albero. This latter point has brought the Magic Council into direct conflict with Dragon Heart, the kings and queens of collateral damage. The Magic Council has ordered 19 investigations into Dragon Heart since its inception, and they've repeatedly given warnings to the uncaring Dragon Heart guild to stop the mass damage or face possible disbandment.

Though their bureaucratic nature and anti-Dragon Heart sentiments often inspire grumbles among Mages across the country, the Magic Council frequently attempts their best to stop the spread of Dark Magic, but at best they're slow and often ineffective at repelling it. Still, they're heavily well-known and respected for the most part, their authority easily reigning supreme across Albero.





World Serpent


You can hear it...Armageddon is coming.

A Dark Guild of notorious power, World Serpent was not on the radar of the Magic Council for years. Originally a Guild for illegal potion-making and alchemy, the guild did little to inflict harm on others, and as such managed to operate under the shadows for years.

That was, until, a certain Mage joined.

That Mage went by the name of Helga Zanthrax, sister of the Dragon Heart guild master Zanthrax. Unlike her brother, Helga was focused on one thing- using dark magic to become more powerful and gain longevity. The latter she had achieved prior, creating a tincture that extended her life past that of her brother, and his son, and his son after that. But what Helga needed now was a Guild to extend her power, and she saw the small but capable World Serpent guild as a solid target. She arrived at the guild doors and killed the Guild Master with ease. Soon afterwards, she recruited a handful of top-tier dark mages, the Five Serpent Heads, and went out on a killing spree, assassinating numerous high officials and even Magic Councilors about 4 years prior to this story’s beginning.

These actions drew attention, so Helga’s guild vanished off the maps as quickly as it appeared. The Magic Council, assuming the Guild had died, took them off their ledger. But World Serpent did not die. It only sits prone, waiting for the moment to strike.




Oof. Was actually writing a S ranker since there were a lot of people under B rank and I guessed that would make 3 to 4 S classes viable. Will take a while more to make a different sheet so bear with mein delays for a while longer.


we already have 3-4 iirc. if you'd like you can stick with a+ tier, that's still open for now.

@Lord Sawsaw2 move em right on over, kthx :)
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