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@Raineh Daze

It took some time to follow Alambert's trail, but once Miina got ahold of it, following it the rest of the way wasn't difficult. It seemed the guards were by and large telling the truth when they'd mentioned the Grovemaster wandering about with barely any guard, only two of them following the hooded, robed Faye into a warehouse within the north of Brightlam.

The storehouse had numerous methods of entry, with small windowed alcoves in the roof, and a few doors. Whatever route Miina took, whenever she inevitably made it in, she would be greeted by the sight of one of her nation's leaders conversing with a pair of men in rich merchant's clothing, along with an entourage of apparent mercenaries in cheap armor, rushing about to and fro.

Getting closer, Alambert's next words could just barely be heard:

"...Isolde is performing her role, yes. All is ready for the attack. So long as we eliminate Zacharias and the more competent of the apprentices, this nation is ours for the taking."

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@VitaVitaAR

Eventually, Chisato found her way to a vantage point near Brightlam Cathedral. From her position, she could spy activity both around the building and within beginning to pick up, with men and women in Cathedral knight armor beginning to muster.

Upon making her way closer, likely breaching the upper floors of the Cathedral, the shinobi would begin to hear movement convering upon a central location. Following it would have her overlook the Cathedral's grand hall, where fully four dozen church paladins stood in parade formation as Grovemaster Isolde took the pew.

"Tonight, we prove our creed, our cause, true!" She called out, surety in her tone as she looked out at her men with a steady gaze. "Those of the old order, the hidebound old men and ignorant youths alike, will be made to see the error of their ways! Before dawn, Zacharias will be stripped of his rank, and made to recant any and all divinity of the Eidolons! The Mother and the gods need no such archaic spirits to enact their will, only we of man! May this mark a new dawn for our faith, our nation! May this mark the end of the deceit of Bahamut and his ilk!"

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@The Otter

Contrary to his rank, Grovemaster Zacharias lived within a simple cottage on the outskirts of Brightlam. His only concession to luxury was the relative solitude and guard his home was placed under, located within an idyllic forest clearing and surrounded by several guard posts within the trees. Moreover, the crystal Cid gave Esben shone with a renewed radiance until it was fully covered: this entire grove was holy ground.

In contrast to the rest of the city, though, Zacharias's personal guard seemed to be on no heightened alert at all, completely disregarding the edicts of Grovemaster Isolde. If Zacharias believed the Kirins were a threat, the state of his patrols didn't reflect it at all. Only this allowed Esben to sneak through the twenty elite guards surrounding the grove, and approach the cottage within.

Inside was as humble as outside, with small handcarved knickknacks and amateur oil paintings lining the walls and shelves. Combing through the entire hovel, top to bottom, Zacharias was nowhere to be found. Even the bedroom was empty. It was only when Esben stood before the bed that the door behind him shut, the aforementioned Grovemaster stepping forward as his invisibility spell faded.

"Know that the only reason you yet live is because I know you are not that woman's pawn." Zacharias glared at Esben with obvious dislike, a white-knuckled grip on his staff. "No blade is in your hands. You did not come to kill me. Yet. Talk, then. I fear I'll not be rid of you without the use of violence until you exhaust your frivolous words."

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@vietmyke @HereComesTheSnow @Click This

"We have a problem." Izayoi strode into the hideout, her usual kimono replaced with worn and ragged beggar's clothing, dirt and soot smudged across her face and hands. Her cloak shifted aside to reveal two things in her hands: a bloodstained wakizashi and a Valheimr officer's ranking insignia.

"I'd begun to make inquiries with the beggars, but one of them recognized me almost immediately. He said nothing, but bade to follow. It was a trap. I sprung it." She hurled the insignia onto the floor: a lieutenant's bar. "Valheim's shadows have already breached the city. When questioned, he insinuated that the Grovemasters were at risk before he expired."

A significant look towards Galahad and Eliane alike.

"Our timetable has accelerated. Should we tarry, we risk a repeat of Balmung Castle." She made her way over towards the pile of gear, starting to change back into her usual arms and armor without care for modesty.
Iraleth Kyrios


Iraleth could spare barely a moment to see how Professor Alto was faring, but that one moment was all she needed to know: lost the advantage, tricked in some way, and now grievously wounded. She grit her teeth as she drew her free hand back, slamming her fist into a skeletal limb that was trying to batter her.

"Damn it!" She yelled in frustration, still no closer to putting this undead tower down while another's Essence was empowering it without access to her own. Or rather, it was doable. There just wasn't enough time. Iraleth had been making no small amount of headway in trying to batter and smash the entire damned thing to dust, but not at any rate that would get this thing off of her long enough to assist the others. Her choice of weaponry wasn't helping, either. At this rate, her plated fists were doing a better job than her bastard sword. If only she'd brought a mace of some sorts. Or even a flail...

Regardless, she'd fight with what she had. Or she would, if a gunshot hadn't rang out across the battlefield. Iraleth's head shot up, following the point of impact. The moments before the carriage fell upon the skeletal tower passed in almost slow motion, her mind going a mile a minute. This would, at least, take care of one problem. And if the trajectory was right, at least slow the other one down. The only issue was friendly fire. Professor Alto would be fine, most likely. Chunji was too close to the bandits for Iraleth to risk shielding him and protecting them with the boy. That, and he was too far away. That just left Rio.

"Get down, NOW!" Iraleth threw her sword to the side as she dashed towards Rio, tackling her classmate so that her armored form was shielding him, head tucked in so that her armor was a more likely point of impact. A quick prayer started to come out of her mouth as the tower fell atop them, invoking Astra's grace so that hopefully this tactic would smite their enemies.

Telling, that she prayed for the death of their foes first before the safety of her own life or anyone else's.
CMDR SAGAN "VULTURE" KODOS


<< Care's a strong word, Rabbit! >> Sagan called back over comms as he continued cleaning up enemy infantry with his point defense lasers. << Filling out next-of-kin notifications's a bitch, is all! >> An HPK burst on a particularly dug-in position silenced them, and then he was left with a moment to catch his breath and regain his bearings.

Right, battlefield analysis. Rabbit at least wasn't getting herself killed now, though it meant Sagan would have to pick up the slack in the squad's aerial overwatch until her flight systems were back online. Rhino was fine, alerting him to Commie's situation, Hex was being engaged upon, and Commie...was being Commie.

A sigh. Pension, pension, pension. One day. Half of it would be going to alimony, but it was still better than nothing.

<< Right, Rook, you heard the lady: give Hex some backup, on the double. Moving to assist Commie. Commie, quit bitching before you start, we ain't got the time for a duel. >>

The Watchdog blazed towards the aerial duel, full afterburners blasting. The two combatants were too close in melee for him to line up a shot of any sort, so he'd have to close in to saber range himself. While he did, though...

Even as the Shrike moved to slam a foot into the enemy MAS's chassis, Sagan reached the extreme edge of lock-on radius, getting tone on the duelist in order to at least try to throw the pilot off balance.
Post coming up end of tomorrow, hopefully. Playing catchup on all my shit rn
ZEPHYR


Not for the first time today, or this week, or even this month, Sheena wanted to strangle whichever member of Carmine's brain trust decided she ought to be the best choice for their new Hero position. Still, she was nothing if not a company woman. So she went along with this complete farce.

Orders came down from up top, of course. Find a way to get above 200,000 fame as soon as possible, using whatever means available. Freedom to achieve the objective was good. It was rare, but good. A shame she couldn't say the same about the actual objective. Evidently, just beating the hell out of villains on camera wasn't doing the job quickly enough. She'd have to take more proactive measures, which was why they'd even put her at this Expo.

She'd done her research on the competition, too. Both established heroes with sizable fanbases, several times hers'. Still, that offered ZEPHYR an opportunity to piggyback on those fanbases if she made enough of a name for herself here. Time to get to work, then.

ZEPHYR had only been signing autographs so far at the Carmine Corp presentation, but as the alloted time for signings ended, she rose from where she'd been sitting and signing as Ladyice started on her spiel.

Ah, a volunteer. It wasn't quite personal, just business-
Alright, that was a lie. She didn't like the skank bit. If it was a bit. Still, it was motivation for her.

"So, how come the rewards get worse as they get more exclusive?" ZEPHYR called out towards Ladyice as she flew over to Blackriver's setup, her arms folded mockingly. "Listen, sister, you're not worth more than a free ride to college. Even if you give out a free ride." The cyborg hero flipped upside down midair, shooting a casual salute towards the audience below.

"Seriously, do you have a punchline that isn't just sex?"

What was she doing? Well, controversy sold. Simple as that. Setting up a rivalry above her weight class in fame ought to do something for her numbers, at least.
Posting some time this weekend
The next day...


With its lack of true walls and relatively relaxed guard, Brightlam was easier to infiltrate than any of the other three nations' capitals on the continent would have been. Not a walk in the park by any means, but it wasn't an impossible task, either. Regardless, the Kirins' two infiltrators and one sneaky mage were now within city limits, free to move about as they pleased.

With that, it was far, far simpler to be familiar enough with the guard schedule to find a hole where the remaining Kirins could be snuck in with all of their equipment. From there, the party split up in order to begin working towards their assigned goals.

There were avenues galore with which to track each of the Grovemasters down. Eavesdropping, informants, or outright bribery. And so much more. Regardless, the night was still young, and all that was known so far was that each was in a separate location, oweing to not having convened in council today.

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@vietmyke @HereComesTheSnow

Even covered in form-encompassing cloaks and tucking away as many identifying pieces of equipment as they could beneath them, the three warriors would be hard-pressed to justify themselves should they be accosted by any passing guardsman on patrol. Fortunately, they did secure an abandoned hovel, carved out of a dead tree. It seemed dead wood was valued little among those in Brightlam.

With a base of operations secured and their gear secure, Galahad, Rudolf, and Izayoi were free to begin their work in earnest.
Salvator Rasch


Hell. At least the idea had worked, in part. The squad wasn't being attacked now, but the commotion this was kicking up was bound to alert even more trouble. God damn it, Salvator hated ethereal horrors.

A quick look around the room showed that the situation was rapidly about to become worse: the emergency lockdown had been triggered. The voidhanger nodded in response to his kinswoman, hefting his shotgun up as he gestured towards the rest of the squad.

"Alice is right, we need to move. Double time, let's go! Through those doors!" In his haste to make sure the group hauled their asses out before they were locked in, Kleo's little stunt with Echo went unnoticed until if the Unztadtlige​ would make any comment about it on his own.

Salvator sprinted for the doors himself, hurriedly trying to pull back on one end to keep it pried open as long as he could for the others to make it through.

"Minimize ethereal usage and keep your heads on a swivel, call out any incoming as soon as you have eyes on! Do not fire if any incoming doesn't make a hostile move, we don't need more attention on us. If they do make a move, weapons free!"
Renar Hagen


Even knowing that the trapper could conjure impediments out of thin air, Renar hadn't expected a goddesses-damned pit of all things. Another data point to mark in his understanding of this foe, though one that came almost too late. Clearly, he was underestimating this wretch.

And then there was a torch. Fitting, with the fire theme. Concerning, with how much pitch he was currently standing in. The moments the trapper took to raise the torch and hurl it passed by in slow motion to Renar. He could predict the trajectory, analyze how much time he had before it landed and the flame spread. The pitch he was standing in would need a moment to get out of, but that was one he didn't have. A throwing knife wasn't guaranteed to knock the torch off course. Think, Renar, think!

Inspiration struck. One swift motion ripped the orcish cloak he bore as a treasure and trophy from his back and hurled it at the torch, sending both mantle and flame flying back towards the Wild Huntsman. The now-flaming cloak falling over the trapper's face ought to distract him, though Renar followed up by shifting the grip on his poleaxe and hurling it speartip-first like a javelin straight for the fae's chest. He didn't expect it to kill, and quickly clambered out of the pit as best he was able.

By the time the trapper dealt with the twin nuisances he'd just been assailed with, Renar could be seen standing before him, sword drawn in one hand, his other free. The Bastard of Brias radiated cold fury as his off-hand pointed towards the trapper. More specifically, his flaming cloak.

"Mine for the taking." He snarled, his fury moreso at himself for being put in a position where he'd had to sacrifice one of his most prized possessions. That cloak had been material proof of his first true triumph at dueling an orcish warchief and earning him a position in the Iron Rose. To have had to sacrifice it to escape from a situation of his own making was galling. For that, the trapper would pay a debt in more than blood. The flaming cloak would serve to sate his rage.

Renar surged forward, a pair of vials suddenly in his free hand. A clench of his fist, and they shattered. As soon as he was in range, he hurled the sand and crushed glass he held straight towards the trapper's helm and visor, where the blinding powder had proven effective previously. Another step forward, and he held his sword in mordhau, aiming to smash the crossguard of his sword into the trapper's helm and head.
@ERode
Kk, noted on everything else, that's fine. Public cover would be sports gear stuff like airsoft, yeah.

Also, what's Sheena gonna do once the original Talent's leg heals up in like, three months?


Too late for a redebut now, they have pretty different voices and management isn't gonna go to the trouble of another swapout when they had to edit half the debut material last minute as it was already.
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