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5 yrs ago
Current Happy International Women's Day to all the fabulous female Gm's and Rpers out there
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6 yrs ago
Bond, James Bond, 007. You can never be replaced and will be deeply missed sir. RIP Connery 😭
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6 yrs ago
Major Congrats to all my peeps in The Walking Dead - We have reached the 5 year strong milestone!!! HOLY SHIT!
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6 yrs ago
If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember: Vegans first, they are the closest thing to grass fed.
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6 yrs ago
March didn't come in like a lion... It came in like a T-Rex with PMS, and hemorrhoids, wearing barbed wire undies....
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✾ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚊
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⚘ A Brief History
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I've been at this a long time and when I say a long time I mean a long long damn time. I started out with table top, ADnD, back in the 80's, then dived into others: Nightlife, Mage the Ascension, Shadow Run, HoL, etc. Moved onto Online in the 90's. I've been running various incarnations of a single RP group for twenty years now. Worked helping setting up, building, and/or admining/modding various RP forums over the years: Adventure Quest, Priston Tales, War Gods, etc. It's been a long road filled with ups and downs. I'm an evil GM, you've been warned.

Outside of RP, I am a mom. Yup, I've reproduced and there are little Lady A's running around plotting their own take over of the world. I am a published author and once upon a time an award winning poet. I've done a lot in my life. I haven't done as much as I would like. I've grown a lot. I have a lot more growing to do. I love to cook, baker by trade currently. I went to university and majored in Mathematics. I've programmed websites, worked as a model, worked as a 3d modeler. Shit, I even used to dance. And have been known to sing a bit. Jack of all trades. Master of like 3, lol.


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This is where I go into my personality. In the past I would normally make some self deprecating remark about how I am a bitch of a GM, pushing my rpers as hard as I push myself and so forth. Not anymore. People change, or perhaps they just come into their own. This can happen at any age. More than that it can happen several times over the course of your life as you discover and rediscover yourself. Everything happens for a reason, usually that reason is ones owns actions. Or inaction's. Right now, I am in a better place than I can remember being in the longest time. I am happy and at peace. I have no regrets. Maybe I should but I don't. I plan on keeping this peace I have found, I went far too long without it.

Currently I am enjoying several things. Some are things I have enjoyed most of my life: Coffee, chocolate, bacon, M*A*S*H. One isn't something I have enjoyed since I was seventeen: being clean and free of poisons in my system. It is beyond description and I love it: One-hundred and twenty days and counting. Music taste is shifting to more mood oriented than anything, strange I am finding a lot of newer Country I am enjoying and I have NEVER liked country. Watching things like Lark Rise to Candleford and being hooked to the point of reading the trilogy. Recently added yoga to my workouts and all I can say is, "Fuckmaste: the fucked up in me accepts the fucked up in you."

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The first step is scary.
Take it anyway.

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October 5th, 1924



Whether things were going well elsewhere in Cairo, at least one thing was. The man finally gave in on price for Lauren and sold her the meat she wanted. At least that was over with and now the kitty would have something to eat, as well as Veras cat whenever she decided to show her whiskers. The curator had never been a fan of cats in the museum, even with their attachment to Egyptian mythology, but it was probably for good reason. They tended to get under foot and cause havoc. That was the last thing a building with artifacts that were thousands of years old needed. Yet they were there.

Speaking of the curator, he was giving Mosi's escort a hell of a stink eye and then Mosi herself before shaking head and walking off, muttering something in Arabic under his breath. Akhmed just rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Mosi. "Why you are marked, I do not know. Um, no, that is a Jackal and it is his head, not a mask. At least that is how the legend goes." Looking around, people were starting to visit the museum. "Let me take you to Lady Munns office, perhaps she can help you with this," he said. It wasn't that he wanted to leave the woman hanging but he did have a job to do. Turning he offered her an arm, not so much as an escort but as help due to the branding. "If anything she can make sure that is cleaned and bound so it doesn't get infected."

"Oh yes, of course," Vera said as Mahendra asked for some water. She herself had yet to be branded but she could sympathize. The woman had a horrible habit of getting injured due to her clumsiness. Pain was never something fun to endure. Picking up a glass she poured the man some water from the pitcher which set on the table in her office. Resting the it down she walked the glass off water over to him. Or at least she tried. What happened next can only be described as a series of very unfortunate events.

You see, Vera has the worst luck staying on her feet. Having a cat about didn't make that any better. Remember what I was saying about cats in a museum being a bad idea? This was a perfect example of that. Somewhere between Vera walking over towards Mahendra and trying to hand him the glass the cat got under her already unsure feet. There was a splash of water to the mans face before the glass shattered right into face. Glass splintering into his face digging deep as blood came from the wounds.

Vera jumped back and shrieked. Turning and running to grab what was known as a her first aide basket, it was something the curator has insisted she keep in her office considering the amount of damage she caused to herself or others but would a few strips of linen really help a man who had a large chunk of glass in his throat? Actually, probably. Sad fact of the matter was while his injuries were bad. Vera rushing off to play nursemaid was not the best idea. She tripped again nearly impaled herself ear through to ear on a fireplace poker leaning against the fireplace in her office. She just missed it.

George leaned back in his seat, and began to speak. His words were a bit more flowing than normal but it was obvious that too much talking made his voice more and more gravelly. He told of how Peter found him, how he had taken him back to the hospital, how he had visited him. Then he told of how Peter had been shot down, how that piece of metal had impaled him in the leg, how it held him there as the Germans closed in, how he fought them as best he could pinned to that fence. Peter had kept it as a reminder that you never stop fighting. As he finished he raised a glass. "Mmmm, too Peter, the bravest man I ever knew."

Oh that roll in chat? Yeah, outside of the museum erupted a roar of screams as a pillar of smoke seemed to move through the crowd. The sea of people parting as someone who was lit on fire was running frantically through the streets. It was Neema, her flesh bubbling and dripping from her muscles and bones as she ran - until she was hit by a passing taxi and ended up laid out on the ground not twenty feet from Lauren. No one is having a fucking good day.





Cyril wasted no time once they got to the galley, looking through what they had and seeing if there was the stuff to make a fluffernutter. The man was like a kid in a candy store. As Bridgette spoke to him he stopped and grinned. "The Captain? Oh! Pretty lady!" he said slightly confused at first and then a very happy expression came to his lips. He nodded and went back to looking. "I thhould make the pretty lady lunch, thhe let me have my own room," he said innocently before a look of disappointment came over his features. "They don't have any fluffernutter." He was heart broken.

That was until Jericho spoke up. "Asshat, your trunk." Jericho said as his button eyes stared coldly towards Cyril.

Jahosafat grinned broadly. "Well then my good man we should go hence forth and fetch you some tasty tidbits to level out that blood sugar level post haste. It wouldn't do well for me to have to waste an injection of glucose on you when all you need is a little something in the belly box. Let us head to the galley shall we?" he said as he covered Atticus' body and motioned towards the door as he retrieved his coat and slipped it on. The man had to look his best at all times in public.

"Oh right!" Cyril exclaimed before leaping over the counter and barreling his way like a kid playing tag as he raced out of the galley. "Be right back!" he yelled as he rushed to find his trunk and get his beloved flutternutter. "Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter!" he yelled as he came to a sliding hault in front of his trunk on the lower level in the cargo area by the stairs. There was no way in hell anyone on the ship that wasn't behind a closed door didn't hear that shit.

Jahosafat surely did as he stepped out of Medical and quirked a brow. "I dare say, some one has the right notion. A bit plebeian for my tastes but a flutternutter would filly your gullet right quick." Stepping down the hallway Jahosafat rounded the corner and stopped dead in his tracks as he witnessed the monster of a man pick up his trunk with one hand, open it with a sock covered other and start rummaging through it. "Jumpin' Me! I do believe we are being invaded by a viking god of old, tell me, good sir. would your name happen to be Thor?" he asked as he stepped forward and looked over the man.

Cyril grasped the jars peanutbutter and marshmallow fluff before looking over towards Jahosafat. "Oh don' be thilly. I'm Cryil."

Dropping the trunk with a thud, Jericho was finally free to speak. "Oh my lucky stars, a negro." For once in his life, Jahosafat was rendered speechless.

It was probably best that since Anisa was in her office and couldn't hear any of this going down. "Yes, we're good. I'll go find Harper and have him take care of your clearance levels," she said as she stood up and snuffed out her cigarette. Blowing the smoke away from Mei and waving her hand a bit to clear the air before straightening her belt and checking her guns. It wasn't like she ever took them off while on captaining duty but right now there were far too many people she didn't know, it was best to double check.

Stepping over to the door, it slid open and she stepped out, glancing around. "Harper!" she bellowed from her quarters/office. Turning she made a quick check of the bridge. He wasn't supposed to be in there right now but since she was two steps from it, it was best to check it before she moved towards the rest of the ship. Next stop was the galley. "Harper! Where's yer ass at?"
Okay, quick note - If you haven't already sent me your cs for review - please stay away from Greens, Blues, and Pinks - we are swamped with those and colors are going to start running together.
@Sevik Sounds good, drop me a line if you need any clarification.
Quick little note:

Currently it seems like I will be getting the intro post together for this started tomorrow with looks to go live Mon/Tues. Don't worry if you don't have the cs done yet. Some are still waiting for Cs approval, others have let me know they are working on it and should have it done within the next day or two. Things are shaping up nicely with a rather interesting cast. Cannot wait to see what you all do with this. It is going to be interesting to see.
A tribute to the fallen during year 4 - full list of those that died and how they died listed in the videos description on youtube

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