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@Lunarlord34

It was at the last second that Freya noticed that Steph's hand retracted. A look of panicked realization fell upon her face. "Sorry! I was too focused on taking care of your Litwick." Instead of being offended by her blatant rudeness, the bogan instead wanted her phone number. A little odd considering that they likely haven't even said ten sentences to each other. "Oh, uh, I mean we just met so maybe a phone number would be a bit much. I wouldn't be opposed to a battle though, but one of them isn't exactly battle ready yet..."

While they walked and talked, they approached this makeshift stand that could hardly be called a stand and more like a crate that was converted into a table while some bald looking greasy guy with a bulbous red nose sat on a stool. He had this seedy, toothy grin as if he had caught some suckers hook, line, and sinker. And then Steph opened her mouth.

"Uh, dear customer I'm not entirely sure what you're saying, but if there are any concerns of legitimacy then worry not for I am allowed to sell Pokemon! Well, legal in the sense that as long as no one raises an issue with it." He muttered the last part to himself. Frankly speaking, this girl gave him bad vibes. His survival instincts told him that if he played his cards wrong that he would by the way of the Pokemon that made its home in the waters of the docks and be swimming with them if he was not careful.

"Discerning customer, I dare not dream to rip you off! Why, look at this specimen! He grabbed the Pokeball on the crate and with a click of the button, a little anthropoid with silver-ish blue and purple scales stood on it. Isn't he radiating such strength? Such bravery?"

Steph's Rotom Phone hovered in front of her and after a quick scan with the camera, it said:



Pokedex Entry #767- Wimpod, the Turn Tail Pokémon. Wimpod gather in swarms, constantly on the lookout for danger. They scatter the moment they detect an enemy's presence. It's nature's cleaner—it eats anything and everything, including garbage and rotten things.


However, Steph heard another Pokedex go off next to her and she saw that Freya's Rotom Phone was hovering in front of her reading off the same entry. Freya too was looking at Steph's phone. "Huh?"









@Xaltwind

Evelyn after making her purchase was left with 1000 P.

Anyway, with her shopping spree out of the way Evelyn decided to take her first steps as a trainer and leave Grand Glory. Deciding that south was her best bet, our aspiring model would make her way through the city.

She would see the city life of people and Pokemon going about their day, loud and ever bustling, but the closer she was to the city limits the activity lessened. The buildings also started to become smaller, more suburban until even these mundane homes disappeared too. The air became cleaner over time, free from the fumes and exhaust of vehicles. It was not long until she reached the official end of the city limits and stepped on a dirt path.





@Crusader Lord@Shazamrock

As they correctly guessed, they definitely would not fall down into the water because they would be metaphorically and literally be up to their chest in shit. Frankly speaking, the smell alone would have sent someone with less resolve or a weak stomach back onto the surface, but they certainly were neither of those things. What they certainly were though was smelly. However, the smell of unfettered shit that will cling to them was not a deterrent for their hunt for Pokemon.

Nils was spoiled for choice for which Rattata he could pick though he ended up going for one that was eating a half eaten pizza slice that it somehow dragged down. It guarded its slice jealously, the hairs on its back rose as it readied itself for battle.

Ratattas, including the Alolan variant. were not exactly bulky Pokemon. Shocker I know, so only one Smack Down was needed to bring the thieving rat down to low enough HP for Nils to feel confident to throw a Pokeball at it. With a bonk to the head, the Pokeball opened up and absorbed it in a flash of red light and then fell to the ground. It began to shake.

It shook once...

It shook twice...

It shook thrice!



Meanwhile, psychic numero uno was hunting after sentient slime and trash. First up was one of those Alolan Grimers. It was prowling around looking for more Trubbish to feast upon in its quest to purge the sewers of trash when Sir Lopsalot started to wail on the sludge pile with Power Up Punches. It retaliated by releasing a cloud of poisonous gas from its mouth that when breathed in would inflict the poison status. Luckily, it missed and the Buneary was able to get another hit in. Weirdly enough, it looked like with each hit that it was able to recover just a little bit of health though the Buneary's stacking attack boosts quickly outpaced it. When its health was low enough, Clarissa threw her Pokeball and it bounced off the slime with a wet sound before it was absorbed into the Pokeball.

It shook once...

It shook twice...

It shook thrice!



And then she went after the bipedal trash bag that was running for its life. Not from the Grimers, but from the murder bunny that was chasing after it. It jumped and turned back, shooting off a cloud of poison gas at the Buneary just like the Grimer she caught earlier. However, this time luck was not on Sir Lopsalot's side as he breathed in the toxic fumes and was inflicted with the poison status. Not like it saved the trash bag from getting walloped in the face by a punch from one of the bunny's ears though it retaliated with a Pound attack hitting the rabbit for some damage.

Eventually though the Trubbish was weakened enough where Clarissa felt comfortable enough to throw a Pokeball at it. It was absorbed and the ball fell to the ground, shaking.

It shook once...

It shook twice...

It shook thrice!



Well, now what? That creepy crying deep in these smelly sewers wasn't going to find itself.



@GremlinAgain@baraquiel

Despite its evasion being boosted, Rift was able to beat the odds and was able to swipe its claws against the plantlike exterior of the Cacnea. It cried out in pain as Rift's claws dug into the sentient cactus.

The veins in Sven's head bulged from both frustration and annoyance. "You little punks! Don't act as if you already won! I-I'm just getting started!" He shouted at them, pointing his finger at them while shouting his declaration as if he wasn't one foot in the proverbial grave. "Cacnea! Use Absorb the on Zorua and maintain your distance!"

The little bulbous cactus jumped back to maintain distance between it and the Zorua. It held its arms out forward and the spikes around its wrist glowed with red energy before it shot a volley of red beams at the dark-type. While it was trying to maintain distance, it had the same problem as its partner that just got knocked out. However, the Cacnea had only received only a lick of damage while Rift and Bravos were being chipped by the sandstorm.

How do they react? And what would their special combo attack be?



@Zarkun

The old woman watched as the aspiring champ, taking her words to heart, set off to try to find the mysterious blue blur. "...It'll be okay, right?"

While Jason walked through the trees, he could not shake the feeling that something was watching him. That something was burning its gaze through him though he could not tell where it was watching him from. Once he sat down to catch his breath, it would have been fair to assume that his words fell upon deaf ears, except that feeling that something was watching grew stronger. In fact, just behind one of the trees across from the clearing he could see a little blue head with a black marking on its fur that resembled a mask. It's head had two triangular ears that stood upright while two black protrusions hung from its face.

"Olu?"

Jason Rotom Phone hovered next to him and with its robotic voice said the following:


#447-Riolu, the Emanation Pokemon. It has the peculiar power of being able to see emotions, such as joy and rage, in the form of waves. They communicate with one another using their auras.


While Jason could see the mystery Pokemon, it made no attempts to approach him.

What does he do?



@Crimson Flame@Joshua Tamashii

With the grace of someone who probably practiced his Pokeball throws in front of a full length mirror, Valarian threw the Pokeball at the Petilil. It smacked the living bulb square between the eyes, bouncing up into the air before it opened up and absorbed the grass type in a beam of red light. It landed on the soft grass and began to shake.

It shook once...

It shook twice...

It shook thrice!



Well, now what? What do smol spooky girl and the fairy prince do?









@Zapdos@CitrusArms

The receptionist expected many things to happen today, most of them being mundane and routine. However, what they had not expected was for a 6'2 Kantoian boy built like a shit brick house to sit on their desk and blatantly make threats in broad daylight like he was part of the Yakuza. David had the receptionist sweating buckets, not exactly sure how they were supposed to respond to this situation. No one ever told them that being a receptionist in a fancy apartment complex would mean having to deal with casual threats like this!

However, like a ray of civility Regan interrupted the situation and told that hoodlum off. Their eyes sparkled with approval, completely unaware that this unintentional good cop/bad cop dynamic had totally played them like a damn fiddle. "Well, I see that you are much more reasonable than your companion." They gave David a side eye before they returned to conversing with Regan. "I can hire you as a freelancer, even your... friend here if he still would oblige my conditions. So, let's talk brass tacks. What do you want for payment?"

Let the negotiations begin!

Also as a side note, there was a sign on the wall that gave directions to the facilities in the building. There was indeed a pool. Make of that what you will.
Post will be up soon. If anyone hasn't posted yet, but plans to please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Forgot to mention this, but I am working on posts. Hopefully they'll be up by tonight.
@Zapdos
Congrats.

Who's gonna get the 100th post now?


A bath, a proper warm bath. When was the last time he had a bath like this? One where he didn't sit in the equivalent of a wooden barrel getting splinters in his ass cheeks and other places if he was willing to shed some serious cash. Otherwise, it would've been those crowded public bathhouses where he came out feeling dirtier than when he went in. This, however, was a proper porcelain tub where he could stretch his legs out and have a proper soak. Rodin could feel the heat sink into his muscles and bones, the tension from his morning seeped out of his body.

"I feel like I should be freaking out about this more. Just... kinda surreal." He lifted his arm out of the tub and looked at it as droplets of water fell from his arm. "One moment I'm racing to my death and the next I'm, well..." He dropped his hand down and splashed the water in the tub.

Rodin took a deep breath and dipped his head below the water. Memories of that battle with the demon king replayed in his mind. He could still remember the sensation of his glaive meeting glancing his body, drawing just a drop of his blood. If I was stronger I could've killed him right there and then.

After a while, the half-elf finished bathing and with a towel wrapped around his waist he looked over himself in the mirror again. His hand trailed down where the wound that the demon king gave him should've been in what felt like thirty minutes ago. Instead, his body was unblemished. No scars. No bruising. No evidence of years of effort. Just the skinny body of a teenager. "I guess that's the price for coming back to life. Gonna take time to get back to where I was..."

Or maybe he could even do better.

"Don't get greedy Rodin. Let's just get readjusted first. There's time to ascertain and plan." A knock on the bathroom door caused to jump from surprise.

Helga called out to him with concern. Master Rodin, are you okay? You're taking an awfully long time there. I know boys at your age have, uh, certain needs to take care of but-

From his cheeks to the tips of his long ears a red hue hummed. "What?! No, I'm-! I'll be right out!" He called back in fluster. Rodin dressed himself in a robe and rushed out before his maid could spout anymore. Roughly he dried his long black hair with a towel and then combed it enough to prevent any mats and knots.

"Master Rodin, you will find your clothes laid out on your bed." Helga informed him. Rodin looked at his bed and had been expertly made without a wrinkle or hair with clothes that were neatly folded laid on top. "Lady Myrrh personally picked it out herself. I dare say, your mother does have excellent taste though I say this after having the misfortune of witnessing Lady Amabilia brag about the attire she chose for Master Vincent. Money can buy you many things, but good taste isn't one of them. And those shorts certainly do not befit a boy his age or the occasion."

Rodin rubbed his chin in thought. Something about that description felt oddly familiar. Wait, that outfit? A stifled laugh escaped his lips as he physically held himself back from laughing, his arms wrapped around his diaphragm as if to force the air in. While Rodin had very little interaction with him in the younger years, he was all too aware of who Vincent was in the future. That surly, brutish asshole was going to wear that?! All he could imagine was future Vincent wearing that god awful outfit.

Like a dam, Rodin's laughter spilled out. He bent forward, clutching his stomach. His maid just watched in abject, silent shock as he watched him just laugh. However, it went as quickly as it arrived. Taking deep breaths, Rodin regained his composure partly. He could not help, but to be a bit giggly due to the mental being so fresh in his mind.

"Oh my God, I think I'll get a stomach ache if I laugh anymore!" He said as he wiped a tear away though he was quick to catch the look of surprise on Helga's face. "Are you okay?"

The elderly maid realized that she was staring hard at him. "Oh, um, I'm sorry. It's just I haven't heard you laugh like that in a long time."

It was Rodin's turn to have a look of realization. Right. I'm acting very differently than the version of me yesterday. Though it was also true that he really could not remember the last time he laughed was either. "I guess it's been awhile. I'll be okay with dressing myself, Helga."

"Very well. When you're done, your mother wishes to meet you in the parlor." Helga bowed and then left the room.

"...Oh god I'm gonna have to meet mom." Rodin's face went white. What would he say to her? It had been so many years since he had last seen her. The last time he saw her was before he left, no, ran away from home. Except that hasn't happened yet. In fact, he most likely saw her yesterday, but he couldn't remember anything about it because it was over ten years ago, but ten years ago is today! Why did time travel come with emotional baggage?!

No, he needed to calm down and act normal. Rodin heaved a sigh and dressed himself in the outfit that his mother prepared for him. He gave himself a look over in the full length mirror. "I remember wearing this..." The half-elf muttered to himself with a smile. Leave it to his mother to know exactly what he liked. Nothing flashy, but it was elegant.

He stood in front of his bedroom door and took a deep breath. "Well Rodin, it's time to live the rest of your life again." Slowly he pushed the door open into the familiar halls of his youth. Everything looked exactly as he remembered it.

"Bloody eerie," muttered Rodin. His steps echoed through the corridors as he traversed the familiar manor. Well, what was strange was one of the servants walking down the hallway in a panic. Actually, he recognized the man. If memory served him correctly, that was Balbys and if he remembered correctly he typically acted more dignified than this. Well, dignified in the way that someone was overcompensating for their lack of character. Except now this man looked like he was running for his life. This felt off. Rodin felt like he would have remembered something like this from his past life.

"Mr. Balbys," Rodin said as he laid a hand on the man's shoulder. "Good man, you look like death is right around the bend. What could possibly be the matter?"
Just to confirm for everyone else, you can quick catch as many Pokemon as you want in one post as long as you have the Pokeballs and Pokemon for it.
@Joshua Tamashii
You have my go ahead
@Shazamrock

Tors would've leveled up since it was the one that won, but considering you both agreed that Nils would win I figured it would've been unfair to give the level up in that instance.

Edit: I can be persuaded though.
@Xaltwind

Ding-Dong~! Welcome-!

Stocked shelves filled with goods as far as the eye can see! Yes, with everything that a fledgling trainer would need. Shelves lined with Pokeballs and medicinal goods were to be entirely expected though they also had little spray bottles of Repel and bundles of rope used to leave an escape path for when an intrepid trainer bit off more than they could chew when exploring a deep cavern and needed to retrace their steps for a quick way out. Still, one could not help that they were holding out on you as if you were not ready for their other more powerful goods or maybe they didn't want to make the journey for new trainers too easy? Either way, you were too poor to even afford those better items anyway. Guess you gotta work harder!

There were also unrelated Pokemon goods mainly in terms of snacks and trinkets though they don't have a price because they have no actual impact on game play.

While Evelyn perused the store's wares, Evelyn would notice a sign posted on a wall.

New trainers get a free potion with their first purchase! Trainer ID required.


Whenever Evelyn was ready to pay for her goods, she could go pay at the self-check out or pay at the register if you were so inclined. Or you can try shop lifting. Anything is possible in the world of Pokemon.

Pokemarts Prices:
Pokéball - 200P
Potion - 300P
Antidote - 100P
Paralyze Heal - 200P
Awakening - 250P
Burn Heal - 250P
Ice Heal - 250P
Escape Rope - 550P
Repel - 350P

Well, now what?











@Lunarlord34

This random girl was rummaging through her backpack, but she stopped to look at Steph as soon as the first words came out of her mouth. At least she thought they were words. They sounded like there was intention behind the sounds, but it was an assault on the senses though this girl forced a smile as she tried to make sense of whatever cognitive hazard she just said. Hundreds of years worth of language, of prose and literature flashed through her mind as she processed the Eldritch Bogan tongue.

"I, uh... You're welcome?" She was taking a wild guess and assumed that she was thanking her or at the very least was letting her treat the Litwick. The girl took a Potion out of the bag and started to spray the little ghost's injuries with the miracle liquid and dabbed the excess liquid away with a handkerchief. The girl held Dusk out to Steph when she started to speak again. Oh God she was speaking again.

Nymes Steph boy the boy, whaht breengs yah round heah? Locul? Anuhthah triner? Aw yah heah t' chaeck eow' thiies shady soundin stohl oolsao?

The girl mentally broke down what the girl was saying phonetically. It was if letters and sounds flashed around her in a confusing flurry. This was exhausting her brain.

"Oh, um, I guess you could say that I am both. I was just looking around before I headed off on my journey. My name is Freya." Now there was a name to the face. Freya arched her brow when the person selling a Pokemon was brought up. "More than likely it could be a scam. I'll go with you."









@Zarkun

"Oh it's alright. I'm just poking my nose where it doesn't belong." She eyed the new trainers and his rather exhausted Pokemon. This was a desperate situation.

"Well, let me pose a question. How would you feel if someone or multiple someones were chasing you? I dare say that you would be inclined to run away as well. It's just common sense, but young trainers are always so eager." She huffed about like a stereotypical old woman lecturing the youth though it seemed to be more about her gripes with new, young greenhorn trainers specifically. "If you wish to meet that Pokemon, then treat it as you yourself wish to be treated. They are creatures of intelligence and will, not toys or prizes. I dare to hope that you already knew that."

It gave the feeling of an older, more experienced dog telling off a pup in order to teach it manners albeit unwanted on Jason's part. Who wanted to be told off by some random overly confident old woman that wasn't even five feet tall on how to be a proper trainer who gave vague advice?

"But I suppose an old woman like me shouldn't be talking your ear off. I'm sure you've got the gears turning in your head." At the very least she was self-aware.



@Crimson Flame

The Rotom phone gave Valerian the worst stink eye. Well exuuuuuse me prince, bzt! It said in its robotic voice, channeling electronic sass of an entity that held way too much power over one very entitled prince's phone. Definitely not the narrator interjecting their own sass through a convenient object, not at all.

As soon as one of those red beams grazed his Cutiefly it turned into a sphere of green light that retreated back into the Petilil. The grass-type's body glowed with a gentle hue of green as the bruises and scratches on its body faded away only ever so slightly. Refreshed, the Petilil braced for the attack and ate the gust of sugar, spice, and everything not so nice. Now, the thing was that these Pokemon were very low level with very little in terms of stats or tools in their kit. So, getting hit again actually brought its health down to a point where it would actually be easy to catch the sentient onion bulb because even though it recovered some health from its Absorb, it didn't really recover that much. In fact, the Petilil could not output enough damage as the Cutiefly.

However, it was not going out without a fight. With a defiant cry, it shot more red beams at the glittery bug.

What was Valerian gonna do?



@baraquiel@GremlinAgain

With speed and nimbleness, the Zorua was able to jump out of the way of the poisonous needles that flew its way only to hit one of the alley way walls, leaving little indents and quickly executed its follow up order. Rift dashed past the Cacnea straight towards the sand hippo bearing its claws. At the same time the Chespin was slammed against the wall, receiving typeless damage, but Archie was quick to react. While retracting its vines while it was still held in the Hippopotas' mouth, it flung itself towards it at the same time as Rift dove to attack.

"H-Hippopotas, let go! The scumbag ordered in a panic, but it was too late Bravos was already hurtling towards it.

Now, these things were not known as paragons of speed. In fact, one would argue the opposite. With a panicked expression, its eyes darted around looking for an avenue of escape except there were none; the alley was too narrow, there were too many attackers, and it simply was also just not that fast. A scratch from one Pokemon to the face and then a typeless spiny headbutt straight to the noggin. The Hippopotas stumbled back with swirls in its eyes before it just fell on its side with a plop.

Bravos is now level 6!
Rift is now level 6!


The color drained from Sven's face as he looked at his defeated Pokemon. "Uh, uh, Cacnea! Use Poison Sting on the green thing! Once again, the Cacnea raised its arms up and shot a volley of glowing purple needles at Bravos.

While they knocked out the Hippopotas the sandstorm was still active, meaning that Sand Veil was still active though only for a little bit longer. They just needed to outlast it, but now it was also a two against one.

What do they do?



@Crusader Lord@Shazamrock

On the very likely assumption that Nils is amendable, unless stated otherwise, they went to a Pokemon Center and healed up their Pokemon. Once they finished, the duo would simply have to go to any of the manhole covers on the sidewalks or roads. Now, these things would typically be absolutely impossible in any context since these things are typically sealed up tight and range from 90-200 pounds to make sure that no one like Clarissa and Nils would sneak into a very hostile environment. However, this was not the real world. They would open it up after some elbow grease and they would be hit by a smell, the smell of rotten eggs and God knows what else.

There was a ladder that would let them climb down to the sewers. Well, there was only one way to get there and it certainly was not by going up.





@CitrusArms@Zapdos

The receptionist scowled at Regan and the blue dinosaur whose claws were scratching up the white tiles. However, as soon as she mentioned that she was there to solve a Pokemon problem they suddenly perked up. "You must've heard about it from one of our residents. You see, we pride ourselves in providing an excellent service and a stylish, lavish lifestyle. As you can imagine we have an exclusive clientele that expects the very best from us, but this problem is, well, making us seem incompetent. If you two can solve it discreetly, then I'd be grateful."

Well, one could simply take the job and get the Pokemon or they could appeal to their lesser instincts and try to squeeze something out of this guy.
Post will definitely be up by tomorrow. Stuff happened. Sorry about this.
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