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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Bio



Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

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You know I'm realizing
That by making her give 'Shogcakes' to people
And also describing her as 'Thicc'

Well I definitely intended that totally
Kokoma
@VitaVitaAR



A smug grin would form on the Shenke's face as Sefira would explain her predicament. The Arachne would ask if Eunice needed assistance, so she'd help the other woman with it if needed. The other mounts were lounging idly near the camp.

"Huhu, well as the only other girl here," She'd say with a giggle of dubious intent. "Obviously it's up to me to protect your maidenhood while Eunice takes care of the fish." She'd plop the young cub on the ground, taking her attention from the elf just long enough to give it a pet on the head along with a stern look. "You stay here. Don't cause any trouble, kay? Don't worry I won't be gone long!" She'd run over to Sefira, grinning and pushing the petite elf along. "Just long enough to get some eye can-ahem, help Seffy here~!"

Regardless of how much the elf would struggle, the Shenke would push or pull and otherwise drag the elf along towards where the river had been indicated. Of course, she would make doubly sure to drag her away from the boys. Couldn't have her modesty threatened after all, of course! She would protect that modesty!

...after making sure she got to experience it herself of course.

"Eheheheh, Alright, off with the clothes!" She would then...proceed to strip the Elf. An expected outcome of events really. "Oh also we'll wash them and get you all squeaky clean too." She'd add almost as an afterthought.
Sam: Proving Cam's theories

Meanwhile, a certain Shoggo: Proving the theory completely wrong in every way possible.
Cam's gonna have to watch that she doesn't switch any food he eats with shoggo food lol
@Dark Cloud

Oh don't you worry there'll be enough ShogcakesTM for everyone. Even cute little Sam~
Someone has to make sure the incredibly rare male demon is weeellll taken care of~
@PaulHaynek



@Dark Cloud
Greetings! You've signed up for daily delivery of Shogcakes TM! As per the EULA you absolve all rights relating to suing, being upset, bonking shoggo, or otherwise blaming this cute bundle of hugs and gooey goodness of any ill affects or thoughts of cute cuddly shoggos that Shogcakes may induce.

What? You want to opt out?

Ahahaha There is no option of opting out.
@PaulHaynek

Nope that's fine. She'll just have to make sure to give Kyouko lots and lots of aggressive...'hugs'...whenever she gets a chance. Also probably aggressively hug everyone else. And feed them her special shogcakesTM which have no Ill affects whatsoever*

*shoggoth is not responsible for any random mutations, hallucinations, insanity, blood worship, thoughts of cuddleble shoggos, being spoon fed by shoggos, comfy shoggos to lay on, that shogcakesTM might induce.

I'll prolly get a CS up tomorrow.
@PaulHaynek
Oh hey paul
You know

I love me some monster girls

I'd ask why you didn't invite me, but considering I flaked out on the other one two times I get it lol

Thaaaat said...

Okay hear me out.

Lady Kyouko needs a maid
@Crusader Lord@Cu Chulainn@PKMNB0Y@VitaVitaAR@Erode@Cu Chulainn@PaulHaynek@Guy0fV4lor@Pyromania99@Crimson Paladin






And so, this little project of mine comes to an end. Two years, huh? I hope you all at least, had fun with this little imperfect project of mine. I've wrapped it up, and hopefully given every character as proper a send off as I could have here. I'm sorry for cutting things short, but I've already mentioned in the discord all of my reasons for doing so...but not to fret, after some time to think about everything and give the RP a fresh coat of paint, I'll certainly be restructuring and giving it a second attempt.

Thank you all for being part of this and putting up with my amateurish attempts to tell a story here. Really, I couldn't have asked for a better group of people. Thank you all and stay tuned for the future.
Location:
Airedale
Mid-morning
Airedale Fields


@A Lowly Wretch@VitaVitaAR@Guy0fV4lor@Pyromania99

Od tore into the approaching bandits once more, the arrows impacting her flesh but otherwise not being too harmful considering her vitality and the fey blood that seemed to run through her veins. Needless to say, her opponents were both intimidated and completely shocked by the sight of a madwoman with an arrow stuck in her eye tearing them to shreds with ease.

More arrows would lob themselves at the knights and the Militia on the wall as the Bandits still made their advance - only saved by the combined efforts of Lunalel and Fio whose shields would block the volley and who would both launch a massive sword of magic and spear of light towards the trees. In cover as they were, they weren't likely to do much damage - ah.

Fio could sense it before she could see it. A burst of magical power as an arrow sailed through the air, cloaked in a shroud of quick moving air. Once it reached the same height as the spear of light it'd burst open, creating a vortex, sucking in the spear of light and knocking it off course along with her blade. It was hard to tell what exactly magic was used from this distance, but it felt like something similar to a spirit.

thud

The ground shook - causing the entire row of militia atop the wall to stumble, the bandits backing off slightly as they'd too feel the disturbance.

"Fall back! Don't get in the bosses' way!" One of them would shout.

thud

Across the plains was the sound of heavy footfalls, slamming into the ground faster and faster, as if whatever it was, was picking up speed - after a few seconds the knights could see it, coming into view just out of sight from the nearby forest. A massive beast, at least eleven feet tall, a long trunk and a set of four bony tusks protruding from the front of it ready to impale anything it ran into. Its body was covered in a thick, white and blue-streaked fur, and its legs were covered in thick armor while the upper part of its face was covered in what seemed to be hard, crystalline and icy growth. And atop it? A Tuatha man sat in a saddle. Long braided red hair, a cloak of fur being all he wore on his upper torso and in his hands, was a large axe seemed to be made primarily from steel and decorated with some sort of bone.

"Ahaha, you guys put up a pretty good fight!" He'd shout, the gargantuan beast not slowing down. It was making a beeline for the gate! "Means you probably got some pretty good loot in there, huh! Alright break down that gate of theirs, Shabbi!"

It...was a Tuatha man, riding an Elder Beast, that seemed to be leading these brigands.



Airedale Forest
@Crimson Paladin

Breaking away from the field, Ethelred would find himself thankfully mostly left alone by the arrows, whoever was doing the firing being more focused on seemingly preventing either of the spears or the ethereal sword from reaching their intended targets. Upon reaching the treeline, he'd find his targets. About five archers. Initially, they hadn't seen him approach from their flanks. All of them were focused on the job at hand - focused on suppressing the knights and giving them trouble from the sidelines. Didn't seem like they had a trap ready.

One among them, seemed like she might have been the source of the magic from before. a woman, dressed as though she was someone from some noble family. Blond hair tied up, a pointed hat with a feather in it on her head with a darker skin tone. In her hands was a green bow whose string seemed to shimmer lightly.

"Haa, there he goes." He'd hear her grumble. "If he was just gonna do that anyways we could've stayed at home and get pampered...nnhn? Seshaeal?" Her head would immediately turn in Ethelred's direction, immediately knocking an arrow and firing it in his direction - for such a hastily fired projectile it was fired with nearly uncanny precision and power, tearing some leaves off nearby branches as it whistled through the air.

"Guh, of course we get the scary looking knight guy too!" She'd shout.

The rest of the other archers would immediately turned towards Ethelred, some dropping their bows for axes or a sword.

"Don't suppose I could ask ya to leave nicely and we'll do the same, huh?" The woman would ask with a rather cavalier attitude.
A skill Seeker and Warlord
@Crimson Paladin@VitaVitaAR



“Alright, alright, we get it.” One would defensively shout. “No funny business!”

“A good hunter knows when not to take on something stronger than them.” Another would say with a shake of his head. “We’ll give him a burial later…” A silence fell as Novak’s words would at least start making them think about the implications of what he was saying. If that was true, then…they were being taken for fools, weren’t they?

“...r-right its uh, over here.” The third would start walking. The torchlight was enough to keep the fog at bay, though the hunters bearing emblems from the illuminator seemed to protect them. Finding their way through it was easy enough thanks to them, too - though as they came upon it one would nearly stumble over the edge of the sinkhole.

“Here. Its there…probably. Don’t have any idea what else this would be.”

Where the temple had been previously, was now a wide, deep hole, the edges of which were rocky and uneven. The only way in seemed to be a jagged slope that was in the direction of the hunters old hideout, it seemed. Probably had been revealed and destroyed when the Kyrnith had ripped the place to shreds.

And what lay at the bottom?

At the bottom of the pit, the floor was smooth carved stone as if someone had taken some form of sandpaper or other tool and cut the entire floor to be smooth, shiny granite or some similar stone. The only blemishes were indentations that seemed to mimic the phases of the moon, starting with what seemed to be a new moon at six o'clock and a full moon at twelve.

In the middle of the dias a stone altar sat. Carved from a blue-tinted stone, a light fog seemed to slowly waft from it, slowly coming from under it. The altar itself seemed to depict a broken moon, two halves held on either side of it by some sort of twisting, spiraling stone. Extending from the bottom of the altar to the engravings of the moon phases, were smooth ridges and carvings seeming to extend to each of them with the one depicting the full moon having eleven gathering in it.

“I don’t like lookin’ at it. Gives me the creeps.” One of the hunters said.

“Its where that fog is coming from, see?”

“That uh, old temple. We were told the Illuminator put it there to sort of…block it? If you say you met the Hag there…she might have been trying to do something to it.”

A Traveler
@PaulHaynek



“...no.” The wolf girl replied with a dismissive, slightly annoyed seeming huff. “Its one of the laws from the Goddess. The Goddess has no power out of the underworld, so her Maids are the ones she sends after those who break her laws.” She’d look out the only window in the cabin. “...if it were any other law, maybe…but I broke that which should not be broken. ‘Do not use the dead to harm the living’. ” That was all she was going to say on the matter, it seemed. She’d get up from the table, half eaten bowl left behind.

“...I’m going out. You stay here.” She’d say, not elaborating on what she was doing. It was getting pretty late. The sun starting to dip over the horizon, painting the wintry dead forest in colors of twilight, the snowy ground being cast in long shadows from the leafless trees. “If I don’t return…well, then the maids probably got me…” There was a very good chance she wanted to be left alone, and there was no telling what would be out there at night and she could probably handle herself.

Might be best to get some rest.



Send Feet Pics
@Cu Chulainn



“...someone has a flair for an entrance.” The fox would snicker, fairly unimpressed with Nomura’s entrance. The display of acrobatics looked less graceful and more like a drunk pelican, but perhaps with a little practice he’d look like the elegant peacock he was desiring to be. “To answer your question though, no he still has it.” She’d huff, tail swishing back and forth in the snow. “Wasn’t much of an opportunity to pilfer it without being seen…”

She’d glance over her shoulder back towards the cliffs and obelisk.

“That place was spooky. Felt like I’d stepped into some sorta…divine realm or something. Like some god was staring right at me.” She’d shake her head, pawing at it with a paw, before she’d end up sniffing the air and turning her attention from the fight that was happening towards Malphas. She’d walk around him, sniffing around him before pouncing on one of his feet.

“You smell like fish. You smell like rare fish. Lemme have it and I might be inclined to help with the slime since I can probably snatch the thing during then.”

The Roma Mob



@Pyromania99





Back to Roots
@Guy0fV4lor@Crusader Lord



The spell pulsed in Leannah’s hands. The familiar feeling of heat, burning, uncontrolled power forming in her palm. It was already growing considerably, reaching the point it had previously within a manner of seconds and by then it was too late for her to stop its growth. The miniature sun grew and grew, sucking out every last bit of magical energy Leannah had.

The slime screeched in response, shifting its mass to its arms realizing that it likely couldn’t stop the buildup of whatever it was that was happening - so it opted for a defensive measure. Its arms formed a wall in front of it, its defensive, bony plating melding together to form a wall of slime and bone between it and the exploding ball of fire.

The ball of fire was nearly as big as a beachball, now. It was burning Leannah just from holding it, threatening to blind her from the intensity of its light. It had truly become a miniature sun by now, there was no denying it. In fact it was even starting to pull on her and seemingly suck in everything around it as though it had its own gravity wall, insatiably hungry for more magic to feed its mass.

And then she’d lob it towards the slimy creature.

A blinding flash of light. A deafening explosion. Heat that would singe and burn the people near it. The snow on the ground in a roughly 30-yard radius upon impact would nearly instantly vaporize. At 50 yards it melted, turning to water as the heat radiated from the area. A mushroom cloud extended meters into the air. The slime creature shrieked, gurgling as the impact would cause the creature to recoil backwards, the bones on its arms, its slimy defensive wall evaporating in seconds as it would lose its cohesion, boiling away as its body fell to the ground, being pushed so far that its tail would hang off the cliff.

It wasn’t out yet, but it had lost its arms.

Donovan’s hair would be lightly singed if he managed to take cover. Eirhild and Akando took shelter behind the Obelisk, preventing them from being hit from most of the blast.

The creature, would retaliate immediately. Slimy tendrils would grab Leannah by her ankles, lifting her high into the air. The act of making an explosion that big had completely drained her, exhausting any magical supply she had, and thus, was completely unable to resist as she was pulled. If Narkissa or Donovan did not intervene, she was likely to be its next snack.

Misaki


@PKMNB0Y

“Haaa, I suppose you’re right. Sorry, I’m just a bit tired. All of this is really sort of getting to me I guess.” Lazhira replied, shaking her head solemnly. “But thanks for that. I’ll be glad when all of this is over and I can go back to just skipping history lessons from Enli and looking around the forest without worry about getting jumped by some animal-ah-”

It was in all honesty, fast.

A flash of steel from nearby.

Lazhira’s dress would soon be stained red, eyes widening as an arrow stuck out from her stomach. A second arrow would fall upon the fawn, though it wouldn’t hit anything vital, just hitting it in the leg, earning a pained call from the animal as it would stumble to the ground.

“She’ll be coming with me, fox.” It was Soyala, having caught up with them from the battlefield while the others were occupied with the slime. Misaki could feel the sharp edge of steel on her neck, probably a spear or some other sharp, bladed instrument held against it. “Don’t worry, she’s not going to die…yet, at least. The arrows coated in a sort of...lets say poison that'll stop her from bleeding out.”
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