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4 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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5 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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6 mos ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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7 mos ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

(I'm also trying to slowly break into writing as a profession, but apparently that's not enough work for me, so I'm here too. I'm starting to think this place is just where I get out all my bad ideas)

Most Recent Posts

(Addressing the Delegation Team: @IceHeart @Starlance @Zanavy @Xandrya)


Vei remained impassive while Francesca explained. Only after she was finished, and no one else immediately added anything, did the alien speak: "...You came here only to explore?" An odd sound came out of her nostrils, something like a snort. Or a growl. "I don't believe you. You are lying. No nation in our history- our yours- has ever explored only for the sake of it. They explore to find new land to conquer." Each word is blunt and unapologetic, but spoken very slowly. And still Nick has that creeping suspicion of something odd in her speech.

Then it clicks. Our history- our yours. How could Vei possibly know the history of humanity? And that slow speech- she's not using a translator. She's speaking English. Self-taught English, from the sound of it. This isn't foresight, or holy magic. Vei has somehow learned the languages and history of ISA, before the Prize ever came through the wormhole.

"Excuse me, Holy Vei," Nick begins, "but how do you know the history of our people?"

Vei smiled. "I am the Holy One. I know many things." She shakes her head, exactly as a human would. Is that natural, or has she learned human body language too? "I am the one asking the questions. You are the ones answering."

Nick glanced to his crewmates, quickly, for support.
@MST3K 4ever
No problem. I've been busy this last week too
@Eviledd1984
It wasn't a dumb idea, I just don't use it personally. We already have OOC and PMs for sharing ideas.
Quick question guys, would hit be okay if I made a discord server for this RP?


No, I avoid that platform, or using anything off of this site.

My only hiccup is using discord or anything else off-site: it's a headache, and I'll always leave an RP to avoid it.
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@Raylah
Well, that's the thing. I really don't know if @datadogie is in or not.

I've been trying to keep the slot open, because he told me (via PM) that he was coming back. I told him how he could, which posts would get him caught up, etc., but then he didn't reply. I sent another message in case that one didn't go through, and he didn't reply to that either. Maybe he missed both? This site has plenty of issues.

I figured it was over, but I've seen him checking the page. So things are sort of in the air. I'll give it another week.

Either way tho, I'm not gonna make Cake an NPC, since that's his character. I'd just replace her with another, less personable AI.

Or Baby

(EDIT: And if he does still want in, I think I have a solution for the "everyone asking Cake for stuff at once" problem that IceHeart mentioned)
@Eviledd1984
Honestly, I've never seen it. I feel like I should have, but nope
Completely unrelated, but I miss Cake.


(Did you see datadogie lurking on the page too?)

Yeah, she was a cool character. Maybe someone else will come along with a shipboard AI character to replace her. We can just say she got an "update" that completely changed her personality and name
@Raylah
"Sorry, can't talk right now. Too busy scouting alien worlds. Very important business."

EDIT: Actually, just start coughing frantically whenever they come into the room. That would scare them off.
@IceHeart
Obviously the real solution is to personally draw what you're imagining in perfect detail

For real, you can always try downloading the pic, then uploading it to imgur and linking to that
@IceHeart The link in your post doesnt work. Which is sad, because I want to see it!


I wanted to see it too, so I googled the keywords in the url it led to. This is what came up.
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4000705

Is that what you meant to link to, @Iceheart?
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