Lonewolf685

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@Lucius Cypher

The belt is still metal, so she'll feel the chill even more severely~

Weird for Fran, considering her loli lust.

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@Lucius Cypher
Jokes on you, working in a butcher shop makes me immune to the cold!

Well if Victoire ever needs to put Fran in her place, she has all the help she needs.

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@Lonewolf685 Ah! Regia's coming back?

@The 42nd Gecko

First, what is with everyone guessing the wrong characters of mine? I know I cycle through them pretty quickly but still.

Second, Regia? How do you even remember her?!

Third, Regia was a Machina, and while she has been active in certain circles in the Nexus, you'd need to look down rather then up to find her. Follow the sound of hounds and the smell of flora and blood.

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@TheWindel I've already gotten the clear to go to space, just not have FTL.

The problem is:

"Hey, what will I find?"
"Nothing planned. _{Except maybe an eldritch horror}."
"Cool, I'll just make some stuff up.. wait, what?"

@Lonewolf685So, would you like to throw a eldritch horror/character at Miyu and Endian's SPAAAAACE adventure if it happens? Or should I assume that was just foreshadowing?

@The 42nd Gecko

Oh believe me, there's a horror that certain RPers have been dying to meet...or should i say, reunite with~?

War Notes

Leblanc Farris

[[ Location : Fort Orello ]]

There were times it paid to be one with your surroundings, blending in plain sight to avoid notice. The proper gait to your steps and expression on your face can make people gloss over you completely in their minds, especially when obfuscated by more animated individuals.

Then Gradon had to be the voice of reason on top of his harem king self, and found himself an unconscious heap when the drunken soldiers didn't fall for his handsome features like others of their fairer variety did. A shame, thought the seaweed haired young woman as she observed from a corner of the room, this was almost as entertaining as the street fights I frequented.

"You call that a punch?" She chided, brushing aside the crowd when she didn't outright jab them in the ribs to make room for herself, several men left doubled over on the floor in her wake. Standing at the front of the crowd she entered the ring, wreathed in an aura of condescension from the way she stood to the practiced ease she looked down her nose at the drunken rabble; An easy way to provoke their enmity to say the least. "My mother could hit harder then that. In labor."

That was more fact then boast, though suffice it say the idea of a woman in the midst of child birth was more masculine then them far more motive to strike her then they needed for Gradon. A combatants meaty fist flew to wipe the arrogance from her face, an act as predictable as it was simple. Leblanc met barbarity with barbarity, arms scraping past each other in milliseconds, only for her arm to elongate amidst the sounds of dislocating joints and collide with his wind pipe before he ever had the chance to graze her cheek.

Momentum dead in an instant and staggered with an unsportsmanlike like attack, he raised his hands to his wounded throat and gasped like a fish with wide, panicked eyes.

"If you expected me to brawl you, you'll be disappointed." She said, appearing stolid as her muscles contracted and pulled her arm back to its normal length, the sound alone earning a few winges of discomfort from the audience. With the man gasping for breath it was child's play to twist herself to the side and deliver a hard kick to the inner side of his kneecap, toppling him like an oak that wouldn't be participating in these sorts of bouts for some time.

"Now if anyone else would enjoy being hospitalized for the next month, feel free to test your luck. I promise shattered bones will be the least of your concern."

@TheWindel

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@Lonewolf685
If Bonesword doesn't participate in the next battle, wanna collab a series of Bonesword showing his gardening skills off to a master, and maybe trying to learn from the master?

@Banana

Sounds fun. They can create all sorts of plant monsters and unleash them upon Hell's citizenry.

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@Lonewolf685 I'm guessing that new Machina character is going to introduce the next mission? Im kinda doubting it but hey, who knows other than the GMs (hopefully).

@Lmpkio

I'm kind of surprised you say new character, but oh well. Not

That would be a no, she's not related to the next mission.

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@Lonewolf685
Luci is above Eos? God damn did I underestimate her.

I also must ask a question, although I'm fairly sure that it'll never get passed. Would you be okay with an interaction between Bonesword and Luci? I feel like they could be pretty cool gardening friends.

@Banana

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No. Luci is just angsting over her imaginary pet dog.

@TheWindel

What Windel said. If they fought seriously then Luci would be going the way of Artoria....which would drive Lucille into a cataclysmic rage as well.

Sure, Luci loves making friends, and since he is all bones she won't get hungry just looking at him. Yay for super gardening fun times!

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Luci

Hell was in something of a state of turmoil, more so then usual that is to say. Oh not from the defeat, that was more of a bloodied nose then a crippling defeat and in a war as old as what her momma told her, that was just bound to happen. Like when Momma and Poppa fought. Momma was going to crush Poppa's head like a melon a few times over, but that didn't mean Poppa wasn't going to turn things around and show the Queen of Hell who wore the trousers in the bed room.

"Oh that sounded expensive!" The Slime squeaked with a glance behind her towards the throne room door as her parent went on a veritable rampage in her own seat of authority. One could imagine the frightful headway they'd have made today if Lucille put that energy to use on the battlefield, but the slime girl wasn't going to begrudge her Momma a moment's anger. A hard edge came over the child's gaze and her transperant mass boiled in a flare of anger over the loss of their Puppy lady.

She didn't even remember having a pet, let alone a lady that was a puppy! But when her Momma leaped off that throne screaming to the bowels of Hell over the loss of a demon even Lucille could give a damn about, the loli slime knew that a grave injustice had been committed to them. Oh if she got her hands on a Machina there would be a reckoning, even if it was Eos herself!

"That big meanie erased our Puppy! We were going to feed her, and cuddle her, and let her sleep at the foot of my bed, and now I can't remember her. Hmph!" With a wet kick against the door she started stomping around, mirroring the rampage inside with noticeably less collateral damage and more arm flailing with the destructive capacity of Tina outside Unit-T.

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???

The Throne Room doors unlocked with far less theatrics then when it sealed and parted wide to admit the entrance of a largely unknown garbed in black and white.

"Please forgive my tardiness, your majesty. Converting my body to Machina standards took longer then estimated. Fufu, those darling nanites certainly take their time in being...thorough." There was an instant that the smile stretched across her features was decidedly inappropriate for the present company, though she was quick to school herself and stroll down the expanse of the throne room. She passed Karizawa and his team without a second glance, though perhaps she simply missed them with the superfluous eye patch blocking her peripheral vision, though her revealed oculus gave the other summed Machina a look of approval as they passed one another. Coming to a halt beside Hohenheim of all people, she produced an archaic communication device from within her garments and flipped it open for her thumb to blur across a series of keys. Satisfied with her text, she sent the information directly to Eos before folding her arms behind her back and turning to the assembled Machina.

"Anywho, as we had no interaction back in Arcadia I doubt you'd remember me. Was rather pre-occupied with dealing with family matters and deposing a sovereign down in Hell, but that is irrelevant at the moment. Congratulations are in order order for Units Endian, Hibiki, and Shizuka, as you've all been selected to receive specialized equipment for exemplary service. Feel free to offer your thanks to Queen Eos, Hohenheim, and myself for our joint contributions to the project."

"Though please hold your applause," The bizarre woman said with hands raised as though to placate the roaring applause that wasn't ever going to occur. "as what we are offering is highly experimental, but rest assured if you all prove capable for what we are providing,

You may just survive what's to come.

@TheWindel@KoL@Ryonara@Lucius Cypher@Lmpkio

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Nah he fucked off to a beach planet for a few days. You're thinking of that time Victoire was into beastiality.

@Mega Birb

You say that like she still isn't in to bestiality. We should be glad she never met Artoria or there would have been puppies everywhere when they were done.

@Lucius Cypher@Ryonara

Sorry, Endian needs to stay terrestrial a bit longer. She and the Twins are going to be testing some very special equipment...