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Banned for having a user name Quote5, being master of metaphors and typoes, having an orange and white cap, white face, black eyes, beige hair, green and yellow ear thingies, green top, having 89 posts in 20 days, aaaaand being seen 12 hours ago.
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Chapter Two

Just a Small Universal Community Conflict




@Doc Doctor @Dartbored Fairy

"OOF!"

The bullet strikes Madot Square in face of the mask. It doesn't penetrate, however - though it fragments on impact - but the force of the blow crushes Madots nose and sends him down on his back as he squeezes his own trigger. The Quantum rifle releases a high-pitched whoosh and a circular energy pulse that narrowly misses Donny's head, and instead strikes the first floor wall of the Station behind him. The impact of the energy pulse blows a 6 foot hole in the wall as particles of dust and brick explode both in and out from the building with a massive boom.

Madot lies stunned on his back for a moment as tears caused from his broken nose cloud his vision. Meanwhile, Communications officer Cas - reacting purely on impulsive instinct - draws his Quantum rifle as he takes a leap backwards from Donny. Mid-air, he squeezes his trigger as well - but since he really didn't believe in killing anything unless absolutely necessary - his own rifle is set to stun. A crack like that of a whip is heard as a blade of yellow light grazed Donny's shoulder. In the following instant, Lieutenant Shard realizes what was happening and starts screaming at the top of her lungs while literally running in circles.

The 50,000 volts (26 watt) charged stun-shot from Cas's rifle - had it hit Donny directly - would have been enough to bring a man his size to the ground for a minute or two. But since it only grazes his shoulder, it would at the very least stun Donny enough to confuse and disorientate him for few seconds.

A few seconds, of course, is all Cas needs to land on his feet and take a better aim at Donny while, in a struggle to get his bearings, Madot scrabbles from the ground, frantically trying to find a target through his deluge of tears, which in his desperation to defend his own life, causes him to fire his rifle at the first moving object he sees, Hida. Simultaneously, Cas takes his second shot at Donny's torso.




@Dartbored Fairy

Fanny smiled ever so politely while Pirila said her piece, but in the closing of her words, Fanny's expression suddenly becomes serious. At the speed that would have seemed humanly impossible, she drops her beer and lunges at both Mili and Pirila, tackling them both to the floor and landing on top of them just as the blast from Madot's weapon blew a 6 foot hole in the wall of the room. Dust and debris explodes out across the room and rains on top of them while Fanny shelters their faces with her body.

As the dust begins to settle and lieutenant Shard can now be heard screaming outside, Fanny wastes no time in removing herself from on top of the two girls, dusting herself off before offering them a hand up from the floor.

"Are you two alright? ...Man, I can't believe they made me spill my beer."




@Zyngard

As Cuna makes his way to the stairs leading to the first floor where Pirila had headed earlier, the explosion upstairs sounded through the Station Hall, followed by the words "Take cover, Fuck You!" as a heavy force strikes Cuna from behind, bringing him down face-first on the stairs.

In the dying of the blast, and realizing he acted a little hasty, Dino lifts himself fast off of Cuna.

"I must apologize, Fuck You" He says, removing his riffle from the holster," But one can never be too careful on an alien planet filled with barbar – "

Dino was cut off by the sound of Lieutenant Shard’s creaming outside. He turns fast and heads for the door, raising his rifle and switching its setting to Sonic Pulse.




@Quote5@CmdrAlfieq

"Well never mind then." Fanny tells Ernest. "You'll see what I mean by Cat and Mouse soon enough." She then smiles warmly for the repair pod as he waddles out of the room.

It is now that the computer terminal comes alive with a response from MASGC Space Headquarters. Fanny listens quietly with Ernest until the transmission ends, then puckers her lips in an amused yet mischievous fashion.

"Well then..." She can't help but laugh a little, despite the circumstances. "We don't want to be branded as cowardice insolence's, now do we, Ernest? I guess we better go make the commanders acquaintance." Tapping into navigational controls - likely against Ernest's permission once again - she add's; "You're up, Erny. I'll set in a course that will land us closer of their headquarters. You should get on the horn and let the commander know we're only a few minutes away."

She finishes her beer with a few quick chugs and sets the empty bottle on the floor at her feet, then waits for Ernest to finish transmitting the message to MASGC Headquarters.

"I could really do with another beer..." She says, and hits the button to send them into Hyper-drive....




@Quote5

While Rorod and the Factory Head start their work on the new schedule, a 20 mile long torpedo-shaped spaceship drops out of Transit-Drive just off the Starboard bow of Rodia and glides to a halt. Within seconds Rodia is seized be a tractor beam from the unknown vessel before Ramrod, supposedly sitting in his office, vanishes.

In the following instant, Ramrod finds himself in a large metallic and door-less room. On one side of the room, high up on the wall, is a view screen of sorts, though at this time no image is being displayed. It's just a blank, black screen. But Ramrod doesn't seem to be entirely alone. Although he can see no one else, a thunderous voice that seems to come from every direction shakes the room:

"You are a unique life form. You have been added to our treasure. You are ours. Your R-core unites will be made to service our civilization."

Back on Rodia, it will probably be only a matter of time before the various R-Core unites become aware of Ramrods absence by internal sensors, or maybe by Rorod who decides to burst into his office to find Ramrod isn't there. Either way, Rodia continued to be seized by the tractor beam from the alien vessel as it slips into transit-drive again, dragging Rodia along with it.




@Oh no my soup

Propulsions Are Us

was the name of the fuel stop, or rather a 15,000 square mile mobile space station equipped to cater to all manner of vessel form city ships to one man crafts. As Magnus draws closer, he receives a cheerful audio hail from the station:

“Hi there, I’m Doug, and welcome to Propulsions Are Us! Please power down all weapons and any other system that may be deemed hazardous to life. Please proceed to docking bay 13, 469, 277-59687-B, and be careful not scratch the pain work on your way in. Nuclear fusion is on special today, along with various other forms of fuel. We also have a wide variety of food outlets in the central Mess Hall, with cuisines from all over the Universe, so feel free to fuel that hungry belly of yours as well. Enjoy your stay!”

As the transmission terminates, docking bay 13, 469, 277-59687-B opens up to allow the pineapple ship entry.





@GingerBoi123

Fanny appears genuinely intrigued by Damien’s story, shown by widening of her eyes and several licks of her lip. When he’s done, the waitress returns with their order. Fanny cracks open her beer and chugs down the whole lot as though her life depends on it, finishing just in time to ask the waitress for a second before she even had a chance to walk away from the table.

“So that’s why don’t remember you too well,” She confirms, “hell just isn’t a place I frequent. That Lucifer guy, he really has it in for me. But anyway….”

Leaning back in her chair, she props up her glasses once more and gives Damien big, genuine smile.

“My names Fanny, Fanny May. Right now I’m just an average working class girl in an average working class world; a book keeper for a law firm a few blocks from here. But you know what, I’ve really been fanging for an adventure. So how about I come along with you - just you and me - on this more than slightly bizarre crusade of yours?” She slams her hand down on the table to signify that she means business. “What do ya say, you up for some working-class girl company?!”

Just then, before Damien even had chance to respond, their attention is stolen by a heavy commotion out on the street. Armageddon had arrived in that very moment. Pedestrians start screaming and running for their lives as cars started smashing into one another; no doubt an effect caused by the fact that the earth started shaking and the whole of the sky burst into flames.

Massive billowing tongues of fire lap down upon the city. The people burst into flames, vehicles ignite, the concrete structures begin to melt, while just a few feet away from their table inside the café, the air itself appeared to rupture, opening a fissure to darkness beyond.

“I guess that’s our cue!” Fanny says, as she rises from her seat and apprehensively steps towards the fissure. She then stops, looks back at Damien suspiciously, saying; "Is this yours?"

As she's waiting for a response from Damien, the firestorm outside breaches the interior of the cafe. The windows explode as the flames swirl in towards her. There in that suspended moment in time, she appears to not know what to do and looks to Damien for answers. She either enters the fissure to her possible doom, or be consumed without doubt by the fast approaching flames. Regardless of whether or not she's that stupid or maybe just testing him, there is but an instant before the flames would consume her.




@Scorpionius

Fanny loves Malcolm; such a well-spoken prim, so calm and collective despite being lost in time and space, utterly separated from the world he knew. Everything about him kept a smile on her face as they continues on their somewhat restrained though reckless journey through the city streets.

Soon they arrive at a large, concrete factory-style building near the edge of the city. A billboard above the building reads “Lift Off” in flashing neon lights, though the effect is a little dull in broad daylight. Fanny pulls into the drive and honks the horn, gaining the attention of whoever was inside. After a minute of waiting, a time in which Malcolm was probably getting curios as to what this place was, the massive hangar doors in front of them open.

From the outside, Malcolm can likely see rows of allocated bays inside. Each parking bay is big enough to keep vehicles up to the size of industrial excavators, and are manned by a few assigned workers, all of them dressed similarly in grey lab coats; the geeky looking mechanic kind with their fancy equipment. Each bay is also labelled with a sign indicating the type of adjustment or maintenance each bay is for. Some of these labels include, but are not limited to: Terrestrial Modifications and Repairs, Aero Modifications and Repairs, Spatial Modifications and Repairs, Temporal Modifications and Repairs, Quantum Modifications and Repairs. If Malcolm chooses to enter, he will have his pick from any one of these bays.

“You have the honor.” Fanny tells him still smiling, clearing her feet from the pedals and removing her hands from the gearstick and wheel. “And don’t you worry. These guys are the best at what they do, they won’t change what you look like or who you are. I’d never let that happen to you.

The choice is yours.”
Granted, but once you buy them they magically disappear.

I wish Lacroix hadn't wasted their money.
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@CmdrAlfieq@Quote5

Fanny takes the beer from the repair pod and gives it a pat on the head to say thanks. She cracks open the beer and chugs down half the content while Ernest slips into hyperdrive for the Jump to the coordinates near Hany’s Ribbon. She belches quite loud as they arrive at the coordinates.

Apparently happy to see Hany’s Ribbon on the monitor screen of the terminal, Fanny quickly taps into Ernest’s communications system – most likely against Ernest’s permission – and sends a hyper-speed transmission to MASGC’s Operation sector in their Headquarters.

Her message MASGC is as follows:

“For whoever might be listening – This is Fanny May of the starship Ernest. As you’ve probably already noticed by now, there is a massive spatial anomaly heading in direction of your planet and orbiting station. This anomaly is called Hany’s Ribbon and will destroy everything it makes contact with. There is no known force or substance in the universe that can stop it or slow it down. Just so you know, Ernest is not responsible for Hany’s Ribbon, so please don’t place blame. This transmission is not a warning, it’s more of an FYI to let you know that you’re pretty much screwed and there is nothing you can do about it.”

Fanny pauses a moment to smile at the repair pod beside her, then finishes her transmission to the MASGC:

“The only way to save yourselves is to escape the path of Hany’s Ribbon. At its current increasing speed, Hany will be making contact with your planet and headquarters within a day. Do you have enough space vehicles to accommodate your people and get yourselves out of harm’s way before Hany’s Ribbn arrives?”

While awaiting a response from MASGC, Fanny slurps back another swallow of beer and asks Ernest; “Erny, baby, have you ever heard of a little game called Cat and Mouse?” She looks down at the repair pod, and asks: “You got a name there, sweetie?”




@Oh no my soup

Fanny smiles warmly, her body is pebbled with Goosebumps, but the colossal lifeform remains in stationary orbit as she steps up to Magnus, runs her fingertips gently down his cheek.

“I’m already missing you….” She says, a tear beading down her own cheek, “Take care out there.” She leans in close, her breath smells of strawberries and beer. “If you ever need me, just say the devils name in vain and I’ll come as quick as I can.” She turns her eyes to the trash dump of a planet that awaits him, and concludes; “One day we can procreate, but for now just go. Go! ...It’s all ready for you.” With that, she closes the void between them and places her lips on his –

In that instant, Magnus is gone; he feels like his body is being tantalized by a thousand feathers while his organs turn to warm milk and then, ending a moment of pitch black, he find himself standing on a heap of old scrap metal, overlooking a clouded landscape of trash, discarded machinery and all manner of abandoned space craft.

If Magnus was to look up at this moment, through the parting of polluted cloud mass, he would witness Fanny - or whatever that massive life forms true name was - take off into the galaxy like a shooting star.




@Scorpionius

“Tech hunters are lowlifes that abduct technological machines so they can rip em apart and sell their parts. You don’t wanna meet any of them. As for where we’re going, well, you’re just gonna have to trust me on this, Malcolm!”

Without a moments delay, Fanny slams Malcolm into reverse and punches the gas. Exiting the garage, she throws the wheel, sending the car into a spin. Before finishing the spin in a cloud of dust, she shifts into first gear and punches the gas again, tearing down the dirt drive towards the closed gate, but instead of slowing down, she’s up to second gear and closing fast before yelling out the words –

“Open Sesame!”

At her command, the chains on the gate bust open as the doors swing wide, and Malcolm’s front end narrowly misses making contact with the gates steel frame. Squealing out onto the road, Fanny yells her enjoyment while gearing up and approaching the intersection ahead –

“You like surprises right, Malcolm?” Her voice was extatic while hooking a sharp left at the intersection and causing the other traffic to screech to stop. “Cuz there’s I little place I know and I swear you’re gonna love it!”

They continue burning down the city street at 150kmph. All the while, Fanny had a feeling Malcolm could have stopped her by taking control of his own functions, and maybe she was even anticipating he would. After all, Malcolm didn’t really seem like the type car that enjoyed surprises, and although Fanny could handle any vehicle with exemplary precision and control, he might not go much on the rough handling she was putting him through.

The city they were driving though appeared to be similar to most major cities on Earth, with the exception of being slightly more advanced. Aside the road vehicles, there was a network of highways above the city, filled with hovercraft and other flying vehicles.




@GingerBoi123

When Damien arrives in the Café, Fanny gives a geeky, awkward wave to alert him of their table by the window. When he comes and sits down, she doesn’t get out of her seat, she just stares at him until the waitress arrives to take their order.

“Order whatever you want.” Fanny tells him. “It’s on me for your help back there.”

Fanny orders a full strength beer and nothing more, then waits quietly for Damien to place his order.

Once the waitress walks away to get their orders, Fanny props her glasses up on her nose in a Clark Kent style, glances out the window at the cars passing by on the street, looks to the attendant serving behind the counter with a shifty turn of her eyes, then leans forward in her seat, resting her weight on the table to stare Damien in the eyes while speaking in a suspicious but somehow amused tone:

“I thought I knew everyone, but apparently you come from somewhere a little different than most. To be honest with you, there is only one place in all of creation that I never really visit much. Too hot and too much screaming for my taste. I mean, you do seem vaguely familiar to me, but I just can’t quite pick where I know you from. So refresh my memory, yeah?” She pincers her lips tight to think for a moment. “Who are you again…? But more to the point, why the hell are you doing in this realm, flames get too much for you?”




@Doc Doctor

“Buzz Lightyear Junior, your daddy must be proud!” Dino Gavon sounding somehow impressed, though a flicker of bizarre concern could be seen in his eyes. There was something inexplicably off about this individual, though Dino couldn’t quite pick what it was. In any case, Dino didn’t really know where to take this conversation, but he had an idea, one that could possibly remove responsibility from himself while he took a few minutes to investigate the Station Hall further.

“I have a great idea!” Dino told him, while picking up his fancy gas mask from the floor and handing it to Buzz. “Put this on that big unsightly noggin of yours, and I’ll send you outside to meet with a few of my bridge officers. I’m sure hot lieutenant Shard would be happy to meet a savage like yourself!”

Once Donny puts the mask on, Dino taps out a few controls on his nifty little wrist gadget. A second later Donny is enveloped by downward traveling rings of cyan light before disappearing from inside the Station Hall. Outside, Donny reappears in the company of the three bridge officers who are startled by his unannounced arrival.

Lieutenant Shard screams, fearing that something terrible had happened to Dino Gavon, while science officer Madot raises his Quantum riffle to Donny’s head, and communications officer Cas opens up a channel to Dino Gavon inside the Hall.

“Admiral Gavon!” Cas yells into his wrist gadget, “Are you okay? An alien primitive has appeared in our company with your mask on, sir. He is very large and somewhat intimidating. Should we shoot him and take him back aboard the vessel for scientific study?”

“Don’t shoot him just yet,” Dino replies. His voice was broadcast so loud from Cas’s wrist gadget that everyone outside, including Donny, could hear him above the sound of the storm. “Quite frankly, Cas, he was giving me the heebie-jeebies, so I figured I’d palm him off to you. Keep the freak occupied, would you? His name is Buzz, by the way, Buzz Lightyear. If he gives you any trouble, then shoot him – but by NO circumstances will you let him aboard the Flagship! He was actually asking me for a job and a warm meal, can you believe that??”

“Understood, sir! Cas out, sir!”

Lieutenant Shard stopped screaming when she heard Dino’s on the com. Now, with the com link severed, she steps up close to Donny and smiles, though her smile can’t be seen behind her mask.

“Hai there, Buzz! I’m Lieutenant Shard!”

Science officer Madot keeps his rifle pointed at Donny’s head.




@Zyngard

Ten or so feet from Cuna is one of the hobo types resting against the wall of the Station Hall. He is obviously a junky of the lowest ranks with syringe track marks up his forearm, festering scabs in the crease of his elbow. He has dark sunken eyes, pallid skin, purple lips and body odor that could be clearly smelt from that distance. This man also caught Cuna’s attention with a shaky raise of one hand as he motions for Cuna to come closer.

“brotha….” He says, in a broken voice only just audible enough for Cuna to hear; “Gib meh a lil somfin, just a lil fix te hel meh sleep. Won ya do dat fo meh, brotha?”




@Dartbored Fairy

“Well isn’t that just the pip?”

The words were spoken by a young lady with shoulder length brown hair, green eyes, and dressed in a white lab coat, standing in the far corner of the room. She had a bottle of beer in one hand and a tube of ointment in the other. After catching Pirila and Mili’s attention, she raises the tube of unlabelled ointment between her finger and thumb while taking a quick swallow of her beverage.

“Here’s a little something that might help that nasty burn you have there on your neck, young lady.” She says, providing Mili a little wink. “And don’t you worry about that big bad man who attacked you in your sleep. He’s gone for now. But you’re wrong….” She says to Pirila, pausing to take a drink of her beverage, “That man was a monster alright, but he wasn’t a product of Mili’s eye. No mam.”

The young lady tosses the tube of ointment for Pirila to catch. She then looks around the room in what appears to be an impassive way before returning her attention to the two girls.

“Pardon my manners, ladies. Isn’t it just rude to enter someone’s private establishment without so much as an introduction? Shame on me….” She smiles candidly, and adds; “Names Fanny May. I guess you could say I’m a… freelance doctor type.” She then looks at the bandage on Mili’s neck. “Put some of that ointment on her burn. It might not get rid of that mark, but it will relieve the pain of the burn. As for that eye of yours, well, I’m sure glad I’m not prone to nightmares, Mili.”

Fanny has a small laugh and takes another sip of her beer.


I know... tfw ratings just aren't enough.
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@Dynamo Frokane

The girl on your left is so into you, and the guy in the yellow top hates you for it.

@Goldeagle1221

and you're like the hottest chick I've ever seen.
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