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House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

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House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

The can of trash was growing? Surely his Room-Mate the Jill would not lie to him. Perhaps this can was trying to sneakily trying to take up more and more of the kitchen after all, to overthrow them. This trash can was right next to the fridge, and in that fridge was the flesh of the unborn he so loved (eggs.) Was this why he was always told to take out the trash at work? Were they truly such a pest?

Instead of contemplating this further, Grok stands tall before the trash can, braces both hands against it, and a dreadful noise resounds as he slowly crushes it like a human trash compactor, only for something brown to suddenly ooze out from the side. This in turn causes a great narrowing of the eyes as Grok goes to an open window, and brutally chucks the can towards the dumpster across the street.

"Grah! The Manager Eugene will not let Grok work with the blood of his enemies on him! I need that which sanitizes the hands, the ritual of cleansing must commense before my shift!" He exclaims, going to the sink to rinse off his hands, only to find Henry's oatmeal bowl sitting in it. "Why is this dish not rinsed? It is Grok's night to do the dishes, and the oats of grain get hard upon the bowl!"

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

"You have won again, but each day Grok grows stronger!" A deafening voice comes from outside, moments before a thud, then another, then one more much closer. Finally, the door opens, and the lumbering man that is Grok enters the apartment. His pupils could hardly be much wider as he comes inside, and it's quite clear he's gotten up early again to have a staring contest with the rising sun.

He'd gotten the idea when a friendly customer, who was having their groceries bagged by Grok about a week ago, said "Hey pal, why don't you go have a staring contest with the sun, maybe you'll see where the bread goes in the bag." And so he has, though the idea of bread has been lost to time.

As his eyes adjusted to the light, the first thing that came into view was the creepy glass eyes of Jill, in whatever kind of pose that was supposed to be. "The Jill has grown new eyes! When will the rest grow back?" He asks at a typically uncomfortable volume as he looks her up and down.

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

@Eviledd1984 It's already in the sheet section actually ^^

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

@Eviledd1984

Is the mighty idiot- I mean conqueror Grok okay? :D

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

Name: Grok, the Destroyer!

Appearance:

Species: Human? (Immortal)

Age: Unknown, he doesn't count good.

Occupation: Bagger of Groceries, Pusher of Carts, Conqueror of clogged toilets! (Diversity Hire)

Special abilities: Superhuman strength, semi-indestructable body.

Personality: Grok isn't the sharpest light bulb in the closet. He is often very quick to anger, and almost always yelling, but his greatest enemy is... societal norms! If Grok isn't angry, he probably ate something sweet, but he does shy away from man-eating beast-hounds (chihuahuas and other small dogs.)

History: Grok intended to be a great conqueror in his realm, and he almost was. In a society where every man had to accept your challenge, and winning a duel meant taking al they owned, Grok slowly made his way to the top with the help of his trusty doom crystal! This magical crystal, embedded in his chest, is the source of all of his feats of strength, as well as the reason he can headbutt whatever he wants.

What he didn't expect was when he challenged a renowned sorcerer, that he'd be banished from his realm and thrust to this 'Urth' place. Undeterred, Grok will conquer this society, if only people wouldn't reject his duels and talk down to him!
Additional info: Grok eats almost exclusively the flesh of the unborn. (Eggs)

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

This concept is too amusing to avoid, are you still accepting?

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Kill the assassin? Some random person, who didn't take the credit? Eryx probably couldn't kill her, let alone some nameless rumor. Bullshit. He leans back, in his chair, looking around. A familiar looking figure entering the place.

An arm raises, clad in white up to the steel reinforced black gloves, waving to a man who had entered. "Isago!" He calls with a grin, gesturing to the man. For a moment Eryx is quiet, looking over his face. "The nose, it's always the nose they mess up." He unfolds one of the wanted posters to look back and forth between them, careful to keep it facing the wall so nobody else would see it.