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2 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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3 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
3 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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3 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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3 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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Sweet, thanks for the update Crimmy ^^
Though I'm still secretly hoping for another Master who fancies the Saber spot to come along xP

But yeah, considering how many female Masters there are at this point, it would seem that Ricardo has quite the harem waiting for him o . O


Can I put you in touch with one of these fine gentlemen?

@Abillioncats @NaraK
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Alice and I are buddies. So I'm willing to try and make a Master to go with her Berserker. Though that may not work well with the rules.


I appreciate the intent, but:

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Yeah, we wanna prevent conflicts of interest. If we can't find a Master for an existing Servant, the Servant's player can make a Master, or I'll look for somebody in my contacts.


As my lovely assistant said a few days ago, we'd like to avoid Servant players actually knowing the identities of the other Servants at the outset as much as possible.

I've been on a trip home for the past few days between semesters, but we should be filled up on CSes by Sunday. By then I'll open up the IC, and the players who have yet to finish their CSes can get them done while the rest of you guys get started.
Hi I'll take Berserker if it's still open.
@Plank Sinatra@Crimmy


Yup, sure is. Drum up a CS and shoot it over to us.
Let's get tooooo it.
Sorry guys. Fever. Stomach bug. Putting OOC up now. Will handle any final approvals we haven't gotten to in a day or so.


Wow, typical Vale boy, can't pay reparations for once in his life.

Lauren's eyes widened in confusion at Ben's query, shrugging innocently and leaning against one of the team captain's bedposts. It occurred to her that she could have probably dug out that note or whatever that Amy had slipped her after Armory, but honestly it would have been so much trouble to go digging for it, it would have opened up weird floodgates to do it right there, and she didn't want to go whipping out Hautdesert for it.

Unless Amy was waiting for Lauren somewhere.

Oops.

"Beats the fuck outta me,"
she answered instead, scooting backwards and wrapping her legs around the bedpost. Her lip drooped in mock consternation, chin drooping down onto the spherical top of her support. "Nobody tells me shit. Everyone wants to fuck a nigga, no one wants to make plans with her...Sangue's my only real friend..."
Will the OOC be opening up soon?


Should be up tomorrow. I've been waiting on Archer and Berserker's players to submit their CSes, but that's no reason to keep the rest of you guys waiting.


Lauren turned to face Sangue with keen emerald eyes, aiming her clasped hands together at Sangue like a pistol. She fired it off as a greeting, grinning at Sangue as she leaned backwards towards the girl, clasped legs keeping her supported without the use of her hands.

"Sangue!" she said through her beam. "More life, my queen. Cap was just telling me about all the food he was copping us as soon as we found Amy! Two-for-one deals at Whamburger for students, some milkshakes, maybe swing somewhere else for some ice cream. All on his dime!"

She fired off her finger gun again, winking as the "barrel" cooled.

"Between you and me, I'm starting to think we could really take advantage of this pretty motherfucker."
Both of us.


Jericho realized what was happening to him all at once - he was being punished.

All that shit. All those years of lies. You would be wasted spending your life at my back. Live for yourself. Make your own fate. Only you are worthy of being at my side.

I go and do it, and what does he do? He starts screwing with me as soon as I'm out of the country!

That two-faced, passive-aggressive, needy, emotionally insecure, vainglorious...man-child. This would have never happened if Jer hadn't stopped the rest of his friends from killing him in that nightclub putsch like he deserved.

Make no mistake, Rich. I stopped that. Bekah had an elephant gun in the sound booth waiting for you.

Jer couldn't go back now, not without being told he was a flake, unworthy of his kingship, unworthy of his higher status as a knight. Was this Rich's way of telling him that he was a fool for ever having left? He couldn't remember mentioning Bianca--wait, had he mentioned Bianca in the AAR? Was this a jealousy thing!? Jealous of what!?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to swing both ways...

Speaking of both ways, the other boy and the girl in the dorm were both staring at their new captain expectantly.

...

Fine.


He would be the best captain - not king, captain - ever. Like Troy Piper was.

Rich would be begging for his knight back by the end of the Vytal Festival. Begging for someone who could pillage doughnut parlours half as well as he could, someone who could get them into clubs, someone who could prepare breakfast without consulting a twenty minute CCT video...

I am irreplaceable, you helpless goddamn queen.


"Ah-choo. Sister, bring forth the royal Puffs with Facial Lotion."

"What? No!"

"Very well. Bright, bring forth one of my wretched sister's t-shirts. One of those rags will suffice."

"Ewwwwwwww! Eww eww eww--!"




Jericho Piper had never been more serious. He looked at Luke and Bianca with new eyes, ready to address this cobbled-together unit of hated foreigners as their captain for the first time. He needed to make an address - one that would seal their status as his second team for life.

"I guess."
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