Broad shoulders. A long, tan coat over a disheveled suit and tie. A hardened face, rough with the shadow of a beard, hidden under the brim of a simple fedora hat and lit up only by the glowing embers of the cigar held between clenched teeth. The Detective didn't fit in on these suburban streets- never had- not since
the war. So many good men. Lost. In
the war. The sun beats down on him like an accusing eye, demanding he return to the shadows. The temperature? 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Which is...a normal temperature. That's right, a normal temperature. Are there many clouds? ...No. The sky is blue. Like it usually is. Except at night. Then it's black.
...The war.
He rapped his hard knuckles against the wooden door, then shoved them into his pocket. When the older gentlemen inside opened up, he had to look up far more than he anticipated to look into the darkened eyes of this giant of a man. He was almost seven feet tall!
"Um- hello?"
"Detective John. PI. I'm here to ask you a few questions. I heard your nephew went missing recently, see?" The Detective said.
"Detective John who?" The man asked with a squint, hiding behind the chains keeping his door locked even when ajar.
"Detective John- J- John." The Detective replied, unsure.
"...Your name is Detective John John?" The man said.
"Uh. No. That would be a stupid name for an Earth male to have. Obviously. M- my name is Detective John, uh-, it's, uh- you know. I fought in the war. See?" The detective said.
Unsettled, the man's eyes widened and he went to slam the door shut. But not before the Detective's hand flew through the door and extended out like wriggling worms, clinging onto his face. The man shook for a moment before relaxing. The Detective's hand retracted and he shut the door. He slapped himself a few times in the face.
"Get it together!" He complained to himself, before knocking on the door again.
"Um- hello?" The man asked again, opening his door.
"Good morning. My name is Detective John John- shit!" The Detective grit his teeth and sent his hand flying through the gap in the door again.
Knock knock knock.
"Um- hello?" The man asked for a third time, peaking out from behind the chain in the ajar door frame.
"My name is Detective John
Jones." The Detective said, leaning forward with certainty this time. "Private Investigator, see?" He flashed the older gentlemen a badge. Badges are very important to have. "I'd like to ask you a few questions about your nephew."
"Who sent you?" He asked.
"A concerned citizen. It's not just about your nephew. But if I can find him, he might be the lead I need to track down your...unfriendly neighbors. I'm sure I don't need to say anymore, not without being inside." Detective John Jones said.
"I see." The man considered the Detective, but then thought of his nephew. "Come in." He closed the door and unlocked the door handle and the chain latch lock. Durning that moment, the Detective pumped his fist in a self-congratulatory manner. When the door opened again, the Detective was back to looking stern and serious.
"Your nephew. Jose Cabello. I want you to know I have no interest in getting him in trouble with the authorities." The Detective said as they both sat down in the living room. "I may sometimes work with the police, but I'm a Private Investigator. I get the sense your nephew is a good boy, caught up in things he doesn't understand fully. Once I find him and get the information I need, I'll bring him back to you, safe and sound."
The man, Rodriguez Cabello, nodded slowly. "Yes. I- I appreciate that. Truth be told, this entire situation has gotten out of hand. I had been preferring not to contact the police, but..."
"You still won't have to. I don't think it's that serious for your nephew. Not yet." Detective Jones said. "I just need to ask you if you know any favorite places of his. Places he might hang out. Friends he might contact."
The kindly uncle sat in silence, before responding. "You have a pencil?"
The Detective grinned almost giddily and nodded quickly before reaching inside his jacket pocket to get out a really cool and badass notepad and pencil. "Yes I do. It even has a sticker on it. Look, see? A little kitty cat face. Isn't it cool?"
"...R-right." Rodriguez scoffed out a little laugh. "That is very nice, Detective."
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"Hello, youths." Detective John Jones said, approaching the basketball court. "I'm looking for Jose Cabello."
"Oh, yeah?" One of the young men said. "Never heard of him."
"I can see you don't trust me. Fear not. I'm not with the police, but rather a Private Investigator. Nobody's going to get in trouble. I just want to help." Detective Jones said.
"That's great. Too bad I still never heard of him."
"Perhaps I could endear myself to you by engaging in your local practices." The Detective said.
"...Uh?" The young man smiled, amused and bemused.
"Pass me the Basket Ball, and behold my skill, youths." The Detective opened up his hands.
"...Okay." He passed the ball to the strange detective. He bounced it a few times and went to the half court. Taking an almost correct stance, he shot the ball gently through the air. It landed on the rim and rolled around. Everyone stared. Before it could roll off to the side, the Detective shot a look at the orange ball and tilted his head in the other direction. It fell in, swooshing inwards through the net. That got a small cheer.
That got the Detective a name and a place that led him to a shady looking fellow on the street corner, which led him to a warehouse.
Is it always a warehouse? Maybe the Detective should just start searching all the warehouses.
No that won't work. There's a lot of warehouses. Also, it might not be a warehouse.
The Detective did a bit of scouting, peeking in through the second story window, sneaking past a lookout. He saw the boy, Jose, inside, looking nervous, sitting in a chair. There were tables with nefarious things on them. The bad kind. Boxes and weapons. Not to mention the eight other tough looking guys going about their business.
There was no time to waste! He would go in, ask for them to give over Jose, and see if they would point him in the direction of their distributor.
Detective John Jones lay curled up in a ball as the gathered toughs kicked him while he was down.
"I have a very cute friend whose going to be SUPER pissed at you guys!" He cried out. "It's not too late to be nice to me!"
"Shut up, man!" A guy in a hoodie said. "I'll break your damn legs. Don't ever come around here again!"
Beaten and battered, they left the Detective alone. He got up in a huff after they left, dusting off his coat. "That's right. You better leave!" He shouted after them. When the toughs turned and started sprinting back over to him, he turned tail and ran as fast as he could before they could catch him.
They were going to regret that! That, he knew for sure.
For later that night... the heroine appeared! Fists at her hips, she floated in the air above the tables in the warehouse, a dashing smirk on her face. A girl, looking like she in her late teens or early twenties, with short red hair and striking blue eyes. She was wearing a black suit, with red gloves and boots, and a big red X over her upper body. Golden clasps around her neck supporting a long blue cape that was flowing in the wind despite being indoors. Grinning, she made her dramatic entrance.
...
...
...
She cleared her throat so that they finally noticed her.
"Oh, shit!" Everyone reacted quickly, alarmed. There was one thing about the girl that was left out, which was her most noticeable feature. That being her skin color, as green as peas, and clearly alien.
"Never fear, Earthlings! I, Miss Martian, am- ow!!!" Shots rang out, bullets striking her. She fell out of the sky and landed on a stacked pile of crates, kicking up a cloud dust, her boots sticking upwards as the only thing visible.
"Fuck yeah! We wasted it!" The hoodie guy cheered with his fellows. Jose was hiding behind his chair.
"It?!" She repeated, offended, standing to her feet.
"I'm a girl! Can't you tell?! I look like a girl, don't I?" She asked, losing some confidence on that last sentence.
The guy in the hoodie raised his handgun in alarm. Before anyone could pull the trigger, she thrust her palm forward, fingers spread. Suddenly, nobody's guns were working. She lifted her hand up, and all the guns in the room flew up out of their hands and into a big ball. She clenched her fist, and the guns disassembled themselves, falling to pieces in a metal rain. Everyone looked at her, dumb struck.
"That's right. I have wicked cool superpowers. So don't mess with me!" Miss Martian said. Gathering her composure, she dusted herself off and took back to floating in the center of the room.
"Jose Cabello! I've come for you!" She pointed at the young man who yelped.
"Don't eat me!" He cried out.
"What?! No! I mean- I've come to rescue you!" Miss Martian clarified.
"I'm a superhero! You know? Like Superman?" She said.
"See? I've got a cape and everything." She held it between her fingers to demonstrate.
"My detective friend told me all about you. He was looking for you. Your uncle, Rodriguez Cabello, is worried sick about you!" She explained.
"Uncle Roddy? He's worried about me?" Jose said.
"Yes of course! I get the feeling he loves you, you know. I think you should leave these guys behind and go back to him." Miss Martian siad.
"...You're letting me go?" He said. Miss Martian nodded. Looking around at the others, he nodded, and ran out the door. Miss Martian could tell he was going home.
"As for the rest of you! I'll let you off with a warning. If! You tell me where you're getting all these bad drugs from." She said.
The guy in the hoodie scoffed. "You don't know who you're messing with, you green freak." He said. "You think you're tough because you, what, disarmed us? You're gonna get eaten alive. No way we're telling you anything." Miss Martian narrowed her eyes at him.
"VULTURE, eh?" Miss Martian said, rubbing her chin.
"Interesting. Thanks for all your help." The guy blanched. Everyone looked at him angrily.
"Dude!!!" "I didn't fucking say anything!" He protested.
"Be quiet, everyone! I'm letting you all off with a warning. I don't ever wanna see you guys getting up to no good ever again, okay? Don't cause any more trouble. Don't 'deal' any more 'cokes' or 'weeds' or 'meths'." She lectured, pointing at them.
“Uh. Okay.” The hoodie guy said.
"And don’t beat people up! Or else I’ll come beat you up. I have powers, you know. I can make it happen. Don’t test me." She warned. To demonstrate, she flattened a few tables without even touching them. Also, she scooped up some evidence with a tarp using her mind, wrapped it up like a picnic lunch, and wrapped it around the ceiling. It was very obvious, but out of reach. This way, the police could grab it later if they called the fire department or something.
At this point, they were mostly intimidated despite her efforts, not because of them.
"The police will be here soon. If you get in trouble because of them, that’s your own fault.” Miss Martian said.
"Miss Martian! Away!” She said, and then phased through the ceiling, fist extended outward. Once in the night air, she grimaced to herself. No. She wasn’t going to start saying that. That was not good. Hopefully they didn’t start thinking she was silly because of that.
A little while later, Miss Martian checked in on the Cabello family. They had a reunion, but the nephew was still rattled and confused by what he had seen. He had been scared to leave. Would they still come after him, they wondered aloud?
"Not on my watch!" Miss Martian answered, suddenly in their living room, startling them both.
“That’s her! The alien!” Jose pointed at her. This time he put on a brave face, standing to protect his more elderly uncle.
"My detective friend told me about your nephew. Listen, you don’t have to worry about anything. I’ve got it all under control." “...Your detective friend, huh?” The uncle asked, raising an eyebrow. Miss Martian’s smile became a little more nervous. She could tell he was onto her. He didn’t need to know much about aliens to have his suspicions. Unfortunately, it was probably too late to uproot that memory. And with his nephew right there it would probably look kind of traumatizing, so she’d have to erase his memory too. It’d be a whole thing!
"Uh. Yep. My detective friend, John Jones. Basically, I’m gonna kick the bad guys out of your town, and then the town they run off to next. Trust me, they’re gonna be so busy with me they won’t even have a chance to worry about you.” Miss Martian said.
"I mean- I’m green! And super cute. And I can fly. I’ll be all they can think about. But if you ever need, just give me a call." She said.
“You have a cell phone number?” Rodriguez asked.
"Huh? No. Should I? I just meant go outside and start yelling my name. I’ve got your signatures now so I’ll be able to find you." Miss Martian said.
”Maybe I should have a cell phone. Can I borrow your cell phone, Jose?" She asked.
“Um…n-no..? Sorry? I kinda need it.” He said.
"Oh, okay! Well, see you around!" She waved, and then phased through the ceiling. The two men blinked. What a day.
“I think we should probably get out of town for a while, kid.” Roddy said. “Just to be safe.”
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Miss Martian took to the skies, thinking about the knowledge she gleaned from the criminals in the warehouse. She would need to track down a better source. If she needed to, she could find those guys again and pick their brains for info. But it looked like the groups she had been tracking were all connected in some way. There was definitely something big and weird going on with the bad guys. Were they trying to team up or something?
Between her and her ‘friend’ John Jones, Miss Martian was having more trouble than she thought getting to the root of the problem. She didn’t realize being a superhero involved so much detective work. At least when it came to the crime fighting side of things.
Her head twitched, and she heard, or rather, felt, a ping of anxiety and fear. Up here, only the strongest and most immediate thoughts could reach her. It didn’t take long for her to spot this one, though. A fire! Miss Martian zoomed, her cape acting like gliding wings. With her density lowered, she lacked power, but could easily ride the wind like a bird, and use her telekinesis for easy control. Technically, she didn’t have the power of super flight, but it was close enough.
Miss Martian zoomed down to the burning apartment building and came to a stop. She closed her eyes and sensed for minds and souls. Most of them were already heading to safety down the fire escape, but she sensed some people trapped in a room near the upper floor.
Of course, she also sensed the fire itself. Miss Martian grit her teeth and focused. As long as she didn’t let it burn her too much, she’d be fine. It was just an element, like any other. And yet…
Miss Martian had to think fast. Black smoke billowed out of a window. She floated over to a nearby fire hydrant, and combined her feet into one long tube that latched around it, much to the alarm of nearby bystanders. Alien, they said. Monster. They were afraid of her. Miss Martian smiled confidently. She’d show them! She’d show them all!
The Martian stretched her body like a long hose. She turned the pressure valve and felt the water rush into her. In a somewhat grotesque display, the bottom of her swelled up and travelled upwards. Squashing her vital organs to the side, she puffed up her cheeks and formed her lips into an ‘o’ before blasting the water out of her mouth! Like a living water house she spat water directly into the apartment, soaking the inside and dousing the flames enough to clear a route. Turning off the fire hydrant, she detached from it and wiped her lips.
"Blech." "Don’t worry everyone! Miss Martian is here! " She called out before floating inside. Her water trick had put out most of the flames in this hallway. Travelling over to the door, she knocked on it.
"Hello? I put out the fire! Quick, before it comes back!" She said.
A woman opened up the door and yelped in fright in Miss Martian’s appearance, closing the door. Miss Martian crossed her arms.
"What is it with Earthlings and slamming doors in my face? I put out the fire! I can you get you to safety!" “Go away!” She called out. “The- the fire department is coming! We’ll just wait for them, okay?!”
Earthlings were so suspicious of aliens. Miss Martian could understand why.
"C’mon!" She said.
"I can get you out of here right now!" “She said go away!” A man’s voice called out.
“Daddy, I’m scared!” A little girl’s voice could be heard. Though, Miss Martian was mostly just sensing their thoughts and intentions from the other side of the door.
“You’re scaring my daughter!” He shouted. Miss Martian was pretty sure it was the fire scaring her, not the green lady.
Still, this was a conundrum. Miss Martian shot an accusatory glare towards the water sprinklers in the hallway as they lay dormant. Useless things. This building was surely not up to code. The fire was encroaching again, and if Miss Martian could sweat, she would be. Not even because of the heat. Something deeper. A frustrating reminder of what had happened to her. No time to focus on the past though, these people were trapped and the fire brigade wasn’t here yet. Chances are they’d be in time, especially now that she doused so much of the flames.
Chances, chances. Hmm.
A firefighter appeared at the window of the family’s room, in a mechanical moving platform. “Come here!” She said, waving them over. The family rushed over and carefully moved out the window, standing in the platform. Letting out a collective sigh of relief, they were all lowered to the ground.
“Where’s the firetruck?” The little girl asked. This platform… was floating in mid air! Before panic could set it, the platform lowered to the ground and the firefighter floated above them, dispelling the illusion she projected into their minds! It was Miss Martian.
"Don’t worry, I gotcha!" She said with a big smile.
The parents were offended at being tricked, but the children clapped their hands, amused. “How dare you!” The mother said.
“Yeah, how dare you!” Some of the bystanders said. “Get outta here, alien! Nobody asked for your help!” The crowd turned against her. “We don’t need you!”
Miss Martian set her hands on her hips, floating above the ground.
"You’ll all come around! You’ll see! And when you do, you won’t even have to say sorry." Miss Martian said. As the real firefighters arrived, she took off into the night sky.
It was getting late. The humans would be going to sleep soon. Usually she helped people in the day and fought crime in the night, but of course if there’s overlap, there’s overlap! Especially if she went across the ocean. Flying above the clouds, she kept going and going until the air got chilly and she could see her breath. Leftover heat from her internal processes, expelled through water vapor.
The stars reflected in her eyes and she counted them all. Her place in the universe. They spoke to her. The people of Mars…she couldn’t hear them anymore. She was all alone. It was going to be difficult, the task ahead. It would be easy to just survive. Find some scattered fringe and live on the outskirts. Just like, be a bear or something.
But that would be way boring. And she couldn’t turn her back on Earth. They were the only people left in the Solar System. They may have beaten back the Reach once, but if they kept on this path, they wouldn’t be able to do it again. She had to help. Had to show them that cooperation, even amongst the most disparate peoples, was the key to everything. The Martian people may have learned that lesson too late.
…She really needed to get a house, she thought to herself. The sky was not a house. And neither was an ice fortress in the Arctic. Clearly, she needed to acclimate more to the culture of Earth if she was going to make real progress. Mind tricks were only going to get her so far. If she was keeping score, minute memory wiping and inducing hallucinations in innocent bystanders was definitely points off. Using the human score system, she would probably get a 'B' at the highest.
Miss Martian opened her mind once again, and let the song of Earth wash over her. Break time was over. With a twist of her upper body, she disappeared into the clouds with a puff of mist, a pale rainbow trailing in her wake.