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Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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"Refuse to let it take you, like it took all the rest"

I dont care if the gray background gets cut off, I mostly want the scene in the middle of the picture to be seen fully.


Okay, so I might have went just a tad overboard with the experimentation, but the stock was so wide-spread, it just spoke to me. I hope it does the same to you because I am truly proud of this piece.




You would like that, wouldn’t you, Laz?

Asahi wasn’t about to let Laz a win over him so easily. He was sure that, if Laz had his way, he would see Asahi giving up just when the going got tough. Well, that wasn’t going to happen. Asahi Han’ei was no quitter, and not even a strong ale was going to keep him from getting his bragging rights. Besides, he wasn’t even feeling—hiccup—feeling off or anything like that.

The next rounds of ale came in the form of an overfilled mug, it practically spilling over with the foam trailing down the lines of the wood. Asahi wasted no time to start to chug it down. About halfway through it, however, he felt a little…iffy. He hiccupped again, felt something start to crawl up his throat, demanding to come out. But a stubborn Asahi denied it an exit, to which he forced another quarter of the ale down his throat.

That wasn’t such a good idea.

In the span of just five seconds, three notable things happened. The first was Asahi’s grip of the mug falling from his grip and Asahi[ failing to catch it as it crashed to the ground, causing the rest of the ale to spill all over the tavern floor. The second, right after Asahi groaned disappointingly, was Asahi feeling the same force that wanted to come up through his esophagus once again begging to find an exit. This time, however, Asahi wasn’t in a place to deny its exit. And so it came in spades, which would make Asahi cough up a half of a dozen of doses of vomit all over the countertop.

And lastly, Asahi’s head hit the counter. Hard, and would bathe in his own vomit as he would ungracefully fall to the ground on his left side. His eyes were were only able to see the legs of his fellow chasers and the legs of the tables they all sat at. Though, his hearing was more or less able to pick up some of what was said. He might’ve been groaning a bit, but there was no denying Pythia’s angry tone. Even in his current state, Asahi remembered the last time he heard her that angry, and it’s safe to say that he didn’t pity whoever was on the other end of her rage.

A few more moments would pass, to which Asahi would try to get up. His stomach denied that action, so Asahi would stay where he lay, puking bits here and there.

What the hell was in my drink?
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Text: Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.


I really need to stop making this a habit, or else I'mma lose my loyal customers.

Anywho, here is your set! :D




@XxLyraxX I got you next, fam.

While being shoved to the side from Laz, the sun mage of Cloud Chasers kept a smile, keeping in mind of what everything was happening around him, albeit with a slightly disoriented disposition. The amount of drinks he had drank during his first contest of ale with Lal and Laila(plus or minus a few more) was still well within his system. Still, he was a man that never backed down from a challenge, especially if it was from some scrub who claimed to be a better drinker than he did.

Everyone knew of the stories about Lazulin Mulciber. They knew that he wasn’t necessarily a man that played nice. Some within the guild avoided him simply because of how he liked to play with people as if they were dolls or action figures of some sort.

Of course, Asahi wasn’t just anyone. He didn’t buy into all of the rubbish that his fellow Chasers said. Even if he did, he wouldn’t pass up a moment like this.

As he would raise the first round of ale that Maude had brought them, Asahi grinned at Laz, chugging his mug until nothing was left but tiny drops of that amber-colored liquid, slamming the mug on the bartop. He clearly wasn’t backing down, not until he heard the words of conceding from Laz’s mouth.

Even amid this, Asahi heard their Guildmaster speak a few words of wisdom. Something about having the gold to pay for the refills of ale. Asahi had no worries there. His job last week gave him enough to spend at his leisure. He had just enough for as much ale as he could possibly want and then some.

It is your go, Laz! Or are ye all but a wee chicken to walk the walk?” Asahi would goad his fellow guildmate with taunting rhetoric, only to feel rather unusual a moment later. He was staggering as he sat, leaning against the countertop. In the coming moments, Asahi would begin to feel very lightheaded, and have a rather killer buzz unlike the which he’s experienced before.

What have I gotten myself into?

It took all that Bahamut had within him not to strike Reia for her insolent behavior. The fact that she had the gall to speak to him in such a dignified manner actually made the now-Emperor of Archadia gain a little respect for her. Despite how infuriated he was with her and how it was about to show on his face, she stayed true to Reia form: always speaking her mind and doing it with certain glamor that was only matched by her reputation. Truly, this made Hamut smile with a wide, cheek-to-cheek grin.

But as she finished speaking, Hamut wouldn’t reciprocate her right away. Instead, he observed her gaze, then turned his attention to the window. What a nice night it was shaping up to be. The clouds were darkened, remnants of sunlight obvious, leaving a sort of fading pink shade amidst the oranges and blues and violets and reds. For some reason, the old man found it fitting, because as the light would fade into darkness, it will shine upon Archadia as she entered the beginning of a new rule.

Tell me, Empress, do you know of why my grandson was banished from Archadia five years ago? I’m sure you heard about it. It was quite the ordeal. Well,” he mused a thoughtful sound, “I suppose it was more of a pain, really. Setting up my son’s — Jackson, Vincent, and Roman’s father, Simon — death was quite a bother. Setting all of these wheels in motion just so everyone would believe that Simon was murdered by his own son, by his oldest, mind you.” Hamut gazed towards Reia, a flicker of light in his free eye. “And to think, I had to set it up to where vincent had to kill his own father. I had to indirectly manipulate the entire scene so that my son died by his youngest, Vincent, and for Vincent to frame his own brother, thus driving Jackson out of the country.” Hamut relished at the thought of that memory, as seen from his twisted smirk.

It all was going according to plan. But alas, I did not foresee the involvement Zodiark was going to have in it. My son, for all of his foolish choices as a ruler, actually pulled one over me, and made a pact with the Dark Esper, freeing him from his imprisonment in Henne’s Mines. In return, Zodiark replaced my son with a very convincing double. And now, somewhere, my son is alive.” Hamut seemed conflicted on how he felt about that. “I know this because my son Vincent thought this news would thwart my plans. He even told me what Jaakuna and Emiri did. Now Vincent is by his father's side somewhere. Honestly, I really don’t care if my son is alive or if one of my grandsons is being a tool for him. As far as I’m concerned, neither of them pose a threat to me. Jackson, however,” Hamut stood up, gandering at Reia thoughtfully, a hint of annoyance in his eyes, “he presents a real threat to everything I have hoped to accomplish today. So, to answer your question, yes, I will strike down my ‘own flesh and blood’. And if it comes to it, I shall kill my grandsons: Jackson, Roman, that treacherous Isaiah, and eventually, when the time comes, even Vincent and my son. And do you know why? It’s because I shall rule —

Before Hamut could finish that sentence, two things happened that made him look first to the ceiling, then to the door. Above him, he saw only fire in the form of a large beast, and to the door, he only heard sounds of multiple clanking metal boots mixed in with battle cries. It happened so fast that there wasn’t enough time for him to react; not enough time for him to absorb what was going on at a reasonable rate. All he could do was act. His hand was out, and it shined brightly with a transparent purple and orange glow. It collided with the fire, and then…

BOOM

An explosion occurred. No sign of survivors. Top half of the Emperor’s tower gone...


Five minutes earlier

Alright Jaakuna, now that we’re here, what’s the plan?” Lannit asked, looking to Jaakuna for an answer.

The blonde Archadian had to think about this. After he got over the side-effects of his own invention, Jaakuna was in the perfect position to do something. They were directly over the Emperor’s Office. He didn’t know how far above they were, but Jaakuna had been on this rooftop so many times that he knew nothing but metal and stone separated this roof from the office. With that being said, it didn’t exactly mean that it made it any clearer to him about what they should do.

I..don’t know,” Jaakuna rubbed the back of his head nervously, laughing.

What do you mean?

Well, I never did plan that far ahead. I didn’t know Roman was going to be in the dungeons. I didn’t know that Isaiah was going to tell me to get him. And most of all, I sure as hell didn’t know if that old contraption of mine was going to work, let alone warp us to where exactly we needed to be at.” Jaakuna laughed again. “Honestly, Lannit, this is all just a stroke of good luck.

]You’re hopeless.” Lannit said, sounding defeated.

About half of a moment later, a glyph appeared next to Jaakuna, the form of Belias stepping forward. “You never seem to surprise me, Jaakuna.

Jaakuna grinned, “you can’t say it’s ever boring.

Belias nodded, grunting a laugh. “Right you are.” Belias said.

Lannit was looking at Balias, eyes widened and mouth as low as it could be. He had never seen such a creature as huge and menacing before in his entire life. Well, maybe not counting the Hell Wyrm. Still, his hanging jaw and wide eyes could not be mistaken.

And Belias caught the sight of Lannit. He started to chuckle. Jaakuna noticed both of them, raising an eyebrow. “Oh right, you’ve never seen Belias, have you Lannit?” JAakuna asked.

Lannit shook his head slowly.

Yes, well this is Belias, formally a pain in my ass —” Jaakuna would say, only to hear Belias do something of a scowl not even a moment later. “Note I said formally.” He emphasized. Belias still scowled, but more out of habit rather than reason. “Anyways, back on point.” Jaakuna would cough. “As I was saying, I simply haven’t thought this far ahead. I’m open to suggestions.

Seems to me there is only but one course of action to take here.” Belias said, his human arms stroking his man-beast beard.

By all means, do tell.” Jaakuna gestured Belias forward.

Heh, well since we are above, why not use the expressway down.” Belias snickered.

For a moment, Jaakuna looked at his Esper. For a moment, he was dumbfounded, baffled that he didn’t think of it first. It was a suggestion that Jaakuna would most definitely come up with on his own, but for whatever reason he couldn’t be the one to come up with it. Still, he was astonished that, of all people, Belias was the one who brought up that suggestion before he did. He simply smiled.

You just read my mind, Belias!

Just moments later, Jaakuna looked to all three, gesturing Lannit and Roman to get on Belias’ back. Jaakuna would stand up top of his Esper’s head, swords out in his hands. Belias would look up at Jaakuna with his beast eyes, and he would return the gaze.

And then Belias lit himself aflame, crimson mist surrounding him. Those on his back would find themselves surrounded by a layer of protectaga as well as faith and bravery. His glyph appeared below them, and as fire would surround them, swirling and twisting in the air like a raging inferno, they crashed down through the roof.

And as they would come into sight of Hamut, he glared up them briefly before there was explosion of three parties: Belias and fire, Hamut and the power of meteor, and the combined elements from Shion, Lorenzo, Shinto, and Dominic, causing such a massive display of mist, it completely evaporated the entire top floor of the Emperor’s Floor, resulting in all thirds of the explosion hurling down to the streets of Archadia, but most importantly, onto unsuspecting innocents. If something wasn’t done soon…


Now that they were at where they needed to be, next came what they would do next. Good thing about their disguise is that it was the perfect cover, so if anyone came by, it wouldn’t look weird or out of place for a group of four Archadian Soldiers standing guard of their acting-Emperor’s office. Still, that didn’t help them any on when the right time was to act.

Dominic grunted, annoyed. He felt itchy from the fabric of the inside of the armor and his hair was begging to be free from the confines of the helm he had on. He wasn’t a guy who was made for helmets that required thick hair to be stuffed inside it.

Over the course of a minute, Dominic had moved around more than a dozen times, trying to scratch that itch that seemed out of his reach. Of course, this brought great annoyance to the others, specifically Shinto. “Would you keep still? You’re making too much noise.

Well, I’m sorry, I can’t control how bothersome this armor is to my bare back.” Dominic let out a rather annoyed sigh, furthering it as he just looked at Shion. “This is really what we’re going to be doing? Just standing guard, waiting?” Dominic asked. He gaze Shion an annoyed look, head tipped to the side slightly, eyes narrowed half of a centimeter. “This is utterly boring. We should just burst through the door.

Of course the idiot wants to go rushing in. She wasn’t too surprised, but it was then that she let out a small gasp. She recognized the Mist of an Esper, and it was getting closer. “Change of plans--Belias comes!” She announced, withdrawing her sword as she turned on her heel. A glyph appeared on the door, and before anyone could react, she kicked it down, a burst of magic disintegrating the doors as they clattered on the ground.

Finally, some action!

Sure enough, Belias had appeared with all his glory, with Jaakuna, Lannit, and Roman in tow. It was quite a way to get there, but there wasn’t any time for them to be distracted. They had all gathered, with their sole enemy right before them. Reia stood from her seat, alarmed at both Jaakuna and Shion’s rather abrupt entrances, though she rather wisely ducked when Hamut’s spell began.

Lorenzo made to move, but Shion was faster, and already knew what he had wanted. “Focus on Hamut!” She ordered the three men as she ran forward, seemingly right into the blaze of Mist as it erupted.

Wait--!” Lorenzo’s call was drowned as the force of the Mist quite literally blew the entire office apart, and he found himself flying backwards.

The blast threw Shion forward, her arm extended to Reia’s. She managed to throw herself on top of the Empress, protecting her from the brunt of the explosion, though before she knew it, she felt the wind billowing around her freely. Her armor was all but gone, but that wasn’t her focus. They were falling, the ground and the debris rapidly approaching. Reia was too shocked to let out a scream, moreso when Shion released her and dove faster to the ground. Twisting her body backwards, she extended her bandaged hand, the wraps unraveling as it revealed her entire hand and forearm were covered in a thick, black layer of magicks.

By my shadows, let there be bliss--” The darkness from her arm extended wide, forming a shield and blotting out the light. As any fallen rubble touched it, rather than bouncing off it would disintegrate into Mist.

Letting out a sigh, she looked to see the falling Reia next to her, giving her a glare. “My apologies, Majesty,” Shion replied, outstretching her untainted hand. As Reia took hold, the two would hit the dark barrier, though instead of perishing, it served to slow their fall, and the pair landed safely. “I’d suggest finding somewhere to hide, I believe another battle is on the horizon.



It had been hours since Wesley had last seen Nadeline. When he did last see her, she was whisked away from him while Cassandra borderline-appropriately snuggled him with her arms. That allowed her and his mother to apparently talk. When he had asked her(after crawling out of Cassandra’s clinging grasp), she told him that Nadeline wished to explore the city on her own, as a way to get to know the country she was going to inherit. Wesley voiced his concerns, but Isabella cited it wasn’t needed. She sent one of the best Knights of the Order of the Knights of Dalmasca as her personal bodyguard, so there was nothing to worry about.

Still, as Wesley had retired to his room shortly after dinner, his mind was kept on Nadeline. Call it what you may, but the future king of Dalmasca did not have a good feeling about Nadeline being gone this long. He could feel it in his gut. Usually gut feelings were right - well, at least as far as Wesley was concerned.

Hashmal would sense WEsley’s worry, so he manifested beside the prince. Of course, he scaled back on his size and left his gauntlets in the Esper Realm. “You’re troubled.

That obvious?

Talk to me.

Wesley let out a sigh, “it’s hard to explain.

Try me.

He smiled, finding Hashmal’s patience comforting.“I know mother told me Nadeline is safe.

You doubt your mother?

You haven’t been with me long enough. My mother has a shoddy record when it comes to the truth.

I see,” Hashmal mused, “so why haven’t you gone out into the city as soon as she told you what may be the truth?” Hashmal asked.

I didn’t think much of it. Nadeline is the kind of person who would do that without telling me, but..” WEsley’s voice trailed into a grim expression.

But?

She wouldn’t be gone this long, unless something happened.

Hashmal didn’t say anything, he simply looked at Wesley. He knew what the look meant.

Laughing to himself, Wesley got up, looking to Hashmal as the esper would start to fade from the physical realm, retreating into WEsley’s palm. The Order Seal fading so that Wesley’s skin only remained in his view.

It would only take him moments to get what he needed: his usual battle gear, his sword, and of course, Hashmal waiting for him by the window. He didn’t know what waited for him out there, but one thing he did know was that Hashmal would be his ride down, and he would seek out his fiance, wherever she might be.


Sylvester was quiet. He stood there looking at no general location in specific. His eyes made it seem as though he wasn’t all there, as if someone had sucked out his soul. His golden eyes lost its glow, his limbs were dangling lifeless, dropping in front of him. His back was hunched forward, but his head was looking straight ahead, it contorted to the right. It was doing so straight at Nadeline.

And that’s when he lipped something; something that one could easily make out..“Yes master. I understand.” Sylvester lipped, arms gaining life again.

His eyes had a glow to them, but not gold, rather they had red and black and sickly green. And within them, if one looked close enough could see the glyph of The Dark Lord, a contorting, shadowy snake with red eyes and eight tails.

His form changed. His entire molecular structure was altered into something that was sickly looking. Sylvester was no longer of human form, but rather his entire body had been encased with a massive shell of black and red, his hair was of midnight color(or lack thereof).

Kill the girl,” a voice not belonging to Sylvester said, only to be heard by Ultima.

And then, when he reached out, his arm extended so fast that it had a grip of Nadeline’s throat so tightly that it would deny her the option of breathing for a splitsecond, surely to warrent some kind of response from her.

As he lifted her from her feet, her motioned body wiggling, Sylvester looked at her. “This is...unfortunate. We were not supposed to accelerate our plans, but you gave us no choice, princess. You gave me no choice. Truly, why couldnt you just mind your own business? Youre such a bother.” He said, leaning close to Nadeline. “But fret not, your suffering will end soon. Through this vessel, The Creature of the Abyss will rectify what you have ruined.

And in that moment, the Creature’s hand burned red, like a brilliant flame, and went to plunge it into Nadeline’s heart. Inches away, he heard something. Or felt something. It was faint, but he pulled back. When he did The Creature felt an enormous fist meet his face, sending him in the opposite direction, crashing into the wall, and being buried under its crumbling form.

We got here just in the nick of time,” Wesley said, catching Nadeline in his arms. “Nadeline,“ Wesley spoke softly to his beloved, stroking her cheek gently. “Are you okay, my love?
@Heat

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Was never big on Deathlok, but this song wasn't half bad. The intro was pretty lit, though I did find it a bit repetitive. Could have went maybe ten seconds less than what it was. Vocally, again not too bad. Still not a huge Deathlok fan, but this was definitely one of their better songs.

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